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  1. 卍 Anyone who abbreviates simple words, should be murdered  卍
  2. 卍 Anyone under the IQ of 105 and over the age of 18, should be murdere 卍
  3. 卍 Anyone who says "like", "really", "gay" or "retarded" more than once in a sentence, should be murdered 卍
  4. 卍 Anyone under the age of 18 and says their a hacker, should be murdered 卍
  5. 卍 Anyone who looks like the opposite sex on purpose, should be murdered 卍
  6. 卍 Anyone with really poor grammar, should be murdered 卍
  7. 卍 Anyone who still uses the phrase "You're a dirt", should be murdered 卍
  8. 卍 Anyone who updates their social network status more than twice a day, should be murdered 卍
  9. 卍 Anyone who truly worships a god, should be murdered 卍
  10. 卍 Anyone who still uses the term "noob", or "nub" should be murdered 卍
  11. 卍 Anyone who add the extension "z" to a word such as "noob" or "hacker", should be murdered 卍
  12. 卍 Anyone who sends more than three text messages an hour, should be murdered 卍
  13. 卍 Anyone who can't live without their phone, should be murdered 卍
  14. 卍 Anyone who constantly talks about sex, should be murdered 卍
  15. 卍 Anyone who talks like a valley girl, such as "realllllyyy?" or "seriouslllyyy?", should be murdered 卍
  16. 卍 Anyone who fails P.E should be murdered 卍
  17. 卍 Anyone who needs a tutorial for a simple program, should be murdered 卍
  18. 卍 Anyone who does not understand the concept, or make use of a 'search engine', should be murdered 卍
  19. 卍 Anyone who charges for a simple service, should be murdered 卍
  20. 卍 Anyone who tells a simple joke, and fails horribly, should be murdered 卍
  21. 卍 Anyone who purposely tries to fit their stereotype, such as "Well i'm a blond!", or "Cause i'm black?" should be murdered 卍
  22. 卍 Anyone who purposely makes their stereo speakers unnecessarily loud, should be murdered 卍
  23. 卍 Anyone who pays for a product under $5.00 with a credit card or check, should be murdered 卍
  24. 卍 Anyone who thinks they're a gang banger, but are really the whitest kid on the planet, should be murdered 卍
  25. 卍 Anyone who owns a gun, and is yet to kill anyone should be murdered [with his/her own gun] 卍
  26. 卍 Anyone who sends more than two group messages per week, should me murdered 卍
  27. 卍 Anyone who says "That's bad for you" should be murdered 卍
  28. 卍 Anyone who does ridiculously life threating stunts, and doesn't die (train dodging, tornado chasing,etc), should be murdered via that act 卍
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