marc_d doesn't have time to READ 12 paragraphs, only2 write

marc_d is an op in #hardball, a baseball channel.  he bans people for giving "12 paragraphs" of "TLDR" that he "doesn't have time to read."  fortunately, everyone else has time to read his crap, so here's 12+ paragraphs of marc_d from over the last hour and a half.  note that i'm not including "standard" or "regular" messages-or-2 that are a sentence or less, this is just straightup paragraphs or 2-3 rapid fire responses that effectively create a paragraph.

as always, note how much of this 100% perfectly acceptable and non-banworthy chatting is about baseball.

 21:12 <@marc__d> i saw a pic of Bruce Jenner on a Mag. rack at
                 the store down the street last night, he's got the MORE
                 girl'ish look to him now.....stopped me in my tracks, i almost
                 coughed up dinner,  disgusting co

21:21 <@marc__d> reading yesterday's NY Post, Mickey Rorke is gonna have more
                 facial plastic surgery........this guy is gonna end up looking
                 like a fish in 5 yrs, as he gets old
21:50 <@marc__d> week old, yeaa that was funny the last time too man lol
21:50 <@marc__d> that's something to be proud of........HEY DAD, YOU KNOW HAT,
                 I'M NOT REPULSED BY JERKING OFF........Mom, guess what.....
21:51 <@marc__d> you're an awesome moron cma, god would bless you, if he wasnt
                 so disgusted lol

21:55 <@marc__d> he's obviously done jerking it to chaturbate, that took 3
                 min's, now he's back in here, this is his version of pillow
                 talk
21:56 <@marc__d> you're simply disgusting, this rates as low as sn00py bragging
                 about his 1 inch dick and big ball sack
21:57 <@marc__d> that's about others who wish to partake in unnatural sex acts,
                 not me talking about me Forrest
22:01 <@marc__d> gotta say sit, since you've stopped trying to help people, and
                 since you've stopped follwing cue's Muslim's ways.......you've
                 really done well for yourself destroying the moral fiber in
                 people........cma is a disgusting piece of garbage now,
                 completely useless to society lol Congrats

22:34 <@marc__d> most adults, real adults dont appreciate the ignorance of
                 anyone who would choose to use the N word bamf, it's that
                 simple
22:36 <@marc__d> the N word carries alot more significant amount of Hate
                 attatched to it's definition's history, and we all know that,
                 ACTING like we dont is just plain ignorant
22:36 <@marc__d> i dont laugh at it, i just answer to those who ask me about
                 it.......it's not like i'm proud of it, but i also am not
                 gonna deny it happened either
22:37 <@marc__d> and i'm a completely different person, have been for a long
                 time w/ regard to how i feel about pickle smoochign fudge
                 packers, i'm tolerant of them these days, just as long as they
                 dont get too close to me
22:38 <@marc__d> it's just a reality worth noting palyboy, to ignore the
                 differnces in the world we lived in in the late 70s to the 1
                 we currently reside in, would be like ignoring the obvious
22:40 <@marc__d> a majority of those who hung out at Straight Bars in the 70s,
                 would've been seriously offended by that Flaming big mouth
                 asshole in the Late 70s

22:41 <@marc__d> that was the times we lived in.......the PC movement was not
                 yet born, so Gays were not thrust down society's throat for 20
                 yrs, to get society brainwashed into a new way of thinking /
                 acceptance to the gay community.....that's just reality palyboyver pic