CURRENT xX [CXX] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
	CXX: You seem quite determined to we◆r out my title.
	CXX: MAy I ask why?
CCF: To summon you into a crowd of your waiting fans.
CCF: c:
CCF: I thought that was obvious.
	CXX: Your flattery will get you nowhere I am afraid. While I suppose I appreciate the gesture, I am recieving a vibe that you have be confused for another such fellow. Dashing as he is I must wonder as to the connection.
CAE: Tell us, xX - are your acts the blank page around the ink of your words?
CBR: Ohgod, AE's become a poet
CAE: Because I'm certain they are.
	CXX: In all of my vast repituare of responses Ive yet to think of one to that.
	CXX: Bravo good sir.
CAE: It's only my duty as a player to corner a riddling game master.
CAE: After all, the best slave is the one whom his master serves.
CAE: I just don't seem to remember which Greek philosopher said that...
	CXX: I know full well the weight behind the words spoken, however I assure you they ned not be so complex. My taks here is simple and I will preform it as instructed. It is your job that is to be challenging.
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CAE: Fittingly fair.
CVL: My pants.
CCF: They became unbearably fancy since entering this memo.
CVL: Yes.
CWC: I think the word you are looking for is verbose.
CCF: Your new title is the Fancy of Pants.
CWC: :]
CVL: Yes, the Fancy of Pants.
CURRENT lazyDoofus [CLD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLD: Please don't tell me xx is who I think it is.
CCF: I Wish.
CGP: XX, is it possible that the task given to you is not the ultimate goal in which you were meant to strive for?
CGP: Got to wondering after you left last time and just want to know. :P
CURRENT curiosBeagle [CCB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCB: Ok, I see, that is impossible to read white text guy from phone. And I understand that he is very important for players, isn't he?
CGP: Didn't want to ask on Tumblr. Whoever redirected your URL might do something bad if I'm right
FSR: gtg
FSR ceased responding to memo.
CLD: It is. XX is here right now...
CCB: I see
	CXX: I am here as much as I am anywhere else.
CWC: I am afraid I have to leave now.
CWC: But I bid you all farewell for now.
CBR: Enjoy, WC
CVL: Heh, WC.
	CXX: In response to your inquiry, My tasks are given to me in parts. I know that my ultimate goal is to lead you, the plaers to the door so that it may be opened by someone other then himself.
CURRENT greekFortune [CGF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGF: I back
	CXX: However it is not a task that is simply /done/. There is much that must be completed before one could even hope of reaching it, let alone opening it.
CGP: But there's that person who redirected the URL. They don't want the door open.
CLD: Where is "the door"?
CGF: oh god i missed so much
CGF: ;_;
CLD: wait plaers
CAE: What are the locks? Are they on the door? Does each lock have a unique key that fits into one lock exclusively? Is the door unlocked already?
CWC ceased responding to memo.
CCF: Brb.
CURRENT apocalypticGame [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: hello, SBARG players
	CXX: The door is but a term, I believe there is yet another object in history that has similar (though not the same) connotations. It was a box, one owned by a small girl of Greek descent.
CVL: HELLO.
CGP: Pandora.
CGP: Right?
CDC: Pandora's box?
CAE: Very good.
CAG: everytime i return from school i see that the plot has advanced a great deal farther.
CGF: pandora's box wasn't owned by pandora
CAG: it's becoming impossible to catch up! =|
	CXX: Ah yes, that would be the one. Though that is most certainly not what you are after. As that would not be beneificial for anyone.
CGP: But Pandora had the box, GF.
CGF: it was owned by prometheus's brother
	CXX: While it may be true that hope was left in that box in particular, to get to it was to destroy the world.
CAE: Please, go on.
CAG: so, where are we now in terms of the game? iv'e seen things about 'ascention'...
	CXX: That is not the point of the door.
CWH ceased responding to memo.
CGP: AG, the ascension was to God Tiers, and is directly affiliated with SBARG, unlike XX, which has been confirmed unrelated for the moment.
CSH ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT apatheticProcrastinator [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAP: AG- "He" found us and we had to find our quest beds and GT
	CXX: The door is but a gateway, to power, wealth, immortality if you will. Who constructed it, or its original purpose not even I am aware of. As this information has not been given to me.
CCB: A lot of important diologs here, I see. Try to get them few hours leter, in the morning... Eeh, good luck every one?
CLD: XX, where would the door be?
CTS ceased responding to memo.
	CXX: The door is where it has always been. The very center of the universe in which you now find yourselves.
CGP: Yep, I thought it would be beyond the furthest ring.
	CXX: However, knowing its location will do you no good in your quest to find it.
CLD: Why would we want to find it in the first place is a whole other story.
	CXX: That much is simple.
CAG: i take it the lead was the two new World Book clues?
	CXX: The door was locked away in the hopes that it could never be abused. Assured that it could never be opened.
CAG: from volumes 7 and 18
	CXX: However it has come to light that this assumption was wrong.
CLD: Reasonable. Though I ask not cause of what it holds, but to see if it's able to open it.
CLD: Which I doubt.
	CXX: It would seem that no matter the complexity of its defenses or the vastness of its irregularity, the locks themselves are not invincable.
	CXX: He has already managed to damage one of them.
CAG: i've heard of 2--x, but is this xX guy a new deal?
	CXX: And act that has caught the immediate attention of my instructor.
CGP: Okay give us the velvet key so we can enter the velvet door already. LOL no
CGP: I'm just joking.
CGP: But I do wonder if it's anything similar...
	CXX: Hahaha, jest or not, I wish myself it were that easy.
CLD: How would one open the door?
CURRENT esotericDefence [CED] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CED: hello again!
CAE: What lies beyond the door oughtn't be a matter of ours, xX?
CAG: 'ello
CCB ceased responding to memo.
	CXX: The locks guarding the door are numerous, and many not physical in nature.
CURRENT gregariousGhost [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: I'm in need of a team!
CURRENT thesmotheteGabble [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: ME TOO
CGP: Will it take our God Tier powers to unlock some of these locks?
CGG: Please. Guys,
CAE: (xX, you seem to fight using weapons of absence of context, letting us malcontextualise on our own.)
CAG: bleh, still need to find my quest bed or whatever
CAE: (That's only a statement. React to it as you will, or see fit.)
	CXX: It will take everything you are able to throw at it, and possibly more. It is for this reason so many have been summoned to undergo this task.
CTG: Name: Atlas | Location: California | Timezone: GMT -8 | Land: Pulse and Temples | Prototyped: gluestick and caterpillar | Contact: pesterchum: thesmotheteGabble | Team: none yet | Title: I'm not sure
CAG: so i guess ill look elsewhere for assistance, since we seem to be busy with whitetext guy. ciao!
CLD: WHy does your instructor want it so much?
	CXX: That, and he will not be so easy to . . . sway.
CAP: AG, type in the last code in lower case at the end of the URL
CAE: You know the consequences of our success?
CURRENT coryInthehouse [CCI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCI: How can i come back when IM ALREADY IN THE HOUSE
CED: Teams looking for and full: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AtPzxmnu6Ef8dGFpVkxTaXNpSVpyeWJBTVAwaFB6R1E#gid=0
CAG: which 'last code'?
CGG: Thank you.
CAP: The last one submitted to sbarg
CCI ceased responding to memo.
	CXX: My ... instructor wants nothing to do with the contents of that accursed room. Rather he wants only to see them remain out of the hands of the deciever.
CAP: 4n9ke
	CXX: The one who has attempted to force a lock.
CED: no problem
CAG: ah, right
CAG: where the 2 World Book clues of any signifigance?
CBR: Attempted?
CLD: Who is the deciever?
CAP: yeah, we got led to a page that says "he knows" and then when we got access to the photobucket account it was hosted on, there were other images and the individual numbers made up the code
CCG ceased responding to memo.
	CXX: He is the one of whom you should be wary.
CAG: ah, cool. I wish i was here for this stuff :<
CGP: LD, presumably the owner of the tumblr we get redirected to in XX's latest clue.
CAE: "Force a lock"? Provide context please. The verb is being used in a much too semantically displaced way for us to even consider taking this at face value.
	CXX: He is the very reason this quest has been started. For if he were to gain acces to the door. . .
	CXX: I shudder to contemplate the consiquences.
CURRENT pumpkinsExist [CPE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPE: xX, what the hell are you doing here? You are not a part of thi$ $e$$ion.
CGF: no quirks
CPE: $hit, forgot.
CGG: See ya later, thanks for the assistance.
CPE: hang on.
CGG ceased responding to memo.
CGF: anyways
	CXX: You are quite right, I am but mearly an observer. I drive the train that runck tracks placed parallel.
CGF: what is the skype group again
CBR: There's a Skype group?
CAG: whoah hey, Bard of Time for me
CGP: XX, can you confirm or deny that the deceiver owns the tumblr we are linked to in the latest clue posted to your Tumblr?
CGF: yeah
CAG: cool 'nuff
CLD: If there is another session, how is it started? Through SBARG or another source?
CGF: i got seer of time
CPE: What's going on? I was at School.
CTG: How do I find my aspect?
CBR: Muse of Light. Bleh, super-passive, and I'm a guy
	CXX: I unfortunatly cannot. I have not been able to gain access to this page of which I have been told. Tehre is simply nothing there.
CLD: I got a rather morbid title. "Rogue of Life".
	CXX: That is what worries me the most.
CAG: PE: we were lead to GT ascention.
CTG: ....How find aspect?
	CXX: Should his attention have been drawn to the players, things are to get . . . hairy.
CGF: hao 2 find aspect
CGF: pls help
CLD: http://sbarg.tumblr.com/4n9ke
CTG: Yes
CURRENT subtleCacophony [CSC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSC: I got the Sylph of Light. c:
CGP: XX, if you come on here and ask us, we can tell you what's on that tumblr at any given time.
CED: I'm Prince of Doom, pretty snazzy
CURRENT aloofChrysomallos [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: C___ Rogue of Time. Sweet.
CPE: Prince of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! (Couldn't resist)
CBR: Rerolled lust now by clicking the link, and got Lord of Void
CUR: fuck doom
CUR: im prince of void
CGF: so much for rarest class
CUR: B)
CTG: thanks
CTS ceased responding to memo.
CED: :(
CAG: got maid of heart on my second roll, lol
CGF: i got lord of ___ five times in a row
CCS: Page of Void.
CGF: but i'm a woman
CAG: so not happening
CBR: GF, yep
CURRENT clockworkWinter [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCW: Mage of Mind
-- CURRENT esotericDefence [CED] punches UR --
CTG: Bard of mind
CUR: ow you dick
CGF: spoony bards
-- CURRENT understandablyRespected [CUR] punches ED back --
	CXX: Communication is a hinge, one of which will recieve commonplace among the session. For it is only with cooperation will there be any chance of reaching the door.
CAG: XD
-- CURRENT esotericDefence [CED] stops before strife gets out of hand --
CTG: I desperately need a team!
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CTG: HELP?
CLD: XX, you said your session or others that are in another session is in no way related to the horrorterrors.
CAE: xX, why the long, yet still perfectly square face? http://i.imgur.com/9exHk.png
ceased responding to memo.
CGP: XX, did you at any point see any content of th3d3ci3v3r's tumblr, the one we're redirected to from yours?
CLD: Does that mean the way to start the game is located at a different source?
CAG: xX, why do you feel the need to be whitetext guy? That is such an inconvenience. X|
CED: contact others on the doc TG, if they're in the looking for column, I'm sure you can get your own team together
	CXX: I was forced to look up the definition of one of your words. . . "mankini" I believe it was.
CTG: Can I be in a team now?
CBR: Oh,
CBR: XX
CAG ceased responding to memo.
CBR: I am so sorry
CAP: I don't think teams are even needed besides roleplay
CCS: Yeah
	CXX: I am aware of the councel.
CCS: I'm still considering joining one. Seems fun.
	CXX: As they are aware of me.
CPE: Are there any roleplaying memoe?
	CXX: Nothing more.
CAP: I haven't seen my team in two days
CPE: memos?
CCS: I think Team Cankind is a rp memo.
CAE: I congess that "mankini" was a scarring expirience.
CTG: Is there an empty space in anyones team?
CAE: /congress/
CPE: I haven't seen my team in a while, either.
CCS: How awkward would it be to join a team at this point anyway.
CTG: very awkward...
CED: I have iffy hours, so I'm never on when my team is
CTG ceased responding to memo.
CGP: XX, is th3d3ci3v3r a threat at all?
CLD: omg
CED: GP?
	CXX: th3d3ci3v3r . . .
CED: no quirks please
CBR: Not a quirk
CGP: I'm not sure if it's a proxy or the actual guy.
CBR: Literal name of a page
CED: ohh sorry...
	CXX: You mean to say that as in. "the deciever"?
CWA ceased responding to memo.
CGP: The tumblr's url that we are redirected to from yours is th3d3ci3v3r.
	CXX: The one who has brought about this chaos to begin with?
CLD: What chaos.
	CXX: HE HAS CONTACTED A PLAYER!?!?
CPE: Lord English?
	CXX ceased responding to memo.