Who's strong and brave here to save the /v/idya games?
Who vows to fight like a man for what's right, night and day?
Who will campaign door to door for /v/idya?
Carry the flag shore to shore for /v/idya?
From Hoboken to Spokane?

The Red Masked Man with a plan!

We can't ignore there's a threat and a war we must win!
Who'll let loose on the goose-stepping goons from Polygon?
Who will indeed lead the call for /v/idya?
Who'll rise or fall, give his all, for /v/idya?
Who's here to prove that we can?


The Red Masked Man with a plan!
Stalwart and steady and true!
(See how this guy can shoot! We tell you, there's no substitute!)
Forceful and ready to defend the red, purple, and green!
(The red, purple and green!)

Who'll give the Axis the sack and is smart as a fox?
(Sure as an Eagle will soar!)
Who's makin' Kotaku afraid to step out of his bunks?
(He's knows what we're fighting for!)

Who'll whip the giant attacking /v/idya?
We know it's no one but Captain /v/idya!
Who'll finish what they began?
Who'll kick the Hipster from Japan?

The Red Masked Man with a plan!
(Who's strong and brave here to save the /v/idya games?)