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slick - Last Saturday at 3:05 PM
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YO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MTT
I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE SOME KINDA TALK, MY MAN!
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:05 PM
Hm? WHAT ABOUT?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:06 PM
ABOUT THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN SUPER, ULTRA, LOW KEY FUCKING AGGRESSIVE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE LATELY
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:06 PM
TO ONE PERSON.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:06 PM
TO LAZY. TO ME. TO RY. TO MOST EVERYBODY TALKING TO YOU.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:06 PM
TO RY??? WHAT?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:06 PM
THE MAIN ISSUE HERE IS LAZY.
I CAN TAKE WHAT YOU DISH OUT. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
BUT HE'S KINDA?? FRAGILE.
HE'S NOT DOING SO HOT.
AND YOU'VE BEEN PICKING SUPER FUCKING HARDCORE.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:07 PM
I'VE NEVER BEEN CRASS TO RY. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. SO I WOULD PREFER IF YOU WERE HONEST NEXT TIME AND JUST SAID, "HEY. IT'S ABOUT LAZY." THERE'S NO NEED TO FALSELY INCLUDE OTHER MONSTERS TO EXTEND THE LIST.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:07 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE'LL GET TO RY IN LIKE
2 SECONDS
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING DEAL WITH LAZY RIGHT NOW.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:08 PM
I DON'T LIKE LAZY PARTICULARLY MUCH.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:08 PM
I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
I DON'T LIKE YOU MUCH, EITHER.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:08 PM
I AM AWARE.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:08 PM
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN MY GODDAMN CHAT, BABE, YOU'RE GONNA BE NICE TO MY FUCKING FRIENDS.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:09 PM
ALRIGHT. I'LL BE NICE TO LAZY!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:09 PM
I HEAR YOU FUCKING TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS "NEVER GOING TO BE EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH" FOR SOME SHIT IN A STREAM.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:09 PM
WHAT?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:09 PM
I ALSO HEAR YOU TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS HARDCORE JEALOUS AND IT WAS UGLY ON HIM OR SOME SHIT.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:10 PM
ONE. I DON'T RECALL EVER SAYING THE FIRST THING. NOR WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. TWO. THE SECOND THING WAS "JEALOUSY'S THE UGLIEST TRAIT" AND IT WAS A SONG LYRIC.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:10 PM
WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A SONG LYRIC, I THINK YOU NEED TO BACK UP AND SLOW YOUR ROLL, BABE.
HE LATCHES ONTO THIS SHIT.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:10 PM
ARE YOU AWARE OF WHY I SAID THAT TO HIM.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:10 PM
HE CAN'T JUST SHAKE IT OFF.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:10 PM
BECAUSE MOMENTS PRIOR HE ABSOLUTELY WENT OFF ON ME AND PRACTICALLY CALLED ME A SLUT BECAUSE I SAID HELLO TO HIS BOYFRIEND.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:11 PM
"PRACTICALLY CALLED ME A SLUT" DOES N O T SOUND LIKE LAZY.
EVEN SLIGHTLY.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:11 PM
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS MUCH MORE CATTY AND UNDERHANDED BUT PRETTY OBVIOUS!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:11 PM
BUT HONESTLY, I'M NOT HERE TO MEDIATE, OR TAKE YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:12 PM
OH, REALLY. ASK HIM ABOUT IT THEN. YOU COULD EVEN ASK SERA BECAUSE HE WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED.
BUT ALRIGHT. (:
slick - Last Saturday at 3:12 PM
I'D LIKE YOU TO JUST CHILL THE HELL OUT, HONESTLY.
I'D ALSO LOVE FOR YOU TO STOP BEING AN AGGRESSIVE DICKWAD TOWARDS ME.
AND I'D REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY LIKE TO GET AN ANSWER TO
THE BIRTHDAY SHIT
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:12 PM
Birthday?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:12 PM
YOU'VE BEEN LOWKEY DROPPING SHIT ABOUT IT BEING YOUR BIRTHDAY ALL OVER YOUR BLOG AND CRAP
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:13 PM
Oh my god.
Nooo. Honey.
MY BIRTHDAY IS OCT. 11TH.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:13 PM
OKAY
SEE
THAT'S WHERE THE FUCKING CONFUSION CAME FROM
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:13 PM
THOSE WERE LYRICS TO POTENTIAL BREAK UP SONG!!!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:13 PM
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT
IT CAME UP A COUPLE OF TIMES!! MAN!!!
BUT WHATEVER
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:13 PM
I! REALLY LIKE THE SONG!
YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR MONTHS.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:14 PM
SHRUGS
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:14 PM
I TAG ALL THOSE POSTS AS 'LYRICS' FOR A REASON.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:14 PM
I'M JUST COLLECTING RECIEPTS ON YOU AND LIKE 500 OTHER PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME MY MAN
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:14 PM
Uh-huh.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:14 PM
I CAN'T PERSONALLY KEEP TRACK OF EVERY SHIT YOU DO LMFAO
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
So where did the confusion lie in you thinking I was being hurtful to Ryry?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
Y'KNOW, LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
I WANT TO KNOW!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
I DON'T REALLY THINK I WANT TO UNTIL I'VE GOT HIS EXPRESS PERMISSION.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
IS IT ABOUT OUR BREAKUP.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:15 PM
slick - Today at 6:15 PM
I DON'T REALLY THINK I WANT TO UNTIL I'VE GOT HIS EXPRESS PERMISSION.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:16 PM
Well, Terrible, quite frankly I have a few questions for you myself.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:16 PM
GO FOR IT
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:16 PM
Why are you so needlessly cruel to me?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:16 PM
SAME
LMFAO
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:16 PM
If you're asking me, I'm only aggressive because you're aggressive.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:17 PM
SAME X 2
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:17 PM
Alright, but consider that you were the one who went off on me first, and I've the feeling you've never even fully began to stop hating me since the day we met?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:17 PM
ACTUALLY NO I'M ALSO AGGRESSIVE BECAUSE YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE TO A FEW PEOPLE I LIKE
ACTUALLY NO X2
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:17 PM
It's hard to rise above a vendetta like that?
I am aggressive to one person and he is equally aggressive to me in return.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:17 PM
I'M AGGRESSIVE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF THINGS
YOU KEEP FUCKING CUTTING ME OFF IN CONVERSATION ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT. YOU'RE HOUNDING THE SPOTLIGHT WHEN YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING RIGHT TO BE. YOU'RE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING, YOU JUDGE ME FOR LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING I COME OUT SAYING, AND IN GENERAL, YOU'RE KIND OF JUST A DICKBAG
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:19 PM
Well, thank you for telling me how you feel honestly. I appreciate it.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:20 PM
AND?
IS THAT ALL I'M GONNA FUCKING GET?
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:22 PM
Do I owe you an apology for existing? I can't help being annoying. I can't help being an idol, which constitutes being in the spotlight, and I can't help just "generally being kind of a dickbag". THAT'S WHO I AM. I AM A DIFFICULT PERSON.

BUT I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR CUTTING YOU OFF, FOR BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, AND FOR KNOCKING YOU OFF YOUR HIGHHORSE IN REGARDS TO BEING A GOD, WHICH IS THE ONLY THING I CAN RECALL EVER JUDGING YOU HEAVILY FOR; AND HONESTLY, IT WAS MAINLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT THE ENTIRE ORDEAL.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:22 PM
WOW.
YOU.
THOUGHT I WAS JOKING ABOUT THAT.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:23 PM
Essentially.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:24 PM
HOLY SHIT.
I NEED A DRINK.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:24 PM
We're from literally different universes. If someone came claiming to be the messiah over here they'd either be dusted or laughed at.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:25 PM
YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF THE 7 SOULS TO GODHOOD THING???????????
I AM VERY FUCKING SUR ETHAT'S A THING IN EVERY TIMELINE.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:25 PM
No????
slick - Last Saturday at 3:25 PM
THAT'S A THING IN LIKE. VANILLA TIMELINES I'M PRETTY SURE.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:25 PM
IF IT IS, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. I WASN'T THERE WHEN THE FLOWER WENT NUTS AND TOOK EVERYONE'S SOUL. I WAS WITH MY COUSIN.
WE WERE TOLD ASGORE NEEDED SEVEN SOULS TO BREAK THE BARRIER.
THE SPECIFICS OF THAT WERE INCLUSIVE TO THE ROYAL GUARD.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:26 PM
OKAY WELL TO BE CLEAR:
I AM
ACTUALLY
LITERALLY
IN EVERY FUCKING WAY
A DEMIGOD
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:26 PM
WELL! NOW I KNOW!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:27 PM
THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A JACKHOLE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:27 PM
HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF I CAME UP TO YOU AND SAID THAT I WAS A GOD, AND DEMANDED YOU WORSHIP ME, COMPLETE WITH MAKING A DIGITAL SHRINE AND LINKING IT TO YOU.
AND THE BIAS THAT IN YOUR EYES I AM A TOTALLY NORMAL MONSTER STILL APPLIES WITH THIS ANALOGY.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:28 PM
I DIDN'T FUCKING LINK IT TO YOU PERSONALLY???
IT WASN'T YOURS TO JUST GO ON THERE AND DESECRATE????
YOU SURE DID MANAGE TO TEAR THE WHOLE FUCKING THING DOWN THOUGH
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:28 PM
AROUND 5 OTHERS WERE DESECRATING IT, BUT I'M SORRY FOR BEING THE BEST AT IT.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:29 PM
THEY STARTED AFTER YOU DID
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE BECAUSE OF YOU
HHHHHGGGH I WAS TOTALLY FUCKING OVER THIS, TOO, AND NOW WE'RE RIGHT BACK TO ALL THIS BULLSHIT!
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:29 PM
I'm sorry.
But honestly, I can't be as remorseful as I would have been, because you consistently treat me like garbage and I've learned to stop caring.
I'll be kinder to Lazy. I need to message him anyhow to see if he's alright.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:30 PM
I CONSISTENTLY TREAT YOU LIKE GARBAGE BECAUSE YOU CONSISTENTLY TREAT EVERYONE AROUND YOU LIKE GARBAGE.
FUCKING TAKE WHAT YOU DISH OUT OR DON'T DISH IT OUT AT ALL.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:31 PM
"Everyone around me" meaning ONE PERSON?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:31 PM
NO!
MEANING!
EVERYONE!
AROUND!
YOU!
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:31 PM
That's not true!
I'm nice to Laziest and Greta! I'm nice to Sera and Sunny! I'm nice to your Undyne when we talk and I'm nice to your brother!
I'm nice to Ry, to Hestia, to my Undyne and the many other Sans in the multiverse who don't manage to be completely insufferable.
And I would have been and have tried to be nice to you!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:32 PM
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING NICE TO RY.
LMFAO.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:33 PM
Whatever! If he hates me now for some reason he doesn't want to talk to me about I don't even care! I was good to him. I tried to be good to him. It's my own fault we ended up the way we did because I'm a clingy mess. I know that. But the point stands that I am not baselessly cruel as you seem to think and it really hurts me that you'd assume so.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:34 PM
I HEAR ABOUT THAT WHOLE MESS WITH YOU TELLING HIS DAD THAT YOU NEVER PICKED UP HIS CALLS
I HEARD YOU WERE LOWKEY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SPOUTING SOME "NO MONSTER HAS EVER TOUCHED MY HEART" BULLSHIT IN FRONT OF RY
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:35 PM
What???
I WAS BEING LITERAL! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WEIRD SOUL SEX!
slick - Last Saturday at 3:35 PM
DUDE
YOU GET THE DOUBLE EDGE.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:35 PM
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I THOUGHT HE WASN'T EVEN IN THE CHAT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, HE WAS THERE BUT HE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
WHAT'S IT CALLED??? AFK.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:36 PM
HE WAS THERE LMFAO.
APPARENTLY ONE TIME HE CUSSED AT YOU AND YOU WERE LIKE "YOU'VE CHANGED SO MUCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU"????
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:36 PM
AS A JOKE?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:36 PM
CLEARLY NOT
ACCORDING TO HIM, YOU WERE LYING ABOUT A LOT OF JUST! TINY FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HE WAS DOING.
HONESTLY.
I'M NOT TRYING TO DRAG YOU, HERE, MTT
I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT LIKE
YOUR ACTIONS AREN'T SOME PRAISE THE LORD SAINTLY BS
YOU NEED TO TRY AND AT LEAST BE AWARE OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THE ISSUE IS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING AGGRESSIVE HALF THE TIME
WHICH IS COOL
BUT IT SERIOUSLY TURNS PEOPLE WAY THE FUCK OFF
AND FOR SOME PEOPLE, LIKE ME, IT CAN START A WAR OF ATTRICION OUT THE ASS.
ALL I WANT IS FOR MY CHAT TO GET ALONG.
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:40 PM
Okay.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:40 PM
OKAY???
SO CAN WE
JUST DROP THE AGGRESSIVE SHIT BETWEEN US AND TRY AND SMOOTH SHIT OVER
WITH EVERYONE
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:40 PM
Yeah.
slick - Last Saturday at 3:41 PM
THANKS.
SORRY TO DRAG THIS SHIT OUT LIKE THIS.
I KNOW IT'S KINDA UNCOOL OF ME.
CAN I BUY YOU A COFFEE OR SOMETHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT?
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 3:46 PM
Um, sure. I'd like that!
When are you free ?
slick - Last Saturday at 3:59 PM
WHEN'S GOOD FOR YOU IS THE QUESTION LMFAO
YOU'RE THE BUSY ONE
METTATON OFFICIAL - Last Saturday at 4:12 PM
I'll be free in maybe thirty minutes. I need to do something first.
slick - Last Saturday at 4:13 PM
SURE, OKAY