The ship has sailed.

Mikejr stepped onto Ultra's door. It was a big day for him, the 14th of February, the day he would come clean about his love for Ultra.

"Wow" he said to himself in a nervous panic, feeling afraid at the thoughts of being turned down by the one he loved. He gathered his courage, and rang the doorbell. Time went by. 10 seconds. 15. Mikejr gazed down at his watch, wondering what was taking so long.

"Is it that he doesn't want to talk to me?" he said to himself, worried about the amount of time it took to open the door. "Maybe I have been a fool all along, Ultra won't ever love me.".

Just as he said that, the door swung open, and there stood Ultra, wearing a tight pair of underwear and a short T-Shirt. Mikejr could hardly control his raging erection as he gazed upon Ultra, lusting over his flabby stomach, the curves on his noodly arms, the small lump on his underpants.

It was all too much for Mikejr, and he pounced on Ultra, who happily embraced him in the doorway. They kissed vigorously, wanting to get a feel for each-others bodies as much as they could. Still making out, they walked towards the bedroom, stripping on the way there. By the time they arrived, the two lovers were in nothing but their undergarments.

Mikejr lay on the bed, sliding out of his thong as Ultra did the same. Ultra's three inch erect penis shot out like a bullet, surprising Mikejr and killing him instantly.

The end.