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  1. a) Yes, Social Justice Shitlords is a better term. I guess feminism is still a real thing
  2. b) Over exaggerating? _Over exaggerating?_ I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shark-fuckers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on a great many New Jersey brothels, and I have over 300 confirmed sexual puns. I am trained in dong warfare and I’m the top stare-rapist in the entire CP (Creepy Pervert) armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ass. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of creepy perverts with binoculars across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your anus. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my 1982 Cadillac DeVille. Not only am I extensively trained in dong combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the /pol/ Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable anus off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bloody half-digested Tace Bell all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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