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HoW To Be a STaRR BoRNN bai: yo Predator

Step 1. Live in your moms basement (he really does)

Step 2. Don't get associated with the outside world and hiss
whenever someone knocks on your door.

Step 3. Get H4X'd by a House Centipede and kill it with a
Flaming Hot Cheetos bag with a empty Amp energy drink inside of it.

Step 4. Eat flamin' hot cheetos everyday after introduced to it first by
yo Predator.

Step 5. Say, "You're lagging" everytime you don't want to answer a question.

Step 6. Yell H4X! when something exciting just happened.

Step 7. Make Ak47 mad by showing off your public 150k logs.

Step 8. Grow out a 3 inch long beard at the age of 15. (After extensive
research I came to the conclusion that STaRR BoRNN has 47 chromosomes
when a normal human has 46.

Step 9. Don't give a shit when a black girl at your school died because
she was one of those really annoying ones when she was alive.

Step 10. Look like a dirty hobo.

Step 11. Complete all 10 steps below and you're well on your way to
becoming a "STaRR BoRNN"

I got ALL of these steps together by examining STaRR BoRNN since our first encounter in
Vietnam.