First chapterlol

Arde fought his way towards the cavern that was guarded by three gigantic demons. As each demon fell after being struck with the skin piercing, bone sword he worked his way into the cavern as he prepared it for his new home. Equi returned from gathering fruit, herbs, water, and vegetables as Arde prepared the demon meat for dinner tonight. Arde sighted his wonderful, beautiful wife Equi and helped her store everything into their cavern. On the other side of Earth, a man named Salak roamed the barren wasteland he claimed as his own. Tripping over corpses, picking up supplies to live off of and hold, he sighted a survivor. His hands swiftly flew to his pistol, he shot at the person. The man grabbed the bullet, turned, and flew towards him. Salak didn’t recognize the man as He bore a crown of thorns upon his head. Salak didn’t know he was talking to the King of Milleniums. Salak asked, “Who are you?” He replied, “Expected. Of course.” He grabbed Salak’s wrist and blessed him. As the conversation ended, Salak had realized the man he met was O’ba’s son. He disappeared into thin air. Salak started to think… “I’m a semi-believer… Why was I blessed?” “That doesn’t matter! Back to surviving.” Salak turned around and headed back towards his garden and the beat up Explorer he lived in. He reached in the back and grabbed a beer he had scavenged off of another earlier that day. He cracked it open as he harvest tonight’s gathering. Picking the potatoes, watermelons, and processing a chicken Salak thought to himself… “Where did this world go? Why did He approach me? What is going on…” Salak jumped in the SUV and headed into town. Driving along, he opened the console and pulled out a blunt he had rolled earlier sticking it in his mouth, lighting it up, and continuing down the road. Smoking the blunt, a tree falls in the road ahead and Salak had stopped his vehicle. Salak stepped out of the vehicle and removed his chainsaw from the back seat. Salak fired it up as a fire breathing gargoyle landed on the tree and wolf stepped out of the bushes. Salak thought quickly enough to chop the gargoyle’s leg off. The gargoyle flew up in the sky, he charged the werewolf, beheaded him, chuckled, and said “Team Jacob: 0 Me: 1.” The gargoyle landed close to Salak burning his arm with his attack, Salak threw the chain saw at the gargoyle and watched as both fell to the ground. Retrieving the chainsaw he laughed, built a fire, cooked a small meal from the animals, stored the meat into some coolers, and headed back home. As he parked his vehicle, he opened the door to his shack he built with his bare hands, crawled into what seemed like a bed and went to sleep…