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  1. on *:LOAD:{
  2.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Caaz did 4Britney Spears, he later ended up with a STD.
  3.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Hannah montanas number one fan is 4Uliq.
  4.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Caaz is secretly a 47yo man living with his moms, on Purplesurge checking... out people... D:
  5.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Uliq dances to 4Jonas Brothers with his purity ring whenever a new hit is out.
  6.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: What's the difference between 4Caaz, 4Asian and 4Dragonlord? Nothing, the stupidity is equally annoying.
  7.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: Difference between 4Zach and the rest of the people on Purplesurge is that 4Zach is actually Sexy.
  8.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Caaz could show 4Chestoberry what a boner is in real life, but 4chesto would get a probleme seeing it...
  9.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: If 4Kooldude had a dime for everytime [L2K]Metabeast thought he was l33t, he'd be out of the poor house.
  10.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4Zach is too sexy to write a witty message here.
  11.   .write kick1.txt Random fact: 4MentalFission is secretly a terrorist from afghan, where he teaches the basic studdies of bonorology to 4Chesto and 4Kunu ("How do you have sex?"- 4K
  12.   .write kick2.txt Barbie SICKNESS: 13Hi Barbie Hi Ken! Do you wanna go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump In...
  13.   .write kick2.txt Barbie SICKNESS: 13I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world, Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere, Imagination, life is your creation, Come on Barbie, let's go party!
  14.   .write kick2.txt Barbie SICKNESS: 13I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly, You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
  15.   .write kick2.txt Barbie SICKNESS: 13Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees, Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party!
  16.   .write kick2.txt Barbie SICKNESS: 13Oh, I'm having so much fun! Well Barbie, we're just getting started Oh, I love you Ken!
  17.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf: You think you can run? I should lose another 51 pounds before I should do that!
  18.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf MaDnESS: No-one dares poking me or they will get shot with some body-liquid!
  19.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf MaDnESS: I'd like some of that, but that's where I have ManiZach for
  20.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf MaDnESS: Some say... That he was born with a dildo in his head. Some say he is too smexy to talk to anyone. Some say he continuously plays Pokémon, even when he has spurted his DS. All we know is... he's called Zach.
  21.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf MaDnESS: Can't touch this!
  22.   .write kick3.txt MeatLoaf MaDnESS: It involves a spoon, butter, you and my Power Abuse. Ohyes... Power Abuse...
  23. }
  24. on *:UNLOAD:{
  25.   .write -c kick1.txt
  26.   .write -c kick2.txt
  27.   .write -c kick3.txt
  28. }
  29. menu n* {
  30.   .Kick
  31.   ..Random Message:{ if (%skick == 1 || %skick == 0) { /inc %kick | /kick $chan $1 $read(kick1.txt) 14[M15 %kick 14Z] }
  32.     elseif (%skick == 2) { /inc %kick | /kick $chan $1 $read(kick2.txt) 14[M15 %kick 14Z] }  
  33.   elseif (%skick == 3) { /inc %kick | /kick $chan $1 $read(kick3.txt) 14[M15 %kick 14Z]  } }
  34.   ..Timed:/inc %kick | /describe # pulls down pants | /timer 1 1 /describe # dick-slaps $$1 | /timer 1 2 /describe # RIPS OFF THE DICK AND THROWS IT AFTER $$1 | /timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 HEY! Don't you run away with my dick! >: 14[M15 %kick 14Z]
  35.   ..Set Style
  36.   ...Random Fact:/set -e %skick 1
  37.   ...Barbie Girl:/set -e %skick 2
  38.   ...MeatLoaf:/set -e %skick 3
  39.   -
  40.   .Ban
  41.   ..Ban:/ban -u $+ $?="For how long?" $chan $address($1,2)
  42.   ..K/B:/ban -u $+ $?="For how long?" $chan $address($1,2) | .inc %kick | /kick $chan $1 $read(kick.txt) 14[M15 %kick 14Z]
  43.   ..T Ban:/ban -u $+ $?="For how long?" $chan $address($1,2)
  44.   ..T K/B:/ban -u $+ $?="For how long?" $chan $address($1,2) | .inc %kick | /kick $chan $1 $read(kick.txt) 14[M15 %kick 14Z]
  45.   ..T Mute:/mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($1,2) | .timer 1 $?="For how long?" ./mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($1,2)
  46.   -
  47.   .Access
  48.   ..add Access:/chanserv access $chan add $1 $?="Write access from 1-9999"
  49.   ..del Access:/chanserv access $chan del $1
  50. }
  51. menu channel {
  52.   .Channel Manag
  53.   ..Transf. Founder:/chanserv set $chan founder $?="To whom do you wish to transfer your to?
  54.   ..Register Chan:/chanserv register $chan $?*="Password?" $$?="Channel description?"
  55.   ..Drop Chan:/chanserv drop $chan
  56.   ..Lock Chan:/chanserv access $chan clear | /chanserv sync $chan | /mode $chan +iplk 1 whyme?
  57.   ..Un/Set Modes
  58.   ...Set Modes:/mode $chan + $+ $?="Which modes do you wish to set?"
  59.   ...Unset Modes:/mode $chan - $+ $?="Which modes do you wish to unset?"
  60.   .Access
  61.   ..add Access:/chanserv access $chan add $?="Nickname?" $$?="Write access from 1-9999"
  62.   ..del Access:/chanserv access $chan del $?="Nickname?"
  63.   ..clear Access:/chanserv access $chan clear
  64. }
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