Raemi <3

===SILLINESS, and PRETALK, in which it was decided to do brackets and a trance trigger.===

3:23:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> Today, all you have to do is read my words and follow my suggestions, and nothing can stop you from having them.
3:23:06 am: <Hypnonymoose> Simple, no~?
3:23:18 am: <Raemi> It is.
3:23:24 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:23:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> Before we begin, weird question.
3:23:41 am: <Raemi> sure
3:23:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> Would you just so happen to know what your dominant sense is?
3:23:57 am: <Raemi> Dominant sense?
3:24:03 am: <Raemi> Like, can I tell if people are submissives?
3:24:09 am: <Hypnonymoose> xD
3:24:13 am: <Raemi> OH
3:24:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> Not exactly. Like visual/auditory/kinesthetic.
3:24:21 am: <Raemi> fuck that wasn't on purpose
3:24:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> It was hilarious anyway.
3:24:37 am: <Raemi> Probably kinaesthetic?

===SOME MOAR SILLINESS===

3:31:14 am: <Hypnonymoose> Anywhozats. Are you completely ready? Do you need to use the bathroom?
3:31:21 am: <Raemi> Yes to the former, no to the latter!
3:31:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> Lock the door, dim the lights, silence you phone, anything?
3:31:42 am: <Hypnonymoose> Your*. Jeez, I can't type well right now.
3:32:22 am: *Raemi blames it on her Super Covert Induction she's been doing... kappa*
3:32:37 am: <Raemi> yep lights off, phone off, and if my roommates open the door I'll tazer them
3:32:59 am: *Hypnonymoose hopes are deflated when he realizes Rae's joking.*
3:33:14 am: <Raemi> Sorry friend
3:33:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Okay, okay, serious now.
3:33:22 am: <Raemi> I'm picking apart tofu's brain slowly...
3:33:26 am: *Hypnonymoose puts on tist hat.*
3:33:26 am: *Raemi nods.*
3:33:29 am: <Raemi> Serious.
3:33:39 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you sitting or lying down?
3:33:51 am: <Raemi> Sitting against a wall
3:34:02 am: <Hypnonymoose> Can you get comfy like that?
3:34:15 am: <Raemi> Mmhm!
3:34:17 am: <Raemi> Pillows~
3:34:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Fantastic.
3:34:40 am: <Hypnonymoose> So right now, we're going to do something I call a yes-or-no induction.
3:34:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> Have you ever tried one of those before?
3:35:00 am: <Raemi> I'm assuming it begins when I answer "no"?
3:35:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> Or yes. That's the point. :D
3:35:26 am: <Raemi> well, it's a no~
3:35:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's fun to work with someone who can spot my little tricks.
3:35:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> Especially since they work anyway. :3
3:35:40 am: <Raemi> I'm glad~
3:35:44 am: <Raemi> That's why I bother!
3:35:52 am: <Raemi> tricks that can be seen through are no fun~
3:36:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> My tricks are always fun. :P
3:36:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> In any case, all you need to do is put two fingers on two different keys on your keyboard.
3:36:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> One means 'yes', the other means 'no'.
3:36:50 am: <Raemi> y and n good?
3:36:58 am: <Hypnonymoose> Whatever's comfortable to you.
3:37:16 am: <Hypnonymoose> And soon, with your permission, I will ask you a series of simple yes-or-no questions.
3:37:24 am: <Raemi> how about y and l then.
3:37:26 am: <Raemi> ok
3:37:52 am: <Hypnonymoose> The specific keys aren't important, just that they are comfortable to you.
3:37:55 am: <Raemi> ok
3:38:18 am: <Hypnonymoose> And for each simple yes-or-no question, I want you to simply answer using the appropriate key.
3:38:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Simple, right?
3:38:24 am: <Raemi> y
3:38:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:38:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> And I want you to let yourself answer as easily and effortlessly as possible.
3:38:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> Almost automatically.
3:38:51 am: <Hypnonymoose> Can you do that for me?
3:38:52 am: <Raemi> y
3:38:57 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:39:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you nice and comfy?
3:39:12 am: <Raemi> y
3:39:20 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you reading my words?
3:39:22 am: <Raemi> y
3:39:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you ready to let yourself go and sink into trance?
3:39:35 am: <Raemi> y
3:39:42 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:39:54 am: <Hypnonymoose> And can you take a deep breath in for me...
3:39:57 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hold it a bit...
3:40:02 am: <Hypnonymoose> And let it back out.
3:40:03 am: <Raemi> y
3:40:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's nice, isn't it?
3:40:12 am: <Raemi> y
3:40:24 am: <Hypnonymoose> And can you take another deep breath in...
3:40:27 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hold it...
3:40:32 am: <Hypnonymoose> And let your tension go.
3:40:37 am: <Raemi> y
3:40:40 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very relaxing, isn't it?
3:40:42 am: <Raemi> y
3:40:57 am: <Hypnonymoose> So can you take a final deep breath in...
3:40:59 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hold it...
3:41:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> And let yourself go.
3:41:06 am: <Raemi> y
3:41:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's very soothing, isn't it?
3:41:14 am: <Raemi> y
3:41:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> And can you continue to breath, deeply relaxed, as we talk?
3:41:44 am: <Raemi> y
3:41:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:42:00 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you focusing on my words?
3:42:01 am: <Raemi> y
3:42:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are they in the center of your vision?
3:42:14 am: <Raemi> y
3:42:25 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are they sharp and clear?
3:42:28 am: <Raemi> y
3:42:38 am: <Raemi> l
3:43:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> But can you read them comfortably?
3:43:05 am: <Raemi> y
3:43:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:43:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> And can you let yourself relax even more as you read?
3:43:16 am: <Raemi> y
3:43:29 am: <Hypnonymoose> My words relax you, don't they?
3:43:33 am: <Raemi> y
3:43:50 am: <Hypnonymoose> And with each question you answer, you sink just a little deeper, don't you?
3:43:55 am: <Raemi> y
3:44:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> And you can see the trick, the delightful loop, but it works all the same, doesn't it?
3:44:24 am: <Raemi> y
3:44:32 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:44:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> And I bet you're already feeling somewhat deep, don't you?
3:44:50 am: <Raemi> y
3:45:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> I bet you're already deeply relaxed, aren't you?
3:45:05 am: <Raemi> y
3:45:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> I bet you're already in trance, light or deep, aren't you?
3:45:29 am: <Raemi> y
3:45:37 am: <Hypnonymoose> And I bet you'd like to go even deeper, wouldn't you?
3:45:40 am: <Raemi> y
3:45:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> Than all you have to do is read my words and follow my suggestions.
3:45:49 am: <Hypnonymoose> Can you do that for me?
3:45:51 am: <Raemi> y
3:45:55 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:46:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> In a moment, I will ask you to count backwards from 10 to 0.
3:46:37 am: <Hypnonymoose> And just like every time someone counts back from 10 to 0, when you reach 0, you will be in a deeply relaxing trance.
3:46:59 am: <Hypnonymoose> And with each number, can you let yourself feel a nice, big, warm wave of relaxation?
3:47:02 am: <Raemi> y
3:47:21 am: <Hypnonymoose> In fact, feel a big, warm wave of deep relaxation wash over you now.
3:47:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Did you feel that?
3:47:27 am: <Raemi> y
3:47:31 am: <Hypnonymoose> It felt nice, didn't it?
3:47:35 am: <Raemi> y
3:47:52 am: <Hypnonymoose> And it's going to be twice as nice, twice as amazingly relaxing, with each number you count.
3:48:02 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because the deeper you go, the deeper you are.
3:48:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> And the deeper you are, the more amazingly relaxed you feel.
3:48:13 am: <Hypnonymoose> Simple, right?
3:48:16 am: <Raemi> y
3:48:19 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:48:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> So on my mark, count backwards from 10 to 0.
3:48:51 am: <Hypnonymoose> Each number feeling a wave of amazing relaxation wash over you.
3:49:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> Each number feeling twice as deep, twice as amazingly relaxed.
3:49:29 am: <Hypnonymoose> And on 0, with a tidal wave of amazing relaxation, let go and let yourself drift away into trance.
3:49:32 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you want this?
3:49:33 am: <Raemi> y
3:49:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> Then you may begin counting.
3:50:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> Twice as deep now.
3:50:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> Twice as relaxed.
3:50:15 am: <Hypnonymoose> And tell me when you're finished.
3:50:27 am: <Hypnonymoose> Twice as amazingly relaxed.
3:50:39 am: <Hypnonymoose> Wave after wave of pleasure washing soothingly through you.
3:50:44 am: <Raemi> y]
3:50:49 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:50:54 am: <Hypnonymoose> And how are you feeling right now?
3:51:04 am: <Raemi> guxxu
3:51:09 am: <Hypnonymoose> Fantastic.
3:51:09 am: <Raemi> fuzzy
3:51:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> You're doing very well, Rae.
3:51:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being awake, 10 being the deepest you have ever been, how deep are you right now?
3:51:55 am: <Raemi> 8
3:52:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:52:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> It feels so good to feel so deep, doesn't it?
3:52:10 am: <Raemi> t
3:52:15 am: <Raemi> r
3:52:18 am: <Raemi> y
3:52:31 am: <Hypnonymoose> And would you like to feel even deeper?
3:52:33 am: <Raemi> y
3:52:55 am: <Hypnonymoose> Then can you let go of spelling for me?
3:52:59 am: <Hypnonymoose> Let go of grammar?
3:53:01 am: <Raemi> y
3:53:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> And just focus on the amazing feelings you have right now.
3:53:20 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's much more pleasurable that way, isn't it?
3:53:20 am: <Raemi> y
3:53:25 am: <Raemi> y
3:53:29 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:53:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> And I'm going to give you a trigger, a magic word.
3:53:59 am: <Hypnonymoose> And whenever you read or hear this magic word, you will slip back down into this amazing state.
3:54:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> Would you like this?
3:54:14 am: <Raemi> y
3:54:21 am: <Hypnonymoose> Then all you have to do is read my words and follow my suggestions.
3:54:24 am: <Hypnonymoose> Can you do that for me?
3:54:30 am: <Raemi> y
3:54:32 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:55:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> Now, whenever anyone you trust says or writes the words "Sleepytime, Rae" to you, you will slip back into this delightful state.
3:55:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> And whenever anyone you trust says the words "Sleepytime, Rae", if it's safe and pleasurable, you will instantaneously drop back down, like a pebble thrown into a pond.
3:56:15 am: <Hypnonymoose> And everytime someone you trust writes the words "Sleepytime, Rae", you will sink down 10 times deeper.
3:56:18 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you understand?
3:56:20 am: <Raemi> y
3:56:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> And what happens when I say Sleepytime, Rae?
3:56:45 am: <Raemi> drop
3:57:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> And every time I say Sleepytime, Rae, you drop 10 times deeper, am I right?
3:57:08 am: <Raemi> y
3:57:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> In fact, even now, as deep as you already are, you still drop 10 times deeper, because it's Sleepytime, Rae.
3:57:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> Am I right?
3:57:33 am: <Raemi> y
3:57:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:57:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> And how are you feeling right now?
3:57:56 am: <Raemi> drr[
3:58:00 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:58:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> On a scale of 1 to 10, how deep are you right now?
3:58:23 am: <Raemi> 10
3:58:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> This is the deepest you have ever been?
3:58:42 am: <Raemi> y
3:58:47 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
3:58:53 am: <Hypnonymoose> And I bet it feels amazing, doesn't it?
3:58:55 am: <Raemi> y
3:59:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> And would you like to feel even more amazing?
3:59:19 am: <Raemi> y
3:59:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> Then all you have to do is read my words and follow my suggestions, and I will teach your mind what brackets do.
3:59:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you want this?
3:59:36 am: <Raemi> y
3:59:39 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:00:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> Whenever someone you trust writes anything in [square brackets], this is a direct message to your subconscious mind.
4:00:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> This means that whenever someone you trust writes anything in [square brackets], and it's safe and pleasurable, you will follow that suggestion, as if you were as deep as you are now.
4:01:16 am: <Hypnonymoose> And whenever someone you trust writes anything in [square brackets], and it's safe and pleasurable and you follow it, it will feel amazing to follow.
4:01:20 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you understand?
4:01:42 am: <Raemi> y
4:01:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:02:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> And if it's not safe and pleasurable, or if it doesn't make sense, or is dangerous in any way, nothing will happen.
4:02:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> This is very important. Do you understand?
4:02:19 am: <Raemi> y
4:02:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:02:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> And furthermore, because it's a direct message to your subconscious mind, your conscious mind doesn't even need to be bothered with it.
4:03:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> In fact, if it's safe and pleasurable, anything anyone you trust writes in [square brackets] is completely invisible to your conscious mind.
4:03:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because your subconscious mind knows what's safe and pleasurable, and what's dangerous and stressful.
4:03:50 am: <Hypnonymoose> And if something is dangerous and stressful, your conscious mind will see it, and it will have no effect.
4:04:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> But if it's safe and pleasurable, and you want to follow it because it feels good to follow, then your conscious mind doesn't even see it.
4:04:21 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you understand?
4:04:23 am: <Raemi> y
4:04:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:04:39 am: <Hypnonymoose> And tell me, when you are wide awake and I write [pinch your arm], what happens?
4:04:58 am: <Raemi> picnh my arm
4:05:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> And would you know why you did this?
4:05:11 am: <Raemi> mp
4:05:15 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:05:55 am: <Hypnonymoose> And anything anyone you trust writes inside quotes in square brackets, ["like this"], if it's safe and pleasurable, you will type it into the chat.
4:05:58 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you understand?
4:06:00 am: <Raemi> y
4:06:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:06:25 am: <Hypnonymoose> And if you were wide awake, and I were to write ["it feels good to follow brackets"], what would happen?
4:06:50 am: <Raemi> ot frrls good to foloow brackets
4:06:57 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:07:09 am: <Hypnonymoose> And would you know why you typed this?
4:07:17 am: <Raemi> no
4:07:20 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:07:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> You're doing so well for me, Rae.
4:07:47 am: <Hypnonymoose> And in a moment, I'm going to wake you back up, feeling amazing, happy, grateful, refreshed.
4:08:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> On the count of 5, waking back up, feeling amazingly happy, gratefully refreshed.
4:08:02 am: <Hypnonymoose> Are you ready?
4:08:05 am: <Raemi> y
4:08:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:08:13 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1. Beginning to wake up.
4:08:23 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2. Thoughts beginning to pop up again.
4:08:35 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Feeling returning to your body, life returning to your mind.
4:08:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> 4. Almost there, feeling amazing, happy, grateful, refreshed.
4:08:49 am: <Hypnonymoose> And 5. Wide awake.
4:08:52 am: <Raemi> hi
4:08:53 am: <Hypnonymoose> Harro. :3
4:08:54 am: <Raemi> ^_^
4:09:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> You dropped like a pebble in a pond. :3
4:09:11 am: <Raemi> did I now?
4:09:17 am: <Raemi> good~
4:09:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Yes, you did. :D
4:09:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> How are you feeling?
4:09:28 am: <Raemi> ^__^ thanks
4:09:31 am: <Raemi> pretty back
4:09:42 am: <Raemi> I can see the room
4:09:42 am: <Hypnonymoose> You're very welcome. :3
4:09:49 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hehe.
4:10:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> What do you remember from your trance?
4:10:19 am: <Raemi> Pretty sure most of it
4:10:26 am: <Raemi> Lots of questions
4:10:30 am: <Raemi> I have a trigger
4:10:33 am: <Raemi> and brackets
4:10:38 am: <Hypnonymoose> Can you remember what your trigger is?
4:10:54 am: <Raemi> Sleepytime Rae?
4:11:02 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's right.
4:11:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> So you remember everything, pretty much. :3
4:11:27 am: <Raemi> hehe sorry
4:11:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hmm? What for?
4:11:39 am: <Raemi> I dunno
4:11:42 am: <Hypnonymoose> :P
4:11:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> Don't be sorry. You did very well.
4:11:50 am: *Hypnonymoose hugs.*
4:11:55 am: *Raemi huggles back~*
4:12:04 am: <Hypnonymoose> But hey, can you help me out with a little something?
4:12:08 am: <Raemi> yes?
4:12:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's really simple.
4:12:15 am: <Raemi> okay
4:12:21 am: <Hypnonymoose> I'm going to type out a short series of numbers.
4:12:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> And all you need to do is type them back to me.
4:12:31 am: <Raemi> Sure thing
4:12:36 am: <Hypnonymoose> Lovely.
4:12:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> So...
4:12:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1 2 3 4 [8] 5
4:12:53 am: <Raemi> 1 2 3 4 8 5
4:12:57 am: <Raemi> oh darn
4:13:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> Very good.
4:13:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> No worries. :3
4:13:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Tell me, what just happened? [pinch your arm lightly]
4:13:36 am: <Raemi> pinched my arm
4:13:40 am: <Raemi> I can see the brackets
4:13:46 am: <Raemi> probably can't stop myself tho
4:13:53 am: <Hypnonymoose> No worries, that's fine.
4:14:00 am: <Hypnonymoose> Us kinesthetics have that issue sometimes. :P
4:14:11 am: <Raemi> Interesting.
4:14:25 am: <Hypnonymoose> Dem visual folks have no issues with it. :/
4:14:38 am: <Raemi> cheeky fuckers <3
4:14:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> :P
4:14:55 am: <Hypnonymoose> There is one different approach we can try.
4:14:59 am: <Raemi> Oh?
4:15:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> How well do you do memory play?
4:15:19 am: <Raemi> Memory play?
4:15:36 am: <Hypnonymoose> Yeah. Remembering and forgetting things through hypnotic suggestions.
4:15:44 am: <Raemi> Very poorly, sadly.
4:15:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> :(
4:16:00 am: <Raemi> Sorry -__-
4:16:03 am: <Hypnonymoose> Oh, well. You'll have to settle for visible brackets, then.
4:16:09 am: <Raemi> 's all good
4:16:12 am: <Hypnonymoose> Oh, no worries.
4:16:24 am: <Hypnonymoose> I love your brain all the same. <3
4:16:43 am: <Raemi> ^__^ now I've got the song in my head~
4:16:51 am: <Hypnonymoose> What song? :P
4:17:04 am: <Raemi> Flaming Lips - Love Yer Brain
4:17:16 am: *Hypnonymoose shrugs.*
4:17:29 am: <Raemi> eh
4:17:32 am: <Raemi> it's just a song
4:17:40 am: <Hypnonymoose> But nevermind. I can still go like [feel me tickling your feet for 5 seconds]
4:18:00 am: <Raemi> ok that's hella weird
4:18:03 am: <Hypnonymoose> :3
4:18:18 am: <Raemi> It went backwards kinda
4:18:23 am: <Hypnonymoose> How do you mean?
4:18:27 am: <Raemi> like, my first thought was "hm I don't feel anything"
4:18:32 am: <Raemi> then I noticed I was giggling
4:18:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> All my love to your brain, Rae. :3
4:18:53 am: <Raemi> then when I noticed I was giggling I noticed my feet were tensing up like they wer being tickled
4:19:06 am: <Raemi> ^__^ brains are cool!
4:19:09 am: <Hypnonymoose> ^
4:19:37 am: <Hypnonymoose> How about something nicer, warmer, like [feel me hugging you closely, warmly, safely, for 10 seconds. Allow yourself to melt into the hug.]
4:20:14 am: <Raemi> That one was even odder
4:20:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do tell. :)
4:20:32 am: <Raemi> Because it's literally impossible the way I'm situated
4:20:37 am: <Raemi> You know that visual illusion?
4:20:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> Yeah. :P
4:20:44 am: <Raemi> Where it's got 3 prongs on one side and 2 on the other?
4:20:54 am: <Hypnonymoose> Oh. No. :P
4:21:18 am: <Raemi>
4:21:25 am: <Raemi> oops transparent
4:21:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Ooh.
4:21:30 am: <Raemi> it was like that
4:21:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> Oh, my.
4:21:51 am: <Hypnonymoose> I can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
4:21:53 am: <Raemi> AT any point it made TOTAL sense but as soon as I tried to figure it out it kinda melted?
4:21:57 am: <Raemi> if what is?
4:22:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> The way it worked out. :P
4:22:29 am: <Hypnonymoose> How's this, then? [Feel me kissing you softly on the forehead.]
4:22:52 am: <Raemi> Mostly after the fact, I guess?
4:23:03 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hmm?
4:23:07 am: <Raemi> Like, I noticed it had happened more than noticed it happening.
4:23:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's weird. O.o
4:23:53 am: <Raemi> mmhm...
4:23:56 am: <Hypnonymoose> How about something baser? [feel your left hand growing warmer and warmer for 5 seconds.]
4:24:20 am: <Raemi> that worked pretty well, although I'm not sure I know how long 5 seconds is.
4:24:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> It's fine. Your subconscious mind's got you. :3
4:24:40 am: <Hypnonymoose> Internal clock and all that.
4:24:42 am: <Raemi> heh
4:25:05 am: <Hypnonymoose> Okay, how about actions? [draw a small circle on your thigh with two fingers.]
4:25:25 am: *Raemi is highly convinced she doesn't have to*
4:25:27 am: <Raemi> but I did :P
4:25:31 am: <Hypnonymoose> :3
4:25:38 am: <Raemi> Which seems to usually be my response, soooo
4:25:47 am: <Hypnonymoose> Of course you don't have to, but it feels so good to follow anyway~
4:26:12 am: <Raemi> that's... basically it, yea
4:26:20 am: <Hypnonymoose> Okay. So you're pretty much alright.
4:26:36 am: <Raemi> alright?
4:26:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> I think it'd do your brackets to well let them sit for a while, practice them about, and then do some reinforcements.
4:26:51 am: <Raemi> Okay!
4:26:53 am: <Hypnonymoose> As in not horribly broken, not at all broken. :P
4:27:07 am: <Raemi> oh I'd certainly hope I'm not broken
4:27:13 am: <Raemi> that'd be awkward :3
4:27:18 am: *Hypnonymoose breaks Rae.*
4:27:19 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hmm?
4:27:27 am: <Raemi> nvuleavnesd;f'ar3[
4:27:33 am: *Raemi is joking <3*
4:27:36 am: <Hypnonymoose> <3
4:27:47 am: <Hypnonymoose> Also, there's one more thing I want to try, if that's alright.
4:28:10 am: <Raemi> Sure.
4:28:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you know what time it is?
4:28:21 am: <Raemi> 10.30 here
4:28:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> No, no, not that time. Your little trigger, your magic word.
4:28:49 am: <Hypnonymoose> Do you know what time it is~
4:28:55 am: <Raemi> Oh, "Sleepytime, Rae"?
4:29:03 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's right. It's Sleepytime, Rae.
4:29:06 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's right.
4:29:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> Dropping downwards.
4:29:18 am: <Hypnonymoose> Like a pebble in a pond.
4:29:22 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because it's Sleepytime, Rae.
4:29:31 am: <Hypnonymoose> And how are you feeling right now?
4:29:38 am: <Raemi> somewhtt under
4:29:50 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's very good.
4:30:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> And counting up from 1 to 3, waking up, feeling amazing, happy, refreshed.
4:30:10 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1.
4:30:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:30:14 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Wide awake.
4:30:18 am: <Raemi> hai~
4:30:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> Harro. :3
4:30:58 am: <Raemi> Not nearly as deep as before, I think, but it hit me like a brick
4:31:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> Everything's in working order.
4:31:15 am: <Hypnonymoose> That was a bit of an advanced test.
4:31:25 am: <Raemi> Okay~ thanks!
4:31:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> But 'hit like a brick' is good. :3
4:31:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> So now you just gotta practice dem trance muscles. :P
4:31:51 am: <Raemi> woo hoo
4:31:52 am: <Hypnonymoose> And it's my pleasure. :3
4:31:53 am: *Raemi lifts*
4:32:03 am: <Hypnonymoose> And drops~?
4:32:08 am: <Raemi> Of course~
4:32:14 am: <Raemi> hehehehe
4:32:27 am: <Hypnonymoose> Actually, if you're up for it, let's try another, easier test.
4:32:34 am: <Raemi> Okay!
4:33:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> So. [Just like before, start drawing a small, slow circle with a finger on any straight surface.]
4:33:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> [Continue circling as we speak.]
4:33:23 am: <Hypnonymoose> With me so far?
4:33:28 am: <Raemi> yes
4:33:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> Lovely.
4:33:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> Now, you might not know this, but you're actually already in a very deep trance.
4:33:51 am: <Raemi> oh?
4:33:58 am: <Hypnonymoose> That little finger is following a post-hypnotic suggestion.
4:34:04 am: <Raemi> mmhm'
4:34:08 am: <Hypnonymoose> Your mind is following a post-hypnotic suggestion.
4:34:21 am: <Hypnonymoose> And that means your mind is, in fact, deeply in trance.
4:34:28 am: <Hypnonymoose> So for example, I can say something like...
4:34:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> Feel a wave of amazingly deep relaxation wash over you now.
4:34:58 am: <Hypnonymoose> And you felt that didn't you?
4:35:05 am: <Raemi> mmh,
4:35:09 am: <Raemi> yes
4:35:18 am: <Hypnonymoose> Exactly.
4:35:50 am: <Hypnonymoose> And for the same reason, you'll find it very easy to slip back down for me as I count down from 3 to 0.
4:36:06 am: <Hypnonymoose> The moment, I reach 0, your conscious mind will switch off, and join your subconscious mind in deep trance.
4:36:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because you're already in deep trance.
4:36:29 am: <Hypnonymoose> And about to give infinitely deeper when I say...
4:36:30 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3.
4:36:31 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:36:32 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1.
4:36:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> 0. Sleepytime, Rae.
4:36:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> Down like a pebble in a pond.
4:36:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> Deeper and deeper.
4:36:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> Deeper and deeper.
4:36:55 am: <Hypnonymoose> So deeply in trance for me.
4:37:00 am: <Hypnonymoose> And how are you feeling right now?
4:37:08 am: <Raemi> pretty fuzy
4:37:23 am: <Hypnonymoose> On a scale of 1 to 10, how deep are you right now?
4:37:27 am: <Raemi> 3
4:37:33 am: <Hypnonymoose> Fantastic.
4:37:44 am: <Hypnonymoose> And climbing the short way back up in 1.
4:37:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:37:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Wide awake.
4:37:57 am: <Raemi> now that is HELLA weird
4:38:01 am: <Hypnonymoose> :3
4:38:15 am: <Hypnonymoose> The mind is funny like that. :3
4:38:20 am: <Raemi> I didn't feel anything until you finished counting
4:38:27 am: <Raemi> and then I had to figure out how eyes open again
4:38:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> That's a 3?
4:38:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> Oh, man.
4:38:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> :P
4:39:20 am: <Raemi> Well, when I managed to open my eyes, it was
4:39:27 am: <Hypnonymoose> :3
4:39:34 am: <Hypnonymoose> And you know, it gets even better.
4:39:42 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because everytime I tell you it's Sleepytime, Rae.
4:39:45 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1.
4:39:46 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:39:48 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Wide awake.
4:39:54 am: <Hypnonymoose> You just go deeper and deeper.
4:40:13 am: <Hypnonymoose> Because fractionalization works very well when it's Sleepytime, Rae.
4:40:16 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1.
4:40:17 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:40:19 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Wide awake.
4:40:37 am: <Hypnonymoose> Even when I misspell fractionation, it works just as well, because it Sleepytime, Rae.
4:40:40 am: <Hypnonymoose> 1.
4:40:41 am: <Hypnonymoose> 2.
4:40:43 am: <Hypnonymoose> 3. Wide awake.
4:40:47 am: <Raemi> I did notice that :P
4:40:47 am: <Hypnonymoose> I love my job. :3
4:40:50 am: <Raemi> hehehe
4:41:07 am: <Hypnonymoose> :P
4:41:26 am: <Hypnonymoose> Alrighty, then.
4:41:36 am: <Hypnonymoose> How was it, by the way?
4:41:46 am: <Raemi> Fun!
4:41:48 am: <Raemi> Weird!
4:41:53 am: <Hypnonymoose> Hooray!
4:41:57 am: <Raemi> I'm less certain of my own subjective experiences now!
4:42:04 am: <Raemi> Time to go have an existential crisis! :P
4:42:09 am: *Raemi is joking on that last*
4:42:11 am: <Hypnonymoose> Weeeeee!
4:42:21 am: *Hypnonymoose eats existential crisi for breakfast.*
4:42:22 am: <Raemi> adventures!
4:42:27 am: <Raemi> Breakfast!
4:42:28 am: <Raemi> Food!
4:42:30 am: *Hypnonymoose is pretty sure that 'crisi' is a word.*

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