: Somewhere in a null sec ratting site...

Ishtar Pilot: Hey... Tengu, you want to fight for this site?

Tengu Pilot: We can't! CCP, In their never ending quest to create a "Utopian" Eve universe, have once again determined that our ships are unfairly balanced.

Ishtar Pilot: WTS! When did this happen? I have invested alot of SP que time enabling me to effectively fly this ship!

Tengu Pilot: Read the latest Dev blog for the changes that occured in "Scylla". They say your Ishtar was "too good" and my Tengu "didn't represent the kind of flexibility WE WANT from Tech 3". "WE", being CCP.

Ishtar Pilot: Since when does CCP sub my account and fly my ships? I don't know about you, but this crap has been going on since Incarna.

Tengu Pilot: lol! I remember those days, What a FUBAR'd debacle that was. You would think that CCP would have figured it out by now. Players just want to play Eve! Players don't give a crap about their egotistical dev world.

Ishatar Pilot: Yeah, isn't it funny how everytime CCP makes changes to the game in the name of "balancing", the players always find a way to defeat the very changes that CCP has spent untold resources on to effect change! What a bunch of self centered morons, lol!

Ishtar Pilot: BTW, There's an Archon ratting next system over... want to kill it?

Tengu Pilot: LOL! That's my alt, It would be unfair to attack it since I can no longer "SKYNET" with my fighters.

Ishtar Pilot: Danm! Hey... I have an idea! Want to play Farmville? We can kill each others livestock and burn one another's fields! How bout it bro?

Tengu Pilot: LoL, Come and get some... I have some Tech 3 goats that will rock your world!

Ishtar Pilot: Bring It, LOL!

To Be Continued...