(20:00:46) Remnance: :O
(20:00:49) (Commentator): Youuuu guessed it ladies and gentlemen
(20:00:51) sahdee: 8o
(20:00:52) (Commentator): it's FCAAAAR!
(20:01:00) Remnance: :hyper:
(20:01:12) sahdee: I won last time :D
(20:01:13) (StarrGames): :hyper:
(20:01:14) (Commentator): follow us on #fcarisdabesterestohgodthehastag​smantheyreeverywhere
(20:01:29) (Commentator): It's that hting where we have a race again!
(20:01:32) (Commentator): you know the drill
(20:01:34) (Commentator): or do you?
(20:01:35) (Commentator): maybe
(20:01:43) (Commentator): anyways, qualifying rundown
(20:01:50) (Commentator): Blee qualified first
(20:02:07) sahdee: BOOO
(20:02:08) (Commentator): Tele somehow managed to appear at this race
(20:02:14) (Commentator): not really sure how, but meh
(20:02:16) sahdee: WHEEE
(20:02:20) (Commentator): portals are confuzzling
(20:02:27) (Commentator): anyways, he qualified second
(20:02:46) (Commentator): Muffin Mobile qualified well in third
(20:02:55) (Commentator): Fromobile in fourth
(20:03:14) (Commentator): Remmy in the reallylongnamemobile in fifth
(20:03:18) sahdee: Muffin mobile is Starr's right?
(20:03:20) Remnance: :carlton:
(20:03:23) (Commentator): yes
(20:03:48) (Commentator): then the infamous mooseicorn in 6th
(20:04:08) (Commentator): followed by Theel, Cdos, Rebound, and the horsey!
(20:05:15) (Commentator): Redis comes ahead of Lolzi and sahdee, and these three are followed by Luuki, the rallycross fighter, Nurse Rock, Zwoosh, the Yeti Mobile, Auzzie, CTR, Elimo, Meshy and TJ
(20:05:38) (Commentator): but now, it's time for what you've been waiting for
(20:05:42) (Commentator): PIZZA COCKTAILS
(20:05:55) (Commentator): no wait...
(20:05:56) Remnance: Gross
(20:05:58) (Commentator): the race!
(20:06:20) (Commentator): The cars are all lined up
(20:06:24) (Commentator): the lights are on
(20:06:26) (Commentator): engines revving
(20:06:35) (Commentator): the lights go out!
(20:06:54) (Commentator): into the first corner on Metropolis' street circuit
(20:06:59) (Commentator): and Blee has crashed into the river!
(20:07:02) (Commentator): amazing!
(20:07:08) Remnance: Ahahahahahahah
(20:07:14) (StarrGames): hehe
(20:07:14) (Commentator): CTR and Luuk have too!
(20:07:20) (StarrGames): :O
(20:07:28) (SpamWork4587): I'M SO EXCITED AND NERVOUS
(20:07:46) (Commentator): into the first corner and sahdee is gaining ground
(20:08:23) (Commentator): somehow, the track has looped in on itself!
(20:08:30) (Commentator): this may affect the course of the race!
(20:08:31) sahdee: :hyper:
(20:08:36) (Commentator): oh no! disaster!
(20:08:42) (Commentator): it's a mangled mess!
(20:08:48) (Commentator): no one knows which way to go!
(20:09:19) (Commentator): Finally, sahdee, Tele and Redis have found their way out of this mess
(20:09:36) (Commentator): but the horsey is swimming away to kingdom come for some reason...
(20:09:56) (Commentator): Meshy and the Muffin Mobile have collided!
(20:10:08) (Commentator): Cdos also hits them!
(20:10:12) Remnance: Starr, nooooooo!
(20:10:28) (Commentator): finally, the rest of the drivers have escaped from the mess, leaving behind chaos
(20:10:32) (StarrGames): :O
(20:10:42) (Commentator): I suppose that's the side effect of messing with portals
(20:11:16) (Commentator): but what's this?
(20:11:21) Remnance: I wonder what a race in the Grove would be like
(20:11:24) (Commentator): Nurse Rock and TJ have gained ground
(20:11:35) sahdee: Half the cars would vanish :P
(20:11:46) (Commentator): Elim, Lolz, Auzzie and Rem are all at the back after the conclusion
(20:12:09) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is closely followed by Rebound's Beard on Wheel
(20:12:23) (Commentator): Theel and Fro are ramming each other!
(20:12:33) (Commentator): they still have a cloudy history from miniluv!
(20:12:57) (SpamWork4587): BOOOO HISSS Bad sportsmanship
(20:13:02) (Commentator): rem is trying to shoot Lolz and Auzzie
(20:13:11) Remnance: :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:
(20:13:12) sahdee: Yay Rem!
(20:13:14) (Commentator): :O He's crashed into them!
(20:13:14) (StarrGames): Rem :nono:
(20:13:18) (Commentator): into the sea they go!
(20:13:24) (Commentator): Another disaster!
(20:13:32) (SpamWork4587): =O
(20:13:36) Remnance: Wait
(20:13:41) (SpamWork4587): :carlton:
(20:13:49) Remnance: Did I go into the sea with them?
(20:14:00) (Commentator): yes remmy :P
(20:14:07) Remnance: :biblethump:
(20:14:20) (Commentator): Now Zwoosh and Elim are catching up with Theel and Fro
(20:14:31) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is close behind Sahdee
(20:14:38) (Commentator): Redis and Tele are swapping the lead!
(20:14:44) (Commentator): Hang on!
(20:14:47) (Commentator): they forgot to close the road!
(20:14:59) (Commentator): The race is on a public highway!
(20:15:07) (Commentator): and now the police are chasing the racers!
(20:15:12) (Commentator): How did this happen?
(20:15:22) sahdee: Terrible organising?
(20:15:23) Remnance: :blink:
(20:15:32) (Commentator): Infamous has a trick up his sleeve though
(20:15:34) (StarrGames): in a FCAR race?! sahdee nooo :P
(20:15:44) (Commentator): his car is spilling paint onto the track!
(20:15:51) (Commentator): All the police cars are stuck there
(20:15:56) (Commentator): unfortunately, so is Zwoosh!
(20:16:03) (Commentator): The police are chasing Zwoosh on foot
(20:16:21) (Commentator): And Zwoosh has run back onto where the race track continues!
(20:16:24) (Commentator): Oh the humanity!
(20:16:35) (Commentator): Redis and tele barely avoid him!
(20:16:45) (Commentator): And zwoosh has fallen into the sea! Somehow...
(20:16:54) (Commentator): This sea is everywhere :?
(20:17:13) sahdee: Poor Zwooshie
(20:17:23) (Commentator): Back to the race, where TJ is using his rocket boosters to chase down Rebound
(20:17:42) sahdee: What happened to the horse?
(20:17:44) (Commentator): Theel, Fro, Elim and the Yeti Mobile all following closely behind
(20:17:54) Remnance: Its gone
(20:18:07) (Commentator): sahdee The horse fell into the sea and has hijacked a ship transporting carrots
(20:18:10) sahdee: RIP horse
(20:18:18) Remnance: :lol:
(20:18:20) sahdee: o.O
(20:18:23) (Commentator): Metropolis coast guard units are currently in a shootout
(20:18:34) (SpamWork4587): Horse is best horse
(20:18:34) (Commentator): that horse sure can handle a pistol!
(20:18:53) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is throwing bandages at sahdee!
(20:19:18) sahdee: I have a shield
(20:19:19) (Commentator): Sahdee is sacrificed her secret flask of cofee! She's flung it through Nurse Rock's windscreen!
(20:19:57) (Commentator): Nurse Rock isn't happy, she's ramming the back of Sahdee's car
(20:20:28) (Commentator): Rebound and Tj have passed them both! But Nurse Rock and Sahdee don't care!
(20:20:38) (Commentator): Uh oh... more bad orginisation afoot!
(20:21:12) (Commentator): The race is going through a millionaire's yacht! Was this race even set up properly?
(20:21:31) (Commentator): :O That looked like an expensive Fabergé egg
(20:21:42) (SpamWork4587): :sigh:
(20:21:51) (Commentator): Sahdee and Nurse Rock aren't even following the track anymore...
(20:22:08) (Commentator): Redis and Tele have started poking each other
(20:22:17) Remnance: wut
(20:22:38) (Commentator): and somehow, Sahdee and Nurse Rock have come out in between Tele and Rebound
(20:22:47) (Commentator): That must be illegal! not that anyone cares or anything
(20:23:27) (Commentator): and Infamous has completely gone off the track now! Yeti Mobile spins off to avoid him!
(20:23:34) (Commentator): They both crash into Fro and Theel!
(20:23:49) (Commentator): Theel's car flips over the barriers of the track!
(20:24:02) (Commentator): He's rolling down the hill towards the finish line!
(20:24:31) (Commentator): As Redis and Tele, followed by Sahdee, Nurse Rock, Rebound and TJ are approaching
(20:24:44) (Commentator): Theel smashes onto the ground and his car exploderises!
(20:24:54) sahdee: :O
(20:24:54) (Commentator): There's smoke everywhere!
(20:24:59) (Commentator): The stands are collapsing!
(20:25:10) sahdee: These races are terribly unsafe
(20:25:20) (Commentator): Now the police are swimming after Zwoosh!
(20:25:28) (Commentator): The Horsey has surrendered to the coast gurad
(20:25:52) (Commentator): Now the remaining cars have hit Theel's wreck!
(20:25:56) (Commentator): it's a pile up!
(20:26:10) (Commentator): someone is demolishing a smoke stack in the backgroudn!
(20:26:26) (Commentator): there's road traffic on the race track!
(20:26:31) (Commentator): It's a disaster!
(20:26:38) (Commentator): How could this happen?
(20:26:44) (Commentator): ....
(20:26:49) (Commentator): That explains a lot
(20:27:01) (Commentator): Turns out that this race was supposed to be yesterday
(20:27:10) Remnance: :doh:
(20:27:17) (Commentator): so the roads are all being opened, the stands are being dismantled...
(20:27:37) (Commentator): the barriers that stop cars from falling into the sea or rolling down hills have been removed...
(20:27:41) (Commentator): oops
(20:28:02) sahdee: You're probably going to get sued again
(20:28:06) (Commentator): and the smoke is finally clearing
(20:28:15) Remnance: RIP FCAR
(20:28:30) (Commentator): Redis' car was the only one that actually got over the line
(20:29:26) (Commentator): Meanwhile, the official investigation into this fiasco has confirmed that the Muffin Mobile's Heresy, combined with rampant portals, caused the timings to go wrong
(20:30:08) (Commentator):[by entering the FCAR competition you waver all rights to sue FCAR incorporated]
(20:30:26) (Commentator): I think that's cleared it all up nicely
(20:30:31) (SpamWork4587): I haven't entered
(20:30:45) (Commentator): the you can't sue anyway mate :P
(20:31:12) sahdee: Sure he can. He may have been in the stands. :P
(20:31:12) (Commentator): once the marshals finish cleaning up the mess at the finish line, we'll probably have the results
(20:31:44) (Commentator): by coming within a 900000 mile radius of FCAR you waive the right to sue
(20:31:54) (Commentator): there, sorted
(20:32:20) (Commentator): runs out of commentary booth chased by a crowd of angry people
(20:32:36) (SpamWork4587): ...
(20:32:42) (Commentator): see you next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii​iiiiiiiime! [by attempting to sue you waive the right to sue]
(20:32:42) (SpamWork4587): I do not agree to that
(20:33:40) (Commentator): [by not agreeing you waive the right to sue]