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- Meloettaaa: im quitting
- Meloettaaa was last seen: Yesterday at 8:58 AM
- Coincidence? I think not.
- Meloettaaa.
- Meloetta.
- Meloetta has a keen eye.
- Watchog also has Keen Eye.
- Meloetta's Pokedex number of 648 minus Watchog's Pokedex number of 505=143.
- Meloettaaa contains one M two E's one L one O two T's and three A's. 1+2+1+1+2+3=10.
- 10.
- 10 has four natural factors. 10-4=6.
- 143x6=848.
- Meloettaaa was last seen: Yesterday at 8:48 AM.
- 8:48.
- Now is this starting to seem suspicious?
- I thought so!
- Wait - but what could Meloettaaa be doing with this? Is Meloettaaa trying to send a message to us?
- We'll have to dig deeper.
- 8:48 AM.
- AM means before noon.
- Morning also means before noon.
- Morning rhymes with warning.
- Warning has 7 letters.
- Letters has 7 letters.
- 7-7=0.
- Zero has 4 letters.
- qsns also has 4 letters.
- qsns is often called a terrorist.
- Osama bin Laden is also often called a terrorist.
- qsns has 2 s'. Osama bin Laden has 1 s. 2-1=1. The Illuminati has one eye.
- Wait, now I get it! Meloettaaa was in the Illuminati and is trying to warn us of something. But what could he be warning us of?
- Meloettaaa voted 3-1-3 for the Teambuilding competition recently. 3-1-3=-1.
- -1 rhymes with the Sun.
- The Sun has 6 letters.
- F is the 6th letter of the alphabet. What was the most important F-word in this entire document? Fuck! I can't think of a single fucking one! Wait a minute - is it fuck? But what the fuck could that even mean?
- Wait - fuck has 4 letters. What else was important that had 4 letters? qsns. Meloettaaa must have been trying to send us the message "fuck qsns" after leaving the Illuminati!!!!!
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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