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PBBC STATUS AS OF 2015

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  1. CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
  2. WASHINGTON, D.C.
  3. OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY GENERAL AND HEAD DIRECTOR
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  5. MEMORANDUM FOR: PETER J. PHILBURT III - HEAD DIRECTOR
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  7. SUBJECT: PBBC
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  9. It has come to the attention of myself and many intelligence organizations that the multi-national group PBBC has silently reconvened to form what is best described as "PBBC three point oh, a billion dollar project in the making to control and influence the interests of the american public and global factions of democratically elected governments."
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  11. This information has come as a surprise considering in early 2013, PBBC split up into splinter groups and went underground to thwart the impeding narco-internet wars of 2013 and 2014. This action caused PBBC to fall into obscurity until the Las Vegas trip in which the name was mentioned for the first time in over a year. This alerted our DOD affiliates in Las Vegas (under the name Friends Of God, Pillars Of Jewish Domination: FOG:POJD) and was first dismissed as rumors but confirmed last week as a possible call to action.
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  13. The hand off of power in 2013 was said to take place between troll master mechanicvirus and steel fisted leader dimez. However, we have gotten intel that HAF Group trustee and PBBC CFO Peter J. Franklin took over the ranks in an apparent power struggle for top position, bringing his trusted men Thomas Franklin (Head of HAF Group) and Peter Pablo (PBBC Attorney General).
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  15. PBBC, who were the masterminds of The September Plot and Operation Destroy Mackey were once considered the most dangerous internet trolling group of the past 700 years, barely inching out troll master Genghis Khan. We fully believe that this organization has the means, financial structure, and political prowess to reform and become stronger than ever. We fully prepare to be on high alert as leaders plan on meeting at "The Summit" which takes place in an undisclosed warehouse.
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  17. Attempts to infiltrate this organization have failed in the past, with what is described as "general chaos" and "unwarranted paranoia brought on by years of trolling" and has caused our intelligence members to question whether said group is worth the time and effort. We fully believe that PBBC is unstoppable, and in some cases, untrollable. The many coups and re-rankings of PBBC were not times of turmoil rather to form plausible deniability for top echelon leaders, thus distancing themselves from any intelligence gathering.
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  19. To conclude, we fully understand the ramifications of this group and suggest at this time to keep a safe distance while they slowly take control of a vast empire of wealth, knowledge, power, and internet gangster ways.
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  23. SYLVESTER "SLIPPERY SLY" MORENO
  24. CIA SECRETARY OF INTEL
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