// POVOHATS RANDOM SHITTERBIND SCRIPT v1.0
// 22nd of January, 2010 (friendship edition)


bind "]" "+smiley_dice"

alias smiley1 "say Billy is a nice man."
alias smiley2 "say I wish I was Billy's dad."
alias smiley3 "say Billy es los videojuegos."
alias smiley4 "say Billy comes in like a storm, he really likes to keep it warm!"
alias smiley5 "say Billy is the bomb....the PUMPKIN BOMB!!!!!"
alias smiley6 "say Billy has a good attitude, and the skills to match it as well."
alias smiley7 "say Billysαurus Rex knows the meta."
alias smiley8 "say Billysαurus Rex?  More like Billysαurus SEX"
alias smiley9 "say Billysαurus Rex is very organized.  He always lists things in 'Alpha'betical order."
alias smiley10 "say You cannot grasp the true form of Billysαurus Rex."
alias smiley11 "say BILLY IS MY HOMEBOY"
alias smiley12 "say "Billy is always up to date on the latest references, jokes, and gags."
alias smiley13 "say Billy knows how to paly demo."
alias smiley14 "say 10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.  Now we have Billysαurus Rex, and the world is better for it."
alias smiley15 "say Billy is the master of his own hitbox."
alias smiley16 "say I would never want for Billy to drink flat Vanilla Coke.
alias smiley17 "say Billy is a kung-fu renegade cop."
alias smiley 18 "say Billy is the bomb....the PUMPKIN BOMB!!!!!"
alias smiley19 "say binds are funny and good, like my friend billy."
alias smiley20 "say Billy doesn't belong in the gay baby jail, but, he can go there if he wants to."
alias smiley21 "say vuz billy saud si"
alias smiley22 "say Billysarus rex?  More like Billysarus sex.
alias smiley23 "say Billy is extremely talented.  He can locate any duck within a 50 kilometer diameter."
alias smiley24 "say Billy is the slickest bind-wrangler west of the Rockies.
alias smiley25 "say Billy:  OMG Since 1997."
alias smiley26 "say billy is cool."
alias smiley27 "say Billy is the world's premier pistachio guru.  Think twice before crossing him."
alias smiley28 "say Billy is my main brush."



// Don't change these
alias shittalk_waiton "alias diceroll smiley_next; smiley_next"
alias shittalk_nowait "smiley_cycle"
alias smiley_diceroll_1 "alias smiley_result smiley1;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_2"
alias smiley_diceroll_2 "alias smiley_result smiley2;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_3"
alias smiley_diceroll_3 "alias smiley_result smiley3;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_4"
alias smiley_diceroll_4 "alias smiley_result smiley4;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_5"
alias smiley_diceroll_5 "alias smiley_result smiley5;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_6"
alias smiley_diceroll_6 "alias smiley_result smiley6;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_7"
alias smiley_diceroll_7 "alias smiley_result smiley7;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_8"
alias smiley_diceroll_8 "alias smiley_result smiley8;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_9"
alias smiley_diceroll_9 "alias smiley_result smiley9;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_10"
alias smiley_diceroll_10 "alias smiley_result smiley10;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_11"
alias smiley_diceroll_11 "alias smiley_result smiley11;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_12"
alias smiley_diceroll_12 "alias smiley_result smiley12;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_13"
alias smiley_diceroll_13 "alias smiley_result smiley13;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_14"
alias smiley_diceroll_14 "alias smiley_result smiley14;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_15"
alias smiley_diceroll_15 "alias smiley_result smiley15;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_16"
alias smiley_diceroll_16 "alias smiley_result smiley16;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_17"
alias smiley_diceroll_17 "alias smiley_result smiley17;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_18"
alias smiley_diceroll_18 "alias smiley_result smiley18;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_19"
alias smiley_diceroll_19 "alias smiley_result smiley19;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_20"
alias smiley_diceroll_20 "alias smiley_result smiley20;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_21"
alias smiley_diceroll_21 "alias smiley_result smiley21;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_22"
alias smiley_diceroll_22 "alias smiley_result smiley22;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_23"
alias smiley_diceroll_23 "alias smiley_result smiley23;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_24"
alias smiley_diceroll_24 "alias smiley_result smiley24;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_25"
alias smiley_diceroll_25 "alias smiley_result smiley25;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_26"
alias smiley_diceroll_26 "alias smiley_result smiley26;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_27"
alias smiley_diceroll_27 "alias smiley_result smiley27;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_28"
alias smiley_diceroll_28 "alias smiley_result smiley28;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_1"

alias +smiley_dice "alias waitcheck_pass shittalk_waiton;alias waitcheck_fail shittalk_nowait;waitcheck_test"
alias -smiley_dice "smiley_result;alias diceroll "
alias smiley_next "smiley_cycle;wait 5;diceroll"
alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_1

// Wait-checking script
alias waitcheck_fail "echo >> WAIT DISABLED ON SERVER"
alias waitcheck_pass "echo >> WAIT ENABLED ON SERVER"
alias waitcheck_test2 "wait 10;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_pass"
alias waitcheck_test "waitcheck_test2;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_fail;wait 15;waitcheck_result"