AVGN Extended Comment: The Ikari Warriors/ABBA Theory

I really wish you would have used the ABBA outtake in the game. Great, now that I type that out you could have done it in a well known ABBA (the band) style. Of course, you'd have to have parodies of:

Dancing Queen:
 "You are the scrotum king, young and clean, only 17...."

... Which clearly explains a lot. I think there is a conspiracy here. Otherwise the code wouldn't be the way it is. Maybe they were trying to instigate an ABBA revival?

SOS:
"So when you're near me tanks explode beneath me .. scrotum gun!"

Take A Chance On Me:
"When you stand around, you're the first to find
Honey I'm still free, grow a pube on me!

If you need me let me know, I'm young and proud
When you got no place to go, cause you're stuck in the ground.
Now you're all alone, and smooth young guns have gone
What a perfect time, grow a pube on me!"

I could go on forever. Clearly there is enough evidence here to elevate this to a theory and not just a hypothesis without having to evoke the classic, but obvious to anyone with a hairless scrotum, 1974 Eurovision winning "Waterloo" tribute "Ballsack, Woo!":

So how could I ever refuse? You simply take a look and you lose!
Ballsack, woo! I was defeating you from the wall!
Ballsack, woo! Promise to shoot you for ever more!
(duh duhn duh duhn duh duhn duh)
Ballsack, woo! Couldn't grow hair if I wanted to!
(scrotumy-sax fill!)
Ballsack, woo! Finally facing my ballsack, woo...
(Woo-oo-woo-oo!)
Ballsack, woo, finally facing my ballsack, woo...

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