They Should've Used a Rubber

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24137170

>a mare comes into the hospital, dragging an enormous, mattress-sized belly behind her
>she's several months overdue, and has finally entered labor
>a room is cleared out and prepared for her as it becomes clear that this won't be an ordinary birth
>
>the foals are too big, they can't squeeze through her birth canal
>quickly, the doctors bring in a surgeon and prepare for a cesarian section
>local anesthetic is applied, and the surgeon prepares to make the initial incision on her tight, quaking belly
>but just as soon as the scalpel touches flesh - BOOM!
>the mother's belly splits open like a ripe melon!
>the doctors stand around in shock, covered in shreds of the mother's body, when suddenly, a foal's crying is heard
>then another
>and another
>and finally the mother groans, "Can I get some help here?"

>it turns out, the night of conception was a freaky night, and it happened to involve a rubberization spell that never quite wore off
>now she's none the worse for wear, aside from a few stitches
>her foals are fine too, in surprisingly good condition for such a traumatic, overdue birth
The end.