why do i do things?

On the 26th day of December (the day after Christmas), XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX
was off his computer and on his phone consumed by boredom. On this rather
unproductive day, XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX decided to download a game called "Mini Golf"
where all the filthy casuals would gather. After a few tiresome matches against
other people, XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX decided to troll one of the players that had previously lost against him.
Here's how it went:


snipars: lol you suck at this game you fucking noob

viviantamaul1032:you bitch i've had this game for a long time
and what does noob mean
--XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX explains what a "noob" is and proceeds to try and redeem himself.
snipars:i was jk i love you ;_;

viviantamaul1032: how do you love me if you dont know me
if you would tell you if your cute or not
or if i love you
sendm me a pic of u pls

--stumped on what to do, XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX decided to respond
with a question and change the subject. He then decided to go along with
the relationship thing.

snipars: are you a girl
i can send you my youtube here https://www.youtube.com/user/snipars/videos
we can discuss our relationships there k babe?

viviantamaul1032: k baby
yes im a girl

snipars: how old r u

viviantamaul1032: do you have kik or imessage
how old r u

snipars: 69
16*
--...Did she not get the reference? At this point XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX
Didn't know whether she knew she was being trolled or not.

viviantamaul1032: oh okay im 15

snipars: ok its cool then im a lesbian btw
and a boy

viviantamaul1032: i said im a girl

snipars:what
add me on steam

viviantamaul1032: i dont have that

snipars: do u have skype?
viviantamaul1032: no whats u i message

-- XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX was saddened  because he couldn't continue
trolling this filthy casual on more preferable messaging software.

snipars: i dont use phone often so can u get skype pls ;_;

viviantamaul1032:no i dont have any more space on my phone
to downlod apps
sorry baby

snipars: stop calling me baby you filthy casual

viviantamaul1032: what?

snipars: jk

viviantamaul1032: ok

snipars: this relationship was shortlived but we would've been
a great couple 8/8

viviantamaul1032: i know i love you

snipars: fuck off

--And with that m80s, XxX_Shanks_FaZE_XxX decided to delete the
game from his phone and never play such a disgusting game again.

The End. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)