#PonyFriendsNews 10-31-14

Twilight: We got information that someone is taking our show. Who taking this show?
Ferb: What upcoming episodes are coming soon?
Twilight: A new mysterous danger is currently at Ponyville, and it could put the lives of serveral fillies in deep danger.
Ferb: And Pinkie Pie sues Microsoft for something.
From the Abandoned Studio in Danville, USA:
With Twilight Sparkle...
...Ferb Fletcher...
...meteorologist Applejack...
...and Rainbow Dash with sports.
Live at 5:00. This is #PonyFriends News!

Twilight: Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle.
Ferb: And I'm Ferb Fletcher. In the news today, we just heard that someone is taking our show. Who is it? Is it...?
Derpy: Hello! I'm Derpy! And I'm taking the show.
Twilight: Aww...not Derpy!
Derpy: I first propose that this news show should be renamed to...The Derpy News Show!
Ferb: But it's not a show.
Derpy: Who cares, loser! Anyways, next I'm going to fire everyone here in the studio except the cameramare and the studio production team.
Twilight: WHAT?! Now listen here! This is not your place to shine!
Derpy: It should be! Next, I shall have muffins everyday!
Ferb: You're crazy! You don't belong here!
Twilight: The British boy is right, Derpy. I'm afraid I had to remove you from the studio.
Derpy: Hey! You can't do that?
Twilight: Ow...oh, you wanna start a fight? Well, start the commercials!

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Twilight: Agh...that did not end well.
Derpy: Agh...you win...I give up...*faint*
Twilight: Agh....I need a break...*faint*
Ferb: Agh...me, too...agh...*faint*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, oh, Twilight and Ferb fainted. Do you think we should call the hospital?
Applejack: Why not! Oh, the camera's on? Oh, sorry. Anyways, what are the upcoming episodes. Well, if you have read the I MOVED pastebin, there's your answer.
Rainbow Dash: You need to tell them what are the episode about.
Applejack: We can't give out spoilers.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah! Did you know that the Dazzlings make people fight?!
Applejack: You just gave out spoiler about the movie Twilight mentioned last episode, right?
Rainbow Dash: Duh.
Applejack: That's it! We're going out of air! Good night everyone! Adiós!
Rainbow Dash: No, no, no! WAIT!!
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Did you really think the show was actually over.

NO!!!

April Fools!

Twilight: We're back in the air. Wait, where's Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
Ferb: They left the studio minutes ago.
Twilight: Well, I guess the weather and sports in Ponyville will have to wait for next episode.
Ferb: Anyways, speaking of Ponyville, a new danger has arrived in Ponyville. If you dare go to Pinkie Pie's house, you are in so much trouble. Anyways, we made that up. April Fools!
Twilight: It's not April Fools!
Ferb: Well then, #%^% you.
Twilight: There is not cussing here!
Ferb: Oh, yeah! Moving on to the next commercial break!
Twilight: Really. Moveing on the final story: Pinkie Pie sued Microsoft for discontinuing her favorite product of Microsoft: Windows XP. More news at 11:00 PM. chat. Good evening, everyone and Happy Halloween!
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