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  1. Spike: my girlfriend
  2. Spike: is watching the avengers with her sister
  3. Spike: i told her i thought it would be boring so i stayed home
  4. Onimu: NIGGA YOU THINK I'M JOEY
  5. Spike: who is joey!
  6. Spike: this is major glory
  7. Onimu: NUH FUCKING UH
  8. Onimu: NIGGA YOU GOT THE WRONG MOTHER FUCKER
  9. Spike: help
  10. Onimu: HELP YOU WHAT?
  11. Spike: is this his sassy black wife
  12. Onimu: CRY ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER?
  13. Onimu: OH
  14. Onimu: BOOHOO
  15. Onimu: THE HOLOCAUST
  16. Onimu: BOOHOO
  17. Onimu: TRAIL OF TEARS
  18. Spike: not fucking funny my grandpa died in the holocaust
  19. Onimu: BOOHOO
  20. Spike: he fell off a guard tower at auschwitz!
  21. Spike: ha
  22. Spike: haha
  23. Spike: what a joker i am
  24. Onimu: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING
  25. Spike: who are you friend
  26. Spike: are you
  27. Spike: joey sheetz
  28. Spike: incognito
  29. Onimu: No fucking way
  30. Onimu: I am not that faggot
  31. Spike: good i was getting tired of talking to him all the time
  32. Spike: he plays video games LOL
  33. Spike: what a fucking nerd
  34. Onimu: Fucking that nigglet decided it would be a cool idea to leave his Steam shit all up on my computer
  35. Spike: change his avatar to a penis that would be tops
  36. Onimu: cocksucker also decided to not fucking pick up his trash in my mother fucking room
  37. Onimu: totally tops
  38. Spike: was he at your house for one of those xX420Xx w33dsm0ka things
  39. Onimu: get this shit
  40. Onimu: totally changing his name to weenurr
  41. Spike: hahahahah oh god
  42. Spike: i am falling out of my chair because i couldnt and i cant stop laugh
  43. Onimu: man, it better let me save this shit
  44. Onimu: This is hard fucking work
  45. Onimu: Everyone knows his Steam account is his life
  46. Spike: its true!
  47. Spike: he knew me on steam for like a month then he told me he loved me and i said it was weird
  48. Spike: so he met a black chinese girl (?) and asked me to write his vows for him
  49. Onimu: Dude, that shit is gay
  50. Spike: yes
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