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  1. [OOC] Chief Keith: Bigdickbitch.com
  2. [OOC] r3cker: i said no homo
  3. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Uh, increasing the pay of workers only increases the productivity when there's not full employment."
  4. [OOC] Sammy: meatspin
  5. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Which I guess there ain't."
  6. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "We got, like, 99% unemployment up in here."
  7. [OOC] That Guy You Know: So bored in my cell
  8. Hiroto Hashimoto says "But I mean, companies make money off of workers."
  9. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Yes?"
  10. [OOC] mush #toolgunvigilante: nice meta
  11. [OOC] [SCG] Jordan K #47: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IN THE PLAZA
  12. Requesting texture value from var "$basetexture" which is not a texture value (material: pp/copy)
  13. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I mean, yeah."
  14. Hiroto Hashimoto says "They do work and the companies make money."
  15. [OOC] BlissfulOktober: The end times
  16. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Well, there is only one company. And it happens to be the government."
  17. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] frowns.
  18. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Do you see my point, Mister Washington?"
  19. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_p228
  20. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "But really, they make money from trading goods and services to households, and nobody pays da govament for NUTHIN here."
  21. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
  22. Hiroto Hashimoto says "But they are the workers who produce those things."
  23. [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Best ERP outside spawn nice orgy
  24. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Awww HAYUL naw. We got slavery up in here!"
  25. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Though, as you have stated, the unemployment rate is astronomically high."
  26. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Income taxes."
  27. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "There ain't no income taxes."
  28. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Invisible ones, mind you."
  29. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Jokes on you I have no income."
  30. ** Ji Gi takes out a chili dog from the fridge, going over to the microwave.
  31. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I got 10 tokens once."
  32. ** Hiroto Hashimoto grins. "It is a broken system we are apart of."
  33. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Nice."
  34. ** Ji Gi loads it into the microwave, setting it for a few seconds. He takes it out after it is finished, taking it downstairs whilist eating it.
  35. Hiroto Hashimoto says "There is very little middle class."
  36. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Nice dog brother."
  37. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "You'd think crazy alien bitches would have some robot govament that don't make mistakes or something."
  38. Hiroto Hashimoto says "The poor remain poor and the rich become incredily rich."
  39. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "But nah, they probly don't care."
  40. Ji Gi says "Vary guud."
  41. [OOC] BlissfulOktober: Again, pardon my asking, but is the elevator in the UCH supposed to not be working?
  42. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Yeah."
  43. Ji Gi says "You want bite?"
  44. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Yes."
  45. MPF.C2-UNION.DvL.267 has teleported MPF.C18-JUDGE.03.035 to their target location.
  46. [OOC] Sammy: yeah para stepped in and broke it
  47. [OOC] the elephant man: wtf
  48. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Yeah dog!"
  49. [OOC] Baboonbrain: wasnt it fixed ic?
  50. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] leans over and takes a chomp.
  51. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] takes a bite out of the Asian too.
  52. [LOOC] Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|Short brown... (Sammy): attempts, actually
  53. ** Ji Gi takes out a packet of ketchup, squirting it into their mouths.
  54. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Naw fam it's coo.
  55. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Thanks, you ain't so bad for a squinty eye!"
  56. Freedom has connected to the server.
  57. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows it.
  58. Ji Gi says "And you ain't so bad for a nigger!"
  59. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "You an honorary nigga now."
  60. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Wow it's like a hibachi grill."
  61. ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] lets out a stiffled chuckle, placing her right hand on her face.
  62. [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: Trevon Washington says "Thanks, you ain't so bad for a squinty eye!"Freedom has connected to the server.** Trevon Washington swallows it.Ji Gi says "And you ain't so bad for a nigger!"
  63. ** Ji Gi offers a chili-dog-cheese covered handshake.
  64. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has a white-man lapse.
  65. ** For both of the men.
  66. [OOC] Silta: whos playing the ISis Music?
  67. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] adds his hand into the handshake.
  68. [OOC] Kumbabi: Meta
  69. [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Best Allah Akbar music outside spawn
  70. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] shakes his cheesy, slippery hand.
  71. Talendril Silverleaf has disconnected from the server.
  72. [OOC] Revamped Rebel: Turn the isis music off before flags are confiscated and bans are handed out.
  73. ** Ji Gi walks up the stairs, placing his hand on the wall. The cheese would be smeared all over the wall, causing him to trip and fall.
  74. Ji Gi says "Ow."
  75. Ji Gi says "Dis hurt very bad!"
  76. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Brother."
  77. [OOC] the elephant man: but this music is fire
  78. [OOC] <:: Thuyion: // FUN POLICE RAID IN PROGRESS //
  79. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] trips trying to catch him, landing into cheese and ketchup.
  80. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Mister Gi, I cannot afford lawsuit! Are you okay?"
  81. [OOC] Sammy: we have your son obama
  82. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ooh! Kinky!"
  83. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] trips over the nigger.
  84. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rubs it all over his body.
  85. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Fuck."
  86. ** Ji Gi drops his chili dog on the black man, it splattering all over both of them.
  87. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Careful!"
  88. ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] laughs as the situation goes on, shaking her head.
  89. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Shall I call 911?"
  90. Ji Gi says "No."
  91. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around in it, shoving bits of soggy, cheesy bread up his nostrils and ears.
  92. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Er, Civil Protection."
  93. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmm......"
  94. [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] says "Oh, dude! Oh--..."
  95. ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] is interrupted in her words by another laugh
  96. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] gets up.
  97. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Oh god."
  98. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Who crashin the party?"
  99. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "I've teleported."
  100. ** Ji Gi grabs a lasagna dish from the fridge.
  101. [OOC] BlissfulOktober: "actually saw this female metrocop, dat ass was smoking" i am ded now. bye
  102. [OOC] Paul: what
  103. ** Ji Gi attempts to take the lasagna dish down the stairs without tripping in the vomit.
  104. ** Ji Gi has rolled 18 out of 100.
  105. ** Ji Gi trips, throwing the dish in the air. The cold, hard lasagna would flow down his back.
  106. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Where is your restroom?"
  107. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] attempts to save the lasagna, sliding to grab it.
  108. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 5 out of 100.
  109. [OOC] the elephant man: graffiti
  110. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] helps.
  111. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 2 out of 100.
  112. Muxwell has connected to the server.
  113. Screenshot Requested
  114. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] slides in the vomit and cheese, but lands face first, getting starchy, cold lasagna noodles all over him.
  115. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to not be covered in lasagna as it splatters everywhere.
  116. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: woah what the fuck is this map?
  117. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 63 out of 100.
  118. [OOC] xX420Blaze1TXx: new, city 2.
  119. ** Ji Gi takes a bite, seeing if it tastes good.
  120. ** Ji Gi has rolled 39 out of 100.
  121. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] presses the starchy mess against his chest, moaning in pleasure as it seeps through his fingers and into the vomit.
  122. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "You don't like to participate."
  123. ** The lasagna tastes like shit.
  124. [OOC] Silta: can we have legit RP now?
  125. [OOC] Kumbabi: This IS legit rp.
  126. Ji Gi says "I be back!"
  127. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gets a stiffy.
  128. [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: we are at the cv
  129. ** Ji Gi attempts to scale up the stairs.
  130. ** Ji Gi has rolled 29 out of 100.
  131. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ok, come back soon nigga."
  132. ** Ji Gi slips in the pile of 4-day old lasagna, attempting to re-gain his balance so he doesn't hit his head.
  133. ** Ji Gi has rolled 72 out of 100.
  134. [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: The server is in shambles
  135. Ji Gi says "Yes!@"
  136. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): *!*
  137. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] attempts to breathe.
  138. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 85 out of 100.
  139. ** Ji Gi attempts to leap up and grab the railling, pulling himself up.
  140. ** Ji Gi has rolled 81 out of 100.
  141. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to continue having a beating heart.
  142. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 760 out of 1000.
  143. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] takes a single step forward.
  144. ** Hiroto Hashimoto lives.
  145. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 5 out of 100.
  146. ** Ji Gi pulls himself up, a metal rod from it falling and impaling the lasagna mess beneath him.
  147. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] fucking breaks his leg.
  148. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_9mm
  149. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] attempts to remove his anal beads.
  150. Hiroto Hashimoto says "aH!"
  151. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 83 out of 100.
  152. Hiroto Hashimoto says "No lawsuit!"
  153. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] succeeds and flings them onto Chief.
  154. Hiroto Hashimoto says "We must- we must make a cast!"
  155. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I gonna sue you, nigga!"
  156. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Jesus-I mean buffalo Gods."
  157. ** Ji Gi grabs the fire extinguisher, pulling off the safety pin.
  158. Hiroto Hashimoto says "NO!"
  159. Hiroto Hashimoto says "I cannot afford such a transaction!"
  160. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Who?"
  161. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Spray me honey! SPRAY ME!"
  162. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] bends over.
  163. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "I think my leg died."
  164. [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] says "It's... Getting weird, guys..."
  165. ** Ji Gi blasts the whole area away with the fire extinguisher, attempting to blow the whole mess away.
  166. ** Ji Gi has rolled 21 out of 100.
  167. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Huh? I don't see how."
  168. Hiroto Hashimoto says "I am sure.. I am sure you are fine."
  169. [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: rdm
  170. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is a mess.
  171. ** Ji Gi accidentally blasts himself in the face, sending him flying into the wlal.
  172. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is not removed.
  173. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around in the foam, sliding his half naked body over it.
  174. Ji Gi yells "SO CERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD"
  175. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmmmmmm......"
  176. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
  177. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: I will start the vote for change back to c17
  178. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_usp45
  179. ** Ji Gi attempts to blast the mess away again.
  180. ** Ji Gi has rolled 67 out of 100.
  181. [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: no
  182. [OOC] ❤SleazyE❤: no
  183. [OOC] <:: Thuyion: die
  184. [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: How so, you were punchworing
  185. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 16 out of 100.
  186. [OOC] Denaro_Oppai42069: Die
  187. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] opens his mouth, and it is all blasted down his throat.
  188. ** Ji Gi blasts the waste away.
  189. [OOC] Silta: Well.. I'ma go..
  190. ** Hiroto Hashimoto is blasted by the foam as well, tripping and falling down the stairs.
  191. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 71 out of 100.
  192. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Fell my tummy, daddy!"
  193. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Fill*
  194. ** Hiroto Hashimoto lands without injury!
  195. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates but does not tell anyone.
  196. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): im blasting you from over here kumbabi
  197. Silta has disconnected from the server.
  198. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): I'm not Kumbabi! This is racist
  199. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): my bad
  200. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Racist."
  201. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): i meant to call you nigger
  202. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Racist."
  203. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): because thats what you are
  204. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Thank you for respecting my ethnic identity
  205. [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): yes
  206. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to be culturally sensitive.
  207. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 97 out of 100.
  208. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 28 out of 100.
  209. ** Ji Gi attempts to leap over the mess.
  210. Hiroto Hashimoto says "I love black men."
  211. ** Ji Gi has rolled 49 out of 100.
  212. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Aww hayul naw, nigga."
  213. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is a dirty Injin.
  214. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 32 out of 100.
  215. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I love niggers. I think everyone should own one."
  216. ** Ji Gi trips and falls on the stairs, attempting to keep the fire extinguisher from hitting the ground.
  217. ** Ji Gi has rolled 43 out of 100.
  218. ealsakhria has disconnected from the server.
  219. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] begins to slowly dry hump the fire extinguisher.
  220. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Welcome."
  221. ** The fire extinguisher hits the ground, exploding into a cloudly mess, and shrapnel.
  222. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Leave while you can."
  223. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 67 out of 100.
  224. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is stabbed in the balls.
  225. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmm."
  226. [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Gay I keep gettign rdm'd and now I keep my injury on death so now I cant see shit
  227. ** Ji Gi attempts to miss the shrapnel.
  228. ** Ji Gi has rolled 17 out of 100.
  229. ** Hiroto Hashimoto is scratched by a shard of shrapnel, though he remains relatively fine.
  230. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] dodge
  231. BlissfulOktober has disconnected from the server.
  232. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 79 out of 100.
  233. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around, mostly naked, in the mixture of aeresol foam, cheese, blood, and vomit.
  234. ** Ji Gi gets stabbed in the urethera.
  235. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] yells "OH GOD YES!"
  236. Ji Gi says "HEY NIGGER."
  237. [LOOC] Hiroto Hashimoto (IceyTracks - That's so David!): and chili
  238. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Sorry
  239. Ji Gi says "PULL SHRAPNEL OUT OF MAI DICKY."
  240. [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: Maybe you shouldn't have punchwhored faggot
  241. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: when did the change happen?
  242. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] pulls it out with his teeth.
  243. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 57 out of 100.
  244. ** Ji Gi moans.
  245. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to watch.
  246. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 5 out of 100.
  247. ** Ji Gi has rolled 25 out of 100.
  248. [OOC] Denaro_Oppai42069: Today
  249. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is blown back so hard his pants and underwear fall off.
  250. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "oh no"
  251. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows the metal fragments, slicing his throat pleasurably.
  252. ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows ENORMOUS CATARACTS.
  253. Hiroto Hashimoto yells "AHHH!"
  254. ** Hiroto Hashimoto's eyes are white.
  255. ** Ji Gi attempts to massage the black man's nipples.
  256. ** Ji Gi has rolled 53 out of 100.
  257. ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] stands with a deadpand expression, observing the whole ordeal.
  258. ** Ji Gi squeezes them soothingly.
  259. That Guy You Know has disconnected from the server.
  260. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 83 out of 100.
  261. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] moans like a greased walrus.
  262. ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows new eyes, nice!
  263. ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] sighs at the minges, walking off.
  264. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to grab Kumbabi's butt.
  265. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 79 out of 100.
  266. ** Ji Gi attempts to spit down the nigger's cotton-picking throat.
  267. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Get IC
  268. ** Ji Gi has rolled 66 out of 100.
  269. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Wtf, who says minges IC
  270. ** Ji Gi spits down the nigger's throat.
  271. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gives kumbabi a reacharound.
  272. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows all of daddy's spitties
  273. [OOC] Sammy: I'm not only dissapointed but I am scarred for life, thanks.
  274. [OOC] Gold_Hawk: how do i get work
  275. [OOC] ❤SleazyE❤: f4 jobs menu
  276. ** Ji Gi attempts to give the spook a rimmy with his tongy.
  277. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): roll for reacharound
  278. Hiroto Hashimoto radios in "The Civil Voice building.. though we are somewhat preoccupied."
  279. ** Ji Gi has rolled 45 out of 100.
  280. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 40 out of 100.
  281. Sammy has disconnected from the server.
  282. Hiroto Hashimoto radios in "It is in D2, in an alley."
  283. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] accidently doesn't get a rimmy.
  284. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] accidently cums in his ass.
  285. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmm."
  286. ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to help the man by moving his arm.
  287. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 12 out of 100.
  288. ** Hiroto Hashimoto no dice
  289. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] clenches his sphinctres, pulling the semen up into his lower intestines.
  290. ** Ji Gi accidentally latches onto the man's dick, attempting to latch onto it like two magnets.
  291. ** Ji Gi has rolled 51 out of 100.
  292. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is magnetized in the dick.
  293. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is still ejaculating into kumbabi by accident.
  294. ** Ji Gi attempts to suck the man's brains out through his urethera.
  295. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is getting thinner.
  296. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Do not get him manpregnant!"
  297. ** Ji Gi has rolled 37 out of 100.
  298. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: rip server?
  299. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "ok"
  300. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...]'s penis slowly is pulled towards his urethra because of the magnitization.
  301. [OOC] Paul: no
  302. [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: no??
  303. [OOC] Baboonbrain: no
  304. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ohhhhhhhhh..... This is just like middle school."
  305. [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: WOAH LAg
  306. Ji Gi says "This is just like with me and daddie."
  307. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Sensei~~"
  308. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] pulls up the hotdog the chink was eating earlier.
  309. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] inserts his finger up his own urethra, while it's up the Asian's.
  310. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 84 out of 100.
  311. ** Ji Gi has rolled 10 out of 100.
  312. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] succeeds.
  313. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rubs Kumbabi's face with it.
  314. ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows an enormous four-inch japanese erection because his JAM is playing.
  315. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Thank you
  316. ** Ji Gi lets off a horribly satisfying moan, as the inside tract of his penis is power-washed down to nothing.
  317. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] gets a woody so big you can almost see it
  318. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] licks kumbabi
  319. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
  320. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] licks Chief's aged nipples in return.
  321. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmm... so wrinkly...."
  322. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "OoooOOoOOOOo000oOOOOO~~~"
  323. [SCG] Jordan K #47 has disconnected from the server.
  324. ** [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] sweep
  325. ** [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] sweep
  326. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: can someone please tp me back to plaza?
  327. ** Ji Gi extends his salt-covered hand onto the old man's red and raw pubes, attempting to rip them off with one quick, experienced tear. "DADDIE TAUGHT ME HOW TO EARN EXTRA MONEY IN STREET"
  328. ** Ji Gi has rolled 21 out of 100.
  329. ** Hiroto Hashimoto wishes his grandfather could be here to watch and be proud.
  330. [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: What the shit.
  331. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows the pubes, filling his throat with a light, stringy sensation.
  332. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] pulls his weiner out of kumbabi's bung-hole revealing his shit-coverd benis.
  333. Hiroto Hashimoto says "C-"
  334. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Oh no."
  335. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Can I lick it?"
  336. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Yes."
  337. Ji Gi says "I think you got.."
  338. Ji Gi says "A.."
  339. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] scrapes the feces off and forms it into a ball, and throws it at the speakers.
  340. Ji Gi says "STD.."
  341. ** Hiroto Hashimoto gets down on all fours, like a dog.
  342. Ji Gi says "roll if you have an std"
  343. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Oh no, I short fried them."
  344. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 55 out of 100.
  345. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 84 out of 100.
  346. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] has ADIS
  347. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): AIDS*
  348. RuffianArmy1020 has disconnected from the server.
  349. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): High wins stds
  350. Ji Gi yells "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK"
  351. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gets ebola
  352. Ji Gi yells "RACKING UP MY MEDICAL BILL"
  353. [LOOC] Hiroto Hashimoto (IceyTracks - That's so David!): YOU GOT HIV MY DUDE
  354. ** Ji Gi attempts to slap the man's penis off.
  355. ** Ji Gi has rolled 75 out of 100.
  356. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 100 out of 100.
  357. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): No, instant AIDS
  358. ** Ji Gi cracks his wrist.
  359. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rapes his mouth instead
  360. Ji Gi yells "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
  361. [LOOC] |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... (Chief Keith): i rolled 100 u have 2
  362. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] drools over the broken wrist, trying to heal it with sensuality.
  363. ** Hiroto Hashimoto is just inches away from sucking shit covered cock before he notices that ebola fueled blood is seeping out of his PENIS.
  364. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 3 out of 100.
  365. This is not a valid command!
  366. ** Ji Gi has rolled 98 out of 100.
  367. [OOC] CarneDeEsada: fuck this lag, I blame ddos
  368. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] facefuck chink
  369. [OOC] <SK> | Topassassin: I blame obama
  370. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] accidently slips his dick on the saliva, falling and hurting himself.
  371. ** Ji Gi attempts to suck the dick so hard that it penetrates out the back of his spine.
  372. ** Ji Gi has rolled 50 out of 100.
  373. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates so hard it hits the wall behind asian dude
  374. ** The bone marrow seeps onto the ground, making the sex paste a gritty texture.
  375. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "HUUUURNNHHHGGHGRGRNNRNURURNRUNRRHHGRGGHHHH"
  376. [OOC] Revamped Rebel: [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] says "I want to become combine" 9.2 FOOT PERSON WTF?
  377. ** Hiroto Hashimoto tHE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
  378. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "ALLAHU AKBAR"
  379. ** A huge, gaping hole would be in the asian man's head, the room now filled with 4 feet of cum.
  380. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "ALLAHU AKBAR"
  381. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rubs the semen with his nippes, absorbing them up his nipple hole.
  382. [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: Holy Mutant from Fallout 4.
  383. ** Hiroto Hashimoto's face turns white as he looks upon the holy scene.
  384. ** Ji Gi begins cumming chow mein sauce, the room filled with a saucy, gangrene-colored substance- the liquid would be up to their necks.
  385. xX420Blaze1TXx has disconnected from the server.
  386. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "yOU WANT IN ON THIS HIROSHIMA?"
  387. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] wINKS
  388. Hiroto Hashimoto yells "FUCK ME LIKE FAT MAN SCREW LITTLE BOY!"
  389. Ji Gi says "GET BACK TO PICKING MY COTTON"
  390. Ji Gi says "IT DOESNT PICK ITSELF"
  391. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] drinks the chow mein sauce, making his stomach expand until he's pregnant.
  392. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rapes nagasucki.
  393. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Daddy, I'm picking as ard as I can!"
  394. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Hard*
  395. Ji Gi says "THE COTTON PICKER IS HAVIN A BABY!"
  396. ** Hiroto Hashimoto screams because it's his first* time!
  397. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] pulls at the Asian's pubes, pretending they're cotton.
  398. Quantum Crunch has connected to the server.
  399. ** Ji Gi reaches into the blackie's man-hole, attempting to rip a baby out.
  400. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gives chink a reacharound cause he's nice like that
  401. [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): roll
  402. ** Hiroto Hashimoto moans!
  403. ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 16 out of 100.
  404. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 34 out of 100.
  405. ** Ji Gi moans as his pubes are pulled on, chow-mein sauce dispensing.
  406. ** Ji Gi has rolled 1 out of 100.
  407. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] misses his dick
  408. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is accidently aborted.
  409. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "No... my baby...."
  410. ** Hiroto Hashimoto accidently shits himself, all over the man's arm.
  411. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] slowly sticks his 8 foot dick into the aborted fetus, moaning loudly.
  412. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "How did you know this was my fetish?"
  413. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] eats the shit
  414. ** Ji Gi pulls out the baby by the head, the rest of the bottom completely shriveled like a prune.
  415. Hiroto Hashimoto says "Excellent."
  416. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates in his penis
  417. ** "ooga booga when i gwow up like daddy i pick cotton and sUCK DICK
  418. ** Hiroto Hashimoto ahh--AHHHH!
  419. [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "That's my fetish"
  420. [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: Cherry flavored lube
  421. MPF.C2-HELIX.OfC.780 has banned 'Gold_Hawk' for 24 hour(s) (I dont think this gamemode is for you | Incohesive to admin order | Running off during an admin sit | Appeal at ShockCoreGaming.Com | ~Revamped).
  422. Gold_Hawk has disconnected from the server.
  423. ** Hiroto Hashimoto cums back into the other man's penis.
  424. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] licks the asian's toe jam, shoving it up his nose with his tongue.
  425. ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] licks his cum-infused ass-hair
  426. Paul has disconnected from the server.
  427. [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "OoooooooooOoOOhhhhooooohhh~~~`"
  428. ** Hiroto Hashimoto moans because he loves DANGEROUS MEN!
  429. Martz has connected to the server.
  430. ** Ji Gi attempts to die
  431. ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] sticks his tongue so far up Chief Keith's anus that he reaches his heart, and pulls on it to stop its beating.
  432. ** Hiroto Hashimoto piggy backs the man with his crotch up to his face.
  433. ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 24 out of 100.
  434. ** Ji Gi has rolled 60 out of 100.
  435. ** Ji Gi falls over and dies
  436. ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 39 out of 100.
  437. --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
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