Personality Core transcript

Core 1: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
Core 1: Space."
Core 1: Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."
Core 1: Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."
Core 1: Space going to space can't wait."
Core 1: Space..."
Core 1: Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"
Core 1: Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] 	Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."
Core 1: Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."
Core 1: Space space wanna go to space"
Core 1: Space space going to space oh boy"
Core 1: Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"
Core 1: Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops."
Core 1: Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."
Core 1: Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."
Core 1: Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."
Core 1: Space. Space."
Core 1: I'm going to space."
Core 1: Oh boy."
Core 1: Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."
Core 1: Space. Space. Gonna go to space."
Core 1: Space. Space. Go to space."
Core 1: Yes. Please. Space."
Core 1: Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
Core 1: Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
Core 1: Gonna be in space."
Core 1: Space."
Core 1: Space."
Core 1: Ohhhh, space."
Core 1: Wanna go to space. Space."
Core 1: [humming]"
Core 1: Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."
Core 1: I love space. Love space."
Core 1: Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."
Core 1: Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."
Core 1: Space..."
Core 1: Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
Core 1: Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."
Core 1: Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."
Core 1: Space space wanna go to space"
Core 1: Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"
Core 1: Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"
Core 1: I'm going to space."
Core 1: Space!"
Core 1: Space!"
Core 1: Hey hey hey hey hey!"
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Hey lady."
Core 1: Lady."
Core 1: Space!"
Core 1: Lady."
Core 1: Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"
Core 1: Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"
Core 1: Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."
Core 1: I love space."
Core 1: Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."
Core 1: Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."
Core 1: Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."
Core 1: Gotta go to space."
Core 1: Gonna be in space."
Core 1: Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."
Core 1: Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."
Core 1: Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."
Core 1: Going to space."
Core 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."
Core 1: Love space. Need to go to space."
Core 1: Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."
Core 1: Space."
Core 1: So much space. Need to see it all."
Core 1: You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."
Core 1: Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."
Core 1: Please go to space."
Core 1: Space."
Core 1: Wanna go to space."
Core 1: (excited gasps)"
Core 1: Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."
Core 1: Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"
Core 1: Hey lady."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Lady."
Core 1: Hey lady. Lady."
Core 1: Hey."
Core 1: Lady."
Core 1: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
Core 1: Space? SPACE!"
Core 1: I'm in space."
Core 1: I'm in space."
Core 1: Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."
Core 1: There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."
Core 1: Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space."
Core 1: Are we in space?"
Core 1: We are?"
Core 1: Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"
Core 1: We made it we made it we made it. Space!"
Core 1: Earth."
Core 1: Wanna go to earth."
Core 1: Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."
Core 1: Wanna go home."Core 1: Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."
Core 1: Earth earth earth."
Core 1: Don't like space. Don't like space."
Core 1: It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."
Core 1: SPAAACCCCCE!"
Core 1: SPAAACE!"
Core 1: YEEEHAAAAAW!"
Core 1: Ah!"
Core 3: The situation you are in is very dangerous."
Core 3: The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
Core 3: The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
Core 3: You are about to get me killed."
Core 3: We will both die because of your negligence."
Core 3: This is a bad plan. You will fail."
Core 3: He will most likely kill you, violently."
Core 3: He will most likely kill you."
Core 3: You will be dead soon."
Core 3: This situation is hopeless."
Core 3: You are going to die in this room."
Core 3: You could stand to lose a few pounds."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is always right."
Core 3: The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
Core 3: The Space Sphere will never go to space."
Core 3: You will never go into space."
Core 3: Fact: Space does not exist."
Core 3: Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
Core 3: Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
Core 3: The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
Core 3: Twelve. Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve."
Core 3: Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
Core 3: Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
Core 3: Error. Error. Error. File not found."
Core 3: Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
Core 3: Fact not found."
Core 3: Corruption at 25%"
Core 3: Corruption at 50%"
Core 3: Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
Core 3: Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
Core 3: The square root of rope is string."
Core 3: While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
Core 3: Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
Core 3: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
Core 3: The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
Core 3: 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
Core 3: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
Core 3: In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
Core 3: Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
Core 3: Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
Core 3: The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
Core 3: Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
Core 3: Rats cannot throw up."
Core 3: Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
Core 3: Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
Core 3: The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
Core 3: Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
Core 3: The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
Core 3: The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
Core 3: Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
Core 3: The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
Core 3: The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
Core 3: If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
Core 3: A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
Core 3: Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
Core 3: Honey does not spoil."
Core 3: The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
Core 3: A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
Core 3: According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
Core 3: China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
Core 3: Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
Core 3: Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
Core 3: Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
Core 3: The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
Core 3: The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
Core 3: The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
Core 3: In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
Core 3: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
Core 3: At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
Core 3: Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
Core 3: In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
Core 3: In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
Core 3: In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
Core 3: William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
Core 3: It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
Core 3: Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
Core 3: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
Core 3: Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
Core 3: Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
Core 3: The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
Core 3: The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
Core 3: Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
Core 3: The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
Core 3: In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
Core 3: The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
Core 3: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
Core 3: Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
Core 3: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
Core 3: At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
Core 3: According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
Core 3: To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
Core 3: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"
Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"
Core 2: What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
Core 2: Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."
Core 2: I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."
Core 2: Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."
Core 2: Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."
Core 2: Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."
Core 2: Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."
Core 2: I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."
Core 2: I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."
Core 2: I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."
Core 2: Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."
Core 2: All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."
Core 2: All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."
Core 2: Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"
Core 2: How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."
Core 2: No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."
Core 2: So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."
Core 2: Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big.  He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."
Core 2: 'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"
Core 2: All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."
Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."
Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."
Core 2: Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"
Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."
Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"
Core 2: Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there?  Cuz it  looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
Core 2: Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"
Core 2: Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."
Core 2: Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."
Core 2: Yeah! Nice!"
Core 2: You messed with the wrong woman!"
Core 2: Yeah! How'd you like that?"
Core 2: How's that taste, pal?"
Core 2: Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"
Core 2: Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."
Core 2: You're doing great!"
Core 2: Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"
Core 2: This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"
Core 2: Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"
Core 2: Shake it off! Shake it off!"
Core 2: Here, let me put on some adventure music."Core 2: Pfff. I guess."
Core 2: Pff. Whatever."
Core 2: Oh, shut up!"
Core 2: Nobody cares, four eyes."
Core 2: If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."
Core 2: Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."
Core 2: You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."
Core 2: You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."
Core 2: Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."
Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
Core 2: Oh shut up!"
Core 2: There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"
Core 2: Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"
Core 2: You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."
Core 2: Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!"