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  1. 03:28:40][G] [Izâdora]: so bored
  2. [03:28:45][G] [Izâdora]: actually playing poker
  3. [03:28:51][G] [Izâdora]: havent done that in forever
  4. [03:28:53][G] [Cathryn]: Wank
  5. [03:28:56][G] [Cathryn]: It's better
  6. [03:29:00][G] [Lysithea]: 1 daily left to do
  7. [03:29:03][G] [Lysithea]: then sleep
  8. [03:29:16][G] [Izâdora]: done that 3 times since 12pm already
  9. [03:29:18][G] [Izâdora]: nothing left
  10. [03:29:38][G] [Cathryn]: o.O
  11. [03:29:42][G] [Cathryn]: regen
  12. [03:29:58][G] [Izâdora]: takes time :(
  13. [03:30:07][G] [Cathryn]: :/
  14. [03:30:10][G] [Cathryn]: it's only sperm
  15. [03:30:19][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: youngsters ^^
  16. [03:30:22][G] [Izâdora]: Well I have super sperm
  17. [03:30:32][G] [Izâdora]: Takes some time to regen those
  18. [03:30:59][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: you know the age of sperm when they are ejaculated?
  19. [03:31:05][G] [Cathryn]: 3days
  20. [03:31:07][G] [Cathryn]: afaik
  21. [03:31:08][G] [Izâdora]: like 3 mins for me?
  22. [03:31:09][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: wrong
  23. [03:31:13][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: 65 days
  24. [03:31:19][G] [Cathryn]: you can tell i have sperm
  25. [03:31:43][G] [Lysithea]: 65days
  26. [03:31:44][G] [Lysithea]: wtf
  27. [03:31:47][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: yep
  28. [03:31:55]Quest accepted: Troll Patrol
  29. [03:32:05][G] [Cathryn]: Hmm
  30. [03:32:21]Quest accepted: Troll Patrol: The Alchemist's Apprentice
  31. [03:32:22][G] [Cathryn]: Does firing blanks feel weird
  32. [03:32:23]It simply must have some...
  33. [03:32:27]Speckled Guano!
  34. [03:32:33]You receive loot: [Speckled Guano].
  35. [03:32:39][G] [Izâdora]: you dont remembert when you first wanked at age 11?
  36. [03:32:39]Quickly, get me some...
  37. [03:32:39][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: dunno, does it taste weird?
  38. [03:32:42]Seasoned Slider Cider!
  39. [03:32:44][G] [Izâdora]: no sperm but still awesome
  40. [03:32:55][G] [Cathryn]: Weirdly I don't remember that
  41. [03:33:01]You receive loot: [Seasoned Slider Cider].
  42. [03:33:06][G] [Cathryn]: Yes it does taste weird
  43. [03:33:08]I think it needs...
  44. [03:33:08][G] [Izâdora]: weird
  45. [03:33:11]Withered Batwing!
  46. [03:33:16]You receive loot: [Withered Batwing].
  47. [03:33:21]Coming along nicely, but still needs...
  48. [03:33:24]Prismatic Mojo!
  49. [03:33:37][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: what we can do is an experiment
  50. [03:33:44][G] [Cathryn]: no
  51. [03:33:56]Amberseed!
  52. [03:33:56][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: iza wanks in a cup, ill do te same, and we both send it to nef
  53. [03:34:00]You receive loot: [Amberseed].
  54. [03:34:03][G] [Izâdora]: hmm
  55. [03:34:03][G] [Cathryn]: o.O
  56. [03:34:05]It's thickening! Quickly, get some...
  57. [03:34:06][G] [Cathryn]: hell fucking no
  58. [03:34:08]Trollbane!
  59. [03:34:08][G] [Izâdora]: seems like a plan
  60. [03:34:20]You receive loot: [Trollbane].
  61. [03:34:32]Troll Patrol: The Alchemist's Apprentice completed.
  62. [03:34:32]Received 3 Gold, 18 Silver.
  63. [03:34:32]You can only complete 22 more daily quests today.
  64. [03:34:33][G] [Izâdora]: lets save up for a couple of days so she gets alot
  65. [03:34:45][G] [Cathryn]: o.O
  66. [03:34:46][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: why not nef?
  67. [03:34:49][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: its only protein
  68. [03:35:06][G] [Cathryn]: So? Wanna drink my piss, no so shoo
  69. [03:35:07]Quest accepted: Troll Patrol: Couldn't Care Less
  70. [03:35:11][G] [Izâdora]: piss is bad
  71. [03:35:15][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: nef...
  72. [03:35:24][G] [Cathryn]: Wut
  73. [03:35:31][G] [Lysithea]: you shouldnt have made that offer to him
  74. [03:35:42][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: swallowing semen prevents breast cancer, so you should be greatfull we're even considering sending you some
  75. [03:35:49][G] [Cathryn]: Phil tank on your druid
  76. [03:35:50][G] [Izâdora]: haha
  77. [03:35:51][G] [Cathryn]: Gogo
  78. [03:35:54][G] [Izâdora]: well
  79. [03:35:59][G] [Izâdora]: If you saw last episode of house
  80. [03:36:12][G] [Izâdora]: the girl got sick from the sperms of her boyfriends dad
  81. [03:36:19][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: 2 times a week, reduces chance of cancer by 40%
  82. [03:36:27][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: so we're doing you a favour
  83. [03:36:28][G] [Cathryn]: I smoke im gonna get cancer
  84. [03:36:32][G] [Cathryn]: Shit happens
  85. [03:36:38]Troll Patrol: Couldn't Care Less completed.
  86. [03:36:38]Received 3 Gold, 18 Silver.
  87. [03:36:38]You can only complete 21 more daily quests today.
  88. [03:36:44][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: AND, you can rub it in ur face, itll help complexions too
  89. [03:36:45][G] [Cathryn]: brb
  90. [03:36:46][G] [Izâdora]: you could always reduce the chance
  91. [03:36:47]Cathryn has gone offline.
  92. [03:36:56][G] [Izâdora]: ofc she goes off
  93. [03:36:59][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: ungreatfull women
  94. [03:37:04][G] [Izâdora]: yeah
  95. [03:37:08][Neferati] has come online.
  96. [03:37:10]You receive item: [High Impact Grenade].
  97. [03:37:10]Quest accepted: Troll Patrol: Throwing Down
  98. [03:37:47][G] [Neferati]: anyone for zee daily?
  99. [03:37:52][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: ill even let u gargle it
  100. [03:38:19]Troll Patrol: Throwing Down completed.
  101. [03:38:19]Received 3 Gold, 18 Silver.
  102. [03:38:20]You can only complete 20 more daily quests today.
  103. [03:38:26][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: u started the convo nef
  104. [03:38:33][G] [Neferati]: did it o.o
  105. [03:38:34][G] [Neferati]: i
  106. [03:38:35][G] [Neferati]: *
  107. [03:38:40][G] [Izâdora]: yes
  108. [03:38:40][G] [Neferati]: english is hard
  109. [03:38:42]You receive item: [Steel Spade].
  110. [03:38:42]Quest accepted: Troll Patrol: Can You Dig It?
  111. [03:38:49][G] [Neferati]: oh
  112. [03:38:50][G] [Izâdora]: you said I should wank instead of playing poker
  113. [03:38:51][G] [Neferati]: yeah
  114. [03:39:15][G] [Izâdora]: poker is boring as hell
  115. [03:39:18][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: nef ur address plz
  116. [03:39:22][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: hmmm
  117. [03:39:26][G] [Izâdora]: but I dont wanna kill myself anymore by doing strat
  118. [03:39:32][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: i got an idea
  119. [03:39:55][G] [Neferati]: The most runs i've heard someone doing for the mount is 112 make a new records
  120. [03:39:57][G] [Neferati]: -s
  121. [03:40:07][G] [Lysithea]: baron?
  122. [03:40:10][G] [Izâdora]: Lysi is at 500+
  123. [03:40:11][G] [Izâdora]: :)
  124. [03:40:13][G] [Neferati]: o.o
  125. [03:40:15][G] [Neferati]: Wut
  126. [03:40:16][G] [Izâdora]: or something
  127. [03:40:17]Troll Patrol: Can You Dig It? completed.
  128. [03:40:17]Received 3 Gold, 18 Silver.
  129. [03:40:17]You can only complete 19 more daily quests today.
  130. [03:40:24][G] [Lysithea]: most from pre buff
  131. [03:40:27][G] [Neferati]: Jesus rng hates you
  132. [03:40:31][G] [Neferati]: Ah
  133. [03:40:31][G] [Neferati]: well
  134. [03:40:32][G] [Lysithea]: only something like 50 after
  135. [03:40:40][G] [Neferati]: Not too bad then
  136. [03:40:42]Troll Patrol completed.
  137. [03:40:42]Received 12 Gold, 69 Silver.
  138. [03:40:42]You can only complete 18 more daily quests today.
  139. [03:40:45]Congratulations! completed.
  140. [03:40:45]Received 19 Gold, 5 Silver.
  141. [03:40:45]Received item: [Patroller's Pack].
  142. [03:40:45]You can only complete 17 more daily quests today.
  143. [03:40:49][G] [Lysithea]:  [Patroller's Pack]!
  144. [03:40:51]You receive loot: [Stylish Toe Ring].
  145. [03:40:53][G] [Lysithea]:  [Stylish Toe Ring] :(
  146. [03:41:04][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: if iza thinks of someone else has a wank and then saves it, thenhe can do it again but thinks of nef, we can get nef tosee if theres a taste difference there too
  147. [03:41:15][G] [Neferati]: ........
  148. [03:41:17][G] [Neferati]: go to bed
  149. [03:41:42][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: i always think of nef when i 'let loose the juice'
  150. [03:41:56][G] [Izâdora]: Annalee
  151. [03:42:00][G] [Izâdora]: we could wank 2 times
  152. [03:42:08][G] [Izâdora]: first sample Nef can take normaly
  153. [03:42:13][G] [Izâdora]: the second one sshe should mix
  154. [03:42:21][G] [Izâdora]: and se if it tastes better
  155. [03:42:27][G] <AFK>[Annalee]: yep
  156. [03:42:37][G] [Annalee]: itll be like xmas for nef!
  157. [03:42:47][G] [Izâdora]: Nefmas!
  158. [03:43:10][G] [Izâdora]: Nef where are you from?
  159. [03:43:15][G] [Neferati]: The moon
  160. [03:43:19][G] [Izâdora]: Liar
  161. [03:43:25][G] [Neferati]: Truth
  162. [03:43:26][G] [Izâdora]: Space girls dont like sperms
  163. [03:43:34][G] [Neferati]: I never said I liked it
  164. [03:43:38][G] [Izâdora]: you did
  165. [03:43:44][G] [Neferati]: I said it tastes weird!
  166. [03:44:31][G] [Izâdora]: [03:36] [G] [80:Neferati] I would like to have some sperm right now
  167. [03:44:42][G] [Annalee]: jesus nef
  168. [03:44:51][G] [Neferati]: oh piss off
  169. [03:45:02][G] [Izâdora]: well
  170. [03:45:04][G] [Izâdora]: you have to decide
  171. [03:45:08][G] [Izâdora]: sperm or piss?
  172. [03:45:16][G] [Neferati]: >.>
  173. [03:45:47][G] [Izâdora]: well tbh
  174. [03:45:50][G] [Izâdora]: I am a applicant
  175. [03:46:08][G] [Neferati]: I see how thats relevant
  176. [03:46:12][G] [Annalee]: [02:45:43] [W From] [80:Neferati]: Would you really send me some in the post?
  177. [03:46:21][G] [Izâdora]: I should probably wait to do this
  178. [03:46:32][G] [Izâdora]: Stupid woman
  179. [03:46:40][G] [Izâdora]: Didnt think Annalee would post it in /guild
  180. [03:46:52][G] [Neferati]: :(
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