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  1. enough of your mumbo jumbo
  2. bullshit
  3. yay
  4. shit
  5. about that bear i owed ya
  6. enough of your bullshit
  7. hax
  8. hacks
  9. h4x
  10. h4cks
  11. okay
  12. derka
  13. noes
  14. get down
  15. gtfo
  16. gtho
  17. yeah
  18. rofl
  19. lmao
  20. run
  21. run for your life
  22. fantastic
  23. headcrabs
  24. headhumpers
  25. hello
  26. eek
  27. uh oh
  28. sodomy!
  29. oops
  30. shut up
  31. shutup
  32. right on
  33. help
  34. haxz
  35. hi
  36. let's go
  37. lets go
  38. moan
  39. nice
  40. noo
  41. nooo
  42. oh no
  43. joygasm
  44. zombies
  45. da man
  46. my house
  47. party
  48. watch out
  49. excuse me
  50. you sure?
  51. groan
  52. gasp
  53. sorry
  54. welcome to city 17
  55. it's safer here
  56. i'm talking to you
  57. serve mankind
  58. get going
  59. go on out
  60. get outta here
  61. go on
  62. hey
  63. get in here hurry
  64. hit the road jack
  65. no
  66. no!
  67. never
  68. you fool
  69. good god
  70. cheer
  71. drive safely
  72. whoops
  73. gee thanks
  74. what the hell
  75. it's your pet the freakin headhumper
  76. i'll stay here
  77. i'm sticking here
  78. up there
  79. lead the way
  80. over there
  81. ok i'm ready
  82. i'm with you
  83. hey over here
  84. behind you
  85. follow me
  86. pardon me
  87. got one
  88. finally
  89. wait for me
  90. i'm hurt
  91. take cover
  92. that's a manhack
  93. it's a manhack
  94. incoming
  95. ready when you are
  96. don't forget hawaii
  97. that's enough outta you
  98. wait for us
  99. we trusted you
  100. god i'm hungry
  101. you're talking to yourself again
  102. come on everybody
  103. watch what you're doing
  104. your mind is in the gutter
  105. here they come!
  106. same here
  107. i wouldn't say that too loud
  108. i'll put it on your tombstone
  109. have you ever had an original thought?
  110. let's concentrate on the task at hand
  111. keep your mind on your work
  112. you never know
  113. you never can tell
  114. why are you telling me?
  115. how about that
  116. want a bet?
  117. what am i supposed to do about it?
  118. you talking to me?
  119. leave it alone
  120. can't you see i'm busy?
  121. look out below
  122. shouldn't we be doing something?
  123. let's even the odds a little
  124. hold down this spot
  125. i'm hurt
  126. im hurt
  127. sometimes i dream about cheese
  128. i can't remember the last time i had a shower
  129. watch what you're doing
  130. you got it
  131. we thought you were here to help
  132. hey doc
  133. hit in the gut
  134. like that?
  135. my leg
  136. my gut
  137. my arm
  138. no no
  139. you're not the man i thought you were
  140. one for me and one for me
  141. let me get out of your way
  142. i don't think this war is ever going to end
  143. to think all i used to want to do is sell insurance
  144. i don't dream anymore
  145. when this is all over ah who am i kidding
  146. woah deja vu
  147. you smell that? it's freedom
  148. if i ever get my hands on dr. breen
  149. i could eat a horse hooves and all
  150. i can't believe this day has finally come
  151. i'm pretty sure this isn't part of the plan
  152. looks to me like things are getting worse not better
  153. if i could live my life over again
  154. i'm not even gonna tell you what that reminds me of
  155. they're never gonna make a stalker outta me
  156. finally change is in the air
  157. you feel it? i feel it
  158. i don't feel anything anymore
  159. some day this will all be a bad memory
  160. i'm not a betting man but the odds are not good
  161. doesn't anyone care what i think?
  162. i can't get this tune outta my head
  163. i just knew it was gonna be one of those days
  164. i think i ate something bad
  165. when this is all over i'm gonna mate
  166. i'm glad there's no kids around to see this
  167. scanners
  168. whatever you say
  169. ok i'm going
  170. here it goes
  171. here goes nothing
  172. here we come
  173. on our way
  174. coming
  175. this way gang
  176. over here
  177. let's get moving
  178. gordon freeman, you're here
  179. stop it freeman
  180. strider
  181. this'll do nicely
  182. damn vorts
  183. i'm not sure how to take that
  184. should i take that personally?
  185. speak english
  186. you got that from me
  187. that's why we put up with you
  188. couldn't have put it better myself
  189. that almost made sense
  190. something must be wrong with me i almost understood that
  191. i guess i'm getting used to you vorts
  192. none of your vort philosophy
  193. stop you're killing me
  194. what did i do to deserve this?
  195. stop looking at me like that
  196. some things i just never get used to
  197. i don't know how you things survived as long as you have
  198. sometimes i wonder how i ended up with you
  199. you're alright vorty
  200. you vorts aren't half bad
  201. if anyone ever told me i'd be pals with a vortigaunt
  202. you waiting for somebody?
  203. woops
  204. you'd better reload
  205. bring it on
  206. damnit
  207. i don't like the looks of this
  208. down you go
  209. duck
  210. come on
  211. get away from there
  212. get outta the way
  213. you're going down
  214. grenade
  215. here it comes!
  216. hurry up
  217. i'm with you buddy
  218. maniacal!
  219. yeaheheah
  220. let's do it
  221. look out!
  222. i haven't lost my touch
  223. ohoh yeah
  224. soldiers!
  225. turret!
  226. uh oh here they come
  227. i need to get patched up
  228. i'm hurt pretty bad
  229. i know you will
  230. nevermind me save yourselves
  231. i'll see you there baby
  232. so this is the combine portal it's smaller than i imagined
  233. but where will you go?
  234. instinct1
  235. instinct2
  236. instinct3
  237. instinct4
  238. instinct5
  239. instinct6
  240. instinct7
  241. instinct8
  242. instinct9
  243. instinct10
  244. instinct11
  245. instinct12
  246. instinct13
  247. instinct14
  248. instinct15
  249. instinct16
  250. you have plunged humanity in to free fall
  251. even if you offered your surrunder now
  252. help ensure that humanity's trust in you is not misguided
  253. they're shelling us
  254. incoming!
  255. you can park the boat it'll be safe here
  256. let's get a move on we gotta move out before they target us
  257. you made it just in time we gotta clear outta here before we're discovered
  258. we'd better hurry we gotta tear down this camp and get outta here
  259. be careful now
  260. we really can't afford to get noticed
  261. better get going
  262. he'll help you if you let him
  263. we're just a lookout for the underground railroad
  264. main station's right around the corner
  265. they'll get you started on the right foot
  266. guess those sirens are for you
  267. come on in i'll show you what you're up against
  268. i think he's just finishing up now
  269. come on get in here
  270. here take a look at this
  271. be glad you're not the guy they're looking for
  272. poor bastard doesn't stand a chance
  273. sounds like they're calling in every cp unit in city 17
  274. that was a close call thanks for your help
  275. now they're flooding the areas up ahead with manhacks
  276. you'd better get going before they sweep through here
  277. you'd better get going now
  278. thanks but i'll be ok
  279. i've got to stay and help any stragglers
  280. you go on
  281. good luck out there
  282. civil protection is on to us
  283. we're tearing up the railroad covering our tracks
  284. looks like you're gonna be the last one through
  285. thanks for the help but you better get outta here
  286. oh shit too late
  287. you got here at a bad time
  288. we got some ammo in those crates over there
  289. we got word you were coming
  290. help yourself to supplies and keep moving
  291. did you realize your contract was open to the highest bidder?
  292. that's all up to you my old friend
  293. will you give your child a chance her mother never had?
  294. what's this oh put it over there
  295. guards get in here
  296. you have my gratitude doctor
  297. and then you deliver yourself?
  298. i don't know what you can possibly hope to achieve
  299. i warned you this was futile
  300. i hope you said your farewells
  301. if only you had harnessed your boundless energy for a useful purpose
  302. i agree it's a total waste
  303. this one has proven to be a fine pawn
  304. i understand if you don't wish to discuss this in front of your friends
  305. i'll send them on their way and then we can talk openly
  306. impossible to describe with our limited vocabulary
  307. oh shit
  308. if you won't do the right thing for the good of all people
  309. maybe you'll do it for one of them
  310. thanks to you we have everything we need in that regard
  311. you're more than qualified to finish his research yourself
  312. if that's what it takes
  313. you need me
  314. don't struggle honey
  315. don't worry about me
  316. that's my girl
  317. save them for what
  318. is it really that time again?
  319. i'm really not at liberty to say
  320. in the meantime
  321. this is where i get off
  322. they're looking for your car
  323. here come the dropships
  324. right along there and watch your step
  325. get your car in the barn
  326. get your car in the garage
  327. get off the road
  328. incoming dropship
  329. it's a gunship
  330. gunship
  331. park it there
  332. you made it
  333. you idiot walking on the sand brings antlions after you
  334. you there
  335. stop where you are stay on the rocks
  336. no! help!
  337. yeah good idea hold on a sec
  338. patch him up and get him to the back as soon as he's stable
  339. i'll radio ahead to let the next base know you're coming
  340. who's hurt?
  341. well that's that
  342. i couldn't have asked for a finer volunteer
  343. you'll make it through if anyone can
  344. good to know you
  345. you'd better get going
  346. awesome!
  347. alright good you keep right on it
  348. ughghgh
  349. ughhh
  350. feel free to look around
  351. dr. breen
  352. i can't look
  353. careful
  354. be careful!
  355. forget about that thing
  356. get it off me
  357. get down outta sight
  358. i'll come find you
  359. guh
  360. hey hey he's back
  361. i'm getting him outta there
  362. well is he here?
  363. you mean it's working?
  364. for real this time?
  365. i still have nightmares about that cat
  366. i've gotta get back on my shift
  367. but ok
  368. yeah longer if we're lucky
  369. and not a moment too soon
  370. that's what you said last time
  371. i can tell your mit education really pays for itself
  372. i thought you got rid of that pest
  373. there he is
  374. there you are
  375. here we go
  376. get that thing away from me
  377. what's the meaning of this?
  378. who are you?
  379. how did you get in here?
  380. see for yourself
  381. shut it down shut it down
  382. ahhhh
  383. there's a charger on the wall
  384. dear me
  385. well did it work?
  386. excellent!
  387. right you are
  388. speak to you again in a few moments
  389. oh fiddlesticks what now
  390. final sequence
  391. you must get out of here
  392. run!
  393. here my pet
  394. no not up there
  395. interference!
  396. lamarr
  397. heady
  398. is lamarr with him?
  399. lamarr there you are
  400. careful lamarr those are quite fragile
  401. conditions could hardly be more ideal
  402. my goodness
  403. it really is you isn't it?
  404. your talents surpass your loveliness
  405. oh dear
  406. indeed it is
  407. slip in to your suit now
  408. i'm eager to see if your old suit still fits
  409. then where is he?
  410. what is it?
  411. i wish i knew!
  412. go on get going
  413. well man that's good news
  414. i almost gave you guys up for lost
  415. i'll take all the help i can get
  416. aw crap incoming!
  417. so there you see?
  418. it's not all hopeless
  419. there's only one heady
  420. fascinating!
  421. aim for the head
  422. guard yourself well
  423. there you are at last
  424. better than better
  425. yes come to me come
  426. come!
  427. i will end your torment
  428. let me end your torment
  429. yes my children it is i
  430. come to the light i carry come
  431. it is not me you want but the light that shines through me
  432. come to the light
  433. go quickly
  434. hurry while i hold the gate
  435. flee brother
  436. onward to the mines
  437. look out brother behind you
  438. well done brother
  439. stay close to me brother
  440. out of my way
  441. look out
  442. stand aside brother
  443. cover me brother
  444. your assistance brother
  445. over here brother
  446. to me brother
  447. i require your assistance brother
  448. where art thou brother
  449. beware!
  450. careful brother
  451. i am outnumbered
  452. help me brother
  453. i cannot fight them all alone
  454. lend a hand brother
  455. i need help brother
  456. rest my child
  457. i think no worse of thee
  458. may the light of lights be with you
  459. you meant no harm
  460. be free my child
  461. the grave holds nothing worse for you
  462. i remember your true face
  463. so again i am alone
  464. my advice to you is aim for the head
  465. here i have a more suitable gun for you
  466. catch!
  467. come closer
  468. hush
  469. good now keep it close
  470. they come
  471. if you can hold them off i'm almost done here
  472. stand back it's gonna blow
  473. hey it's me open the door
  474. what's the password?
  475. password!
  476. come on in
  477. ok come across
  478. that damn thing haunts me
  479. did you hear a cat just now?
  480. hey come on
  481. let's get going
  482. heeelp
  483. help me!
  484. is somebody up there?
  485. damnit all
  486. hey help me out here
  487. well i'll be damned
  488. and if you see dr. breen tell him i said fuck you
  489. done!
  490. great i'll open this up
  491. so much for stealth we've been spotted
  492. we're surrounded
  493. then let's go
  494. uh oh dropships
  495. hey let us outta here
  496. let us thru!
  497. let us through!
  498. open the gate!
  499. how dare you even mention her
  500. alyx my dear you have your mother's eyes but your father's stubborn nature
  501. it isn't necessary
  502. he's dead
  503. oh my god it's freeman
  504. now what?
  505. oh god
  506. we're done for
  507. i'm ganna be sick
  508. should we bury him here?
  509. what's the use?
  510. what's the point?
  511. this is bad
  512. and things were going so well
  513. don't tell me
  514. please no
  515. if you dare say that's gotta hurt i'll kill you
  516. i had a feeling even he couldn't help us
  517. spread the word
  518. why go on?
  519. well, now what?
  520. well now what?
  521. dibs on the suit
  522. wait a second that's not gordon freeman
  523. he's done this before he'll be ok
  524. somebody take his crowbar
  525. what a way to go
  526. freeman is dead?
  527. that's not freeman is it?
  528. this can't be
  529. he came a long way from black mesa
  530. i thought he was invincible
  531. so much for doctor freeman
  532. so much for our last hope
  533. it's not supposed to end like this
  534. dr. freeman can you hear me? do not go in to the light
  535. what now?
  536. any last words doc?
  537. gotta reload
  538. heads up
  539. take this medkit
  540. here have a medkit
  541. here patch yourself up
  542. hello dr. freeman
  543. i've got my little corner and i'm sticking to it
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