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  1. "Scooby Doo Theory
  2. The one I go with is that Daphne is a fear whore. She puts out when she's properly terrified. So Fred starts this whole Mystery Machine thing to just drive around and bang Daphne. (Pretty much every episode, they go 'look for clues' together and come back with nothing.) They're always in a rundown area because there's always been plenty of those if you're looking for them (and that's what Fred is doing)
  3. But his parents aren't going to let his teenage ass drive off with his girlfriend in a van and assume it's totally legit just because he painted the side of it. So he gets Velma. Velma is the face of the group. She brings legitimacy to their "mystery team". In actuality, she's the nerdy kid desperate to be liked by the Prom King & Queen who have invited her to go hunt ghosts.
  4. However, they can't just drive off to locations and leave Velma in a haunted house while they go fuck. Velma might get the sense of third wheel pretty quick. So he got Shaggy as well. Shaggy is his childhood stoner buddy who always backs his play because he doesn't really give a shit. It's cool, man. As long as you keep taking Shaggy to cool places to go get high with his dog (hence they also usually go look for clues and come back with nothing but a huge appetite).
  5. So now Velma thinks she's part of a crack team of ghost hunters, when really she's just the front for a mobile fuckshack. One team goes and looks for clues, another team goes and looks for clues, and so does she! When she started actually solving mysteries... all the better. Velma is keeping this mobile smoke and suck party rolling."
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