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  1. [16:51:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> At the front door was a Psycho Master so worried his eyes were almost open.
  2. [16:51:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But
  3. [16:51:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They
  4. [16:51:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Weren't
  5. [16:53:40] * Melons thrusts her thumb generically towards the forest. "It's handled, mask's broken, blahblahblah."
  6. [16:54:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga is scowling as you do the report, like she's mad she couldn't do everything herself.
  7. [16:54:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mistral's already disappeared. Figures.
  8. [16:56:16] <Melons> But most importantly: WHAT OF THE PUPSTER?!
  9. [16:56:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doge is right beside you, panting happily. Psycho Master nods to you. "Your friend has already brought him in, so I was already aware."
  10. [16:57:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The doors open of their own accord behind him as he starts levitating backwards into the building.
  11. [16:58:28] <Melons> Melanie starts following him. "So what exactly is the exit exam for a place like this? Is it like a martial arts movie where I can leave once I can make you open your eyes?"
  12. [16:59:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He smiles. "No, you can simply leave as soon as you desire to. Do you think you've learned enough?" He's leading you through the hallways, backwards, seemingly to the cafeteria or maybe a classroom.
  13. [17:00:50] <Melons> "Um...well I mean...I guess I'm feeling pretty good about it...but uh..." She glances back at Mister Puppy and Aurora borealis. "...maybe I'm just seasick."
  14. [17:01:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doge is following along, as is Auriga, who looks like she doens't want to be caught dead with all of you. Psycho Master eventually stops at a door, which opens up to reveal a classroom, with all of the other students sans Bowman. Even Mistral is here, no longer disguising it up. "Well, it's time for class, so..."
  15. [17:02:26] <Melons> "Rightright..." She ducks in to find a seat.
  16. [17:03:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Phantasia is there as well, and it just so happens that the most readily available seat is right next to her.
  17. [17:05:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master is giving his usual rigamarole about the pencil exercise (now a bit shorter, as there aren't any new students) and levitating pencils over to all the desks as he speaks. Auriga sees her pencil reach her desk and grimaces a bit.
  18. [17:05:29] <Phantasia> She looks up from her knitting to acknowledge Mel's presence, and uses her hand to beckon Mel toward her. "Please do come hither. I would most certainly find your company an amusing diversion."
  19. [17:06:35] <Melons> Melanie's nose wrinkles a mite at the ghostsmell, but she forces a nod and a small smile as she takes the seat.
  20. [17:11:13] <Phantasia> It's actually somewhat bearable right this instant, luckily for you, Mel. Phantasia's sopping wet, though it does little to divert her from her knitting. Seems someone had attacked her with a ginormous water hose earlier in the day.
  21. [17:11:21] <Phantasia> Or some kind of liquidy assault.
  22. [17:11:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master begins barking out orders for the telekinetic pencilstuffs. "LEFT! RIGHT!"
  23. [17:11:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doge has the pencil in his mouth and moves his head LEFT RIGHT
  24. [17:11:51] <Melons> Mel's too busy staring at the ghost trying to figure out how one gets a ghost wet. I mean...it's...it's a ghost...can you do that? Is that a thing?
  25. [17:15:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master barks in the next round of orders. "UP UP DOWN DOWN UP UP UP UP!" Doge furiously moves his head to keep up, and Auriga tries moving her pencil only to make it EXPLODE into flames, the girl squealing in panic and then hiding under her desk.
  26. [17:16:34] <Phantasia> Phantasia doesn't even seem the slightest bit out of focus from her knitting as a pencil actually does float about before her. However, it seems the patchwork eye on the thing she's knitting's following the movement of the pencil. ... At least, until Auriga's pencil bursts into flames, at which point only then does she lift her head up to relish in Auriga's suffering and give one of
  27. [17:16:34] <Phantasia> those 'domestic' chuckles. "People do tend to find humor in others' misfortune. Mortal or not, I am no exception to such a generalization."
  28. [17:16:41] * Doxy (popeperfid@6F32479D.B7BD9F68.760B5D8.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  29. [17:17:33] * Doxy (popeperfid@6F32479D.B7BD9F68.760B5D8.IP) has joined #YouAreAPirate
  30. [17:18:05] <Melons> Meanghost is mean. "Yo, Arugula, you okay? Why's a pyrokinetic trying to move a pencil anyways?" Although talking over the teacher is also probably mean.
  31. [17:20:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Up Down Left Right HALVE!"
  32. [17:20:56] <Phantasia> "She will be once the source of her anxiety is dispelled." Phantasia walks over to Auriga's desk, then takes her hair and squeezes it like a sponge, causing water to pour over and extinguish the fire.
  33. [17:21:44] <Phantasia> "I expect your gratitude in full at a later point in time," she says before doing a 180 and returning to her seat.
  34. [17:21:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The students go through the motions, then halve their pencils, leavin gthem floating together. "PLUS X CARAT GREATER THAN LESS THAN!"
  35. [17:23:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Several students screw this part up, but Psycho Master keeps going. "Swordfight yapping dog hyphen explode!" All of those motions, and then yet again the pencils BREAK INTO LITTLE ITTY BITTY PIECES
  36. [17:23:16] * Melons cracks her pencil in half lengthwise, removing the graphite and shattering it into enough pieces to just make pictures in the air with. "Wait, is she actually afraid of fire? I thought she just wasn't any good at using her power. I get it now."
  37. [17:24:38] * Telume (vash@sux-72AA5B5F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #YouAreAPirate
  38. [17:24:50] * Telume (vash@sux-72AA5B5F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited)
  39. [17:29:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He takes in a breath. "I see some of our students aren't trying quite as hard as I had hoped, but you're here on your own will, so you won't be coerced. Next activity..." He starts going in to drills meant for other students, eventually reaching Phantasia. "And now for those with Ghostly powers..." His eyebrows crease as he thinks over the exercise...
  40. [17:29:34] <Melons> Ohshitthat'sme.
  41. [17:30:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Surprise someone." It's a simple command, but he grins a bit too widely as he gives it.
  42. [17:30:41] <Phantasia> "Indeed she is. It's a shame, too, the poor fleshy one. She makes the loveliest of fireworks displays." Phantasia looks up at Psycho Master once he brings up Ghostly powers. "At last, finally an endeavor worthy of my attention."
  43. [17:31:20] <Phantasia> A sinister grin curls up on Phantasia's face.
  44. [17:31:29] <Phantasia> It reeks of eeevil.
  45. [17:31:59] <Phantasia> ... Okay, not quite evil, but the fact she's staring at poor Auriga can only mean bad things.
  46. [17:32:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga had just gotten to actually sitting in her chair, too! The girl tries staring you down, giving her toughest, meanest glare.
  47. [17:32:47] <Melons> Melanie ultrafrowns.
  48. [17:34:52] <Phantasia> She retrieves a box from her bag, the kind you usually put clothes in, then takes the ribbon from her hair and wraps it up with her. "Fear not, Auriga. I mean you no harm." She walks over to Auriga, holding the box before her. "A gift. Consider yourself blessed to receive such regalia from someone of my stature."
  49. [17:36:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga SIGHS and takes the box, opening it slowly. "Fiiine..."
  50. [17:36:44] <Melons> "W-Wait, don't trust her!"
  51. [17:37:19] <Phantasia> The box opens.
  52. [17:37:47] <Phantasia> And a plume of ghastly blue flames bursts out from it! It makes a skull and crossbones pattern.
  53. [17:38:26] <Phantasia> And floats in the air, inching ever closer to Auriga.
  54. [17:42:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The girl throws the box off her desk and hides under said desk, squealing!
  55. [17:42:53] <Phantasia> "And now that I've completed the assignment, allow me to actually present you with your gift." She reaches inside the bag, and removes a stylish cloak that matches with Auriga's hair. She shakes it so the entirety of the cloak is visible before tossing it over the skull-and-crossbones fire 'creature' ... Thing... Instantly dispelling it. "You need no longer fear your own merits, for
  56. [17:42:53] <Phantasia> this cloak shall keep you safe from all incendiary harm." ... Or however you spell that word. Botherer can't into spelling.
  57. [17:43:33] <Melons> "But...did you actually complete your assignment? I mean, if the surprise was expected, it wasn't much of a surprise, right?"
  58. [17:44:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga carefully gets up from under the desk and takes the cloak. "U-um, thanks..." She shakes her head. "I-it's not like I like it or anything!" HMPH!
  59. [17:45:29] <Phantasia> "If that's the case, I suggest you not look behind you, Miss Ipu. Otherwise that surprise will be ruined as well."
  60. [17:46:25] <Melons> "Oh come now, that's the oldest trick in the book. I WON'T look behind me!" Turnaroundturnaroundturnaroundturnaroundturnaround. Nope, not doing it.
  61. [17:46:59] <Phantasia> "Suit yourself, then." Poke, poke.
  62. [17:47:08] <Phantasia> Mel, you feel something poking you on your shoulder.
  63. [17:48:05] <Melons> ...What kind of something?
  64. [17:48:48] <Phantasia> Well, for one thing, it feels like a singular mass. A large one, at that. Gimme an Intuition check if you would.
  65. [17:49:50] <Melons> 2d6-2 I'm not that into it. Getit?
  66. [17:49:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, I'm not that into it. Getit?: 9 [2d6=5,6]
  67. [17:50:06] <Phantasia> That was a bad joke.
  68. [17:50:09] <Phantasia> But a good roll.
  69. [17:50:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nice roll, too bad your attribute sucks
  70. [17:50:23] <Melons> YOUR attribute sucks! ;-;
  71. [17:50:45] <Phantasia> If you had to guess, Mel. Just by the way it's pressing into your shoulder, with a little bit of bend to it...
  72. [17:50:48] <Phantasia> You'd say it's a giant finger.
  73. [17:50:55] <Phantasia> Probably attached to a hand.
  74. [17:51:27] <Phantasia> But you can't be sure of that without turning around.
  75. [17:51:47] <Melons> "...Mister Puppy, sic 'em!"
  76. [17:52:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "WOOF!" Doge jumps up and tries tackling whatever it is.
  77. [17:53:03] <Phantasia> Doge jumps over Mel's shoulder, aaand... Hits the wall shortly after. You probably hear a whimper of pain.
  78. [17:53:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Whiiiiine
  79. [17:53:36] <Melons> "Mister Puppy!" Mel turns around quickly.
  80. [17:53:47] <Phantasia> And that's when Mel sees it.
  81. [17:54:07] * Telume (vash@sux-72AA5B5F.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #YouAreAPirate
  82. [17:54:13] <Phantasia> A ginormous, pallid, severed hand floating behind her.
  83. [17:54:22] <Phantasia> It's practically oozing ectoplasm, as well.
  84. [17:54:42] <Phantasia> It waggles its fingers menacingly at you.
  85. [17:55:53] <Melons> "...that's it?" IhurtMisterPuppyoverthisohwhy;-; Mel bats the hand away to go ch- ohgodectoplasmontheskinrightthat'swhatthatis.
  86. [17:56:54] <Phantasia> With a swift motion, the hand crunches up in a sort-of, kind-of fist, all the fingers bent but not curling in together, and the fingernails protract, revealing sharp, jagged, and very very painful looking claws. "Are you pleasantly surprised now?"
  87. [17:59:45] <Melons> Mel has a hard time concentrating because ectoplasm is one hell of a drug. "...pleasant, sure. But at LEAST b-buy me dinner before murdering me~."
  88. [18:02:09] <Phantasia> Phantasia makes a curtsy. "Then I believe I've successfully completed the assignment. I eagerly anticipate your surprise." She returns to her own seat.
  89. [18:02:48] <Melons> "Wait...my surprise? I'm not a ghost..."
  90. [18:04:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master remains quiet, grinning.
  91. [18:04:55] <Melons> "FUCK, I knew it, I didn't get psychic powers, I died and that's why I came here isn't it!"
  92. [18:05:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master shakes his head. "If you wish to give up, then you may do so, of course..."
  93. [18:06:58] <Melons> "Oh, well, then I'll do that." Melanie storms out of the classroom with a scowl.
  94. [18:07:29] <Melons> She doesn't wait very long before her heads pops back into the room. "Did that surprise anyone?"
  95. [18:08:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Not at all." Auriga scowls. "Saw it." Doge blinks. "Oh, you're back!"
  96. [18:08:21] <Phantasia> You caught Phantasia in the midst of saying "Such a shame. She truly did bring a spark of life to this dreadfully dull--Oh, bollocks!"
  97. [18:08:39] <Melons> :3 "Go on about how great I am!"
  98. [18:09:09] <Phantasia> Phantasia pouts. "I concede victory this round, Miss Ipu, but rest assured that you won't win so easily in our next competitive encounter."
  99. [18:09:47] <Melons> "How are you wet anyways? Did you drown? Is that how you died?...is that rude to ask?"
  100. [18:10:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master is moving on to other students now~
  101. [18:12:43] <Phantasia> "I could only wish my demise were remotely as swift as drowning. I was merely assaulted by a cascade of water balloons fired from some lunatic with a bow earlier today."
  102. [18:13:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In fact, class wraps up fairly quickly,a nd you're all dismissed to go wherever. Whether you do so or not is your choice~
  103. [18:13:11] <Melons> "...but you're a ghost...and...water balloons...aren't...ghosts..."
  104. [18:16:54] <Phantasia> "... I suppose they aren't. And thus brings an end to my charade~"
  105. [18:17:36] * Melons tries to make a question mark with her mouth. It doesn't work.
  106. [18:18:32] <Phantasia> Phantasia does one of those light claps. "Congratulations, you've ensnared me within my own web of lies. And at a much swifter pace than any of our previous classmates had, as well!"
  107. [18:18:54] <Melons> "If you suddenly say 'surprise, I'm not a ghost' I'm going to make you wish you were."
  108. [18:19:30] <Phantasia> "Is that yet another challenge I hear?"
  109. [18:20:05] <Melons> "...are you a ghost or are you not?"
  110. [18:20:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga and Doge are staring at you two. Auriga with as much vitriol as she can bring up, Doge panting happily.
  111. [18:21:44] <Phantasia> "I am most certainly not. I merely lead others to believe I am when they first arrive here for my own amusement." :>
  112. [18:21:57] <Phantasia> She's totally got the 'Yep. I'm that much of a bitch' kind of smile on her face.
  113. [18:22:02] <Melons> "So...you just don't bathe?"
  114. [18:22:47] <Phantasia> "Oh, Good lord, no! That's most unsanitary!" She looks horrified at the accusation.
  115. [18:23:17] * Melons reaches up to pinch Phantasia's cheek.
  116. [18:23:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga throws her hands up in the air, and leaves to go to her room, Doge confusedly looking back and forth between you and her before following her.
  117. [18:24:11] <Phantasia> "I merely exposed myself to the foulest concoctions I could that wouldn't burn through my flesh. Certain Weezing and Gloom extracts do wonders for that."
  118. [18:24:16] <Phantasia> Pinch pinch. Yep that's flesh alright.
  119. [18:24:44] <Phantasia> And her skin is actually really smooth.
  120. [18:26:42] <Melons> Mel is straight up carresssing Phantasia's face to make sure before realizing that this means she's touching realgirl face and retracts her hand quickly. ".....so....you just pick on Arglebargle, consuming real people time of your mortality...for fun?"
  121. [18:27:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Vick and Mistral from earlier are actually watching...until Vick sneezes and disappears and Mistral disappears after him, with a wink at Mel~
  122. [18:27:39] <Melons> WHATDOESTHATWINKMEAN,NO,STOPIT.
  123. [18:27:44] <Phantasia> "That is exactly the case."
  124. [18:28:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She did it while Mel was caressing Phan-chan's face
  125. [18:28:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You two are now alone in the classroom
  126. [18:29:07] <Phantasia> She also pulls out a bottle of some expensive-as-shit brand name lotion Mel recognizes from a commercial. ... Well, if she ever watches TV, that is. "You're free to try some for yourself if it pleases you."
  127. [18:30:27] <Melons> "...wait, you're rich, you actually know what you're doing so you don't really need the school, and you just stay to torment Auriga? I me- oh, no, that actually was correct..."
  128. [18:33:57] <Phantasia> "As if I were here of my own volition. Apparently I try my parents' patience far too much that they insisted I attend school as far from them as they could afford to send me. Which could have been anywhere but apparently they deemed this institution ideal for me."
  129. [18:33:58] <Phantasia> Shrug.
  130. [18:34:19] <Melons> "What, you can't just walk on out?"
  131. [18:36:39] <Phantasia> "Unfortunately not. As I stated before, it was my parents who enrolled me. I can only leave with their consent." A heavy sigh.
  132. [18:37:18] <Melons> "Oh...right...you're still....a kid." How does she keep forgetting this?
  133. [18:37:50] <Melons> "Because if you're not a ghost then that's still a thing...well..."
  134. [18:38:50] <Melons> "...how do they even know you're enrolled? Are there report cards? Can you fake them? Can you work something out with the Iron Eyelids? If they're not looking for you, couldn't you just make it SEEM like you're here while being out and about on your own?'
  135. [18:43:12] <Phantasia> I, uhhh... Bothy's brain broke'd on these questions. Though Phantasia's a smart girl. Hers didn't "In theory, I could be anywhere, I suppose. They merely choose to have me detained here as of present."
  136. [18:44:58] <Melons> "...that reminds me, I should probably get going...like...actually going, not just leaving the room going..."
  137. [18:46:13] <Phantasia> "A crying shame that you are." Another sigh. "This place will return to its dull, lifeless state of deplorable, predictable idiocy once more."
  138. [18:46:36] <Melons> "...you REALLY haven't been outside this place in a while have you..."
  139. [18:47:08] <Phantasia> Shake shake to affirm Mel's statement. She totally hasn't.
  140. [18:49:25] <Phantasia> "If you wish, I'll return with you to your room and help you pack your belongings back up. If I were in your position, I'd be in as much of a rush to leave as humanly possible."
  141. [18:49:37] <Melons> "...outside doesn't have people that pretend to be convincing ghosts. Doesn't have any of these weird ass doll things. Doesn't have people that are also Alakazams...or does that guy just have an awesome mustache? It doesn't have psychic puppies. Or girls running around shooting fire. Well maybe some girls, but that's mostly just fire type users. Or that fucking Bowfuck guy. In comparison, it's pretty damn dull."
  142. [18:50:08] <Melons> "Although we fight pirates, so that's a little more fun than normal dullness."
  143. [18:50:24] <Melons> "But yeah I guess that would work, gotta say 'bye' to your prisoner and the pup."
  144. [18:50:31] <Melons> "...also I need to find Mistral..."
  145. [18:51:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She VOOPS in. "Hi!"
  146. [18:51:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Her hand is raised in a wave~
  147. [18:51:28] <Melons> "...you were just waiting out of sight until your name was said weren't you..."
  148. [18:53:01] <Melons> "Anyway, as I was just telling ghostface here," Her expression makes it seem as though she's trying to convince Mistral of something, "I think it's about time for us to head out, so say your goodbyes and meet me at the front."
  149. * Retrieving #YouAreAPirate modes...
  150. [18:56:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Okay!" VOOP! She's gone.
  151. [18:57:37] <Melons> "I can't decide if the vooping is actually annoying or if I just wish I could do that...shall we?"
  152. [18:59:30] <Phantasia> "It at least adds some element of surprise. But indeed we shall."
  153. [19:00:08] <Melons> They do. WALK TO MEL'S ROOM, NOTHING ELSE.
  154. [19:01:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> At Mel's room Auriga is lying on her front, staring down puppy who is panting back at her. They both turn their heads as you enter the room.
  155. [19:01:19] <Melons> "...are we interrupting?"
  156. [19:04:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Nope." Auriga SIGHS. "Nope!" Puppy walks up to you and gives your leg a lick~
  157. [19:04:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...not the attack.
  158. [19:05:17] <Melons> Aaaaaaw...in the adorable way, not the disappointed way. Okay, mostly not the disappointed way. Mel reaches down to pet the puppy. "Hey...uh...so I'm leaving today...nowish..."
  159. [19:06:04] * DMovoi is now known as Domovoi
  160. [19:08:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga gets up and turns around, scowling. Doggy whines. "Y-you're going?"
  161. [19:09:09] <Melons> Ohgoddon'tlookatthefirestarteroryou'regonnacrylookatthepuppy. "...yep...I mean, I can come back to visit if I'm ever on the island again but...that's...not...very likely...at all...I don't think..."
  162. [19:10:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "A-awwwww..." Puppy is sad, sitting down and looking down. There's a sniff in the distance.
  163. [19:12:07] * Melons sits next to Auriga without facing her. TOTALLYGONNABEFINE.
  164. [19:12:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Puppy gets back up. "I'm sure you'll come back though! So I won't worry, I'll just wait patiently okay?"
  165. [19:14:17] <Melons> Mel nods to the dog with a pretty fake looking smile. "Right!" Based on his track record, he may not even remember her, or at least forget that she left. "And I mean...I do have an email address..."
  166. [19:14:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sniff sniff. Auriga turns away even more.
  167. [19:16:29] <Melons> Gulp. "Hey...uh...Auri..." Mel puts a hand on the firecrotch's shoulder.
  168. [19:18:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You touching her shoulder brings out the floodworks and now she BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLS
  169. [19:19:50] <Melons> "H-Hey...at l-least...waters puts out fire, r-right?" Fuckthatwasstupid. Bad joke + sad feels = counterbawl.
  170. [19:19:53] <Melons> -s
  171. [19:22:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You two bawlin' together?
  172. [19:22:26] <Melons> Dis here be Super Smash Girls Bawl.
  173. [19:23:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You bawl together for a few minutes
  174. [19:23:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then after those few minutees you both realize that you're clinging onto each otehr adn presumably both go EW and seperate. Auriga wipes her eyes. "I-it was just raining!"
  175. [19:24:45] <Melons> OhyeahdefinitelyEWnotlikeraremomenttoactuallybondwithsomeoneonapersonallevel;-;. Mel nods.
  176. [19:27:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She faces away from you as she starts talking. "Where are you going to?"
  177. [19:27:57] <Melons> "Um...back to fighting pirates and stuff. Also something about shadow pokemon."
  178. [19:30:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Ah...good luck then." Sniff.
  179. [19:31:13] <Melons> "What...what are your plans?"
  180. [19:31:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I...don't know."
  181. [19:32:30] <Melons> "Surely you don't wanna stay here forever, right?"
  182. [19:35:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...not at all, but...I don't want to blow anyone up, and I know I will..."
  183. [19:37:47] <Melons> "I'm PROBABLY completely bullshitting, but it kinda seems like you're so afraid of doing it that you create a safe 'accident' to justify to yourself that you need more training. If you didn't actually have control I can't imagine you'd have been comfortable with me being in the same room. Or with burning pencils in a crowded class."
  184. [19:39:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She remains quiet.
  185. [19:40:57] <Melons> "Mister Puppy!"
  186. [19:42:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Woof!" He runs over. "What is it?"
  187. [19:43:01] <Melons> "I have a very important mission for you! Raise your front, right paw in the air and repeat after me: I, Mister Puppy..."
  188. [19:45:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I, Mister Puppy..."
  189. [19:46:05] <Melons> "Do solemnly swear!"
  190. [19:47:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Do SOLEMNLY swear!"
  191. [19:48:32] <Melons> "To never leave Auriga's side! Oh, and to get Phantasia to act like an actual friend or something. That too."
  192. [19:49:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "To never leave Auriga's side! Oh, and to get Phantasia to act like an actual friend or something. That too."
  193. [19:50:57] <Melons> Melanie steps away quickly to retrieve her sword and gently puts the flat side to Mister Puppy's shoulderish region. "I dub thee Sir Puppy!"
  194. [19:52:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I dub thee Sir Puppy!"
  195. [19:52:17] <Melons> "You can stop repeating me."
  196. [19:52:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "You can sto- oh."
  197. [19:53:21] * Melons makes a mental note to send someone a Fire Stone when she can.
  198. [19:56:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga is still sniffling, and Mr. Puppy is still being a bit derp.
  199. [19:56:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAT
  200. [19:56:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> NOW?
  201. [19:57:23] * Melons begins backing up her things...keeping the school uniform though she's still wearing her normal stuff from her Bowfuck mission. She scribbles her email on a scrap of paper and slaps it on some sort of desk/nightstand/surface/thing. "I guess....um...b-bye?"
  202. [19:58:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sniff. Mr. Puppy at least responds! "Bye!"
  203. [19:59:05] <Melons> 3d6+9 Stealth hug Arglebargle.
  204. [19:59:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Stealth hug Arglebargle.: 21 [3d6=6,2,4]
  205. [19:59:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She sort of ignores it. Sort of. She does sniff, though.
  206. [20:02:07] <Melons> Exuant. Because we fancy.
  207. [20:02:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Leaving the building for good~?
  208. [20:03:09] <Melons> Probably for bad.
  209. [20:03:20] <Melons> But mmmmmmmyes.
  210. [20:03:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mistral warps in with a VOOP right beside you as you exit the front door. "Hi!"
  211. [20:04:20] <Melons> "Yo...you ready?"
  212. [20:04:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Sure am!" She gives you a thumbs up and a wink!
  213. [20:05:12] <Melons> "What, why do you keep winking."
  214. [20:05:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She only answers that with a WINK
  215. [20:06:20] <Melons> "That's not...whatever, let's go find out if they totally ditched us or not."
  216. [20:07:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The doors behind you open up! And then you're tackled by Mr. Puppy
  217. [20:07:57] <Melons> Thatisapuppy.mp4
  218. [20:08:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Followed by a "WAIT!" from behind you. From Auriga.
  219. [20:08:24] <Melons> Mel oofs and probably falls over.
  220. [20:09:10] <Melons> "Waiting~!...on the ground apparently." Mel fixes this.
  221. [20:09:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mr. Puppy has mounted Mel from behind! He gets off of Mel as she rights herself.
  222. [20:09:37] <Melons> W-Was it obvious?
  223. [20:11:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga has a suitcase full of hastily strewn clothes that weren't properly fitted in. She catches her breath. "I'm...pant...coming...pant...too..."
  224. [20:13:17] <Melons> "...Oh....OH!" Biggrin.
  225. [20:15:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She exhales. "Yeah...uh...yeah. I'm coming with. D-dont' read too much into it."
  226. [20:16:42] <Melons> "Too late, already did. But you're totally welcome."
  227. [20:17:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Scowl. "Well, whatever."
  228. [20:17:19] <Melons> "You don't HAVE to scowl all the time like that though~!"
  229. [20:17:28] <Melons> "Although I guess you don't have to not..."
  230. [20:18:16] <Phantasia> A voice comes out from behind the lot of you all. "And don't you dare think to leave without me at your side as well!"
  231. [20:18:54] <Melons> "...to be clear, we'll be fighting pirates. The murderous kind."
  232. [20:19:10] <Melons> "I guess I should have led with that."
  233. [20:19:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Well that's fine and a-" She blinks, bewildered, as Phantasia bursts onto the scene.
  234. [20:20:21] <Phantasia> Phantasia tugtugs, like, a metric fuckton of suitcase and the like which, in stark contrast to Auriga's, are actually neat looking. It's like she's been waiting since the day she arrived to get out of this perceived shithole, they're so neat.
  235. [20:21:17] * Melons sends Koa out to assist with the suitcases.
  236. [20:22:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Koa wordlessly begins the menial task.
  237. [20:22:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mistral claps her hands together. "Wow!"
  238. [20:22:56] <Phantasia> "Much appreciated~" She says to Mel and Koa. "As per the murderous pirates, I think we all could stand to gain from a bit of peril and excitement in our lives."
  239. [20:24:11] <Melons> "Personally, I'm fine with my level of peril and excitement. But you're both probably fine to join. Probably...even if I have to sneak you aboard, it'll probably be fine."
  240. [20:24:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, that's not a problem~!" Chimes in Mistral.
  241. [20:24:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I went and checked!"
  242. [20:24:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "They're all off doing the gym!"
  243. [20:25:06] <Melons> "...They what now?"
  244. [20:25:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "The gym! I caught them heading towards the gym!"
  245. [20:25:47] <Melons> "...They didn't like...ask me or anything?"
  246. [20:26:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Wellllll I meeeeeaaaan..."
  247. [20:26:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "It's not like they have any idea how long you were going to be gone!"
  248. [20:28:13] <Melons> "They totally have my email...I think...well they could at least have contacted the dude that first sent me here! Um...um...if they're just now heading out, I guess...let's start running NOW! Maybe I can catch up in time!"
  249. [20:28:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mistral smiiiiles. "I could just take them to the boat!"
  250. [20:28:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "And you could go to the gym!"
  251. [20:29:18] <Melons> "That works too!" Koa recalled! "GOODLUCK, HAVEFUN, DON'TGETTHEMKILLEDMISTRAL!" Gone.
  252. [20:30:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> AND THAT WAS HOW PHANTASIA AND AURIGA GOT ON THE SHIP (along with Mr. Puppy) AND NOBODY NOTICED
  253. [20:31:07] <Melons> SIR PUPPY! The country of Melons is recognized by at least 2 bloggers.
  254. [20:33:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> </session>
  255. [20:33:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Meanwhile...
  256. [20:37:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Psycho Master watches the girls all leave the school. With his eyes closed. "Not surprising...although I do wish that new girl had at least said good bye to me..." He shakes his head and turns towards Bowman, who's handcuffed in his office. "Now, who was it that did this to you?" Bowman blinks vacantly as he tries to form words (and does a terrible job at it). "They...it was...I
  257. [20:37:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> don't remember them very clearly, but..."
  258. [20:38:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I think I remember them calling themselves the Black Blaze Division..."
  259. [20:38:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> </tobecontinued>
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