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  1. [22:59:57] <Dirk Action> I bought groceries :3
  2. [23:00:38] *** NickFuzzeh4 (tnt-br0sk-nickfuzzeh4@tnt-alliance.net/Nick-PC) a rejoint la salle comme un participant
  3. [23:00:57] <Dirk Action> got like, half a kilogram of steak
  4. [23:01:02] <Dirk Action> striploin steak fuckyeah
  5. [23:01:34] <Sheen> yeah
  6. [23:02:53] <Ninfonial> meat is weighed in lbs
  7. [23:03:47] <pisovviet> fucking ure, not delivering my stuff instead of living his life. Does internet spaceships means nothing to him?
  8. [23:04:14] <Sheen> Ninfonial: get out
  9. [23:04:50] <Chizu Usoko> meat is weighted in lbs you faggots
  10. [23:05:01] <Dirk Action> lol nope
  11. [23:05:06] <Dirk Action> get out imperialfags
  12. [23:05:07] <Dirk Action> get out
  13. [23:05:11] <Dirk Action> back of the bus
  14. [23:05:14] <Sheen> >imperial measurements
  15. [23:05:15] <Sheen> ahahaha
  16. [23:06:05] <Ninfonial> LBS you niggers
  17. [23:06:21] <Ninfonial> you are buying MEAT, not CRACK
  18. [23:07:28] <Dirk Action> are you implying
  19. [23:07:35] <Ninfonial> yes
  20. [23:07:40] <Dirk Action> that the only place for metric units of measurement for weight is in the drug trade?
  21. [23:08:01] <Ninfonial> GO AMERICA
  22. [23:08:06] <Ninfonial> FUCK YEAH
  23. [23:08:11] <Dirk Action> get out amerifags
  24. [23:08:15] <Dirk Action> americunts
  25. [23:08:47] <Chizu Usoko> seriously
  26. [23:08:57] <Chizu Usoko> who the fuck measures meat in KGS
  27. [23:09:01] <neverlastingfear> Weighing meat in Kilograms?
  28. [23:09:12] <neverlastingfear> Are you non-American's fucking retarded?
  29. [23:09:20] <Ninfonial> i measure my meat by how far my wife's jaw drops
  30. [23:09:24] <Chizu Usoko> non american here
  31. [23:09:27] <Sheen> who the fuck weighs anything in pounds more like
  32. [23:09:28] <Chizu Usoko> we do it in lbs
  33. [23:09:33] <Dirk Action> yeah you would
  34. [23:09:34] <neverlastingfear> Next thing you know you'll be measuring body weight in stones....Oh wait some countries do.
  35. [23:09:37] <Dirk Action> britain aka little america
  36. [23:09:38] <Sheen> its a shitty unit with a shitty definition
  37. [23:09:40] <Ninfonial> who the fuck weighs anything in kilograms
  38. [23:09:54] <pisovviet> uuhhh, every civilized country?
  39. [23:09:57] <Sheen> p much
  40. [23:10:14] <neverlastingfear> >Europe
  41. [23:10:17] <Ninfonial> no i p little
  42. [23:10:18] <neverlastingfear> >civilized
  43. [23:10:21] <neverlastingfear> choose only one.
  44. [23:10:23] <Ninfonial> i like to hold it in
  45. [23:10:24] <Dirk Action> Canada
  46. [23:10:25] <Dirk Action> motherfucker
  47. [23:10:34] <Ninfonial> yes canadians are motherfuckers
  48. [23:10:36] <Ninfonial> GO AMERICA
  49. [23:10:37] <neverlastingfear> Canada isn't civilized.
  50. [23:10:37] <Dirk Action> Americans are supposed to be the only cuntry that uses imperial
  51. [23:10:41] <Dirk Action> yet here I am
  52. [23:10:46] <Dirk Action> learning Britain is doing it too
  53. [23:10:51] <Dirk Action> fucking faggots
  54. [23:10:57] <Ninfonial> because imerial is superior
  55. [23:11:01] <Ninfonial> just like whites
  56. [23:11:02] <Dirk Action> implying
  57. [23:11:03] <Ninfonial> and america
  58. [23:11:08] <Sheen> go carry your pounds some more miles
  59. [23:11:08] <Dirk Action> >metric
  60. [23:11:09] <Ninfonial> imperial even
  61. [23:11:09] <Sheen> haha
  62. [23:11:11] <Chizu Usoko> DONT MIND ME JUST MM/DD/YYYY
  63. [23:11:20] <Ninfonial> ASL?
  64. [23:11:21] <Dirk Action> >1000 of any unit = 1 unit of higher progression
  65. [23:11:23] <Dirk Action> >imperial
  66. [23:11:27] <Dirk Action> >what the fuck where is the pattern
  67. [23:11:27] <neverlastingfear> MM/DD/YYYY IS HOW YOU DO IT FAGGOT.
  68. [23:11:33] <neverlastingfear> NOT DD/MM/YYYY
  69. [23:11:36] <NickFuzzeh4> get the fuck out
  70. [23:11:37] <Dirk Action> no
  71. [23:11:38] <Dirk Action> what the fuck
  72. [23:11:39] <NickFuzzeh4> its day first
  73. [23:11:40] <Ninfonial> imperial 10 of .10 = 1
  74. [23:11:40] <Dirk Action> DD/MM/YYYY
  75. [23:11:43] <Sheen> imperial length units are the funniest shit ever
  76. [23:11:47] <Chizu Usoko> YYYY/MM/DD
  77. [23:11:48] <NickFuzzeh4> day, month, year
  78. [23:11:49] <Dirk Action> day comes first
  79. [23:11:49] <Dirk Action> retard
  80. [23:11:51] <Chizu Usoko> all the time
  81. [23:11:52] <Dirk Action> day month year
  82. [23:11:52] <NickFuzzeh4> increasing
  83. [23:11:53] <Ninfonial> MM/DD/YY or YYYY
  84. [23:11:54] <NickFuzzeh4> fuck sake
  85. [23:11:54] <Chizu Usoko> JESUS
  86. [23:11:56] <Dirk Action> who the fuck does month day year
  87. [23:11:57] <Dirk Action> oh wait
  88. [23:11:58] <Ninfonial> month day year
  89. [23:11:58] <NickFuzzeh4> 'merican retards
  90. [23:11:58] <Dirk Action> america
  91. [23:12:02] <neverlastingfear> No you fucking cunt bags there is less amount of months then days, so months then day then year
  92. [23:12:04] <neverlastingfear> fucking niggers
  93. [23:12:05] <Chizu Usoko> FUCKING YYYY/MM/DD
  94. [23:12:13] <NickFuzzeh4> that is no argument
  95. [23:12:14] <Ninfonial> smart people know its MM/DD/YYYY
  96. [23:12:24] <NickFuzzeh4> your opinion of smart people is invalid
  97. [23:12:30] <NickFuzzeh4> its days first
  98. [23:12:34] <Ninfonial> 9/11/2001
  99. [23:12:34] <NickFuzzeh4> get out if you disagree
  100. [23:12:39] <Sheen> ofc its days first
  101. [23:12:41] <Ninfonial> NOT NOVEMBER 9th!
  102. [23:12:43] <Sheen> jesus fucking christ
  103. [23:12:44] <pisovviet> DD/MM/YYYY for fuck sake, from closer denominator to further
  104. [23:12:44] <neverlastingfear> You get out it's Months first.
  105. [23:12:49] <Chizu Usoko> Anyone who works with computers does YYYY/MM/DD
  106. [23:12:50] <Sheen> what pisov said
  107. [23:12:55] <Chizu Usoko> fucking really
  108. [23:13:05] <Ninfonial> THEY ARE IN A STRAIGHT LINE THERE IS NO DENOMINATOR
  109. [23:13:05] <Sheen> "theres less in this group"
  110. [23:13:05] <Chizu Usoko> what the shit is mm/dd/yyyy
  111. [23:13:06] <Sheen> really?
  112. [23:13:07] <neverlastingfear> Pisov you stupid dickshit, there are 28-31 days in a month, and 12 months in a year
  113. [23:13:14] <Dirk Action> yeah but
  114. [23:13:16] <Dirk Action> the day comes first
  115. [23:13:16] <neverlastingfear> there are less months than days, and numerically days should come second
  116. [23:13:28] <neverlastingfear> So NIGGAS PLEASE
  117. [23:13:29] <Dirk Action> is that why americans do it the worst way possible?
  118. [23:13:30] <Dirk Action> that's hilarious
  119. [23:13:30] <pisovviet> the only exception may be for historical dates, in which YYYY/DD/MM may be a good idea, but nobody use it so fuck that
  120. [23:13:31] <Ninfonial> the day comes first when i say its the 4th of august
  121. [23:13:32] <NickFuzzeh4> why do that? are you guys that retarded?
  122. [23:13:33] <Dirk Action> twisted logic
  123. [23:13:35] <Dirk Action> twisted
  124. [23:13:36] <Dirk Action> fucking
  125. [23:13:37] <Dirk Action> logic
  126. [23:13:38] <Ninfonial> as in 08/04/11
  127. [23:13:48] <Dirk Action> that's april 8th
  128. [23:13:49] <pisovviet> neverlasting, grow a dick before pretending to know ANYTHING about fucking measurement
  129. [23:14:00] <NickFuzzeh4> "its a smaller number, therefore is has to come first. we're too stupid to have it make actual sense"
  130. [23:14:05] <neverlastingfear> The amount of butthurt and retarded European logic is astounding.
  131. [23:14:11] <Dirk Action> >Canadian
  132. [23:14:12] <pisovviet> no, it's the 8th april
  133. [23:14:13] <Dirk Action> >European
  134. [23:14:13] <Chizu Usoko> ASSBACKWARDS MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS FUCK YEAH
  135. [23:14:24] <neverlastingfear> Dirk you're invalid for right now babycakes
  136. [23:14:30] <Ninfonial> i bet you drive in the left lane too...
  137. [23:14:44] <Sheen> no
  138. [23:14:48] <Dirk Action> nah
  139. [23:14:52] <Dirk Action> that's just betarace britain
  140. [23:14:59] <Dirk Action> who also uses faggy imperial
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