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  1. Meloettaaa: im quitting
  2. Meloettaaa was last seen: Yesterday at 8:58 AM
  3. Coincidence? I think not.
  4. Meloettaaa.
  5. Meloetta.
  6. Meloetta has a keen eye.
  7. Watchog also has Keen Eye.
  8. Meloetta's Pokedex number of 648 minus Watchog's Pokedex number of 505=143.
  9. Meloettaaa contains one M two E's one L one O two T's and three A's. 1+2+1+1+2+3=10.
  10. 10.
  11. 10 has four natural factors. 10-4=6.
  12. 143x6=848.
  13. Meloettaaa was last seen: Yesterday at 8:48 AM.
  14. 8:48.
  15. Now is this starting to seem suspicious?
  16. I thought so!
  17. Wait - but what could Meloettaaa be doing with this? Is Meloettaaa trying to send a message to us?
  18. We'll have to dig deeper.
  19. 8:48 AM.
  20. AM means before noon.
  21. Morning also means before noon.
  22. Morning rhymes with warning.
  23. Warning has 7 letters.
  24. Letters has 7 letters.
  25. 7-7=0.
  26. Zero has 4 letters.
  27. qsns also has 4 letters.
  28. qsns is often called a terrorist.
  29. Osama bin Laden is also often called a terrorist.
  30. qsns has 2 s'. Osama bin Laden has 1 s. 2-1=1. The Illuminati has one eye.
  31. Wait, now I get it! Meloettaaa was in the Illuminati and is trying to warn us of something. But what could he be warning us of?
  32. Meloettaaa voted 3-1-3 for the Teambuilding competition recently. 3-1-3=-1.
  33. -1 rhymes with the Sun.
  34. The Sun has 6 letters.
  35. F is the 6th letter of the alphabet. What was the most important F-word in this entire document? Fuck! I can't think of a single fucking one! Wait a minute - is it fuck? But what the fuck could that even mean?
  36. Wait - fuck has 4 letters. What else was important that had 4 letters? qsns. Meloettaaa must have been trying to send us the message "fuck qsns" after leaving the Illuminati!!!!!
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  40. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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