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  1. 15-10-2009  20:10:54  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I'm bored
  2. 15-10-2009  20:11:07  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Tell me interesting stories
  3. 15-10-2009  20:11:08  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  pick.your.nose
  4. 15-10-2009  20:11:13  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Did that
  5. 15-10-2009  20:11:18  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  hm
  6. 15-10-2009  20:11:22  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.don't.really.have.any
  7. 15-10-2009  20:11:27  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Neither do I
  8. 15-10-2009  20:11:41  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  uhmm
  9. 15-10-2009  20:12:12  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i'm.off.to.a.gig.soon
  10. 15-10-2009  20:12:21  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  but.i'm.playing.the.waiting.game.which.sucks
  11. 15-10-2009  20:12:26  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  unless you want to hear about zoology
  12. 15-10-2009  20:12:39  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  meaning.i.have.to.wait.until.my.friend.tells.me.to.leave.the.damn.house.to.meet.her
  13. 15-10-2009  20:12:47  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  a her  
  14. 15-10-2009  20:13:00  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  not.that.kind.of.her
  15. 15-10-2009  20:13:04  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  ah
  16. 15-10-2009  20:13:07  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  no copulating?
  17. 15-10-2009  20:13:21  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  no.fornication
  18. 15-10-2009  20:14:22  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  she's not attractive then?
  19. 15-10-2009  20:14:36  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  Nope
  20. 15-10-2009  20:14:54  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  then why are you going to a party with her
  21. 15-10-2009  20:17:31  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  You have female friends?
  22. 15-10-2009  20:17:42  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  yerh
  23. 15-10-2009  20:17:46  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  seriously
  24. 15-10-2009  20:17:50  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  that works for you?
  25. 15-10-2009  20:17:55  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  it.does
  26. 15-10-2009  20:17:57  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  weird
  27. 15-10-2009  20:18:09  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  over.the.weekend.i.stayed.at.my.other.female.friends.dorm
  28. 15-10-2009  20:18:10  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I've never met a girl that I found interesting enough to befriend
  29. 15-10-2009  20:18:23  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  which.was.boring
  30. 15-10-2009  20:18:24  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  haha
  31. 15-10-2009  20:18:27  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I only see them as potential mates
  32. 15-10-2009  20:18:54  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Plus they never shut up
  33. 15-10-2009  20:19:12  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  and I have a very low tolerance for bullshit
  34. 15-10-2009  20:19:20  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  ah
  35. 15-10-2009  20:19:24  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.like.people.who.talk.alot
  36. 15-10-2009  20:19:32  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  saves.me.making.the.effort.for.a.conversation
  37. 15-10-2009  20:19:43  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  unless.i.enjoy.talking.to.them
  38. 15-10-2009  20:19:45  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  well people who talk alot have a tendency to say very little that is actually interesting or relevant
  39. 15-10-2009  20:19:47  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  but.that.rarely.happens
  40. 15-10-2009  20:20:07  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I have this friend
  41. 15-10-2009  20:20:14  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  and we have the shortest conversations ever
  42. 15-10-2009  20:20:22  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  but that's cause we don't really need words to understand eachother
  43. 15-10-2009  20:20:25  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  it's pretty awesome
  44. 15-10-2009  20:20:37  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  sometimes we just grunt  
  45. 15-10-2009  20:20:47  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  that's pure awesome
  46. 15-10-2009  20:21:13  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  When I'm drunk I get talkative though
  47. 15-10-2009  20:21:21  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  but the same is true of most people
  48. 15-10-2009  20:21:38  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  are you still there?
  49. 15-10-2009  20:21:48  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  yip
  50. 15-10-2009  20:21:52  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  lol
  51. 15-10-2009  20:21:59  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  it sucks though
  52. 15-10-2009  20:22:14  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  like a few weeks back
  53. 15-10-2009  20:22:22  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I hit on this chick in a bar
  54. 15-10-2009  20:22:26  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  cause I was drunk as shit
  55. 15-10-2009  20:22:34  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  and for some reason I actually managed to be charming or w/e
  56. 15-10-2009  20:22:40  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I guess I had a lucky break or something
  57. 15-10-2009  20:22:54  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  and now she keeps sitting next to me in class and stuff
  58. 15-10-2009  20:22:57  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  it's annoying
  59. 15-10-2009  20:23:08  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  cause in the sober light of day her personality kinda sucks
  60. 15-10-2009  20:23:28  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I guess her skimpy outfit and alcohol hid that fact
  61. 15-10-2009  20:23:33  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  lmao
  62. 15-10-2009  20:23:36  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  hahah
  63. 15-10-2009  20:23:44  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  so now I just grunt to her
  64. 15-10-2009  20:23:49  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  but she doesn't get the message
  65. 15-10-2009  20:24:29  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  they.never.do
  66. 15-10-2009  20:24:59  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  I.hate.feeling.like.i.need.to.say.something...and.force.words.out.of.my.mouth
  67. 15-10-2009  20:25:24  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  ye
  68. 15-10-2009  20:25:33  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Shit is awkward
  69. 15-10-2009  20:25:41  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  ja
  70. 15-10-2009  20:26:21  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  on a related note
  71. 15-10-2009  20:26:28  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  I hate mind numbing social niceties
  72. 15-10-2009  20:26:37  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  yip
  73. 15-10-2009  20:32:55  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  what's the name of that smurf
  74. 15-10-2009  20:33:00  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  the one that always complains
  75. 15-10-2009  20:33:04  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  how is he called in english?
  76. 15-10-2009  20:33:18  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.have.no.idea
  77. 15-10-2009  20:34:01  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  Grouchy smurf?
  78. 15-10-2009  20:34:08  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  that's what people used to call me
  79. 15-10-2009  20:34:11  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  Bjorn.SMurf
  80. 15-10-2009  20:34:11  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  when I was younger
  81. 15-10-2009  20:35:15  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  My other nickname was Scrooge Mcduck
  82. 15-10-2009  20:38:24  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  as you can tell I'm just full of good qualities lol
  83. 15-10-2009  20:38:49  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  you.are
  84. 15-10-2009  20:38:55  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.am.gunna.visit.you.one.day
  85. 15-10-2009  20:38:59  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.think.we'd.have.a.good.time
  86. 15-10-2009  20:39:04  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  at.failing.to.pick.up.chicks
  87. 15-10-2009  20:39:08  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  lol
  88. 15-10-2009  20:39:12  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  but.maybe.my.british.accent.might.lure.them.in
  89. 15-10-2009  20:40:35  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  perhaps
  90. 15-10-2009  20:41:04  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  It probably doesn't work the other way around
  91. 15-10-2009  20:41:12  (*)Bjorn  Jamie  girls in england would probably dislike my accent lol
  92. 15-10-2009  20:41:54  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  i.wouldn't
  93. 15-10-2009  20:41:58  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  gotta.run.man
  94. 15-10-2009  20:42:00  Jamie  (*)Bjorn  <3
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