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- [5:55:30 PM] Icy: Welcome to the very first Sep7agon Weekly Update interview section, where we'll be interviewing various community members every single week. Today on the hot seat, we have the infamous TheOneTrueDesticle, or Desticle for short. Desticle, how does it feel to be the live guinea pig?
- [5:55:39 PM] Desticle: Eh, I've lived through worse.
- [5:56:12 PM] Icy: Care to tell us about your time on Sep7agon, how you found out about us and such?
- [5:56:50 PM] Desticle: So basically the only reason I signed up is because Cheat made it so guests couldn't view post replies right around the time of the AdSense kerfuffle
- [5:57:16 PM] Desticle: Latsu had been sending me threads every few days to look at but when it got to that point I finally just signed up
- [5:57:52 PM] Desticle: This was shortly after the release of Destiny (and the overthrowing of #OffTopic by the desticles) so I wanted a name which would sufficiently piss off a long-time B.net user. I chose TheOneTrueDesticle and nothing was ever the same
- [5:58:49 PM] Icy: Well, you have certainly manage to piss off quite a few people in your time here. Now, you said that you initially viewed the forums as a guest. What is it that attracted you to stick around and become an active member?
- [5:59:38 PM] Desticle: Like I said, it literally wouldn't let me view the contents of a thread unless I was signed up. I figured I might as well register
- [6:00:17 PM] Desticle: It all went downhill from there
- [6:01:04 PM] Icy: Now, what're thoughts on Anarchy? You definitely become one of the more recognized members whenever that opens up for the weekend
- [6:01:22 PM] Desticle: Am I?
- [6:01:47 PM] Desticle: Well, I'd say a majority of the conflicts I bring on are at the time of Anarchy weekend
- [6:02:14 PM] Desticle: In fact, I have something really special planned this time around for my good friend Kinder
- [6:02:25 PM] Desticle: But let me tell you the story of the first Anarchy weekend
- [6:02:33 PM] Icy: I'd love to hear it
- [6:02:48 PM] Desticle: I had signed up exactly one day before Anarchy first started
- [6:03:26 PM] Desticle: I wasn't really sure exactly what it was but Latsu seemed excited for it. It was then that I made my mad dash to get my first 25 posts in to attain the sought-after title of "Member" so I could participate in the shitfest
- [6:03:30 PM] Desticle: And it was glorious
- [6:03:50 PM] Desticle: It was that weekend that I learned about the lovely Kiyohime
- [6:04:06 PM] Desticle: And all the wonderful things she's done for the good people of Sep7gon and B.net
- [6:04:31 PM] Desticle: I was surprised to see her go; everyone loved her so much
- [6:04:40 PM] Desticle: What with the revealing of IP addresses of anonymous posters
- [6:04:54 PM] Desticle: Truly shocking if you ask me
- [6:05:11 PM] Icy: Oh, indeed.
- [6:05:32 PM] Icy: Speaking of those first rounds of Anarchy, can we expect to see any leaked nudes of you in this round? I'm sure your fans would love a glimpse
- [6:05:57 PM] Desticle: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- [6:06:06 PM] Desticle: I honestly don't think they could handle it
- [6:06:21 PM] Icy: Quite cocky, eh?
- [6:07:14 PM] Desticle: I recall a story about Zeus, the God of Thunder and one of his many lovers
- [6:07:32 PM] Desticle: She asked Zeus if she could see his true form and he told her she would be destroyed or something if she did
- [6:07:36 PM] Desticle: I can't really remember
- [6:07:42 PM] Desticle: Anyway, that's pretty much what would happen
- [6:07:47 PM] Desticle: One look and -blam!-
- [6:07:51 PM] Desticle: You're dust
- [6:07:57 PM] Desticle: Pretty cool stuff
- [6:08:03 PM] Desticle: And yes, they will be quite cocky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- [6:08:11 PM] Icy: Haha. We'll have to test that out after our interview
- [6:08:32 PM] Desticle: I'll have to charge you 1600 Microsoft points for that pleasure
- [6:08:43 PM] Icy: Damn! 100 points short.
- [6:08:51 PM] Desticle: Aw, shucks
- [6:09:11 PM] Icy: So, what're your thoughts on the state of forums right now? Any changes you'd like to see our lord and savior Cheat make in the future?
- [6:09:23 PM] Desticle: let's rock
- [6:09:32 PM] Desticle: Okay, so Cheat
- [6:09:35 PM] Desticle: Like, what the fuck?
- [6:09:47 PM] Desticle: So imagine in your mind's eye this:
- [6:09:56 PM] Desticle: A sliding scale of autism
- [6:10:21 PM] Desticle: On one end in the depths of Decimator Omega's soul lies the full autism end
- [6:10:27 PM] Desticle: On the other is a complete lack of autism
- [6:10:36 PM] Desticle: Right now, The Flood and Serious make up those two extremes
- [6:10:45 PM] Icy: I've heard that before.
- [6:11:40 PM] Desticle: I think we should enact a "shitposting only" rule in Serious and convert The Flood into a "serious bsns only" forum
- [6:11:51 PM] Desticle: Definitely a good idea, yeah?
- [6:12:06 PM] Icy: I'm pretty sure Psy and Meta would castrate you on that one.
- [6:12:11 PM] Desticle: Yeah, well
- [6:12:15 PM] Desticle: In all seriousness
- [6:12:24 PM] Desticle: I'd like to be able to post a general discussion thread in Serious
- [6:12:40 PM] Desticle: Because going in, you have the expectation of "no anime spam, no derailing, no shitposting" and so on
- [6:12:59 PM] Desticle: I think there could be some really great potential for Serious to become a wider discussion board
- [6:13:32 PM] Icy: Obesity could be a huge topic of conversation.
- [6:13:37 PM] Icy: Very informative to our members.
- [6:13:39 PM] Desticle: Absolutely
- [6:13:56 PM] Desticle: In fact, there are quite a few members of the forum who suffer from chronic and severe obesity
- [6:14:11 PM] Desticle: So I think having more of an open discussion about it could be very helpful
- [6:14:13 PM] Icy: Come now. Let's not bring Slash's mom into this
- [6:14:17 PM] Desticle: ayy lmao
- [6:14:22 PM] Icy: Any shout outs you'd like to make before I let you go?
- [6:14:35 PM] Desticle: Yeah, I have a few
- [6:14:44 PM] Desticle: CIS Scum: You're a neckbeard faggot
- [6:15:03 PM] Desticle: ねこ: (heart) u bbe
- [6:15:17 PM] Desticle: Psy: Thanks for being not shitty
- [6:15:37 PM] Desticle: Cheat: My admin tools stopped working again. Pls fix
- [6:16:06 PM] Desticle: Elegiac: Nobody gives a shit when you're going to bed. Shut the fuck up
- [6:16:21 PM] Desticle: Latsu: Come play CS:GO with me, fgt
- [6:17:09 PM] Desticle: Okay, now on to the more general points
- [6:17:47 PM] Desticle: Hey Byrne, Ossku, Tru, Yutaka, and the rest of you weebs: Anime spam is almost never funny. It makes no sense 90% of the time and only appeals to people exactly like you
- [6:18:24 PM] Desticle: Verbatim, I really want to like you but your SJW niggerfaggot ways make it hard to do so. Unclench your asshole a little bit and you'll have a lot better time. Oh, and everyone else will have a lot easier time penetrating you as well
- [6:18:46 PM] Icy: I can vouch that his anus is difficult to penetrate.
- [6:18:50 PM] Icy: But that might be because I'm so big
- [6:19:11 PM] Desticle: Are you're saying you're a big guy?
- [6:19:41 PM] Icy: I plead the fifth
- [6:19:53 PM] Icy: Final question - if you had the chance, would you sleep with a 10/10 femboy?
- [6:20:03 PM] Desticle: Wait, speaking of pleading the fifth:
- [6:20:24 PM] Desticle: Kinder, a forum on the internet doesn't fall under the jurisdiction of the US Constitution, dipshit
- [6:20:35 PM] Desticle: Especially now that you already admitted to it
- [6:20:42 PM] Desticle: So uh
- [6:20:43 PM] Desticle: Hmm
- [6:21:15 PM] Desticle: So I have a story to tell you regarding that last question
- [6:21:26 PM] Icy: I'll grab the popcorn
- [6:22:03 PM] Desticle: Anyway, in the 10th grade, I found out that one of my friends was secretly posing as a 10/10 femboy
- [6:22:45 PM] Desticle: So, you know how when you're traveling really fast in a spacecraft, stuff like dust and paint chips and shit can tear your aircraft apart?
- [6:22:48 PM] Desticle: Crazy shit, huh?
- [6:22:56 PM] Icy: Totally
- [6:22:59 PM] Desticle: Sorry, that doesn't have anything to do with the story. I just found that interesting
- [6:23:02 PM] Desticle: So anyway
- [6:23:30 PM] Desticle: I went to McDonald's and this chick put ice in my drink after I specifically told her not to. What a pile of shit
- [6:23:44 PM] Desticle: It's like, half the restaurants I go to refuse to bring me a drink without ice
- [6:23:47 PM] Desticle: Hot damn
- [6:23:53 PM] Desticle: So to answer your question
- [6:23:59 PM] Desticle: No, I wouldn't bang Nuka
- [6:24:04 PM] Icy: Shame.
- [6:24:12 PM] Icy: Well, thanks Desticle for being my guinea pig. We'll go bang now
- [6:24:17 PM] Desticle: No problem
- [6:24:19 PM] Icy: Until next time folks - don't be a cunt!
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