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  1. [17:27] Salmander PLOP
  2. [17:27] Salmander Something falls on the table beside Roslaind's plate
  3. [17:27] -->| Heiden (Mibbit@synIRC-2213731C.mem.bellsouth.net) has joined #farrecon
  4. [17:28] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks to see what fell
  5. [17:28] Salmander It's bird poop
  6. [17:29] Tara_Unknown She moves, and looks up to see where the bird might be
  7. [17:29] Salmander There's a seagull flying overhead
  8. [17:29] Salmander Circling
  9. [17:30] Erit_Invictus Damian leaves the Rec room and goes to the kitchen
  10. [17:31] Salmander *cafeteria
  11. [17:31] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs her stew and tries to get herself to a corner the seagull can't get at so she can finish eating
  12. [17:31] Erit_Invictus "oh, Hi ther- Is that a bird?"
  13. [17:31] Salmander Another seagull joins in
  14. [17:32] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also wonders how a seagull got in the building
  15. [17:32] Salmander And another
  16. [17:32] Salmander And another
  17. [17:32] Salmander And another
  18. [17:32] Salmander Wait a second
  19. [17:32] Salmander Oh god
  20. [17:32] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks confused. "Where are they coming from?"
  21. [17:32] Erit_Invictus "hey, this is not right"
  22. [17:32] Salmander Look at all that white nesting in the rafters attached to the cieling
  23. [17:33] Salmander Some more poop plops down
  24. [17:33] Tara_Unknown Rosalind shrieks
  25. [17:34] Salmander They begin squawking as she shrieks
  26. [17:34] Salmander That horrible noise seagulls make
  27. [17:36] Tara_Unknown Rosalind skitters out of the room, trying to figure out where she can go
  28. [17:36] Salmander As she skitters out she sees a few robins nesting on a hole in the wall
  29. [17:38] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around to see if anyone else is there
  30. [17:38] Salmander Just erit's character, whoever he is
  31. [17:38] Erit_Invictus <<Hey, It's Marchese in here, we seem to have a Seagull Infestation in the cafeteria, do we have any equipment to deal with this?>>
  32. [17:38] Erit_Invictus It's the Damian guy, Sal
  33. [17:39] Salmander <<Copy. We have our cameras fixed on the cafeteria but we don't see any avians.>>
  34. [17:39] Tara_Unknown Rosalind goes up to him, even though she hasn't seen him before. "There are robins, too."
  35. [17:40] Salmander Look out the cafeteria doors again
  36. [17:40] Salmander There's a desert
  37. [17:41] Erit_Invictus Damian leans closer to the door, examining the desert
  38. [17:42] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks at the desert, shocked. She also goes to examine it, trying to figure out if the sand of this desert is like the sand from the mountaintop/giant pirate island
  39. [17:42] Salmander It's a sandy desert, with the occasional cactus popping up
  40. [17:43] Tara_Unknown "Do we stay here. or explore?"
  41. [17:43] Erit_Invictus <<Hey, the situation just got a lot weirder, we got a sahara-like dessert going out of the cafeteria>>
  42. [17:43] Salmander No response
  43. [17:43] Erit_Invictus "Well, Heck"
  44. [17:43] Salmander The windows of the cafeteria also show desert
  45. [17:44] Erit_Invictus "Do we have any items we could use?, knife, anything"
  46. [17:44] Erit_Invictus "I only got a taser"
  47. [17:44] Tara_Unknown "Granted, we have no idea if we'll get back if we leave. And I don't normally bring my scalpels into the cafeteria."
  48. [17:45] Erit_Invictus Damian examines the cafeteria, looking to for anything useful
  49. [17:45] Salmander Cutlery
  50. [17:45] Erit_Invictus "By the way, my name's Damian, you are?"
  51. [17:46] Tara_Unknown "Rosalind."
  52. [17:46] Erit_Invictus Damian Grabs a knife
  53. [17:46] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also gets a knife
  54. [17:47] Erit_Invictus "Allright, it seems our cafeteria just teleported into a desert, and nobody answers the walkie, so we are pretty much out of range"
  55. [17:47] Salmander The seagulls are still squawking
  56. [17:48] Tara_Unknown "Why are there seagulls in a desert?"
  57. [17:48] Erit_Invictus "Good question, we should go out and see how far this place stretches"
  58. [17:48] Erit_Invictus "Maybe there's a beach out there"
  59. [17:49] Erit_Invictus Damian leaves the cafeteria, heading to the desert
  60. [17:49] Tara_Unknown "Are you sure? What if the door to the cafeteria vanishes when we're out there and we can't get back?"
  61. [17:50] Salmander As he looks back all he can see is the open doorway. The rest is desert
  62. [17:50] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around for some kind of rope or line
  63. [17:50] Erit_Invictus "What else could we do? we could try and barricade ourselves in, but what if the cafeteria really got teleported?"
  64. [17:51] Erit_Invictus "Well, fuck."
  65. [17:51] Tara_Unknown "And what if it's the red pool messing with our heads?"
  66. [17:51] Salmander No rope oor line seems to be hanging around
  67. [17:52] Erit_Invictus Cactus...
  68. [17:52] Salmander cactus
  69. [17:52] Erit_Invictus "If I could get hold of one of those, I could see if it southamerican, that atleast would give us a position"
  70. [17:53] Salmander As you step out of the cafeteria you end up in #redpool
  71. [17:53] Tara_Unknown "I'm not going out there; I'll stay here in the doorway to make sure you can get back!"
  72.  
  73. [17:54] Erit_Invictus Damian steps out of the cafeteria, heading to one of the cacti
  74. [17:54] Salmander A buzzard circles overhead
  75. [17:55] Tara_Unknown Rosalind watches Damian go off and then starts looking around for containers and water
  76. [17:55] Salmander There's a whole lotta cups, some jugs, and jugs of water
  77. [17:55] Erit_Invictus Damian cuts one cactus's branches, examinating it
  78. [17:56] Salmander Regular cactus as far as he can tell
  79.  
  80. ==MEANWHILE==
  81.  
  82. [17:54] Wombat Ryan hammers on the wall where the cafeteria door should be.
  83. [17:54] Wombat "Do we need to cut through the wall or something?"
  84. [17:54] Salmander His fists go through the wall
  85. [17:54] Mr_Wilt "With wha-"
  86. [17:54] Salmander And are hit with blasts of cold air
  87. [17:54] Wombat "Ourselves..."
  88. [17:55] Wombat He turns his phone camera on, sticks it through the wall and pans it around a bit before pulling it back and looking at the video.
  89. [17:55] Mr_Wilt Nolan looks over at Ryan's video.
  90. [17:55] Salmander It's outside
  91. [17:56] Salmander You can see a bunny rabbit hop away
  92. [17:56] Wombat <<Murphy to central. The wall adjoining the cafeteria is an illusion. The cafeteria itself is gone. There's just outside."
  93. [17:57] Mr_Wilt "Can't be.." Nolan sticks his head through the wall.
  94. [17:58] Salmander Yep
  95. [17:58] Salmander Kinda cold
  96. [18:00] Mr_Wilt Nolan pulls his head back in. <<Just outside, like he said.>>
  97. [18:02] Wombat <<Come in, Central, do you copy?>>
  98. [18:02] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #farrecon
  99. [18:02] Salmander <<We copy. Investigate the area where the cafeteria should be.>>
  100. [18:03] Wombat Ryan shrugs, and steps through the wall.
  101. [18:03] Salmander He's outside, in the snow
  102. [18:03] Salmander It's about -20 celsius, you'd say
  103.  
  104. ==BACK IN THE DESERT==
  105.  
  106. [17:57] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs one of the smaller jugs of water and then ties some tea towels together to create a makeshift sling to carry it in
  107. [17:59] Salmander Another buzzard joins the first
  108. [17:59] Erit_Invictus Damian returns to the cafeteria, "Well, if there's no way to make up for a radio, we willhave to walk""
  109. [17:59] Tara_Unknown Then she heads off after Damian, glancing behind her every few steps to make sure the door to the cafeteria is still there
  110. [17:59] Salmander Still there
  111. [18:00] Erit_Invictus Looks at the sky, "at least tell where the north is"
  112. [18:00] Salmander There are two suns
  113. [18:01] Erit_Invictus "The fuck?" Damian check the position of the sun
  114. [18:01] Tara_Unknown "We have water, and there should be some food, but I have no idea where we might be."
  115. [18:01] Salmander One's near the horizon, the other's directly overhead
  116. [18:01] Salmander You can see some palm trees way off
  117. [18:02] Erit_Invictus "Well, no way to see if nights coming, no way to have any direction, we're pretty much screwed"
  118. [18:02] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
  119. [18:02] Erit_Invictus Damian heads for the palm trees, checking for anything interesting
  120. [18:03] Salmander Nothing
  121. [18:03] Salmander Except two more buzzard
  122. [18:03] Tara_Unknown Rosalind goes after him; she's actually carrying water
  123. [18:03] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
  124. [18:04] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
  125. [18:04] Erit_Invictus "Allright, let's keep walking, Rosa"
  126. [18:04] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  127. [18:04] Salmander There's some scratching noises beside them
  128. [18:04] Erit_Invictus Damian holds the taser, in case those birds have any funny ideas
  129. [18:04] Salmander It's a burrowing owl. It hoots then digs away
  130. [18:04] Erit_Invictus "What's that?"
  131. [18:05] Tara_Unknown "I don't know."
  132. [18:05] Salmander The palm trees inch closer
  133. [18:06] Erit_Invictus "Let's keep walking, as longs as they are brids they'll wait till we die of dehydration"
  134. [18:06] Tara_Unknown Rosalind nods and keeps walking
  135. [18:06] Erit_Invictus Did those trees move?
  136. [18:07] Salmander nope
  137. [18:07] =-= Heiden is now known as Heiden_away
  138. [18:07] Salmander You're just moving closer
  139. [18:08] Erit_Invictus Damian keeps walking, observing his surrioundings
  140. [18:08] Salmander Every so often he sees the movement of another burrowing owl
  141. [18:08] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also keeps an eye on her surroundings
  142. [18:10] Erit_Invictus Damian tries to see over the horizon, looking for any distintive shape
  143. [18:10] Salmander You can see it now
  144. [18:10] Salmander an oasis
  145. [18:10] Tara_Unknown Rosalind focuses more on the fauna
  146. [18:10] Salmander With birds flitting an and about it
  147. [18:11] Tara_Unknown "It's strange. I've seen lots of birds, but no insects or reptiles."
  148. [18:12] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, there's an oasis ahead, do you have anything to fill up with water?"
  149. [18:12] Erit_Invictus Damian heads for the oasis, Paying attention to Rosa's comments
  150. [18:12] Tara_Unknown "I've actually got a jug with water already in it. I'm not sure I trust the water here."
  151. [18:13] Erit_Invictus "good point, This is definitely not earth, we don't even know for sure that's H2O
  152. [18:13] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around to see if there are any bones around
  153. [18:13] Salmander There is in fact
  154. [18:13] Salmander The giant skeleton of some bird
  155. [18:13] Erit_Invictus Damian Looks around the oasis, looking for plant's
  156. [18:13] Salmander At least 30 feet long
  157. [18:14] Tara_Unknown "That must have been one huge bird; comparable to a dinosaur."
  158. [18:14] Erit_Invictus "Look for any sharp rib you could use, these knifes wond last in a fight"
  159. [18:15] Salmander Just palm trees and small ferns in the oasis
  160. [18:15] Salmander And a big pool of water
  161. [18:16] Tara_Unknown Rosalind nods and goes to examine the bones more closely. She also looks for signs of any non-avian life
  162. [18:16] Erit_Invictus "The plant's look norma, this means that pool has actual water
  163. [18:17] Tara_Unknown "I still don't trust it."
  164. [18:17] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, if you want you can drink the water in the mug and fill it again here, we still have to take a long walk"
  165. [18:18] Salmander The bones seem avian
  166. [18:18] Salmander Just big
  167. [18:18] Salmander A flash of movement
  168. [18:18] Salmander Literally, something bright moves
  169. [18:19] Tara_Unknown 6df+7 What was that?
  170. [18:19] Glacon Tara_Unknown: What was that?: 9 (6df+7=-, +, 0, +, 0, +)
  171. [18:19] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 please be a bird
  172. [18:19] Glacon Erit_Invictus: please be a bird: 2 (6df+5=-, +, -, 0, -, -)
  173. [18:19] Salmander It was a golden bird of some kind, about the size of a robin, leaping from tree to tree
  174. [18:20] Tara_Unknown Rosalind tries to get a better look at the bird
  175. [18:21] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, what do you know about birds?"
  176. [18:21] Salmander It's shiny. It has long wing and tail feathers. It looks at her and squawks.
  177. [18:22] Tara_Unknown "I know how they're put together."
  178. [18:23] Erit_Invictus "We gotta watch out for any big ones, if it's big enought to get hold of any of us we should leave inmediatly"
  179. [18:23] Tara_Unknown 6df+8 What do I remember about birds?
  180. [18:23] Glacon Tara_Unknown: What do I remember about birds?: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  181. [18:23] Erit_Invictus Damian examines the golden bird's size
  182. [18:24] Salmander You don't recognize this one at all
  183. [18:24] Tara_Unknown Can I tell what it's likely to eat due to beak shape?
  184. [18:25] Salmander Coconuts
  185. [18:25] Salmander And flesh
  186. [18:25] Salmander Either or
  187. [18:26] Tara_Unknown Ah. "It could be dangerous; we may not want to get too close without some way to catch it."
  188. [18:26] Tara_Unknown Rosalind wants to cut it up in a lab
  189. [18:26] Erit_Invictus 6df+6 survival - is it big enought to grab a grown man?
  190. [18:26] Glacon Erit_Invictus: survival - is it big enought to grab a grown man?: 7 (6df+6=0, -, +, +, +, -)
  191. [18:26] Salmander It sits and prunes itself
  192. [18:27] Salmander It's about 3 feet in length
  193. [18:27] Salmander So no
  194. [18:27] Erit_Invictus "There's nothing to fear, let's keep walking, Rosa"
  195. [18:28] Salmander It leaps up into the air and begins circling them
  196. [18:28] Salmander The buzzards dissipate
  197. [18:28] Erit_Invictus Damian goes past the bird, holding the knife tighly
  198. [18:28] Tara_Unknown "Okay." She gives the bird a strange look before following Damian
  199. [18:29] Erit_Invictus "It won't attack us, even if it's that stupid, a knife to the body and it won't even be able to run"
  200. [18:30] Tara_Unknown "It'd be better to snap its neck, then there will be less damage and I'll have something to study."
  201. [18:30] Erit_Invictus "yes, but they fast, they can have a bite of us before we can hold them by the neck"
  202. [18:31] Erit_Invictus Anyways, Damian looks up to the horizon, looking again for anything outstanding
  203. [18:31] Salmander The bird swoops down at you and lands at your feet
  204. [18:31] <--| Pemander has left #redpool
  205. [18:31] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks at the bird
  206. [18:32] Salmander It looks back
  207. [18:32] Erit_Invictus Observes the bird, looking for any signals of hostility
  208. [18:32] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 Perception
  209. [18:32] Glacon Erit_Invictus: Perception: 3 (6df+5=-, -, +, -, +, -)
  210. [18:32] Salmander No signs of hostility
  211. [18:33] Tara_Unknown "Hello, bird."
  212. [18:33] Salmander Compelling Morbid Fascination on Rosa
  213. [18:33] Erit_Invictus Damian extends his pinky finger, observant of any of the birds reactions
  214. [18:34] Salmander It nips at his finger playfully
  215. [18:34] Tara_Unknown A strange smile starts to twitch at Rosalind's lips
  216. [18:35] Erit_Invictus "Well, it looks like we got ourselves a partner"
  217. [18:35] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, what'cha think of it?"
  218. [18:36] Tara_Unknown "Yes, it looks that way." She's still smiling strangely, and she keeps looking at the bird
  219. [18:36] Salmander It inches closer to her
  220.  
  221. ==MEANWHILE==
  222.  
  223. [18:04] Mr_Wilt Nolan follows after.
  224. [18:04] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
  225. [18:04] Mr_Wilt Mm, snowy.
  226. [18:04] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  227. [18:04] Wombat Ryan goes to step back inside.
  228. [18:04] Salmander He does
  229. [18:04] Wombat "Let's get some cold weather equipment first."
  230. [18:04] Wombat Ryan picks up cold weather gear so he doesn't freeze to death like an idiot, then investigates.
  231. [18:06] Scantron Green has totally been with you this entire time. He also dons cold weather gear.
  232. [18:07] Mr_Wilt Nolan does as such, also bringing with him a rifle. Never can be too careful.
  233. [18:07] =-= Heiden is now known as Heiden_away
  234. [18:07] Wombat Ryan steps through the door again, also having gotten a Thermal Sight from Armory.
  235. [18:07] Salmander Good luck navigating the snow in a wheelchair Green
  236. [18:08] Scantron "...fuck. I don't think my wheelchair can go through this."
  237. [18:08] Scantron "Should I just wait outside?"
  238. [18:09] Wombat "Yeah, probably."
  239. [18:09] Salmander The armory has chairs with little skipoles and sleds attached
  240. [18:09] Mr_Wilt Nolan steps out and looks for anything unusual.
  241. [18:10] Scantron "Wait, hold on, there are... ski chairs? What the fuck?" Green eases himself into one of the special chairs and follows Nolan and Ryan.
  242. [18:10] Wombat Ryan activates the thermal sight, and scans the snowy area for any hotspots.
  243. [18:10] Salmander the building appears to be built as if there never was a cafeteria
  244. [18:10] Wombat <<Murphy to central. Looks the same from out here. No cafeteria wing.>>
  245. [18:12] Scantron Green moves around on his sled chair. "This is fun."
  246. [18:14] Mr_Wilt "Don't get too used to it. You have to get out some time."
  247. [18:14] Scantron "Eh, I suppose."
  248. [18:14] Scantron "What do we do now?"
  249. [18:14] Dr_Kens A seagull appears. *CAW*
  250. [18:14] Scantron "Wait, what the fuck?"
  251. [18:15] Wombat Ryan looks at the seagull through his thermal sight.
  252. [18:15] Dr_Kens The seagull is MILES AWAY.
  253. [18:15] Dr_Kens IN THE CARRIBEAN.
  254. [18:16] =-= Dr_Kens was booted from #farrecon by YOU (Salmander)
  255. [18:16] -->| Dr_Kens (~chatzilla@synIRC-B6C5CFA2.rutgers.edu) has joined #farrecon
  256. [18:17] Salmander The wind blows by
  257. [18:18] =-= Dr_Kens is now known as A_Seagull
  258. [18:18] Mr_Wilt <<There's really nothing out here, Control.>>
  259. [18:18] Wombat "Nothing out of the ordinary..."
  260. [18:18] Wombat "Other than the caf being missing..."
  261. [18:21] -->| Dawny (Mibbit@synIRC-FEBD1BBC.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #farrecon
  262. [18:22] Salmander A golden feather blows in onto the ground
  263. [18:22] Scantron "Neat. A feather." Green looks around.
  264. [18:22] Scantron 6df+7 Green looks for a bird.
  265. [18:22] Glacon Scantron: Green looks for a bird.: 6 (6df+7=+, -, -, +, -, 0)
  266. [18:22] =-= A_Seagull is now known as Dr_Kens
  267. [18:22] Mr_Wilt "Doesn't look like a feather from a bird I've ever seen."
  268. [18:23] Salmander no bird
  269. [18:23] Mr_Wilt Nolan walks over to it and picks it up.
  270. [18:23] Salmander It is a feather that shines like gold
  271. [18:24] Wombat "Shiny."
  272. [18:24] Wombat Ryan looks at the feather.
  273. [18:24] Wombat <<Central, we've got a golden feather.>>
  274. [18:24] Mr_Wilt <<Can I keep it?>>
  275. [18:25] Salmander <<Copy.>>
  276. [18:25] Wombat "You get ALL The cool stuff..."
  277. [18:26] Mr_Wilt "You can have a dick drawn on your face, too, if you want."
  278. [18:26] Wombat "Fine..."
  279. [18:26] Wombat "But I get the next cool thing."
  280. [18:27] Scantron "I believe cool things go to 'whoever's in a fucking wheelchair'."
  281. [18:27] Mr_Wilt "If it's cooler than this feather, we can trade."
  282. [18:27] Salmander It's pretty cool outside
  283. [18:27] Mr_Wilt Nolan pockets the feather for future room decor, and continues on.
  284. [18:32] Salmander It's a cold day outside
  285. [18:32] Mr_Wilt "It's cold."
  286. [18:32] Scantron "Brisk, ain't it? I love it."
  287. [18:32] Mr_Wilt "Little too cold for my tastes."
  288. [18:33] Scantron "You spend a few winters outdoors, you get used to it."
  289. [18:34] Wombat "And Green, I heard that you're in a wheelchair because you were trying to go after a blob of red goo that supposedly looked like Eva in a bikini."
  290. [18:34] Scantron "Didn't look like Eva to me."
  291. [18:34] Wombat "Who was it for you, then?"
  292. [18:35] Scantron "I don't want to talk about it."
  293. [18:35] Wombat "It was Eva for someone... Audio transcripts said that."
  294. [18:35] Mr_Wilt "It was Sandor." Nolan straightfaces.
  295. [18:35] Scantron "Yeah, Sandor and Nolan I think. It was Eva for you, right Nolan?"
  296. [18:35] Wombat "Although, Eva in a bikini would be pretty rad." Ryan laughs and gently socks Nolan on the shoulder.
  297. [18:35] Mr_Wilt Nolan continues to straightface.
  298. [18:36] Wombat "I'm just messin' with you, Nolan."
  299. [18:36] Salmander He isn't
  300. [18:36] Mr_Wilt "Nah, it's cool. It wouldn't be a bad sight at all."
  301. [18:37] Scantron "True dat."
  302. [18:37] Wombat "In that case, let us spend a moment of quiet contemplation..."
  303. [18:37] Salmander ~pervs~
  304. [18:37] Scantron "Did you guys hear that too?"
  305. [18:37] Mr_Wilt ~Shut up, Brain. I have a right.~
  306. [18:37] Mr_Wilt "It's just Brain."
  307. [18:37] Scantron "Oh, good. Any idea what's going on in here, Brain?"
  308. [18:37] Wombat ~We ALL have a right. Every man has a right to think about pretty girls.~
  309. [18:38] Salmander ~Not how you imagine them Ryan.~
  310. [18:38] Wombat ~As being in Bikinis?~
  311. [18:39] Salmander ~Yeeaahhh... being in bikinis... You don't remember your dreams do you?~
  312. [18:39] Mr_Wilt "Ryan. Tell me about your dreams."
  313. [18:39] Wombat "Two words. Eva. Twins.
  314. [18:40] Scantron "/awesome/."
  315. [18:40] Mr_Wilt "Don't make me punch you /again/."
  316. [18:40] Salmander ~I can broadcast it into your mind if you want, Nolan.~
  317. [18:40] Wombat "Hey, you wanted to hear."
  318. [18:41] Mr_Wilt ~Just give him a headache whenever he thinks about it.~
  319. [18:41] Wombat ~Oh, come on! Totally unfair.~
  320. [18:41] Scantron "Am I still free to think about it?"
  321. [18:42] Salmander Just to be sure Brain runs a few flashes of the dream through Nolan's head
  322. [18:42] Scantron Green imagines what it would be like.
  323. [18:43] Mr_Wilt Nolan smacks Ryan across the head and continues on.
  324. [18:43] Wombat "Hey! It WAS classy."
  325. [18:44] Scantron Green smiles. "Not in my mind it wasn't."
  326. [18:44] Wombat The dream was Ryan on a romantic date with Eva and twin.
  327. [18:44] Salmander Ryan's twin, to clarify. It was gross.
  328. [18:44] Wombat NO
  329. [18:44] Mr_Wilt "If you don't stop talking I will break both of your kneecaps."
  330. [18:44] Wombat Eva's Twin.
  331. [18:45] Tox Guess who was wearing the bikini?
  332. [18:45] Salmander Ryan
  333. [18:45] Tox Yep. Both of him.
  334. [18:45] Wombat NO
  335. [18:45] Wombat NOT AT ALL
  336. [18:46] Salmander And Eva was actually Nolan
  337. [18:46] Tox Complete with cheek-dick
  338. [18:46] Wombat NO
  339. [18:48] Mr_Wilt <<Are we done out here?>>
  340. [18:49] Wombat <<I'd guess so.>>
  341.  
  342. ==BACK IN THE DESERT==
  343.  
  344. [18:36] Erit_Invictus "There's something you want with it?"
  345. [18:36] Tara_Unknown She watches it, looking eerily calm
  346. [18:36] Salmander It tilts its head at her
  347. [18:37] Erit_Invictus "If not, let's keep going, bird's not going anywhere, anyways
  348. [18:37] Tara_Unknown "I want to see how it works. It may be very different from others birds I've examined, and the chance to look at a potentially alien physiology..."
  349. [18:37] Salmander It seems fascinated at her fascination
  350. [18:38] Erit_Invictus "you want it dead? Are you completely sure? it's family may come for us"
  351. [18:39] Erit_Invictus 6df+3 persuation
  352. [18:39] Glacon Erit_Invictus: persuation: 4 (6df+3=-, +, 0, +, +, -)
  353. [18:39] Tara_Unknown "You're a lucky bird." She knows she doesn't have her scalpels or any other tools, or a way to preserve the body while they're here
  354. [18:39] Salmander "Caw?"
  355. [18:40] Erit_Invictus "Allright, let's keep walking, perhaps we got ourselves a new pet"
  356. [18:40] Erit_Invictus "It sure beats that godamn brain"
  357. [18:40] Tara_Unknown "True."
  358. [18:41] Erit_Invictus Damian keeps going, observant
  359. [18:41] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the sky, did the suns changed their position?
  360. [18:41] Salmander The horizon one did. The other did not.
  361. [18:42] Tara_Unknown Rosalind follows Damien, but she keeps glancing at the bird with a curious, hungry expression on her face
  362. [18:42] Erit_Invictus Is it setting, or rising?
  363. [18:42] Salmander Rising
  364. [18:42] Salmander The bird hops around them
  365. [18:43] Erit_Invictus "Well, nights not coming anytime soon, one less thing to worry about"
  366. [18:43] Erit_Invictus Damian checks the cafeteria, how far is it
  367. [18:43] Salmander Far awaaay
  368. [18:43] Tara_Unknown "We also don't know how hot it gets here during the day."
  369. [18:44] Erit_Invictus That's right that sun's rising, as far as we can tell, it's early in the moring
  370. [18:44] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks for skeletons. She really hopes she can find one that might belong to the same species as the golden bird following them
  371. [18:45] Salmander Nope
  372. [18:45] Salmander Rosa roll athletics or pdef
  373. [18:45] Erit_Invictus "I need your opinion on this one, should we return to the cafeteria, or circle it?, going forward keeps look's pointless"
  374. [18:46] Tara_Unknown 6df+4
  375. [18:46] Glacon Tara_Unknown: 4 (6df+4=+, -, -, 0, +, 0)
  376. [18:46] Salmander As the bird hops it knocks over the water jug, spilling water everywhere.
  377. [18:47] Tara_Unknown "Cafeteria: there's more water there." She glares at the bird
  378. [18:47] Salmander It squawks again
  379. [18:48] Erit_Invictus "Well, fuck, if you want, we can return to the oasis, then we can decide where to go"
  380. [18:49] Tara_Unknown Rosalind makes a grab at the bird
  381. [18:49] Salmander It squawks and jumps away
  382. [18:49] Salmander CAAAWWW
  383. [18:50] Salmander Woah holy shit loud bird noise
  384. [18:50] Erit_Invictus Damian holds the taser
  385. [18:50] Erit_Invictus "THis is bad, told ya not to attack him"
  386. [18:50] Salmander It's coing from up above
  387. [18:50] Tara_Unknown Rosalind growls, "I will get my specimen."
  388. [18:51] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 tase the bird, run like hell
  389. [18:51] Glacon Erit_Invictus: tase the bird, run like hell: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, 0, +, 0)
  390. [18:52] Tara_Unknown 6df+3 Sneak up behind gold bird
  391. [18:52] Glacon Tara_Unknown: Sneak up behind gold bird: 3 (6df+3=+, 0, -, +, 0, -)
  392. [18:52] Salmander 4df+3 squawk
  393. [18:52] Glacon Salmander: squawk: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
  394. [18:52] Salmander The gold bird jumps away
  395. [18:52] Salmander The sun up above unfolds its wings
  396. [18:52] Salmander And its beak
  397. [18:52] Salmander And its tail feathers
  398. [18:52] Salmander Yep, giant golden bird
  399. [18:53] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 tase again
  400. [18:53] Glacon Erit_Invictus: tase again: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, +, 0, -, -)
  401. [18:53] Salmander 4df+3
  402. [18:53] Tara_Unknown 6df+7 to figure out how much danger I'm in
  403. [18:53] Glacon Tara_Unknown: to figure out how much danger I'm in: 8 (6df+7=-, 0, +, -, +, +)
  404. [18:53] Glacon Salmander: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, +, -)
  405. [18:53] Erit_Invictus "There's no time to catch this thing, run like hell!"
  406. [18:53] Salmander The smaller bird is tazed and collapses
  407. [18:53] Salmander You're in some deep shit
  408. [18:53] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs the smaller bird and then takes off running to the cafeteria
  409. [18:54] Salmander The bird begins to descend over them
  410. [18:54] Erit_Invictus Damian runs as this was his last day on earth
  411. [18:54] Salmander The cafeteria looms closer
  412. [18:54] Tara_Unknown Rosalind runs as quickly as her feet can carry her, leaving the jug behind
  413. [18:55] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the bird
  414. [18:55] Salmander It's a very big bird
  415. [18:55] Salmander There are the doors!
  416. [18:55] Erit_Invictus Damian attempts to spot a weak point
  417. [18:55] Tara_Unknown Rosalind sprints for the doors and tries to leap in
  418. [18:56] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 perception
  419. [18:56] Glacon Erit_Invictus: perception: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  420. [18:56] Tox Success, take +4 to your next attack
  421. [18:56] Salmander Rosa leaps in
  422. [18:56] Erit_Invictus 6df+9 slow down slow down slow down
  423. [18:56] Glacon Erit_Invictus: slow down slow down slow down: 13 (6df+9=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  424. [18:57] Salmander The bird is tazed and shrieks, falling behind as he jumps through the doors
  425. [18:57] Salmander It leaps forward again and enevelopes the cafeteria in its wings
  426. [18:57] Erit_Invictus "ROSA, BARRICADE, NOW!"
  427. [18:57] Erit_Invictus Damian attempts to move a table towards the door
  428. [18:58] Tara_Unknown Rosalind puts down the bird and helps Damian
  429.  
  430. ==MEANWHILE==
  431.  
  432. [18:49] Scantron "This is getting boring, anyways."
  433. [18:58] Salmander There's a flash of golden light
  434. [18:58] Scantron How gold is it?
  435. [18:58] Salmander And suddenly, the cafeteria's there, and you're standing right in the middle
  436. [18:58] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the cafeteria
  437. [18:58] Salmander Bright gold
  438. [18:59] Wombat Ryan spins around, pointing his Shrike at things.
  439. [18:59] Salmander It's just teh cafeteria bro
  440. [18:59] Salmander It's winter outside
  441. [18:59] Erit_Invictus Damian spots the agents
  442. [18:59] Scantron "Oh. Well, that was odd." Green rolls off. Wait. "Fuck, I can't move on normal floor."
  443. [18:59] Mr_Wilt "Want me to push you?"
  444. [19:00] Erit_Invictus "WHere were you guys?"
  445. [19:00] Mr_Wilt "Outside. The cafeteria disappeared."
  446. [19:00] Wombat "Locked in a group therapy session."
  447. [19:00] Scantron "Just 'till my wheelchair, yeah. That would be great."
  448. [19:00] Mr_Wilt <<Hey, the caf's back.>>
  449. [19:00] Erit_Invictus "We got teleported to a fucking desert"
  450. [19:00] Mr_Wilt Nolan slides Green back toward the Armoury, to fetch his wheelchair.
  451. [19:00] Wombat "Sounds like you had more fun."
  452. [19:00] Erit_Invictus "With seagulls, wich didn't make any bloody sense"
  453. [19:01] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around, seeing the rest of the team, goes and grabs the gold bird's body, and says "my specimen" and then looks to make sure she can go to the lab
  454. [19:01] Scantron "Mush! Mush!"
  455. [19:01] Erit_Invictus We almost get eaten by a giant pheonix or some werid bird"
  456. [19:01] Scantron Green makes whipping motions.
  457. [19:01] Erit_Invictus Damian checks the small bird, is it alive? Unconcious?
  458. [19:01] Mr_Wilt Nolan slaps the back of his head. "I'm not going to do this if you do that."
  459. [19:01] Salmander She can go to the lab
  460. [19:01] Erit_Invictus Rosa, wait
  461. [19:01] Scantron "Fine." Green stops.
  462. [19:02] Erit_Invictus Damian Follow Rosa, a bird like that cannot die so soon
  463. [19:02] Tara_Unknown "My specimen! I don't plan to kill it if it's still alive."
  464. [19:02] Salmander It is alive
  465. [19:03] Salmander But
  466. [19:03] Salmander It's just a plain old duck now
  467. [19:03] Salmander It's covered in red pool liquid
  468. [19:04] Tara_Unknown Rosalind drops the duck and goes to get decontaminated
  469. [19:04] Erit_Invictus "Well, this get's werider by the second"
  470. [19:04] Erit_Invictus Damian grabs the duck, and goes to the medical bay
  471.  
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