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- [17:27] Salmander PLOP
- [17:27] Salmander Something falls on the table beside Roslaind's plate
- [17:27] -->| Heiden (Mibbit@synIRC-2213731C.mem.bellsouth.net) has joined #farrecon
- [17:28] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks to see what fell
- [17:28] Salmander It's bird poop
- [17:29] Tara_Unknown She moves, and looks up to see where the bird might be
- [17:29] Salmander There's a seagull flying overhead
- [17:29] Salmander Circling
- [17:30] Erit_Invictus Damian leaves the Rec room and goes to the kitchen
- [17:31] Salmander *cafeteria
- [17:31] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs her stew and tries to get herself to a corner the seagull can't get at so she can finish eating
- [17:31] Erit_Invictus "oh, Hi ther- Is that a bird?"
- [17:31] Salmander Another seagull joins in
- [17:32] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also wonders how a seagull got in the building
- [17:32] Salmander And another
- [17:32] Salmander And another
- [17:32] Salmander And another
- [17:32] Salmander Wait a second
- [17:32] Salmander Oh god
- [17:32] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks confused. "Where are they coming from?"
- [17:32] Erit_Invictus "hey, this is not right"
- [17:32] Salmander Look at all that white nesting in the rafters attached to the cieling
- [17:33] Salmander Some more poop plops down
- [17:33] Tara_Unknown Rosalind shrieks
- [17:34] Salmander They begin squawking as she shrieks
- [17:34] Salmander That horrible noise seagulls make
- [17:36] Tara_Unknown Rosalind skitters out of the room, trying to figure out where she can go
- [17:36] Salmander As she skitters out she sees a few robins nesting on a hole in the wall
- [17:38] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around to see if anyone else is there
- [17:38] Salmander Just erit's character, whoever he is
- [17:38] Erit_Invictus <<Hey, It's Marchese in here, we seem to have a Seagull Infestation in the cafeteria, do we have any equipment to deal with this?>>
- [17:38] Erit_Invictus It's the Damian guy, Sal
- [17:39] Salmander <<Copy. We have our cameras fixed on the cafeteria but we don't see any avians.>>
- [17:39] Tara_Unknown Rosalind goes up to him, even though she hasn't seen him before. "There are robins, too."
- [17:40] Salmander Look out the cafeteria doors again
- [17:40] Salmander There's a desert
- [17:41] Erit_Invictus Damian leans closer to the door, examining the desert
- [17:42] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks at the desert, shocked. She also goes to examine it, trying to figure out if the sand of this desert is like the sand from the mountaintop/giant pirate island
- [17:42] Salmander It's a sandy desert, with the occasional cactus popping up
- [17:43] Tara_Unknown "Do we stay here. or explore?"
- [17:43] Erit_Invictus <<Hey, the situation just got a lot weirder, we got a sahara-like dessert going out of the cafeteria>>
- [17:43] Salmander No response
- [17:43] Erit_Invictus "Well, Heck"
- [17:43] Salmander The windows of the cafeteria also show desert
- [17:44] Erit_Invictus "Do we have any items we could use?, knife, anything"
- [17:44] Erit_Invictus "I only got a taser"
- [17:44] Tara_Unknown "Granted, we have no idea if we'll get back if we leave. And I don't normally bring my scalpels into the cafeteria."
- [17:45] Erit_Invictus Damian examines the cafeteria, looking to for anything useful
- [17:45] Salmander Cutlery
- [17:45] Erit_Invictus "By the way, my name's Damian, you are?"
- [17:46] Tara_Unknown "Rosalind."
- [17:46] Erit_Invictus Damian Grabs a knife
- [17:46] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also gets a knife
- [17:47] Erit_Invictus "Allright, it seems our cafeteria just teleported into a desert, and nobody answers the walkie, so we are pretty much out of range"
- [17:47] Salmander The seagulls are still squawking
- [17:48] Tara_Unknown "Why are there seagulls in a desert?"
- [17:48] Erit_Invictus "Good question, we should go out and see how far this place stretches"
- [17:48] Erit_Invictus "Maybe there's a beach out there"
- [17:49] Erit_Invictus Damian leaves the cafeteria, heading to the desert
- [17:49] Tara_Unknown "Are you sure? What if the door to the cafeteria vanishes when we're out there and we can't get back?"
- [17:50] Salmander As he looks back all he can see is the open doorway. The rest is desert
- [17:50] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around for some kind of rope or line
- [17:50] Erit_Invictus "What else could we do? we could try and barricade ourselves in, but what if the cafeteria really got teleported?"
- [17:51] Erit_Invictus "Well, fuck."
- [17:51] Tara_Unknown "And what if it's the red pool messing with our heads?"
- [17:51] Salmander No rope oor line seems to be hanging around
- [17:52] Erit_Invictus Cactus...
- [17:52] Salmander cactus
- [17:52] Erit_Invictus "If I could get hold of one of those, I could see if it southamerican, that atleast would give us a position"
- [17:53] Salmander As you step out of the cafeteria you end up in #redpool
- [17:53] Tara_Unknown "I'm not going out there; I'll stay here in the doorway to make sure you can get back!"
- [17:54] Erit_Invictus Damian steps out of the cafeteria, heading to one of the cacti
- [17:54] Salmander A buzzard circles overhead
- [17:55] Tara_Unknown Rosalind watches Damian go off and then starts looking around for containers and water
- [17:55] Salmander There's a whole lotta cups, some jugs, and jugs of water
- [17:55] Erit_Invictus Damian cuts one cactus's branches, examinating it
- [17:56] Salmander Regular cactus as far as he can tell
- ==MEANWHILE==
- [17:54] Wombat Ryan hammers on the wall where the cafeteria door should be.
- [17:54] Wombat "Do we need to cut through the wall or something?"
- [17:54] Salmander His fists go through the wall
- [17:54] Mr_Wilt "With wha-"
- [17:54] Salmander And are hit with blasts of cold air
- [17:54] Wombat "Ourselves..."
- [17:55] Wombat He turns his phone camera on, sticks it through the wall and pans it around a bit before pulling it back and looking at the video.
- [17:55] Mr_Wilt Nolan looks over at Ryan's video.
- [17:55] Salmander It's outside
- [17:56] Salmander You can see a bunny rabbit hop away
- [17:56] Wombat <<Murphy to central. The wall adjoining the cafeteria is an illusion. The cafeteria itself is gone. There's just outside."
- [17:57] Mr_Wilt "Can't be.." Nolan sticks his head through the wall.
- [17:58] Salmander Yep
- [17:58] Salmander Kinda cold
- [18:00] Mr_Wilt Nolan pulls his head back in. <<Just outside, like he said.>>
- [18:02] Wombat <<Come in, Central, do you copy?>>
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- [18:02] Salmander <<We copy. Investigate the area where the cafeteria should be.>>
- [18:03] Wombat Ryan shrugs, and steps through the wall.
- [18:03] Salmander He's outside, in the snow
- [18:03] Salmander It's about -20 celsius, you'd say
- ==BACK IN THE DESERT==
- [17:57] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs one of the smaller jugs of water and then ties some tea towels together to create a makeshift sling to carry it in
- [17:59] Salmander Another buzzard joins the first
- [17:59] Erit_Invictus Damian returns to the cafeteria, "Well, if there's no way to make up for a radio, we willhave to walk""
- [17:59] Tara_Unknown Then she heads off after Damian, glancing behind her every few steps to make sure the door to the cafeteria is still there
- [17:59] Salmander Still there
- [18:00] Erit_Invictus Looks at the sky, "at least tell where the north is"
- [18:00] Salmander There are two suns
- [18:01] Erit_Invictus "The fuck?" Damian check the position of the sun
- [18:01] Tara_Unknown "We have water, and there should be some food, but I have no idea where we might be."
- [18:01] Salmander One's near the horizon, the other's directly overhead
- [18:01] Salmander You can see some palm trees way off
- [18:02] Erit_Invictus "Well, no way to see if nights coming, no way to have any direction, we're pretty much screwed"
- [18:02] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
- [18:02] Erit_Invictus Damian heads for the palm trees, checking for anything interesting
- [18:03] Salmander Nothing
- [18:03] Salmander Except two more buzzard
- [18:03] Tara_Unknown Rosalind goes after him; she's actually carrying water
- [18:03] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
- [18:04] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
- [18:04] Erit_Invictus "Allright, let's keep walking, Rosa"
- [18:04] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
- [18:04] Salmander There's some scratching noises beside them
- [18:04] Erit_Invictus Damian holds the taser, in case those birds have any funny ideas
- [18:04] Salmander It's a burrowing owl. It hoots then digs away
- [18:04] Erit_Invictus "What's that?"
- [18:05] Tara_Unknown "I don't know."
- [18:05] Salmander The palm trees inch closer
- [18:06] Erit_Invictus "Let's keep walking, as longs as they are brids they'll wait till we die of dehydration"
- [18:06] Tara_Unknown Rosalind nods and keeps walking
- [18:06] Erit_Invictus Did those trees move?
- [18:07] Salmander nope
- [18:07] =-= Heiden is now known as Heiden_away
- [18:07] Salmander You're just moving closer
- [18:08] Erit_Invictus Damian keeps walking, observing his surrioundings
- [18:08] Salmander Every so often he sees the movement of another burrowing owl
- [18:08] Tara_Unknown Rosalind also keeps an eye on her surroundings
- [18:10] Erit_Invictus Damian tries to see over the horizon, looking for any distintive shape
- [18:10] Salmander You can see it now
- [18:10] Salmander an oasis
- [18:10] Tara_Unknown Rosalind focuses more on the fauna
- [18:10] Salmander With birds flitting an and about it
- [18:11] Tara_Unknown "It's strange. I've seen lots of birds, but no insects or reptiles."
- [18:12] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, there's an oasis ahead, do you have anything to fill up with water?"
- [18:12] Erit_Invictus Damian heads for the oasis, Paying attention to Rosa's comments
- [18:12] Tara_Unknown "I've actually got a jug with water already in it. I'm not sure I trust the water here."
- [18:13] Erit_Invictus "good point, This is definitely not earth, we don't even know for sure that's H2O
- [18:13] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around to see if there are any bones around
- [18:13] Salmander There is in fact
- [18:13] Salmander The giant skeleton of some bird
- [18:13] Erit_Invictus Damian Looks around the oasis, looking for plant's
- [18:13] Salmander At least 30 feet long
- [18:14] Tara_Unknown "That must have been one huge bird; comparable to a dinosaur."
- [18:14] Erit_Invictus "Look for any sharp rib you could use, these knifes wond last in a fight"
- [18:15] Salmander Just palm trees and small ferns in the oasis
- [18:15] Salmander And a big pool of water
- [18:16] Tara_Unknown Rosalind nods and goes to examine the bones more closely. She also looks for signs of any non-avian life
- [18:16] Erit_Invictus "The plant's look norma, this means that pool has actual water
- [18:17] Tara_Unknown "I still don't trust it."
- [18:17] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, if you want you can drink the water in the mug and fill it again here, we still have to take a long walk"
- [18:18] Salmander The bones seem avian
- [18:18] Salmander Just big
- [18:18] Salmander A flash of movement
- [18:18] Salmander Literally, something bright moves
- [18:19] Tara_Unknown 6df+7 What was that?
- [18:19] Glacon Tara_Unknown: What was that?: 9 (6df+7=-, +, 0, +, 0, +)
- [18:19] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 please be a bird
- [18:19] Glacon Erit_Invictus: please be a bird: 2 (6df+5=-, +, -, 0, -, -)
- [18:19] Salmander It was a golden bird of some kind, about the size of a robin, leaping from tree to tree
- [18:20] Tara_Unknown Rosalind tries to get a better look at the bird
- [18:21] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, what do you know about birds?"
- [18:21] Salmander It's shiny. It has long wing and tail feathers. It looks at her and squawks.
- [18:22] Tara_Unknown "I know how they're put together."
- [18:23] Erit_Invictus "We gotta watch out for any big ones, if it's big enought to get hold of any of us we should leave inmediatly"
- [18:23] Tara_Unknown 6df+8 What do I remember about birds?
- [18:23] Glacon Tara_Unknown: What do I remember about birds?: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
- [18:23] Erit_Invictus Damian examines the golden bird's size
- [18:24] Salmander You don't recognize this one at all
- [18:24] Tara_Unknown Can I tell what it's likely to eat due to beak shape?
- [18:25] Salmander Coconuts
- [18:25] Salmander And flesh
- [18:25] Salmander Either or
- [18:26] Tara_Unknown Ah. "It could be dangerous; we may not want to get too close without some way to catch it."
- [18:26] Tara_Unknown Rosalind wants to cut it up in a lab
- [18:26] Erit_Invictus 6df+6 survival - is it big enought to grab a grown man?
- [18:26] Glacon Erit_Invictus: survival - is it big enought to grab a grown man?: 7 (6df+6=0, -, +, +, +, -)
- [18:26] Salmander It sits and prunes itself
- [18:27] Salmander It's about 3 feet in length
- [18:27] Salmander So no
- [18:27] Erit_Invictus "There's nothing to fear, let's keep walking, Rosa"
- [18:28] Salmander It leaps up into the air and begins circling them
- [18:28] Salmander The buzzards dissipate
- [18:28] Erit_Invictus Damian goes past the bird, holding the knife tighly
- [18:28] Tara_Unknown "Okay." She gives the bird a strange look before following Damian
- [18:29] Erit_Invictus "It won't attack us, even if it's that stupid, a knife to the body and it won't even be able to run"
- [18:30] Tara_Unknown "It'd be better to snap its neck, then there will be less damage and I'll have something to study."
- [18:30] Erit_Invictus "yes, but they fast, they can have a bite of us before we can hold them by the neck"
- [18:31] Erit_Invictus Anyways, Damian looks up to the horizon, looking again for anything outstanding
- [18:31] Salmander The bird swoops down at you and lands at your feet
- [18:31] <--| Pemander has left #redpool
- [18:31] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks at the bird
- [18:32] Salmander It looks back
- [18:32] Erit_Invictus Observes the bird, looking for any signals of hostility
- [18:32] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 Perception
- [18:32] Glacon Erit_Invictus: Perception: 3 (6df+5=-, -, +, -, +, -)
- [18:32] Salmander No signs of hostility
- [18:33] Tara_Unknown "Hello, bird."
- [18:33] Salmander Compelling Morbid Fascination on Rosa
- [18:33] Erit_Invictus Damian extends his pinky finger, observant of any of the birds reactions
- [18:34] Salmander It nips at his finger playfully
- [18:34] Tara_Unknown A strange smile starts to twitch at Rosalind's lips
- [18:35] Erit_Invictus "Well, it looks like we got ourselves a partner"
- [18:35] Erit_Invictus "Rosa, what'cha think of it?"
- [18:36] Tara_Unknown "Yes, it looks that way." She's still smiling strangely, and she keeps looking at the bird
- [18:36] Salmander It inches closer to her
- ==MEANWHILE==
- [18:04] Mr_Wilt Nolan follows after.
- [18:04] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
- [18:04] Mr_Wilt Mm, snowy.
- [18:04] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
- [18:04] Wombat Ryan goes to step back inside.
- [18:04] Salmander He does
- [18:04] Wombat "Let's get some cold weather equipment first."
- [18:04] Wombat Ryan picks up cold weather gear so he doesn't freeze to death like an idiot, then investigates.
- [18:06] Scantron Green has totally been with you this entire time. He also dons cold weather gear.
- [18:07] Mr_Wilt Nolan does as such, also bringing with him a rifle. Never can be too careful.
- [18:07] =-= Heiden is now known as Heiden_away
- [18:07] Wombat Ryan steps through the door again, also having gotten a Thermal Sight from Armory.
- [18:07] Salmander Good luck navigating the snow in a wheelchair Green
- [18:08] Scantron "...fuck. I don't think my wheelchair can go through this."
- [18:08] Scantron "Should I just wait outside?"
- [18:09] Wombat "Yeah, probably."
- [18:09] Salmander The armory has chairs with little skipoles and sleds attached
- [18:09] Mr_Wilt Nolan steps out and looks for anything unusual.
- [18:10] Scantron "Wait, hold on, there are... ski chairs? What the fuck?" Green eases himself into one of the special chairs and follows Nolan and Ryan.
- [18:10] Wombat Ryan activates the thermal sight, and scans the snowy area for any hotspots.
- [18:10] Salmander the building appears to be built as if there never was a cafeteria
- [18:10] Wombat <<Murphy to central. Looks the same from out here. No cafeteria wing.>>
- [18:12] Scantron Green moves around on his sled chair. "This is fun."
- [18:14] Mr_Wilt "Don't get too used to it. You have to get out some time."
- [18:14] Scantron "Eh, I suppose."
- [18:14] Scantron "What do we do now?"
- [18:14] Dr_Kens A seagull appears. *CAW*
- [18:14] Scantron "Wait, what the fuck?"
- [18:15] Wombat Ryan looks at the seagull through his thermal sight.
- [18:15] Dr_Kens The seagull is MILES AWAY.
- [18:15] Dr_Kens IN THE CARRIBEAN.
- [18:16] =-= Dr_Kens was booted from #farrecon by YOU (Salmander)
- [18:16] -->| Dr_Kens (~chatzilla@synIRC-B6C5CFA2.rutgers.edu) has joined #farrecon
- [18:17] Salmander The wind blows by
- [18:18] =-= Dr_Kens is now known as A_Seagull
- [18:18] Mr_Wilt <<There's really nothing out here, Control.>>
- [18:18] Wombat "Nothing out of the ordinary..."
- [18:18] Wombat "Other than the caf being missing..."
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- [18:22] Salmander A golden feather blows in onto the ground
- [18:22] Scantron "Neat. A feather." Green looks around.
- [18:22] Scantron 6df+7 Green looks for a bird.
- [18:22] Glacon Scantron: Green looks for a bird.: 6 (6df+7=+, -, -, +, -, 0)
- [18:22] =-= A_Seagull is now known as Dr_Kens
- [18:22] Mr_Wilt "Doesn't look like a feather from a bird I've ever seen."
- [18:23] Salmander no bird
- [18:23] Mr_Wilt Nolan walks over to it and picks it up.
- [18:23] Salmander It is a feather that shines like gold
- [18:24] Wombat "Shiny."
- [18:24] Wombat Ryan looks at the feather.
- [18:24] Wombat <<Central, we've got a golden feather.>>
- [18:24] Mr_Wilt <<Can I keep it?>>
- [18:25] Salmander <<Copy.>>
- [18:25] Wombat "You get ALL The cool stuff..."
- [18:26] Mr_Wilt "You can have a dick drawn on your face, too, if you want."
- [18:26] Wombat "Fine..."
- [18:26] Wombat "But I get the next cool thing."
- [18:27] Scantron "I believe cool things go to 'whoever's in a fucking wheelchair'."
- [18:27] Mr_Wilt "If it's cooler than this feather, we can trade."
- [18:27] Salmander It's pretty cool outside
- [18:27] Mr_Wilt Nolan pockets the feather for future room decor, and continues on.
- [18:32] Salmander It's a cold day outside
- [18:32] Mr_Wilt "It's cold."
- [18:32] Scantron "Brisk, ain't it? I love it."
- [18:32] Mr_Wilt "Little too cold for my tastes."
- [18:33] Scantron "You spend a few winters outdoors, you get used to it."
- [18:34] Wombat "And Green, I heard that you're in a wheelchair because you were trying to go after a blob of red goo that supposedly looked like Eva in a bikini."
- [18:34] Scantron "Didn't look like Eva to me."
- [18:34] Wombat "Who was it for you, then?"
- [18:35] Scantron "I don't want to talk about it."
- [18:35] Wombat "It was Eva for someone... Audio transcripts said that."
- [18:35] Mr_Wilt "It was Sandor." Nolan straightfaces.
- [18:35] Scantron "Yeah, Sandor and Nolan I think. It was Eva for you, right Nolan?"
- [18:35] Wombat "Although, Eva in a bikini would be pretty rad." Ryan laughs and gently socks Nolan on the shoulder.
- [18:35] Mr_Wilt Nolan continues to straightface.
- [18:36] Wombat "I'm just messin' with you, Nolan."
- [18:36] Salmander He isn't
- [18:36] Mr_Wilt "Nah, it's cool. It wouldn't be a bad sight at all."
- [18:37] Scantron "True dat."
- [18:37] Wombat "In that case, let us spend a moment of quiet contemplation..."
- [18:37] Salmander ~pervs~
- [18:37] Scantron "Did you guys hear that too?"
- [18:37] Mr_Wilt ~Shut up, Brain. I have a right.~
- [18:37] Mr_Wilt "It's just Brain."
- [18:37] Scantron "Oh, good. Any idea what's going on in here, Brain?"
- [18:37] Wombat ~We ALL have a right. Every man has a right to think about pretty girls.~
- [18:38] Salmander ~Not how you imagine them Ryan.~
- [18:38] Wombat ~As being in Bikinis?~
- [18:39] Salmander ~Yeeaahhh... being in bikinis... You don't remember your dreams do you?~
- [18:39] Mr_Wilt "Ryan. Tell me about your dreams."
- [18:39] Wombat "Two words. Eva. Twins.
- [18:40] Scantron "/awesome/."
- [18:40] Mr_Wilt "Don't make me punch you /again/."
- [18:40] Salmander ~I can broadcast it into your mind if you want, Nolan.~
- [18:40] Wombat "Hey, you wanted to hear."
- [18:41] Mr_Wilt ~Just give him a headache whenever he thinks about it.~
- [18:41] Wombat ~Oh, come on! Totally unfair.~
- [18:41] Scantron "Am I still free to think about it?"
- [18:42] Salmander Just to be sure Brain runs a few flashes of the dream through Nolan's head
- [18:42] Scantron Green imagines what it would be like.
- [18:43] Mr_Wilt Nolan smacks Ryan across the head and continues on.
- [18:43] Wombat "Hey! It WAS classy."
- [18:44] Scantron Green smiles. "Not in my mind it wasn't."
- [18:44] Wombat The dream was Ryan on a romantic date with Eva and twin.
- [18:44] Salmander Ryan's twin, to clarify. It was gross.
- [18:44] Wombat NO
- [18:44] Mr_Wilt "If you don't stop talking I will break both of your kneecaps."
- [18:44] Wombat Eva's Twin.
- [18:45] Tox Guess who was wearing the bikini?
- [18:45] Salmander Ryan
- [18:45] Tox Yep. Both of him.
- [18:45] Wombat NO
- [18:45] Wombat NOT AT ALL
- [18:46] Salmander And Eva was actually Nolan
- [18:46] Tox Complete with cheek-dick
- [18:46] Wombat NO
- [18:48] Mr_Wilt <<Are we done out here?>>
- [18:49] Wombat <<I'd guess so.>>
- ==BACK IN THE DESERT==
- [18:36] Erit_Invictus "There's something you want with it?"
- [18:36] Tara_Unknown She watches it, looking eerily calm
- [18:36] Salmander It tilts its head at her
- [18:37] Erit_Invictus "If not, let's keep going, bird's not going anywhere, anyways
- [18:37] Tara_Unknown "I want to see how it works. It may be very different from others birds I've examined, and the chance to look at a potentially alien physiology..."
- [18:37] Salmander It seems fascinated at her fascination
- [18:38] Erit_Invictus "you want it dead? Are you completely sure? it's family may come for us"
- [18:39] Erit_Invictus 6df+3 persuation
- [18:39] Glacon Erit_Invictus: persuation: 4 (6df+3=-, +, 0, +, +, -)
- [18:39] Tara_Unknown "You're a lucky bird." She knows she doesn't have her scalpels or any other tools, or a way to preserve the body while they're here
- [18:39] Salmander "Caw?"
- [18:40] Erit_Invictus "Allright, let's keep walking, perhaps we got ourselves a new pet"
- [18:40] Erit_Invictus "It sure beats that godamn brain"
- [18:40] Tara_Unknown "True."
- [18:41] Erit_Invictus Damian keeps going, observant
- [18:41] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the sky, did the suns changed their position?
- [18:41] Salmander The horizon one did. The other did not.
- [18:42] Tara_Unknown Rosalind follows Damien, but she keeps glancing at the bird with a curious, hungry expression on her face
- [18:42] Erit_Invictus Is it setting, or rising?
- [18:42] Salmander Rising
- [18:42] Salmander The bird hops around them
- [18:43] Erit_Invictus "Well, nights not coming anytime soon, one less thing to worry about"
- [18:43] Erit_Invictus Damian checks the cafeteria, how far is it
- [18:43] Salmander Far awaaay
- [18:43] Tara_Unknown "We also don't know how hot it gets here during the day."
- [18:44] Erit_Invictus That's right that sun's rising, as far as we can tell, it's early in the moring
- [18:44] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks for skeletons. She really hopes she can find one that might belong to the same species as the golden bird following them
- [18:45] Salmander Nope
- [18:45] Salmander Rosa roll athletics or pdef
- [18:45] Erit_Invictus "I need your opinion on this one, should we return to the cafeteria, or circle it?, going forward keeps look's pointless"
- [18:46] Tara_Unknown 6df+4
- [18:46] Glacon Tara_Unknown: 4 (6df+4=+, -, -, 0, +, 0)
- [18:46] Salmander As the bird hops it knocks over the water jug, spilling water everywhere.
- [18:47] Tara_Unknown "Cafeteria: there's more water there." She glares at the bird
- [18:47] Salmander It squawks again
- [18:48] Erit_Invictus "Well, fuck, if you want, we can return to the oasis, then we can decide where to go"
- [18:49] Tara_Unknown Rosalind makes a grab at the bird
- [18:49] Salmander It squawks and jumps away
- [18:49] Salmander CAAAWWW
- [18:50] Salmander Woah holy shit loud bird noise
- [18:50] Erit_Invictus Damian holds the taser
- [18:50] Erit_Invictus "THis is bad, told ya not to attack him"
- [18:50] Salmander It's coing from up above
- [18:50] Tara_Unknown Rosalind growls, "I will get my specimen."
- [18:51] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 tase the bird, run like hell
- [18:51] Glacon Erit_Invictus: tase the bird, run like hell: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, 0, +, 0)
- [18:52] Tara_Unknown 6df+3 Sneak up behind gold bird
- [18:52] Glacon Tara_Unknown: Sneak up behind gold bird: 3 (6df+3=+, 0, -, +, 0, -)
- [18:52] Salmander 4df+3 squawk
- [18:52] Glacon Salmander: squawk: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
- [18:52] Salmander The gold bird jumps away
- [18:52] Salmander The sun up above unfolds its wings
- [18:52] Salmander And its beak
- [18:52] Salmander And its tail feathers
- [18:52] Salmander Yep, giant golden bird
- [18:53] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 tase again
- [18:53] Glacon Erit_Invictus: tase again: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, +, 0, -, -)
- [18:53] Salmander 4df+3
- [18:53] Tara_Unknown 6df+7 to figure out how much danger I'm in
- [18:53] Glacon Tara_Unknown: to figure out how much danger I'm in: 8 (6df+7=-, 0, +, -, +, +)
- [18:53] Glacon Salmander: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, +, -)
- [18:53] Erit_Invictus "There's no time to catch this thing, run like hell!"
- [18:53] Salmander The smaller bird is tazed and collapses
- [18:53] Salmander You're in some deep shit
- [18:53] Tara_Unknown Rosalind grabs the smaller bird and then takes off running to the cafeteria
- [18:54] Salmander The bird begins to descend over them
- [18:54] Erit_Invictus Damian runs as this was his last day on earth
- [18:54] Salmander The cafeteria looms closer
- [18:54] Tara_Unknown Rosalind runs as quickly as her feet can carry her, leaving the jug behind
- [18:55] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the bird
- [18:55] Salmander It's a very big bird
- [18:55] Salmander There are the doors!
- [18:55] Erit_Invictus Damian attempts to spot a weak point
- [18:55] Tara_Unknown Rosalind sprints for the doors and tries to leap in
- [18:56] Erit_Invictus 6df+5 perception
- [18:56] Glacon Erit_Invictus: perception: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, -, +, 0, +)
- [18:56] Tox Success, take +4 to your next attack
- [18:56] Salmander Rosa leaps in
- [18:56] Erit_Invictus 6df+9 slow down slow down slow down
- [18:56] Glacon Erit_Invictus: slow down slow down slow down: 13 (6df+9=+, +, +, +, -, +)
- [18:57] Salmander The bird is tazed and shrieks, falling behind as he jumps through the doors
- [18:57] Salmander It leaps forward again and enevelopes the cafeteria in its wings
- [18:57] Erit_Invictus "ROSA, BARRICADE, NOW!"
- [18:57] Erit_Invictus Damian attempts to move a table towards the door
- [18:58] Tara_Unknown Rosalind puts down the bird and helps Damian
- ==MEANWHILE==
- [18:49] Scantron "This is getting boring, anyways."
- [18:58] Salmander There's a flash of golden light
- [18:58] Scantron How gold is it?
- [18:58] Salmander And suddenly, the cafeteria's there, and you're standing right in the middle
- [18:58] Erit_Invictus Damian looks at the cafeteria
- [18:58] Salmander Bright gold
- [18:59] Wombat Ryan spins around, pointing his Shrike at things.
- [18:59] Salmander It's just teh cafeteria bro
- [18:59] Salmander It's winter outside
- [18:59] Erit_Invictus Damian spots the agents
- [18:59] Scantron "Oh. Well, that was odd." Green rolls off. Wait. "Fuck, I can't move on normal floor."
- [18:59] Mr_Wilt "Want me to push you?"
- [19:00] Erit_Invictus "WHere were you guys?"
- [19:00] Mr_Wilt "Outside. The cafeteria disappeared."
- [19:00] Wombat "Locked in a group therapy session."
- [19:00] Scantron "Just 'till my wheelchair, yeah. That would be great."
- [19:00] Mr_Wilt <<Hey, the caf's back.>>
- [19:00] Erit_Invictus "We got teleported to a fucking desert"
- [19:00] Mr_Wilt Nolan slides Green back toward the Armoury, to fetch his wheelchair.
- [19:00] Wombat "Sounds like you had more fun."
- [19:00] Erit_Invictus "With seagulls, wich didn't make any bloody sense"
- [19:01] Tara_Unknown Rosalind looks around, seeing the rest of the team, goes and grabs the gold bird's body, and says "my specimen" and then looks to make sure she can go to the lab
- [19:01] Scantron "Mush! Mush!"
- [19:01] Erit_Invictus We almost get eaten by a giant pheonix or some werid bird"
- [19:01] Scantron Green makes whipping motions.
- [19:01] Erit_Invictus Damian checks the small bird, is it alive? Unconcious?
- [19:01] Mr_Wilt Nolan slaps the back of his head. "I'm not going to do this if you do that."
- [19:01] Salmander She can go to the lab
- [19:01] Erit_Invictus Rosa, wait
- [19:01] Scantron "Fine." Green stops.
- [19:02] Erit_Invictus Damian Follow Rosa, a bird like that cannot die so soon
- [19:02] Tara_Unknown "My specimen! I don't plan to kill it if it's still alive."
- [19:02] Salmander It is alive
- [19:03] Salmander But
- [19:03] Salmander It's just a plain old duck now
- [19:03] Salmander It's covered in red pool liquid
- [19:04] Tara_Unknown Rosalind drops the duck and goes to get decontaminated
- [19:04] Erit_Invictus "Well, this get's werider by the second"
- [19:04] Erit_Invictus Damian grabs the duck, and goes to the medical bay
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