[20:21:15] <%DungeonMaster> "Last time in ZURPG, Our heroes agreed to help Brother Gregory retrieve a potion recipe and a flechette blueprint that got stolen from the Grand College of Alba, Our heroes were last seen in the Mad Forest, traversing ruins and cliffs"
[20:21:18] <+Fireblast124> Also everyone needs a Rumia for halloween
[20:21:28] <+Fireblast124> ((I will shut up now))
[20:21:32] <%DungeonMaster> "We now return to ZURPG"
[20:21:41] <@WindStrike> added a little line in the thread - "If it's not stated, it doesn't happen."
[20:21:42] <%DungeonMaster> =Quest Unpause=
[20:22:01] <@WindStrike> so if you don't copy+pasta that effect, it doesn't happen..... kay, all non-quest talk shifts back to #zuchat
[20:22:16] <@Silker> Including kicks
[20:22:43] Kirran totally singed an owl's tail off.
[20:22:43] <@WindStrike> yeah, please refrain kicks to #zuchat, it adds unnecessary edit time to posting logs
[20:22:47] <%DungeonMaster> "You are still in the clearing where you last left off, there is still an unopened chest nearby as well as three paths deeper into the forest that seem to be identical in appearence"
[20:23:10] Darte raps at the chest with one blade.
[20:24:09] Gurloz gazes down one of the paths.
[20:24:20] Silker gazes down another path.
[20:24:34] Kirran gazes at the trees.
[20:24:39] Silker then gazes down to the other path.
[20:24:58] <%DungeonMaster> "The Chest opens, inside of the chest is a bottle of holy water"
[20:25:00] Dex gazes at the glaze.
[20:25:04] <Darte> "...a crew of navel-gazers..."
[20:25:06] <@Silker> I have an uneasy feeling about these paths.
[20:25:17] <%DungeonMaster> (sorry about the delay, had to find a good item to cram in the chest)
[20:25:23] <@WindStrike> (lemme go find holy water and see if it's even formatted.......)
[20:25:52] Kirran refrains from picking up or going near the holy water.
[20:25:57] <@WindStrike> (DungeonMaster, if you want to just keep going, by all means, and I'll cover finding the holy water)
[20:26:30] <%DungeonMaster> "@Gurloz: The path you gaze down seem to get gradually darker the further in it goes
[20:26:37] Darte lifts an eyebrow at Kirran, then plucks up the holy water.
[20:27:12] <Darte> (Do we have a quest topic to lift the item from?)
[20:27:16] <%DungeonMaster> "@Silker: You hear the sound of rushing water down the path you looked into, it sounds like a might roaring river"
[20:27:32] <@Silker> (I looked down two paths)
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[20:28:19] <Kirran> (Darte wasn't there for the Raine and holy water discussion, was he?)
[20:28:23] <%DungeonMaster> "@Silker & Kirran: You both look down the final path and see that it seems to end abrupting in a cliff"
[20:28:30] <@WindStrike> (I'm currently rewriting it, I'll poke you when it's done, Darte)
[20:28:46] <Darte> (Oh, I was.)
[20:29:06] <@Silker> (Oh god)
[20:29:10] <Dex> We're starting on a cliff hanger.
[20:29:34] <Kirran> Would you have it any other way?
[20:29:45] <@Gurloz> More like we started with a cliff-hanger.... We're surrounded by cliffs.
[20:29:49] Gurloz kicks a random rock.
[20:29:50] <%DungeonMaster> "It appears that all of you have three choices, one down a path of darkness, one that leads to a river and one that overlooks a cliffside"
[20:30:39] <Kirran> All I know is, I'm keeping an eye out for that owl. I don't trust it not to come back for revenge.
[20:31:06] <@Gurloz> Hope it doesn't bring friends either... .....
[20:31:08] Darte sighs.  "So many split paths.  Where were we headed, again?"
[20:31:27] <%DungeonMaster> The First Path (Path of Darkness) is to the east, the second path (the river) is to the North, The Third Path (The Cliff) is to the West and the ruins you exited from is still to the south
[20:31:29] <Dex> Heads or tails?
[20:31:30] <@Silker> (getting the map up)
[20:31:36] <Dex> HEADS OR TAILS?
[20:31:49] <Dex> Wait.
[20:31:52] <Dex> Three paths.
[20:31:54] <@Gurloz> I vote side.
[20:31:55] Gurloz runs.
[20:32:51] <Darte> "There are two ways you can go to reach the ruins of Wakiruya town but both paths present their own perils, one path is to reach it by going south then east until you reach the abandoned monestary but then you'll have to go north through the insane and perilous Mad forest."
[20:32:57] Darte holds up a scrap of paper, waving
[20:33:14] <@Silker> I vote North.
[20:33:30] <%DungeonMaster> (DM is confused by Darte's comment)
[20:33:31] Kirran shoots the piece of paper with an arrow.
[20:33:49] <%DungeonMaster> (since you are all still in the mad forest)
[20:34:01] <Darte> (Those are the literal words of wots-his-face, Brother Gregory.)
[20:34:02] <@Gurloz> (I am confused as all hell too.)
[20:34:14] <%DungeonMaster> (but you're in clearing in the center of the forest)
[20:34:41] <@Gurloz> (Felt more like a mountain than a forest, with all of the cliffs about.)
[20:34:45] Darte lowers the scrap of paper and begins muttering madly to himself.
[20:34:56] <Dex> Forests have cliffs.
[20:34:59] <Dex> Cliff forests.
[20:35:02] <%DungeonMaster> (Well the forest's terrain is uneven as hell)
[20:35:24] <Dex> Also I can't see the trees.
[20:35:45] <Kirran> Then stop looking at the forest Dex.
[20:35:55] Gurloz shrugs and walks off in a random direction.
[20:36:24] <%DungeonMaster> (Pick a direction guys. This is the mad forest after all)
[20:36:44] <Dex> Any direction but the river.
[20:36:48] Darte picks a direction, descending deeper into madness.
[20:37:02] <Dex> I'll cut off my own hand before I deal with mermen.
[20:37:15] Darte shuffles towards the path of darkness.
[20:37:17] <Dex> Well not my OWN hand.
[20:37:22] <Dex> Someone's hand for sure.
[20:38:07] Dex saunters after Darte.
[20:38:23] Silker looks into the path of darkness.
[20:38:29] <Dex> ALSO I'M NOT GOING A WAY THAT HAS FALLING TO DEATH AS AN OPTION!!!!
[20:38:50] <Darte> (This is Castlevania, after all)
[20:38:51] Darte runs
[20:40:05] <%DungeonMaster> (Dex and Darte have decided their direction, Still waiting on Gurloz)
[20:40:26] <Kirran> I'll follow Darte for now.
[20:40:30] Silker is going to pick path of darkness.
[20:40:45] <@WindStrike> (to DM, if a split party occurs, how are you going to handle it?)
[20:41:04] <%DungeonMaster> Well Gurloz still hasn't decided yet
[20:41:23] <%DungeonMaster> I'll have #ZURPG2 opened on standby
[20:41:24] <@WindStrike> "* Gurloz shrugs and walks off in a random direction." <--- rollin' $1d3 for this
[20:41:31] <@WindStrike> 1 = left, 2 = mid, 3 = right
[20:41:31] <@WindStrike> $1d3
[20:41:32] <@Navi> WindStrike: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
[20:46:07] <%DungeonMaster> And so the main party (minus gurloz) travels down the path of darkness. The DM looks on from his sanctum in the heavens, wondering if the party was wise enough to bring a light source with them
[20:46:30] <Dex> Magic candle bitch.
[20:46:48] <Kirran> I got torch for days.
[20:46:49] <@WindStrike> (Magic Candle and Holy Water have the exact same effect)
[20:47:25] <Darte> (does that holy water I got come in its own bottle?)
[20:47:32] <%DungeonMaster> You are now deeper into the forest, surrounded by darkness. You can barely see what's infront of you
[20:47:35] <%DungeonMaster> (yes it does)
[20:47:41] <@WindStrike> (yes)
[20:48:43] <%DungeonMaster> "Kirran trips on a hard object in the inky blackness of the forest"
[20:48:55] Darte lifts up his Holy Water bottle in an attempt to improve the lighting conditions.
[20:49:10] Kirran waves his torch at the Geodude
[20:49:42] Silker follows the party.
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[20:50:36] <%DungeonMaster> "The darkness seems to flee from light of the holy water, as if it was an unwelcomed guest. You see that you are at the root of a rather large pine tree, to the north of the tree lies another path, it seems to be a locked gate"
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[20:51:44] <%DungeonMaster> "to your immediate south you seen an abandoned cabin, it's windows long since rotted away and most of the wood on it seems to have rotted away as well"
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[20:52:10] <%DungeonMaster> to the west of the large pine is an impenterable wall of trees
[20:52:49] Kirran continues looking for the Geodude he tripped over.
[20:53:00] <Kirran> I know it's around here somewhere.
[20:53:23] BlueShell [[email protected]] is now known as Geodude
[20:53:24] <%DungeonMaster> "the ground is mostly rocky, with little in the way of grass or other growing things, except the roots of trees"
[20:53:28] Geodude yells DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
[20:53:31] Geodude [[email protected]] is now known as BlueShell
[20:53:38] <@Silker> What was that?
[20:54:11] <%DungeonMaster> "The DM is rather unamused at this turn of events"
[20:54:23] WindStrike claps.
[20:54:33] Silker [[email protected]] has set mode +vv Dex Darte
[20:54:46] Silker [[email protected]] has set mode +h Darte
[20:54:54] Silker [[email protected]] has set mode +v Kirran
[20:55:22] <@Silker> We should check out that abandoned cabin.
[20:55:34] Dex walks around the gate.
[20:55:55] <+Kirran> If we do, I'm putting my money on ghosts.
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[20:56:12] FireSeraphim [[email protected]] is now known as X___X
[20:56:14] <+Dex> Guys someone just put a gate up on the path. You can just walk around the sides.
[20:56:22] <+Dex> Who builds a gate without a wall?
[20:56:24] <+Dex> Seriously.
[20:56:43] Dex walks around the gate. Like literally around. As in, in a circle.
[20:56:48] <%DungeonMaster> "The Gate is thickly surround by trees"
[20:56:57] <%DungeonMaster> (forgot to clarify that)
[20:57:04] <+Kirran> Ha, Dex walked into a tree.
[20:57:14] Dex climbs a tree and hops over the game.
[20:57:37] Darte points at Dex.  "Hey, you, lizard.  Charm that lock, eh? The rest of us can't climb like you can."
[20:57:39] <%DungeonMaster> "The tree is covered in an unusual resin"
[20:57:43] <@WindStrike> wait........ uhhhhhh........ this was not intentional........
[20:57:54] <%DungeonMaster> "the resin causes Dex to slide back down"
[20:58:05] <@WindStrike> "<WindStrike> *A few meters down this path is a door, with lit torches on either side of the door. It's not connected to any wall. As far as you can tell, it's a door standing in the middle of the path, and you're free to walk around it if you choose.*" <-- I just did that without realizing DM did the exact same thing over here, except it was intentional for me.
[20:58:06] <+Dex> (resin is sticky?)
[20:58:33] <%DungeonMaster> (Not this tree resin)
[20:58:50] Dex makes maple syrup out of the resin.
[20:59:04] Dex uses the sticky syrup to climb the gate itself.
[20:59:06] <%DungeonMaster> "you hear an ominous hooting"
[20:59:19] <+Kirran> I knew it!
[20:59:27] <@Silker> Shoot!
[20:59:30] X___X [[email protected]] is now known as RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl
[20:59:31] Darte blinks.  "We got ourselves some hooters."
[20:59:32] <@Silker> That owl's back
[20:59:35] Dex climbs back over the gate.
[20:59:45] <+Kirran> I got another bomb with your name on it Hooty!
[20:59:48] <+Dex> Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. We'll do it your way.
[21:00:31] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> $init 0d4
[21:00:32] <@Navi> RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl: That is not an initiative roll.
[21:00:38] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> $init 1d10
[21:00:38] <@Navi> RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
[21:00:48] <+Dex> $1d10
[21:00:49] <@Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2. Successes: 0.
[21:00:50] <+Dex> er
[21:00:55] <@Silker> $init 1d17
[21:00:55] <@Navi> Silker: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
[21:01:06] <+Kirran> $init 1d13
[21:01:07] <@Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
[21:01:19] <+Dex> $init 1d10
[21:01:20] <@Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
[21:01:33] <%Darte> $init 1d10
[21:01:34] <@Navi> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
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[21:01:36] <%Darte> d'oh
[21:01:45] <%Darte> I'm supposed to be rolling higher.  owell
[21:01:45] <%DungeonMaster> "And soon you hear a manic cackling"
[21:01:52] <+Dex> WITCH
[21:01:54] <+Dex> WIIIIIIITCH
[21:01:58] <+Dex> BURN HER
[21:02:01] <%Darte> Gives you guys a chance to clean up before I need to lift a finger.
[21:02:03] FireSeraphim [[email protected]] is now known as MedusaHead
[21:02:10] MedusaHead flies on in
[21:02:24] <@Silker> Another one of these things.
[21:02:44] <%MedusaHead> $init 1d10
[21:02:45] <@Navi> MedusaHead: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
[21:03:34] <%DungeonMaster> "You hear a moaning noise, sounding like someone craving brains"
[21:04:10] <@WindStrike> (did I mention I updated/buffed the enemies up some? and up'd their levels to 28)
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[21:04:19] FireSeraphim [[email protected]] is now known as Zombie
[21:04:40] <%Zombie> Bwwaaiinnnssss.... More Bwwaaaiinns
[21:04:49] <%Zombie> Init $1d10
[21:04:59] <%Zombie> $Init 1d10
[21:05:00] <@Navi> Zombie: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
[21:05:11] <@WindStrike> (yo Orithan, you up for running the battle here? that is, everyone sends actions to you?)
[21:05:33] <@Silker> (I will handle that.
[21:06:06] <@WindStrike> (kay)
[21:06:32] <@WindStrike> (start whenever.... oh, and bring in a shell and rename it to DM, it'll have override of $endturn)
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[21:07:15] <@WindStrike> (not you, FS)
[21:07:22] WindStrike pokes DM to unravel back to DungeonMaster.
[21:07:23] DM [[email protected]] is now known as DungeonMaster
[21:07:29] Orithan [[email protected]] is now known as DM
[21:07:37] <@WindStrike> (kay, have fun folks)
[21:07:40] <+Kirran> (So where are we sending actions then?)
[21:07:49] <@WindStrike> send to DM, not DungeonMaster
[21:07:49] <%DungeonMaster> (Orithan)
[21:07:54] <%DungeonMaster> Err DM
[21:08:13] <@DM> (Does everyone have their inits in?)
[21:08:29] <%DungeonMaster> (I know all three monsters have rolled inits)
[21:08:55] <@WindStrike> (everyone's in)
[21:09:00] <@DM> $init s
[21:09:01] <@Navi> The battle has begun!
[21:09:02] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9), RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl (5), Darte (5) and MedusaHead (4).
[21:09:02] <@Navi> Bonus Turns: Silker (10) and Kirran (10).
[21:09:22] <+Dex> did we get enemy stats yet?
[21:09:23] MedusaHead cackles like a witch
[21:09:24] <@WindStrike> (you know Medusa, you were supposed to have 1d20 for initiative, buuuuut too late)
[21:09:33] <@WindStrike> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-592-post-1335.html#pid1335
[21:09:38] <%MedusaHead> (sorry about that)
[21:09:58] <%Zombie> Bwwaaiinnnssss.... More Bwwaaaiinns
[21:10:21] <%Darte> Stats are publically visible.
[21:10:23] <%MedusaHead> I'll get you my pretties, and your little fox friend too
[21:10:23] Silker keeps both shields out and steps in front of Kirran to cover him.
[21:10:28] <%Darte> as in the numeric stats
[21:10:48] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> Hoot HOOT
[21:10:58] <+Dex> TooH TOOH
[21:11:11] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> HOOT HOOT
[21:11:35] <@Silker> 29h 16m | Covering Kirran (Shielded), +5 Successes while defending
[21:11:41] <@DM> $endturn
[21:11:42] <@Navi> DM has ended Silker's turn.
[21:11:43] <@Navi> Bonus Turns: Silker (10) and Kirran (10).
[21:11:57] Kirran fires a bomb arrow at the group of enemies (roll power)
[21:12:02] <+Kirran> (All enemies)
[21:12:12] <+Kirran> $54d10
[21:12:13] <@Navi> Kirran: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 259. Successes: 34.
[21:12:14] <%Zombie> $50d10
[21:12:15] <@Navi> Zombie: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 4, 6, 4, 8, 9, 1, 2, 9, 9, 1, 8, 8, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 5, 4, 3, 5, 6, 10, 9, 9, 9, 4, 7, 5, 1, 8, 5, 3, 1, 8, 1, 6, 6, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 6, 6, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 230. Successes: 25.
[21:12:37] <+Kirran> (Damage is 9 if it hits.)
[21:13:06] <%MedusaHead> $16d10
[21:13:06] <@Navi> MedusaHead: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 9, 7, 1, 8, 1, 1, 2, 9, 7, 10, 4, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
[21:13:38] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> (Unless Mistaken, the owl cannot be directly targeted)
[21:13:47] <@Silker> (It is not a direct attack)
[21:13:53] <+Kirran> (Right, thus the group attack.)
[21:14:11] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> $0d10
[21:14:12] <@Navi> RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7 and 5. Total: 12. Successes: 2.
[21:14:27] <+Kirran> wut
[21:14:32] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> (actually the owl doesn't have any power)
[21:14:50] <@Silker> (It is the default roll if someone inputs $0d10)
[21:15:02] <+Kirran> (ah)
[21:15:02] <%Darte> lul
[21:15:06] <%RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> (how much damage does the bomb do when unshielded)
[21:15:16] <+Kirran> It's 9 damage flat.
[21:15:48] RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl is barely hanging onto life at 4HP
[21:16:11] Kirran points his bow at the owl and winks.
[21:16:59] MedusaHead rolled 10 successes in her defense
[21:17:21] <%MedusaHead> (still need to do defense calc for medusa head and zombie)
[21:17:39] <@DM> (If it hits, it always deals 9 damage - Armor)
[21:17:51] <+Kirran> (That's what I was trying to say.)
[21:18:20] <%DungeonMaster> (it has +3 ranged defense)
[21:18:28] <@DM> (that's dice)
[21:18:28] <@WindStrike> dice
[21:18:34] <%DungeonMaster> (you know what, screw it)
[21:18:57] DungeonMaster is stung by the explosion, taking 9 damage
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[21:19:09] MedusaHead is stung by the explosion, taking 9 damage
[21:19:16] <DoubleEx> THAT WAS WEIRD
[21:19:33] <%MedusaHead> 7HP
[21:19:54] <DoubleEx> kick the old me?
[21:20:04] <DoubleEx> that handsome devil
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[21:20:33] <%Zombie> (zombie rolled 25 successes)
[21:20:42] DoubleEx [[email protected]] is now known as Dex
[21:21:17] Zombie was not strong enough to defend itself against the explosion, Zombie took 9 Damage
[21:21:41] Silker [[email protected]] has set mode -hhh Zombie MedusaHead RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl
[21:21:45] <Zombie> 23 HP
[21:21:49] Silker [[email protected]] has set mode +v Dex
[21:22:06] <%DungeonMaster> $turnorder
[21:22:06] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9), RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl (5), Darte (5) and MedusaHead (4).
[21:22:20] <@DM> $endturn
[21:22:20] <@Navi> DM has ended Kirran's turn.
[21:22:21] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9), RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl (5), Darte (5) and MedusaHead (4).
[21:22:21] <@Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
[21:22:50] <@DM> *Everyone recovers 2 Hearts and 1 Magic*
[21:23:16] <@Silker> 30h 17m
[21:23:25] <+Dex> FULL HP AND MP
[21:23:26] <+Dex> WOOO
[21:23:29] <+Kirran> h 31 m 20
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[21:23:34] <@Silker> | Covering Kirran, +5 Successes while defending
[21:23:48] <@WindStrike> (statuses from everyone, enemies included)
[21:23:53] <%Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJrvn3Jmp04
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[21:24:17] <Zombie> Mooooorrrreeee Bwwaaaiinns
[21:24:41] Darte exhausts 3 Magic at the start of the round to fuel his Spirit Robe.
[21:24:48] <RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> HOOT HOOT
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[21:25:02] <MedusaHead> Come and get me, big boy!
[21:25:13] <+Dex> How are you talking?
[21:25:23] <+Kirran> You watch your mouth owl. That's not nice.
[21:25:38] MedusaHead leers menancingly at Dex
[21:26:09] <%Darte> 30h 20m | Spirit Robe
[21:27:00] <%DungeonMaster> (DM is wondering what Kirran is going to do on his turn)
[21:27:29] <+Kirran> (Sorry. Was grabbing dinner)
[21:28:17] <%DungeonMaster> (BRB Restroom)
[21:29:37] <%DungeonMaster> (Back)
[21:31:24] <@DM> (Oh, forgot about planning phase)
[21:31:26] <+Kirran> (My action's in.)
[21:31:37] <%DungeonMaster> (sorry)
[21:31:49] <@DM> (So far Dex, Kirran and Silker's actions are in)
[21:32:19] <@DM> *timer set to 5 minutes*
[21:32:44] <@DM> *Send actions into me*
[21:34:40] <@Silker> *Waiting on enemies - 3 minutes left*
[21:34:57] <@DM> (Derp, wrong shell)
[21:35:07] <@DM> *Waiting on enemies - 3 minutes left*
[21:36:05] <%DungeonMaster> (Zombie and Medusa Head coming soon)
[21:37:28] <@DM> *1 minute left*
[21:38:33] <@DM> *TIME'S UP!*
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[21:38:36] <@DM> $turns
[21:38:37] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9), RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl (5), Darte (5) and MedusaHead (4).
[21:38:41] Darklink42 [[email protected]] has left #zurpg: Link's crouching and stabbing me in the knees again.
[21:38:59] <@DM> * Silker casts Pentinence on Zombie (Roll Wisdom) | $39d10, +4 Successes (Affinity bonus), Screwed by Spells
[21:39:02] <@DM> Derp
[21:39:30] <@DM> *Correct person:*
[21:39:59] <@DM> * Kirran casts spirit raise on himself as a support spell, then fires another bomb arrow at the enemy group (roll power) | ($56d10)
[21:40:04] <+Kirran> $56d10
[21:40:05] <@Navi> Kirran: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 281. Successes: 36.
[21:40:06] Darte snickers as Silker's apparent flailing about.
[21:40:13] <%Darte> *at
[21:40:40] <Zombie> $17d10
[21:40:41] <@Navi> Zombie: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 4, 9, 2, 8, 5, 5, 2, 8, 4, 9, 7, 9, 10, 8 and 6. Total: 113. Successes: 14.
[21:42:39] <@DM> (Damage calc?)
[21:42:54] <+Kirran> (It's 9 damage if it hits - defense)
[21:43:15] <%DungeonMaster> (screw it again!)
[21:43:41] DungeonMaster is down to 14 HP
[21:43:41] <@WindStrike> (the 9 damage should've been included in the action line, just an fyi)
[21:43:52] <+Kirran> (Shit, sorry. That's my bad.)
[21:44:25] <RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> HOOT HOOT
[21:44:42] <@WindStrike> (apparently, it might be possible to literally kill DungeonMaster... interesting. I wonder what happens if you drop him to 0hp)
[21:44:53] <+Kirran> (He activates his second form.)
[21:44:58] <@DM> (4th wall crumbles)
[21:45:10] DungeonMaster can't stop laughing
[21:45:45] <@DM> (Roll for Medusa Head?)
[21:46:25] <MedusaHead> $48d10
[21:46:26] <@Navi> MedusaHead: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 7, 2, 5, 10, 1, 9, 4, 4, 3, 8, 9, 4, 7, 2, 7, 2, 6, 8, 4, 3, 4, 9, 1, 8, 9, 5, 3, 3, 5, 3, 6, 6, 1, 8, 3, 3, 2, 9, 2, 8, 9, 9, 6, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 250. Successes: 27.
[21:46:32] <@DM> (Wrong roll)
[21:46:56] <@DM> (it should be $23d10)
[21:47:02] <MedusaHead> (wha? I was under the impression that... you know what screw it)
[21:47:40] MedusaHead dies due to the DM's lackluster stat management skills
[21:47:54] <MedusaHead> $removeme
[21:47:55] <@Navi> MedusaHead has removed theirself from battle.
[21:47:55] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9), RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl (5) and Darte (5).
[21:48:24] <%DungeonMaster> (and here I am laughing my ass off)
[21:48:27] DM summons KEESE AND CO. to sort out the mess.
[21:48:59] <@DM> (Owl can't roll, so say goodbye to that too)
[21:49:25] <RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> HOOT HOOT
[21:49:39] RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl gives you the Bird as it crumbles into dust
[21:49:45] <RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl> $removeme
[21:49:46] <@Navi> RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl has removed theirself from battle.
[21:49:46] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9) and Darte (5).
[21:50:17] <@DM> (Zombie should be at -3 Armor and +9 Attacking dice)
[21:50:30] <@DM> $endturn
[21:50:31] <@Navi> DM has ended Kirran's turn.
[21:50:31] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9) and Darte (5).
[21:50:33] <%DungeonMaster> (That was priceless. I'm sorry but that was utterly priceless)
[21:50:46] RevengeOfTheGoddamnedOwl [[email protected]] is now known as X_X
[21:50:47] <@DM> * Silker casts Pentinence on Zombie (Roll Wisdom) | $39d10, +4 Successes (Affinity bonus), Screwed by Spells
[21:51:01] <@Silker> $39d10
[21:51:02] <@Navi> Silker: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 5, 10, 10, 9, 8, 1, 9, 1, 10, 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 7, 9, 4, 10, 7, 9, 7, 5, 6, 8, 4, 9, 7, 8, 2, 1, 8, 3, 1, 6, 3, 6 and 3. Total: 234. Successes: 31.
[21:51:09] <@Silker> +4 successes
[21:51:20] <Zombie> $17d10
[21:51:21] <@Navi> Zombie: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 4, 8, 6, 6, 1, 1, 6, 7, 3, 8, 8, 9, 5, 4 and 7. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
[21:51:43] <@Silker> If the lazer is successful, it fails to do damage like a lazer should, but the target gets the Screwed by spells Affliction:
[21:51:43] <@Silker>     Spells gain 5 damage against the target.
[21:51:43] <@Silker>     Because the target feels screwed, he also loses 3 successes on all rolls.
[21:51:43] <@Silker> Screwed by spells lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
[21:52:37] <@Silker> 35-13*0 = 0 damage + Screwed by Spells
[21:53:04] <@Silker> 30h 11m
[21:53:31] <@DM> (Status for Zombie?)
[21:53:53] <%DungeonMaster> 4HP
[21:54:00] <Zombie> 4HP
[21:54:10] Zombie moans in pain]
[21:54:16] <@DM> (Zombie should have 14 HP still)
[21:54:43] <Zombie> 14HP
[21:54:49] <@DM> $endturn
[21:54:50] <@Navi> DM has ended Silker's turn.
[21:54:50] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9) and Darte (5).
[21:54:57] <+Dex> MAKE IT SO
[21:55:50] <@DM> Dex casts Infect on his Eyegouger and then camouflages.
[21:56:05] <+Dex> $endturn
[21:56:05] <@DM> (DungeonMaster, do you have any lag on your end?)
[21:56:06] <@Navi> Dex has ended their turn.
[21:56:06] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9) and Darte (5).
[21:56:35] <%DungeonMaster> (Dex didn't attack)
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[21:56:44] X_X [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.
[21:57:08] <@DM> (Correct, but he should still update his status)
[21:57:23] <+Dex> full hp and mp
[21:57:25] <+Dex> invisible bitches
[21:57:29] <+Dex> infected weapon of doom
[21:57:30] <+Dex> deal with it nerds
[21:57:39] <%DungeonMaster> 14 (
[21:57:50] <Zombie> 14HP
[21:58:08] <Zombie> Bwwwaaaaiinnns..... Mooooorrrreeee Bwwaaaiinns
[21:59:14] <@DM> *Zombie, due to missing the deadline to send in their action in by almost exactly a minute, stumbles around a bit and trips over as attempts to spew its poison breath at Silker.
[21:59:46] <+Kirran> (Revenge of the Geodude.)
[22:00:21] <%DungeonMaster> BBBBWWWWWAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSS
[22:00:28] <@DM> Timestamps: [13:38:16] (deadline), [13:39:17] (Action sent)
[22:00:34] <@DM> $endturn
[22:00:35] <@Navi> DM has ended Zombie's turn.
[22:00:35] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9), Zombie (9) and Darte (5).
[22:00:40] DungeonMaster loses 4 HP due to tripping
[22:00:47] <%DungeonMaster> 10 HP
[22:00:57] <+Kirran> So Darte, about that cleanup you were talking about.
[22:01:22] <%Darte> "You know, you guys really need to pick up the slack, here.  Feel like I'm pulling all the weight."
[22:01:43] <@DM> I fire a Waterlance at the zombie.  (Roll Wisdom) | $43d10 | Water Damage Halved | Ignores All Armor | Physical Armor - 2
[22:01:51] <%Darte> $43d10
[22:01:52] <@DM> (Darte)
[22:01:52] <@Navi> Darte: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 3, 3, 2, 2, 4, 4, 2, 6, 6, 4, 7, 8, 7, 2, 7, 5, 4, 6, 8, 5, 2, 7, 10, 1, 4, 9, 8, 9, 3, 9, 4, 5, 10, 6, 9, 4, 9, 3, 3, 1 and 5. Total: 226. Successes: 25.
[22:01:53] Kirran spins an unlit bomb on his finger.
[22:02:17] <@WindStrike> *DM fires Waterlance. DM = Zeus + Poseidon = God of Gods?
[22:02:31] <Zombie> $17d10
[22:02:32] <@Navi> Zombie: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 5, 8, 9, 4, 8, 9, 7, 10, 2, 1, 3, 6, 2, 2 and 8. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
[22:02:45] <+Dex> I AM SPARTICUS
[22:03:17] Zombie is blown to pieces by the water pressure
[22:03:21] <Zombie> $removeme
[22:03:22] <@Navi> Zombie has removed theirself from battle.
[22:03:22] <@Navi> ROUND 1: Kirran (10), Silker (10), Dex (9) and Darte (5).
[22:03:27] <%Darte> 25 - 13 = 12, Halved = 6, Ignores Armor
[22:03:33] <%Darte> o-or it just explodes.
[22:03:47] <@DM> *Battle end!*
[22:03:51] <@DM> $init r
[22:03:52] <@Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
[22:04:04] <%DungeonMaster> "Well done heroes, you seem to have defeated the monsters in rather quick time"
[22:04:15] <@DM> (Michael Bay must have directed that Zombie's explosion)\
[22:04:16] <%DungeonMaster> "A Key drops from the owl's corpse"
[22:04:25] Zombie [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.
[22:04:28] Dex is still stealthed.
[22:04:30] Kirran tries a roast owl leg.
[22:04:45] <%Darte> 30h 16m
[22:04:45] <@Silker> I think I shall take that.
[22:04:49] Dex siddles up to the DugneonMaster and fishes around in his pockets.
[22:04:50] <+Kirran> Tastes like victory.
[22:04:57] Silker scoops up the key.
[22:04:58] <+Kirran> dugneon?
[22:05:05] <+Dex> DUNGEON
[22:05:07] <+Dex> one of us is drunk
[22:05:15] <%Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p39iF_GS3A
[22:05:20] <+Dex> now shut your mouth im stealing things
[22:05:23] <+Kirran> Where's Red when we need him?
[22:05:28] <@DM> (Gold Coin roll?)
[22:05:31] <%DungeonMaster> "The ket is rather large, it looks like it could open the lock on that gate"
[22:05:36] <%DungeonMaster> (Yeah)
[22:05:58] <%DungeonMaster> (DM, you handle that real quick while I handle player actions)
[22:06:13] <@DM> (What do I roll for the coins?)
[22:06:39] <%DungeonMaster> (WS should know)
[22:06:44] <@Silker> Hmm... lets try the key on that gate we have.
[22:06:59] <@WindStrike> (uhhh, I think it's supposed to be...... d3's instead of d8's)
[22:07:21] <@WindStrike> what's the total exp?
[22:07:21] <@DM> $84d3
[22:07:22] <@Navi> DM: You rolled 84 Dice with 3 Sides. Total: 160.
[22:07:24] <+Kirran> We going to check the cabin in the woods?
[22:07:25] <@WindStrike> or that
[22:07:29] <@DM> (84)
[22:07:35] <%Darte> $84d10
[22:07:36] <@Navi> Darte: You rolled 84 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 433. Successes: 51.
[22:07:44] <%Darte> wait derp
[22:07:44] <@DM> (Derp)
[22:07:50] <%Darte> $84d8
[22:07:50] <@DM> *Random items:*
[22:07:50] <@Navi> Darte: You rolled 84 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 386.
[22:07:54] <@DM> $3d3
[22:07:54] <@Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 3, 2 and 1. Total: 6.
[22:08:13] <@DM> *A reroll point, Magic Jar and a Restoration Point all drop*
[22:08:15] <+Kirran> $84d8
[22:08:16] <@Navi> Kirran: You rolled 84 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 386.
[22:08:30] Dex steals the magic jar.
[22:08:30] <%DungeonMaster> "You try the key on the gate, the gate opens revealing that it's an exit out of the forest. Beyond the gate is the graveyard, graves dot and litter the landscape for miles around to your north, east and west. The Forest is now to your south"
[22:08:52] Silker takes the Heart.
[22:08:52] <%DungeonMaster> "You also notice someone in the distance to your east"
[22:08:54] <+Kirran> (How much xp?)
[22:08:59] <@Silker> (84)
[22:09:19] <+Dex> $84d8
[22:09:19] <@Navi> Dex: You rolled 84 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 361.
[22:10:10] Darte levels up
[22:10:24] <@WindStrike> *Gurloz has totally been standing there for about 10 hours now. His heavy breathing is not indicative of battling a door and killing it through mysterious ways. Totally not.*
[22:10:24] Silker levels up
[22:10:26] <%Darte> 30h 17m
[22:10:43] <%Darte> If it's not indicative of that... I don't want to know the cause.
[22:11:00] <%Darte> A man standing alone in the woods breathing heavily. nopenopenope
[22:11:24] <@WindStrike> *Darte has his mind in the gutter. Again.*
[22:11:28] <+Kirran> Let me guess. The graveyard is full of ghosts? Because that would be just dandy.
[22:11:50] <@WindStrike> *Oooh, the word "dandy" has a whole new meaning these days. Doesn't it, Darte?*
[22:11:55] <%Darte> Did someone say... Dandy?
[22:11:58] <%DungeonMaster> "you notice that the sun is beginning to set over the graveyard and the fog begins to roll in as the moon begins to rise in the sky"
[22:12:09] <%Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9RtDCc2UU
[22:12:18] <+Dex> CABIN!
[22:12:21] <+Dex> CAAAAAABIN!!!
[22:12:23] <+Dex> CA
[22:12:24] <+Dex> BIN?
[22:12:46] <%Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tNQXwjAlI0
[22:13:27] Dex kicks open the cabin door.
[22:13:35] <+Dex> BITCH I'M HOME!!!!
[22:13:38] Silker follows Dex
[22:14:02] <%DungeonMaster> "@Dex: You notice that the cabin is empty inside, not much of anything in here really, except a rusty bastard sword"
[22:14:03] Kirran prepares another bomb arrow.
[22:14:12] <+Dex> My sword now.
[22:14:16] <+Dex> YOINK
[22:14:17] <%DungeonMaster> "and five golden coins"
[22:14:27] <+Dex> Also yoink.
[22:14:32] <+Dex> Yoink x2
[22:14:49] <+Dex> What's the sword do?
[22:15:29] <+Dex> Other than give someone tetanus?
[22:15:38] <+Dex> Hope you dorks have had your shots.
[22:15:39] Darte plucks up one of the coins, brushing it off before crushing it into rupees and lining his purse with the fragements.
[22:15:40] <+Kirran> It gives people tetanus.
[22:15:43] <%DungeonMaster> "The sword seems rather worn out and rusty. It looks as if thought It might have been deadly once"
[22:15:47] <@DM> (Lol)
[22:16:22] <%DungeonMaster> "The Blade itself sticks to the scabbard due to the ruse involve but it's not impossible to pull out, just difficult"
[22:16:28] <+Dex> I shall name it Lockjaw the Tetanus Bringer.
[22:16:29] <%DungeonMaster> *rust
[22:16:48] <+Dex> Trismus for everyone!
[22:17:05] Gurloz is oblivious to the group and the cabin, and continues to peer out over the graves in the graveyard.
[22:17:40] <%Darte> (1 Gold Coin ≡ 50 ruppes, correct?)
[22:17:54] <@WindStrike> (wut
[22:18:01] <@WindStrike> (Uhh.... 1 Gold Coin = 5 Rupees)
[22:18:01] <%DungeonMaster> "To the northeast you see a path illuminated by a lamp"
[22:19:33] <%DungeonMaster> "and you see a mysterious figure in said lamplight, he seems to be carrying a shovel"
[22:19:36] <%Darte> (...ah)
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[22:19:52] ChanServ [[email protected]] has set mode +h FireSeraphim
[22:20:06] <+Kirran> Mysterious figure count: 3
[22:20:09] FireSeraphim [[email protected]] is now known as MysteriousMan
[22:20:26] Gurloz is going to have to drop out.
[22:20:52] <@DM> (Keep in mind that I will run for up to 40 minutes longer)
[22:20:54] <%Darte> https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/jake-kaufman-the-fateful-return-dm-dokuros-op2612-mix
[22:20:55] <%MysteriousMan> Hey you, yeah you, ya bloody git! what the hell are you doing here!
[22:21:39] <%Darte> "Sh-shov-shovel bearing knights? Heavens be, what a strange place."
[22:21:43] <%MysteriousMan> This place ain't safe. I should bloody know 'cause I'm bloody graveyard keeper
[22:21:51] <%Darte> "O-oh."
[22:21:51] WindStrike [[email protected]] is now known as SleepStrike
[22:21:54] <+Kirran> Dampe?
[22:21:57] MysteriousMan [[email protected]] is now known as Graveyard
[22:22:02] <+Kirran> 0_)
[22:22:04] Graveyard [[email protected]] is now known as GraveyardKeeper
[22:22:10] <+Dex> Fair enough Mr. Graveyard Keeper.
[22:22:13] Dex turns around and leaves.
[22:22:23] <%GraveyardKeeper> No? who in the hell is that bugger anyway?
[22:22:38] <+Dex> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
[22:22:40] <+Dex> ARE YOU
[22:22:41] <+Dex> TALKING
[22:22:42] <+Dex> TO
[22:22:43] <+Dex> ME
[22:22:43] <+Kirran> Just this ghost I met once.
[22:22:58] <+Dex> I DONT SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE
[22:23:01] <+Dex> SO YOU MUST BE TALKIN TO ME
[22:23:13] GraveyardKeeper facepalms and mutters something about being surround by Bloody Idiots
[22:23:36] <+Dex> Bloody Idiots is the name of my new punk band.
[22:23:50] BlueShell [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Read Error: 666 (Connection reset by Sephiroth)
[22:23:56] <+Dex> Always glad to meet a fan.
[22:24:29] Gurloz [[email protected]] is now known as Sephiroth
[22:24:30] GraveyardKeeper facepalms and mutters something about stupid bloody idiots about to get themselves killed
[22:24:56] <@SleepStrike> (like people going to EA Customer Service)
[22:24:56] DM stares at Gurloz from the fourth wall and witnesses as a pulse of light envlopes Gurloz, causing him to vanish.
[22:25:05] <+Dex> Buddy you face palm once more and I'm going to introduce you my thumbs.
[22:25:06] <%GraveyardKeeper> Aye, if I were you mate, I get the bloody hell out of here 'fore night falls
[22:25:36] <%Darte> ".... I thought night already fell."
[22:25:43] Darte points at the moon
[22:25:54] <+Kirran> What kind of ghosts you got here?
[22:25:55] <%GraveyardKeeper> This is 'round the time those insect ridden corpses start risin' from the grave
[22:26:09] Dex is waiting for the face palm.
[22:26:18] <%GraveyardKeeper> and don't git me started on those damned skellies
[22:26:41] <@Silker> We've happened to run into a few of those.
[22:26:44] <%GraveyardKeeper> a right royal pain in the ass, the bloody lot of 'em
[22:26:56] Dex is still waiting for the face palm.
[22:26:58] <@Silker> But I highly doubt we can handle a graveyard ful of them.
[22:27:34] <%GraveyardKeeper> Well then why don't ya bloody say so! follow me mate, I got a shack 'round here that I live in
[22:27:40] <+Kirran> Well, I know at least two of us are pretty good at being stealthy.
[22:27:50] <+Dex> Calm down Dampe.
[22:28:20] <%GraveyardKeeper> For the last bloody time, my name is not dampe!
[22:28:29] <+Dex> You gunna face palm over it?
[22:28:35] <@DM> (Has someone else called him Dampe?)
[22:28:39] <%GraveyardKeeper> ugghh
[22:28:56] <@Silker> I think that's enough Dex
[22:28:58] <%GraveyardKeeper> I don't know who that bugger and I don't care
[22:29:22] <+Dex> Clever man.
[22:29:47] <%GraveyardKeeper> Are we going to stand her and be corpse-food or are ya gunna follow me?
[22:29:59] <@Silker> I will follow you.
[22:30:06] <%GraveyardKeeper> Smart lad.
[22:30:44] <+Kirran> Count me in.
[22:30:55] <+Kirran> I've had enough dead things for a while.
[22:30:55] GraveyardKeeper holds his lantern in front of him and leads the group to his ramshackle shack on the eastern outskirts of the graveyard
[22:32:11] <%GraveyardKeeper> "you are all in the graveyard keeper's shack, you notice that the shack has a single bed, a crude stove and a few shelves as well as a table that's low to the floor"
[22:32:41] <%GraveyardKeeper> "the shack also has a trap door leading to the graveyard keeper cellar"
[22:32:50] <@Silker> Seems like a tight squeeze in here.
[22:33:01] <%GraveyardKeeper> Aye, that it is lad.
[22:33:23] <%GraveyardKeeper> I keep most of me dried foods down there.
[22:33:30] Darte points down towards the cellar.  "Don't you have problems with undead rising through the floorboards?"
[22:34:05] <+Dex> I think that only happens if you build over the undead burried in a spot?
[22:34:05] <%GraveyardKeeper> Nah, not really. I keep the damned corpses away with a holy cross I have down there
[22:34:15] <+Dex> ON AN UNRELATED NOTE
[22:34:25] <+Dex> I'LL JUST BE GOING INTO THE CELLAR
[22:34:29] <+Dex> BE RIGHT BACK
[22:34:30] <%GraveyardKeeper> and beside, I'm prettay sure that me shack was not built over any graves
[22:34:36] Dex goes into the cellar.
[22:34:42] Dex finds the cross.
[22:34:48] Dex steals the cross.
[22:35:02] Dex hides the cross on his personage and comes back up from the cellar.
[22:35:08] <+Dex> WELL NICE PLACE GOTTA GO NOW BYE
[22:35:11] Dex walks out the door.
[22:35:31] Darte grabs Dex by the... er, nape.,
[22:35:36] <%GraveyardKeeper> Aye, come back her ya bloodly wanker!
[22:35:40] <@Silker> What did Dex do while he was down there?
[22:35:46] Silker checks the cellar.
[22:35:47] <%Darte> "Hold it, lizard.  We're not headed out there just yet."
[22:35:50] <+Dex> Ate some food?
[22:35:54] <%GraveyardKeeper> He stole me bleedin' cross
[22:35:59] <+Dex> Naw man.
[22:36:02] Silker looks around for the cross.
[22:36:03] <+Dex> No bleeding crosses.
[22:36:07] <+Dex> Just the holy cross.
[22:36:10] <@Silker> No sign of the cross here.
[22:36:19] <%GraveyardKeeper> Give it back ya stupid git
[22:36:24] Silker emerges from the cellar.
[22:36:46] <+Dex> Give what back?
[22:36:54] <@Silker> The cross, Dex.
[22:37:20] <%DungeonMaster> (Since WS is not here for the time being I'm going to call for a quest pause as soon as I get the cross back)
[22:37:20] <+Dex> No way man it's getting us through the graveyard.
[22:37:24] Darte tightens his grip, lifting Dex up.
[22:37:59] <%GraveyardKeeper> Oh, yer just askin' for a pummlin' mate
[22:38:07] GraveyardKeeper rolls up his sleeves
[22:38:22] Darte turns his back toward the GraveyardKeeper, keeping Dex out of reach.
[22:38:39] <+Dex> Hmmmmm.
[22:38:41] <%Darte> "Kirran, you mind rummaging through the lizard's belongings?"
[22:39:00] Dex grabs the cross and throws it at the Graveyard Keeper. BOOMERANG STYLE YO!
[22:39:11] Silker uses Shielded Cover over the door
[22:39:15] GraveyardKeeper grabs it out of mid-air
[22:39:22] <+Dex> ROLL FOR IT BUDDY
[22:39:32] <+Dex> lets say courage
[22:39:34] GraveyardKeeper heads downstairs and puts it back where it was
[22:39:36] <@Silker> Nobody's going anywhere until that cross is back.
[22:39:52] Darte drops Dex, ducks and covers.
[22:39:57] <%GraveyardKeeper> It's too bloody dangerious out there right now]
[22:40:30] <%GraveyardKeeper> Now I'm willin' to let ya stay the night mate, just as long as ya don't aggro me
[22:40:41] <+Kirran> There is no aggro reset
[22:40:53] <+Dex> Sure sure.
[22:40:54] <%Darte> We can't get far enough away to trigger one even if there was.
[22:40:59] <+Dex> Except for ooooooooooooone thing.
[22:41:03] <+Dex> One thing.
[22:41:05] <%GraveyardKeeper> and lizard-breath here is on his last legs with me.
[22:41:06] <+Dex> One little tiny thing.
[22:41:12] Darte sits on Dex.
[22:41:27] <%Darte> "And now one rather large one.
[22:41:28] <%GraveyardKeeper> one more act like that and I'll throw his bloody ass to the corpses
[22:41:37] Dex squirms out from under Darte.
[22:41:38] <+Dex> Camo.
[22:41:41] <%Darte> "Don't worry, we'll keep him - ah, civil."
[22:41:51] Dex blends in with his surroundings.
[22:41:54] <%GraveyardKeeper> Right then.
[22:42:12] Dex is invisible. Like a ghost. A sexy, sexy ghost.
[22:42:13] <%GraveyardKeeper> Well anyways all I got fer food is some pot roasts and hard tacks
[22:42:24] <+Kirran> Want to try some owl?
[22:42:33] <+Kirran> It's well done, but it's not bad.
[22:42:35] Dex waits.
[22:42:45] <%GraveyardKeeper> How about you start me stove while I fetch a few roasts
[22:42:50] <%GraveyardKeeper> ?
[22:43:11] GraveyardKeeper heads down into the cellar to grab some pot roasts and some hard tacks
[22:43:12] Kirran offers the gravekeeper a roasted owl wing.
[22:43:25] <%GraveyardKeeper> Nah, no thanks mate.
[22:43:29] Silker looks around the room in an effort to locate Dex
[22:43:43] Dex follows the gravekeeper into the cellar and pockets the cross when hes not looking. Then follows him back up and sneaks out the door.
[22:43:54] <%GraveyardKeeper> HEY
[22:44:04] <@DM> (You have to roll against Silker's power)
[22:44:07] Kirran whacks Dex with a shovel
[22:44:10] <@DM> *dex
[22:44:11] <%GraveyardKeeper> The bloody wanker has dun it again
[22:44:12] <+Dex> for what?
[22:44:16] <%GraveyardKeeper> !
[22:44:26] <%GraveyardKeeper> give me back me cross!
[22:44:28] <+Dex> Camo man you cant target me.
[22:44:29] <+Kirran> $54d10
[22:44:30] <@Navi> Kirran: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 317. Successes: 40.
[22:44:51] <@DM> *OBJECTION!*
[22:45:12] <%Darte> (I think you're the one challenging the guy using a general guard at the door, not vice-versa)
[22:45:34] <@DM> (Shielded Cover)
[22:45:35] <+Dex> well unless hes as big as the door way
[22:45:41] <+Dex> in theory id just be opening the door and slipping through
[22:45:47] <+Dex> its not like im attacking the door
[22:46:15] <@DM> (I'm going to force a roll against Silker)
[22:46:19] <%DungeonMaster> (I was going to pause the quest in the graveyard keeper's house but I can't do that while Dex has the cross)
[22:46:23] <+Dex> what stat?
[22:46:29] <@DM> (Power)
[22:46:36] <@Silker> $40d10
[22:46:37] <@Navi> Silker: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 7, 5, 1, 6, 8, 6, 3, 2, 7, 7, 5, 7, 1, 4, 3, 10, 3, 3, 9, 7, 8, 7, 7, 7, 5, 6, 3, 2, 6, 5, 4, 1, 8, 5, 8, 5, 9 and 5. Total: 217. Successes: 29.
[22:46:40] <@Silker> +11 successes
[22:46:42] <+Kirran> (Dex, you're stealing the cross counts as an action though.)
[22:46:46] <+Dex> tell you what Dungeon master of my heart.
[22:46:54] <+Dex> you let me keep the cross for next session
[22:47:01] <+Dex> ill allow it to be used for tonight in the house.
[22:47:27] <%DungeonMaster> (you would be risking the graveyard keeper's life. He has a job to do here)
[22:47:39] <+Dex> its a shit job and he should move away and get a better one
[22:47:46] <+Dex> besides whos he keeping graves for?
[22:47:51] <@DM> *And yes, Dex has made an action*
[22:47:53] <+Dex> everyone around here is already dead or evil
[22:48:06] <+Kirran> (Action cancels camo.)
[22:48:07] <+Dex> hold on a second
[22:48:11] <+Dex> WHAT IF
[22:48:15] <+Dex> THE KEEPER IS EVIL
[22:48:17] <+Kirran> (Dex is entirely visible.)
[22:48:29] <%DungeonMaster> (He was tasked by the Mayor of Veros to keep the graves of Old Wakiruya Village)
[22:48:42] <+Dex> well he can quit
[22:48:45] <+Dex> go to school
[22:48:47] <+Dex> get a decent job
[22:48:51] <+Dex> settle down and raise a family
[22:49:20] <%DungeonMaster> (Do you really want to be on the wanted list for allowing zombies to murder a 50 year old graveyard keeper?
)
[22:49:58] <%DungeonMaster> (Come on, think about the political consquences)
[22:49:58] <+Dex> how would they know?
[22:49:59] <@Silker> I think we should swipe that cross from Dex and kick him out. I've had enough of the shenanigans and I'm pretty sure that the rest of you have had enough.
[22:50:15] <+Kirran> I'm used to it.
[22:50:18] <+Dex> bah fine have the cross
[22:50:20] <+Dex> ill get it next session
[22:50:26] <%GraveyardKeeper> Aye, that I can agree on
[22:50:50] <%Darte> "Comes with the territory.  We put up with him for the sheer luck he tends to have, but he's unreliable beyond that."
[22:50:54] GraveyardKeeper takes the cross from Dex and kicks him out. A second cross suddently appears in Dex's inventory
[22:51:05] <+Dex> never mind
[22:51:06] <+Dex> im happy now
[22:51:17] <@Silker> Phew.
[22:51:18] <%DungeonMaster> And with that.....
[22:51:38] <%DungeonMaster> "A loading screen soons obscures your vision"
[22:51:44] <%DungeonMaster> =Quest Pause=
[22:51:49] DungeonMaster [[email protected]] is now known as FireSeraphim
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[22:52:02] Silker [[email protected]] is now known as Orithan
[22:52:04] <%FireSeraphim> So how did I do guys?
[22:52:09] <+Dex> just out of curiosity
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[22:52:14] <+Dex> $36d10
[22:52:15] <@Navi> Dex: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 6, 8, 6, 5, 10, 7, 1, 5, 8, 4, 7, 4, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 5, 7, 4, 6, 5, 6, 7, 3, 7, 2, 3, 2, 6, 1, 8, 4 and 3. Total: 181. Successes: 24.
[22:52:28] <%Darte> Did okay.
[22:52:33] <+Dex> close ha
[22:52:37] <@Orithan> You had to score at least 40 successes to break through Silker's ridiclous guard.
[22:52:43] <@Orithan> *41
[22:52:48] <%Darte> There's been a couple choices in this quest now that don't have an obvious meaning.
[22:52:59] <%Darte> Like which paths we should take, for example.
[22:53:11] <@Orithan> Shielded Cover + 2 Deku Shields = +11 successes
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[22:53:28] <%Darte> Also, don't squabble with the players: just make a decision and mandate it. ;)
[22:53:37] <%Darte> See: the trees + resin around the gate
[22:53:38] <%FireSeraphim> I am working on that, as well as trying to strike a balance and be fair.
[22:54:07] <%Darte> It gets to be a 'my awesome shield deflects your almighty laser' situation of god-mod ramping
[22:54:38] <+Fireblast124> Meanwhile in Forest of Illusion
[22:54:56] <@Orithan> Fireblast is getting kicked.
[22:55:06] Orithan kicks Fireblast124 out of the window
[22:55:06] Fireblast124 [[email protected]] has been kicked from #zurpg by Orithan [[email protected]]: You were kicked out of the window and landed in a pond full of Cheep Cheeps!
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[22:55:16] <+Fireblast124> Wow
[22:55:19] <%FireSeraphim> Thank you Darte for your invaluable insite
[22:55:25] <+Fireblast124> What a relevant kick line
[22:55:26] <%FireSeraphim> *insight
[22:55:58] <%FireSeraphim> I recalled that when you all first entered the forest of illus
[22:56:16] <%FireSeraphim> err I mean the Mad Forest, Dex tried to climb the trees
[22:56:29] <+Dex> i like climbing things
[22:56:36] <%FireSeraphim> and almost succeed. That was me general trying not to be too heavy handed
[22:56:39] <@Orithan> Not to mention breaking the freaking game.
[22:56:52] <%FireSeraphim> It's a difficult balancing act I will admit
[22:57:00] <%FireSeraphim> and I hope I'm getting better at it
[22:57:06] <%Darte> Especially with Dex around, haha
[22:57:10] <%Darte> He likes to break things
[22:57:10] <+Dex> also i didnt even want the cross until everyone was stop me from having it
[22:57:23] <@Orithan> I am still beginning to get the balancing act right too.
[22:57:44] <+Fireblast124> Meanwhile with me and mindgames
[22:58:49] <%FireSeraphim> Anyways I will be copying and saving this entire session for posperity
[22:59:16] <@Orithan> Anyhow, I'm off.
[22:59:18] <@Orithan> Cya.
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[22:59:21] <%FireSeraphim> Bye
[23:00:06] Darte waves.
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