SA is a super-secret club.

"For one night everyone make a character like "BuzzKuttSyco" and "BuzCutPsiko" and then just intentionally be AWFUL. Never fire your own weapon, just spawn, run around and die; get TKed as much as you can by standing in front of friendly vehicles, stand over downed teammates as a medic but don't revive them...

Then make threads on the official forums about how awful that buzz cut psycho guy is, because you saw him doing ____"


"Its interesting spying on Enclave. All I've learned really is Buzz is fueled by pure hatred for NC and possibly life. But, it is a blind rage. He flips out so much on his own team I get worried he might stroke out. You'd figure with as big of a asshole he is no one would follow him yet everyone in his Officer Comms sucks his dick at every opportunity they can.

Since its all one server now I'm not going TR to try em out cuzz seriously fuck The Enclave. I want to be responsible. if only in small part, for the inevitable Enclave failure cascade."

"NC is played because they go up against TR more often, which means The Enclave, and frustrating the shit out of terrible human beings. Especially BuzzCutPsycho, who leads The Enclave."

"Someone has best name reserve BuzzcutPsycho or so help me god."

"Weren't we suppose to get an email yesterday about name reservations? Can't let buzzcut get his name without a fight."

"Is his name in-game BuzzcutPsychoTR or is that some random other guy? You wouldn't want to steal his name only to find out he's using a different one, after all!

Although stealing the other faction versions of his name and then relentlessly hounding and killing him would also be amusing."

"You aint going to get buzzcuts name so why bother. All you are going to do is annoy some poor admin who is going to have to change it."

"Cause you'll make buzzcut real mad for a few hours."

"Who is this Buzzcut guy?"

"Right-wing, bigoted leader of some wannabe SERIOUS MILITARY BUSINESS clan called the enclave, not too bright either."

"It's also one of the main reasons why I wouldn't ever want to play TR. You play them, you side with the Enclave, egh."

"We should play NC and Vanu on whatever server the Enclave is playing on and then warpgate the TR everyday till buzzcut has a total meltdown. Any TR goons can run covert ops from within the TR warpgate."

"I should reserve BuzzCutPsychoNC."

"The entire East coast outfit should be nothing but variations of BuzzCutGoonsXXX"

"What's our theme?"

"BuzzCut_____

edit: But really, I just reserved my forums name."

"Watched this for  Here are my buzzcut rage notes:

5:08: gets mad after getting killed, turns brightness up
5:11: spergs out about warping when killed (by a dude who wasnt warping)
5:12: spergs out about beacons not working
5:21: spergs out about AMS bus's
5:25 yells at his MAXs because he mad
5:26 more MAX anger
5:27 gets mad about grenades, tells his guys to "be faggots"
5:30 freaks out about 2fat's sunderer and then their sunderer gets TK'd, fucking great!
5:32 weapon-locks himself
5:37 gets mad about some sundy confusion
5:44 gets really mad about sunderers again
5:49 gets really made about the TK'd sunderer from 20 minutes ago

That's me that kills two of his dudes and dies right at the end

Random shit:
Says "We're outnumbered." (with 2 full platoons vs our 3/4 full platoon and 10 pubbies)
Mentions the TK'd sunderer like 5 times"

"Alternatively, we should play on the server that BuzzCut is playing on and grief the hell out of him when he is streaming."

"Yeah this is way more important than server location IMO."

"Whatever you 'casual'. You just don't understand how critical it is to tell galaxy pilots what altitude they should be at and what position they need to be in his formation. I'm sorry it's beyond your comprehension but micromanaging every little detail that pops into BuzzCutRetard's head every time his genius strikes is simply how things work when you get to such a high level of gameplay. The results speak for themselves honestly."

"I just noticed that BuzzCutPsycho's avatar on their forums is literally a bust of Alexander the Great."

"For a group of people who hate The Enclave, y'all sure do talk about them a lot. Don't get me wrong, I love a good heel, but sheesh it's like everyone's favorite topic."

"Why isn't his outfit just called "Buzz cut psycho"? I swear that all of enclave just serve to make buzzcut happy. Constant anus smooching from all of his minions is all I ever see in those streams of his. Plus, you know, ultra-serious "You think this is a fucking game?" game-play attitude he has. Super controlling and such as well, but I guess that comes with giving out orders and making sure they happen and whatnot.

Also they all worship him like he's some legendary tactician/philosopher. It's not so much an outfit as it is a cult I guess."

"Yes Buzz sounds retarded but I watched a video of them demolishing an NC armour column. They completely stopped the push in their tracks.
I think we spend more time discussing the enclave than they do themselves. Shall we just start posting on their forums?"

"You guys are just as dickish as you make Buzz out to be. The only difference I see is he's actually good at the game."

"Wipe Buzz's ball juice off your mouth before you decide to come post about him in here"

"Dude, yes. Words are just words. Sticks and stones. They're not even virtual bullets. I measure a person's worth by how they act when they think nobody is watching them. Kinda like how you post shit on an internet forum where Buzz won't see it. He sure is a hot topic here too."

"White knighting a blatant racist anti-Semite womanhater."

"Yes, that's what I'm doing. I'm not objectively appreciating the work done by an outfit to add to the overall gameplay experience that everyone enjoys. I'm suckin big fat Buzz dick. mmm mmmmm.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)"

"We hate Buzz because he's a barely literate, racist, misogynistic, military fetishist , and a reprehensible piece of shit.
Not because he's allegedly good/mediocre/terrible at video games."

"Can we stop with the buzzcut chat please? A random pubbie on the internet is not worth pages and pages of discussion. If he saw this it would only further fuel his ego."

"Who is this Buzzcut fellow? Is he a goon no one likes or just some universally hated member of the PS2 community? I don't have much time to play this game, but I have been trying to follow it through this thread when I can."

"I'm allowed to have my own opinion, and I should be allowed to defend it. But instead I'm ridiculed on the same level as Buzz for merely appreciating the work he's done on the beta. And while you guys say he's a homophobe, I sure saw a lot of "quit ridin buzz's cock" and especially "wipe that ball juice off your chin".. so there's the double standard again."

"Christ, what the fuck is even being discussed in this thread because it sure ain't Planetside 2 anymore. Do you really feel such a strong desire to prove your opinion to others on the internet of all places?????"

"AFAIK, they got caught being racist and shit on the E3 (or was it PAX?) stream. Smedley flipped his shit when he found out and I'm guessing they cleaned up their act. It's pretty much where the entire 'everybody talk about Buzzcut and hate him 24/7' thing came from."

"Let's talk about how the Vanu Capture and Hold bases on the East server and less about that Buzzcut guy"

"Racism, homophobic, buzzCutfuckwit and but hurt goons?

What the fuck has happened to my beloved PS2 forum!"