Disregard every third line

>Another day in Equestria.
>You wake up and look outside.
>But there is no outside, and you are a box.
>The doorbell rings and you head downstairs to answer it.
>You open the door and Fluttershy stands there with a shirt on that says "Gimmie dat cock!"
>The sun becomes thousands of times brighter and melts everything instantly.
>"Hey Anon, are rampaging bulls your fetish?"
>Before you can answer her, a bull breaks through your wall and stares at you.
>Shit begins dripping from the faucet in the kitchen.
>It snorts and drags its leg back three times, scratching the floor.
"God damn it I just got that new floor yesterday!"
>Celestia appears and bucks you in the crotch, shattering your pelvis and sending you flying back.
>It charges at you and you jump to the side.
>You grab the pillow on the couch and prepare to use it to lead away the bull when it charges again.
>Fluttershy smacks the pillow away, stares into your eyes, and says: "You're a faggot, Harry."
>The bull turns around and charges again.
>You throw the pillow at it and scream because you don't know how to fucking do that shit.
>It stops inches before your face, fuming with rage and then starts erotically licking you like Fluttershy that one time she got drunk.
>Run out the back door as it chases you.
>You run into the town and ponies dive out of the way of the human being chased by this mad bull and Fluttershy.
>The bull runs into a stand of tomatoes and brutally massacres the pony there.
>It catches up to you and flips you onto his back.
>You grab onto its horns to try to steer it.
>It turns its head 180 degrees around to face you and a wicked smile stretches across it's face as it's eyes go black and it happily says to you, "I'm gonna rape your family."
>When you pull to the left both horns crack off and it falls over in pain.
>You jump off it before it falls over to avoid being crushed while Fluttershy lands next to you looking angry.
>"Did you frame Roger Rabbit?!"
>"Why did you hurt him?!"
"If you haven't guessed already, that's not my fetish."
>Down the street, a carriage crashes into Twilight's tree.
>"You're so mean!"
>She turns to the bull.
>"Let's go rape his family."
>"Are you okay Mr. Bull?"
>"Yes..."
"Hold on three nickels and a can of juice, potatoes don't grow on trees!"
"Whoa wait a minute it can talk?!"
>"Yeah, you fucking asshole."
>He bucks you in the leg, smashing your knee backwards.
"Sorry. I didn't know."
>"Fuck you."
>And so he did. All night long.
>You walk away feeling like crap.
>All because of,
"A bucket of shit..."
"Fucking Fluttershy and her bull..."