Turing testing

 Lakia Lebert wants to chat with you.
 me:  Hello. Who are you?
 Lakia:  heya..long time no see?
 me:  We ever met before?
 Lakia:  hi
 Отправлено в 14:10, четверг
 me:  Where do you live?
Who are you and why are you calling me?
 Lakia:  miami
 me:  Russia. Hot & Cold, huh
 Lakia:  Hey hun, How are you doin 2day? want 2 talk for a little bit?...Im bored and wanted to meet new people
 me:  Unless you are a spam bot, I might be want to talk. Otherwise...
 Lakia:  nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
 me:  Veggie or vegan?
 Lakia:  Cool... Well, I am Jenni i am originally from Miami!! Can I ask you a question?
 me:  Shoot
 Lakia:  which kinda girlz u in to ? r you more into BIG TITS or a BIG BUTT???
 me:  What if I prefer boys?...
 Lakia:  lols good question, huh? ^.^ want to see?i got a couple free mins...
 me:  Frankly, I don't prefer boys. Nor girls. I hate them both.
I love PONIES!
You've got ponies?
 Lakia:  i'm gonna turn on my web-cam n you can watch me play with my booty!!! lol, brb!!!
 me:  YOU ARE A PONY!?
 Lakia:  Ok!!  i am rdy!!! go to http://y.ahoo.it/ScdLg and i'll put on a naughty show 4 u!
 me:  The link doesn't work.
 I so wanted to watch a pony on a web-cam!...
 Lakia:  Its http://y.ahoo.it/ScdLg just accept my cam invite,
 me:  No it doesn't. It tells me "Your internet connection is unavailable, account balance is negative."
 Lakia:  accept my webcam invite n i will b able to get undressed for u!!
 me:  So are you pony or not? I've had some bad experience on the Internet before, with an unknown stranger who invited me to the web-cam chat as well pretending she is a pony too...
... but she happened to be A HORSE!
((
 Lakia:  might say i'm offline then just start joining.I'm logging in right now
 me:  I don't want to recall it anymore.
 Lakia:  CC is just 2 verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page..but you need to verify that you are an adult...can't show my booty and pussy to minors,u know??
 me:  I'm afraid you might be a horse too.
Please tell me you are not. Please.
 Lakia:  k.. You in?
k, Click on "Private Time" underneath my web cam...usee it?
 me:  Do you have some documents that proof you are a pony? Maybe some pony riding license?...
 Lakia:  ok ;P
 me:  Tell me what color is your tail.
Is it long?
I love ponies with long tails.