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You Wouldn't Pirate Some Platonic Macking

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  1. Feb 22 01:10:15 <Med> "You're a famous actor, though. Everyone in the world knows who you are - if that's not rare, I dunno what is!"
  2. Feb 22 01:15:20 <Mackenzie> "I've met a hundred actors, but only one demon. And... I think two gods? Unless someone else is a god and hasn't told me."
  3. Feb 22 01:16:10 <Med> "There're a lot of Gods, though. Probably even as many as there are world-famous actors. And there're a lot of demons, too... probably even more."
  4. Feb 22 01:17:15 <Mackenzie> "I suppose which one seems more rare depends on which society you ran into first, then."
  5. Feb 22 01:22:23 <Med> "Yup."
  6. Feb 22 01:22:42 <Med> 3d6+6+2 RESIST AWKWARD UNCOMFORTABLENESS
  7. Feb 22 01:22:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, RESIST AWKWARD UNCOMFORTABLENESS: 18 [3d6=2,4,4]
  8. Feb 22 01:24:20 <Mackenzie> "So, ah... Do you want to try that on, at least?"
  9. Feb 22 01:25:43 <Med> 3d6+6+2 oh god resist the uncomfortableness of THAT QUESTION
  10. Feb 22 01:25:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, oh god resist the uncomfortableness of THAT QUESTION: 21 [3d6=5,6,2]
  11. Feb 22 01:27:40 <Med> "I thought you were breaking up with me~"
  12. Feb 22 01:29:04 <Mackenzie> "I am, but if you're so decided you'll never wear it again, I want to at least see it on you once. Since it's my investment and all."
  13. Feb 22 01:29:29 <Med> "What's even up with that, anyway? You're trying to compliment me and stuff, and you say you don't hate me."
  14. Feb 22 01:31:45 <Mackenzie> "Well, that's what 'still friends' means, right?"
  15. Feb 22 01:32:21 <Med> "Well, I mean, why're you breaking up with me? I thought it was 'cause devil me cheated on you, or something."
  16. Feb 22 01:37:19 <Mackenzie> "On the one hand, I'm not happy that you did that. On the other hand, I can't reasonably blame you for something you did in an altered state. So in the end, I don't have anything against you specifically, but I can't bring myself to set myself up for something like that again, if, as you said, it was still something you wanted to do."
  17. Feb 22 01:42:39 <Med> "Well, like... kissing feels good, right? But I'd be lying if that's all I cared about, because... bad things're what make me go evil in the first place, right? So... I think evil me wanted to make you hate me. I think she wanted to make everyone hate me, so I'd realize how terrible emotions are, or something, and give them up forever."
  18. Feb 22 01:49:25 <Mackenzie> "I don't know. Right now, I still just can't. Maybe eventually, but... Right now all I know is that everyone wants you back in the crew. Melanie in particular has thought of nothing else but how you are as well as her weird ghosty stuff. Which usually comes back around to thinking about you."
  19. Feb 22 01:53:56 <Med> "Maybe... I dunno... I need to go talk to Lecia. Or... well... I need to talk to the other me, but... we're the same person, so that's impossible... so, I need Lecia to help make it happen."
  20. Feb 22 01:54:50 <Mackenzie> "Isn't that dangerous?"
  21. Feb 22 01:55:03 <Med> "Dangerous?"
  22. Feb 22 01:55:33 <Mackenzie> "Don't you mean you're going to force yourself to... be like that... again?"
  23. Feb 22 01:55:53 <Med> "No... maybe not... I dunno yet. I was hoping I could talk to her in the dream world, or something."
  24. Feb 22 01:56:41 <Med> "I don't think Lecia'd help me go back, but I guess it might still be dangerous... still, what's the point in being your own enemy?"
  25. Feb 22 02:06:04 <Mackenzie> "That certainly makes more sense than what I thought you meant... But besides that, don't you want to join us again as well?"
  26. Feb 22 02:07:15 <Med> "I dunno... if it doesn't go well, then I shouldn't be in PIRATES at all. I'd just be a liability."
  27. Feb 22 02:07:43 <Mackenzie> "That's not what I asked."
  28. Feb 22 02:19:33 <Med> "Like I said, I dunno... I'm surprised you all don't hate me, and it's all really messed up..."
  29. Feb 22 02:26:55 <Mackenzie> Mack gives an amusing look for a moment. "I still want you to try it on... See if you like it and all that."
  30. Feb 22 02:31:34 * Med lets out a small sigh, says "Fiine," and rolls what might just be her LAST FASHION EDUCATION roll to figure out how to put on the dress.
  31. Feb 22 02:31:38 <Med> 4d6-1 FASHION EDUCATION
  32. Feb 22 02:31:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, FASHION EDUCATION: 10 [4d6=1,4,2,4]
  33. Feb 22 02:32:27 * Med then gets out of her kimono to put it on. FUCK DECENCY
  34. Feb 22 02:32:46 <Mayuri> (It's OK if there's only girls around ^.^)
  35. Feb 22 02:42:02 <Med> (but half of medmons are boys. and also mack's a boy. and if her bro walks in JUST THEN AND THERE FOR LUNCH, he's a boy too!)
  36. Feb 22 02:43:24 <Mayuri> (O-Oh....)
  37. Feb 22 02:43:43 <Med> ((also the only girls rule isnt known to be safe around med))
  38. Feb 22 02:44:21 <Mayuri> (W-What's that supposed to mean? o.o)
  39. Feb 22 02:44:33 <Mayuri> (I-It's safe if the girl's much younger, right?)
  40. Feb 22 02:46:28 <Med> (depends on your definition of safe)
  41. Feb 22 02:46:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> (main person who has to worry is Mel, I'd say)
  42. Feb 22 02:47:08 <Med> (*lecia)
  43. Feb 22 02:47:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh, Lecia too)
  44. Feb 22 02:47:45 <Med> (nonshadow med would have to get permission from mirai first)
  45. Feb 22 02:47:51 <Med> (so mel has some measure of defense!)
  46. Feb 22 02:48:21 <Med> ((but she already got it from murphy, so lecia has none))
  47. Feb 22 02:49:25 <Mayuri> ("I.. er... already proposed to another girl... e-er... right!")
  48. Feb 22 02:49:28 <Mayuri> 5d6+3 guile go!
  49. Feb 22 02:49:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, guile go!: 13 [5d6=3,1,2,1,3]
  50. Feb 22 02:49:33 <Mayuri> (Something like that! :p)
  51. Feb 22 02:50:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> (you people are gooves)
  52. Feb 22 02:50:06 <Med> 5d6+6 1.04 med is good at seeing through lies because seeing through lies lets her make really amazing clothes
  53. Feb 22 02:50:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, 1.04 med is good at seeing through lies because seeing through lies lets her make really amazing clothes: 28 [5d6=6,2,5,6,3]
  54. Feb 22 02:51:26 * Med shows off the dress, doing a twirl and stuff. FUTURE MODEL POWERS GO
  55. Feb 22 02:51:41 <Med> 6d6+6+2 she still gets her +2 for being a musician now, though, since she's still 1.03 med D:<
  56. Feb 22 02:51:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, she still gets her +2 for being a musician now, though, since she's still 1.03 med D:<: 32 [6d6=4,6,4,3,6,1]
  57. Feb 22 02:51:58 <Mayuri> 6d6+4 MOE MOE STARRREEE! *w*
  58. Feb 22 02:51:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, MOE MOE STARRREEE! *w*: 24 [6d6=1,5,2,4,2,6]
  59. Feb 22 02:52:05 * Mayuri is bad at rolling dice :(
  60. Feb 22 02:57:44 * Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Aori_Radisleep
  61. Feb 22 03:00:07 * Mackenzie kinda leans against something and stares at a wall not in Med's general direction while she changes in front of him.
  62. Feb 22 03:06:42 <Med> "It fits," she comments. if Mack were a Mel instead, he'd probably have some sort of crippling fear that Med was surprised it fit. but he's a Mack.
  63. Feb 22 03:07:07 <Mayuri> (Clearly)
  64. Feb 22 03:07:10 <Med> (unless it doesnt and mack totes just spent 4000 pokeyen on a dress med cant even wear)
  65. Feb 22 03:07:15 <Mayuri> (Next time, Med should do it in a hall of mirrors)
  66. Feb 22 03:07:43 <Med> (what you do is you say done)
  67. Feb 22 03:07:45 <Med> (before you're done)
  68. Feb 22 03:08:22 <Mayuri> (That kinda seduction isn't useful unless you can force Mack into it~)
  69. Feb 22 03:11:02 * Mackenzie looks back over. "Aha. I figured it would match with your frame. It looks excellent on you, don't you think?"
  70. Feb 22 03:15:48 <Med> "I guess so - well, I mean, I don't know what I look like in it, but... I wonder what it's supposed to be, though... it feels like something out of a fantasy world, or something like that!"
  71. Feb 22 03:22:17 <Mackenzie> "Perhaps... I've seen much more unrealistic outfits at what Gennis decides to mistakenly call a fashion show, though. It seems like it was made by something between a fashionista and a gardener. It's infinitely more interesting than the other option i was looking at. Very drab by comparison.""
  72. Feb 22 03:22:36 <Mayuri> (I'm curious now to see what Mac'd think of how Mayuri dresses... :p)
  73. Feb 22 03:24:12 <Med> "O
  74. Feb 22 03:24:22 <Med> "I've made more unrealistic outfits!"
  75. Feb 22 03:25:13 <Med> "But now that you mention it, yeah... it's like a rose, maybe thorns and all."
  76. Feb 22 03:38:39 <Mackenzie> Mack draws attention back to the cloak that was draped over his arm. "Then there's this thing I got. Looks like it's had a few too many careless users if you ask me. I've decided I likely want to fashion the fabric into something a bit less raggedy, but without harming the theme it seems to promote. What do you think?"
  77. Feb 22 03:40:17 <Med> "Ragged's the point of it. It's meant to be raw, not sophisticated - it'd give off a completely different vibe if you fixed it up." Med responds honestly as she UNDRESSES AGAIN.
  78. Feb 22 03:49:30 <Mackenzie> "I get that, but intentionally wearing something that's worn down--unless you wore it down yourself and just don't care--is at least a two decade old fashion. I don't look like much of a 'dark and brooding night scavenger desperate for enough money to afford food,' anyhow."
  79. Feb 22 03:52:36 * Med takes the cloak to get a better look at it~
  80. Feb 22 03:56:53 <Med> "Yeah, but if you fixed it up," she says after some thought, "It'd probably look like a costume piece."
  81. Feb 22 04:08:35 <Mackenzie> "I had a feeling for fashioning it into some sort of coat, something combat ready but still with some flair. Something that still says 'I'm serious and playing for keeps.' Maybe something similar to that movie about the vampire hunter guy, Van Houndour."
  82. Feb 22 04:11:13 <Med> "A coat?"
  83. Feb 22 04:13:06 <Mackenzie> "Sure! Decent coats have been popping up all over for that 'edgy' look lately. I could use a change of pace from this same pirate coat prop, besides."
  84. Feb 22 04:13:39 <Med> "But... you'd have to completely remake it..."
  85. Feb 22 04:18:01 <Med> "You'd need to restore it, fit it... you'd just be using the fabric of the cloak!"
  86. Feb 22 04:20:15 <Mackenzie> "I'm sure I mentioned that earlier."
  87. Feb 22 04:32:13 * Med gives the cloak back. "I guess it's possible, but you'd have to make it really, uh... edgy I guess, if you wanted to keep the raw sorta feeling. Like, almost like a biker's jacket or something, but less leather-y and maybe less serious too."
  88. Feb 22 04:34:33 <Mackenzie> "Yeah... It'll take some work. I guess I can see if the woman that I got that outfit from can do anything about it..." Not insinuating that Med can't do it at all. Like, no sarcasm, he just probably makes it sound like he's insinuating accidentally.
  89. Feb 22 04:36:18 <Med> "I guess so... did she make the dress? It's sort of the opposite of what you want, isn't it?" she starts getting dressed again. Who even needs decency i mean really.
  90. Feb 22 04:36:37 <Med> This time putting the kimono back on~
  91. Feb 22 04:37:57 <Mackenzie> "I guess I don't know if she made it herself or not, but... I imagine she could make any kind of thing, if she is."
  92. Feb 22 04:44:57 <Med> "I guess so. I mean, I used to make all sorts of stuff!"
  93. Feb 22 04:46:46 <Mackenzie> 1d6+2 what is two plus two?
  94. Feb 22 04:46:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, what is two plus two?: 7 [1d6=5]
  95. Feb 22 04:47:23 <Mackenzie> I guess that's a not-shitty enough roll to make an obvious realization.
  96. Feb 22 04:49:48 <Mackenzie> "Maybe you and I could work on it. If you wanted to, anyway."
  97. Feb 22 04:52:58 * castfromhp has quit (Ping timeout)
  98. Feb 22 04:54:44 * castfromhp (castfromhp@sux-785131EB.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined
  99. Feb 22 04:56:26 <Med> "Maybe... how long're you staying?"
  100. Feb 22 04:57:42 <Mackenzie> "At least a couple days, I think. Didn't you want to talk to Lecia anyway? You could go with us."
  101. Feb 22 04:58:22 <Med> "I guess so. I'll need to call her and let her know, and stuff. We are targets, you know."
  102. Feb 22 05:10:59 <Mackenzie> "Maybe, but we're tough targets all the same."
  103. Feb 22 05:11:57 <Med> "Well... I think... they're really dangerous. I mean... they're practically invading the world, or something like that, and cursing Gods..."
  104. Feb 22 05:12:42 <Med> "So it's probably better if they don't think we're all that tough or important..."
  105. Feb 22 05:13:15 <Mackenzie> "And if they wanted to hunt us down, they would have succeeded by now, if they really have that kind of arsenal."
  106. Feb 22 05:14:04 <Med> "I dunno what they have... but apparently they found a way to rewrite the book of reality, and mess everything up."
  107. Feb 22 05:15:21 <Med> "Anyway, my brother's probably getting pretty hungry, so I should go bring him lunch~"
  108. Feb 22 05:15:46 <Med> "Uh... do you wanna join us, or anything?" she asks, fully aware of how awkward that'll probably be!
  109. Feb 22 05:16:18 <Mackenzie> "Nah, I'll be back later. I'm probably expected to meet up with the others."
  110. Feb 22 05:17:31 <Med> "Alright. See-ya around, I guess."
  111. Feb 22 05:19:31 <Mackenzie> Exeunt.
  112. Feb 22 05:22:20 * Med STAYS ON STAGE
  113. Feb 22 05:22:23 <Med> 6d6+6+2 CHARM THE AUDIENCE
  114. Feb 22 05:22:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Med, CHARM THE AUDIENCE: 25 [6d6=1,3,1,5,3,4]
  115. Feb 22 05:22:51 <Lecia> (Booooo)
  116. Feb 22 05:28:10 <Med> ;-;
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