<[Syn]BloodBath>	i can even tell you accurately the story
<[Syn]BloodBath>	lemme see
<[lf]ten>	let's hear it
<[Syn]BloodBath>	i'll tell you how you founded LF
<[lf]ten>	ok
<[lf]ten>	go on
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you were dying
<[Syn]BloodBath>	starving
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you needed men juice
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you were in a desert
<[Syn]BloodBath>	it was only you and the vultures
<[Syn]BloodBath>	they wanted your ass
<[Syn]BloodBath>	out of nowhere
<[Syn]BloodBath>	3 big dick 7 feet tall black man
<[Syn]BloodBath>	came in big horses
<[Syn]BloodBath>	with also big dicks
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and you asked to them give water to you
<[Syn]BloodBath>	they said they hadn't any but
<[Syn]BloodBath>	they had some stored in their balls
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you asked if they could share some with you
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and they said
<[Syn]BloodBath>	only if you suck it until the water comes out
<[Syn]BloodBath>	when you sucked their giant dicks
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and they cummed
<[Syn]BloodBath>	instead of coming water out of their dicks
<[Syn]BloodBath>	it came some kind of mlg chinese regenerating elixir
<[Syn]BloodBath>	along with some cum
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and deceases like aids
<[Syn]BloodBath>	after you drank all their mlg elixir cum
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you were feeling great but you noticed they were looking for something else
<[Syn]BloodBath>	they wanted your ass
<[Syn]BloodBath>	they 6 , including their horses fucked your ass
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and then you fucked their 6 asses
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and when you 7 were done having savage gay men sex
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you 7 passed out
<[Syn]BloodBath>	these 3 gay long dick men and the horses died, they couldn't handle so much pleasure and joy
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and you were left alone again
<[Syn]BloodBath>	but then
<[Syn]BloodBath>	a gay called goblin came out of nowhere riding another gay man
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and asked if you needed help
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you said yes and he took you to his home
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you were so grateful for his help you wanted to repay him somehow
<[Syn]BloodBath>	so you 3 including  his gay-man-vehicle had sex the whole night
<[Syn]BloodBath>	in the next day
<[Syn]BloodBath>	goblin asked if you wanted to marry him so you  2 could fuck forever everyday
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you said yes
<[Syn]BloodBath>	when you 2 got married
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you decided to open a shitty car washing company called Lost Faggots
<[Syn]BloodBath>	but it had something different
<[Syn]BloodBath>	instead of using water
<[Syn]BloodBath>	you guys cummed at people's car
<[Syn]BloodBath>	to clean it
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and people started liking it
<[Syn]BloodBath>	eventually the company got large like my dick
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and it had like 20 gays who fucked each other and you everyday
<[Syn]BloodBath>	and that's how LF was founded gg