Cynic's memetastic adventure

CynicX rememberd the abuse he suffered as a child.
His parents never loved him, CynicX knew. Always telling him off for anything he did.
And that would continue until one day, CynicX's parents were killed   in a car accident. He was then forced to live with his uncle and aunt.
They forced him to live in the basement. And every night he would cry himself to sleep as no one in the world loved him.
CynicX was also forced to do all the work around the house. But still it wasn't enough to deserve his uncle and aunts love. And so soon, they send him to a orphanage.

CynicX didn't think life could get worse, but there he learned that life still had more horror in store for him.
Because the orphanage turned out to be really a secret front for a highly criminal organisation! And they put all the children there to work in their factories and their mines.
And CynicX too was set to work. Despite the horror of the orphanage, he was finally in a place where others were treated just as badly as he was. Hopefully, finally CynicX could make some real friends, he thought.
But that thought too turned to merely a fantasy. As the kids soon saw that CynicX was not like them. CynicX was special. And the kids hated him for it.
And so every night, when the kids would return from the factories and mines, they would force CynicX to work more. Or to do their beds. Or to clean the showers and the toilets.
And whenever something would go wrong, the kids said to the guards: "CynicX did it!" and the guards, who also hated CynicX for being so special, believed them and hurt CynicX.

And so CynicX thought that no one in the world would love him. Until one day, a organisation of superheroes attacked the criminals and freed all the kids.
And they also freed CynicX!

And they said: "Don't worry, kid, we'll take care of you."
"We'll train you and you'll become a part of the family!"

Or will he?

(A/N yeah lol I know canon is differently, but this is *my* story!)
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Meanwhile, Memess mind was wondered back to the past.
It was Irrisitable CynicXs pool party party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because CynicX was hosting it.

Memes was pretty drunk that day.
If Memes was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a bikini,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.
Memes.
Memes was wearing a Dominant hand mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


IRRISITABLE CYNICX WAS DRESSed as XVIDEOS.COM.
XVIDEOS.COM WAS DRESSed as DOMINANT HAND.
DOMINANT HAND WAS DRESSed as CynicX.
CynicX was dressed as Memes.
And Memes was dressed as a teapot.


Memes was instantly attracted to Memes in Her costume. The way She moved. The way She talked.The way She flicked Her hair.
Memes was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "summer nights". And She was awesome.
She sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Memes.
Underwear was chucked at Memes.
Memes was soooo turned on.
(and She didn't need that underwear anyway)
Memes got up and sang too.
When Memes was singing summer nights it was like the words spoke to Her. Memes seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Memes spoke the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Memes was woken out of the flashback by the present
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CynicX was then taken in by a super secret organisation, called World Health Organization. For a while, it looked like CynicX was just at home.

CynicX got to train with all the other secret superheroes. He was trained in all sorts of things, ranging from Business Studies to using the Lazer gun

The other recruits didn't want to socialise with CynicX. They hated him for how quickly CynicX mastered the webley revolver and how well trained CynicX was in compare to the others. What CynicX neglected to tell them was that the only reason why he was so good, was because of CynicX s horrible childhood.

One day, CynicX was called forward.
CynicX had just succesfully accomplished the most difficult part of his training. So good, CynicX had beaten the previous high score!
CynicX knew that now that he had beaten the previous high score, he was sure to get a place on the greatest team the world had ever seen.
So CynicX went to him commander-in-chief, Alpha of Fedoras.
But when CynicX got there, suddenly there was more than Alpha of Fedoras. There were also others.

CynicX said: "What's going on?"
"Don't worry," captain Alpha of Fedoras said. "It's all going to be all right."

But CynicX knew this had to be a trap! That much he had learned from his horrible childhood.
Quickly CynicX kicked the table into Alpha of Fedoras's chest. Dominant hand tried to stop him but CynicX was too quick and took a gun from the wall (there were like loads of guns and other weapons displayed on the wall).
"I won't let you do this to me," CynicX said gravely. "I will be free!"

The others didn't want to risk being shot. And CynicX took the file from the desk that had his name on it. And then CynicX ran. Away from World Health Organization and away from the other recruits.

And CynicX was right not to trust them! For when he looked in the file, it turned out they were planning on selling CynicX out to Memes!

But what was CynicX to do now? All alone in this world, who could CynicX trust now?

Stay turned!!!
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The next time they saw eachother Memes winked at Memes, remembering what happened at the party.Memes blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Memes didn't care.
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Memes had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Memes said, meekly.
"Hay" Memes said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Memes couldn't remember who made the first move.
She did remember the taste though. The taste of Memes.
Memes tasted like grape on a autumn noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Memes tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Memes guessed what Memes was doing.
"I had date for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Memes said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole millennium but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Memes's lips (and other things) still lingered in Memes's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Memes snuggling against Memes's neck as he snuggled upto Memes's torso.



Memes went further by clutching Memes with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in Her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Memes's thigh.

Memes moved over Memes's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Memes liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Memes joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Memes sounded like Lamborghini ! Memes sounded like a heard of Tapirss on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Memes said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Memes, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Memes finally slapped Memes to get Her to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Memes.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Memes blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Memes.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Memes.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.


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CynicX sat down on the pavement. It was raining loudly and people were hurrying down towards home, of course ignoring his sobbing.

The world had been unusually cruel to CynicX. First his horrific childhood where he was treated like nothing more than a slave. Then the disappointing time at the World Health Organization. It all became a bit too much for CynicX, so he put on his iphone player and listened to the soothing tunes, like Summer Nights and A Whole New World .

Then all the sudden, footstepts approached CynicX but he didn't hear it because of the music.
CynicX then looked up and looked at a mysterious figure wearing a long rain coat.

"Whats wrong, kiddo," said the mysterious stranger.
"I'm fed up with life," said CynicX. I'm so good at everything, but everyone hates me for it. I can't keep going anymore."
And then with the softest voice, CynicX spoke the darkest truth: "I don't want to live anymore."

The stranger laughed loudly, "ohhohohoh, don't worry dear CynicX. Life will turn out better for you."
"How do you know," CynicX asked.
"Because the world hates me too," the stranger said and with one swoop the stranger removed her coat. It was Memes!

"OMG," CynicX said outraged.
"Calm down, young one," Memes said. "I too am misunderstood."

"Oh, I suppose that oculd be true," said CynicX.
"Now, come with me," Memes said and reached out for CynicX. "Let me take care of u. We're sole mates, you and I. The world is against us, but together we can fight for our freedom!"
"For freedom!" CynicX said as he accepted Memess hand.

And together they went off. CynicX was finally happy.