My answers.

My answers to these questions.

What would people say about you at your funeral?
Probably that I'm a funny person or a psychopath who never really gave a shit about anything else.

What do you believe stands between you and complete happiness?
Success, power, and dominance.

When will you be good enough for you? Is there some breaking point where you will accept everything about yourself?
Never, unless I magically become God.

If you were at heaven’s gates, and God asked “you why should I let you in?”, what would you say?
If you actually are a loving merciful God, then you'll let me in. But if you don't, fuck you and your heaven.

Do you fear death? If so, do you have a good reason?
No. There is no logic in fearing the inevitable.

If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you want to run into? Does that person know how much they mean to you?
If I lost everything tomorrow, I wouldn't run into someone's arms. Fuck that. I'd go take what I want. The only way to get out of a hole is to fucking do it.

If you had the chance to go back in time and change one thing, what would you change?
Nothing. My life has made me who I am today. And I fucking love me.

If you could make a 30 second speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Nothing really matters, morals are just restrictions, do what you want, even at the detriment of others.

If you had all the money in the world but still had to have some kind of job, what would you choose to do?
1ST GRADE GYM TEACHER. WITHOUT A DOUBT.

What would you change if you were told with 100% certainty that God does not exist? Or if you don’t believe in God, that he does exist?
I don't know, probably.

What would you change if you knew you were NEVER going to die?
I'd make sure to never get arrested and sentenced to life in prison.

If this were the last day of your life, would you want to do what you were about to do today?
NOPE. FUCK EVERYTHING. I'd definitely sadistically murder as many people as possible.

If your life was a movie, what would be the title?
"My Life." because I'm unoriginal as fuck.

If you could ask for one wish, what would it be?
Unlimited money.

How could you describe yourself in 5 words?
Psychopath, misogynist, nihilist, misanthropist, sadist.

Are there chances you've passed up that you wish you’d have taken?
Yeah, I really should've stolen more shit. there were so many opportunities.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old are you?
Uh...I don't know.

If not now, then when?
Never.

What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
Rape.

Are you aware that someone has it worse than you?
No shit, Sherlock.

If you had to choose between a book or a movie what would you choose?
A movie. Reading is for queers.

If you could see your whole life till now on a movie would you enjoy it?
I guess...

If you could ask 1 person just one question, and they would answer honestly, what would you ask and who would you ask?
To God, "Are you real?"

What would you do different if you were reborn?
Murder way more people.