PHIL: Now I'm the king of pretention
Oh, of assholes, I'm the top
I fling my shit, and throw a fit
But everyone tells me to "STOP!"
I'm gonna be a child, manchild
And stroll onto the site
I'll insult CIS and shoot the piss
'cause I cancelled Fez II, alright?

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna Tweet at you
Talk shit to you
And block you, too
You'll see it's true
An indie like me
Can learn to be a douche too