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- [OOC] Chief Keith: Bigdickbitch.com
- [OOC] r3cker: i said no homo
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Uh, increasing the pay of workers only increases the productivity when there's not full employment."
- [OOC] Sammy: meatspin
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Which I guess there ain't."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "We got, like, 99% unemployment up in here."
- [OOC] That Guy You Know: So bored in my cell
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "But I mean, companies make money off of workers."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Yes?"
- [OOC] mush #toolgunvigilante: nice meta
- [OOC] [SCG] Jordan K #47: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IN THE PLAZA
- Requesting texture value from var "$basetexture" which is not a texture value (material: pp/copy)
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I mean, yeah."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "They do work and the companies make money."
- [OOC] BlissfulOktober: The end times
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Well, there is only one company. And it happens to be the government."
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] frowns.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Do you see my point, Mister Washington?"
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_p228
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "But really, they make money from trading goods and services to households, and nobody pays da govament for NUTHIN here."
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "But they are the workers who produce those things."
- [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Best ERP outside spawn nice orgy
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Awww HAYUL naw. We got slavery up in here!"
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Though, as you have stated, the unemployment rate is astronomically high."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Income taxes."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "There ain't no income taxes."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Invisible ones, mind you."
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Jokes on you I have no income."
- ** Ji Gi takes out a chili dog from the fridge, going over to the microwave.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I got 10 tokens once."
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto grins. "It is a broken system we are apart of."
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Nice."
- ** Ji Gi loads it into the microwave, setting it for a few seconds. He takes it out after it is finished, taking it downstairs whilist eating it.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "There is very little middle class."
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Nice dog brother."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "You'd think crazy alien bitches would have some robot govament that don't make mistakes or something."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "The poor remain poor and the rich become incredily rich."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "But nah, they probly don't care."
- Ji Gi says "Vary guud."
- [OOC] BlissfulOktober: Again, pardon my asking, but is the elevator in the UCH supposed to not be working?
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Yeah."
- Ji Gi says "You want bite?"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Yes."
- MPF.C2-UNION.DvL.267 has teleported MPF.C18-JUDGE.03.035 to their target location.
- [OOC] Sammy: yeah para stepped in and broke it
- [OOC] the elephant man: wtf
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Yeah dog!"
- [OOC] Baboonbrain: wasnt it fixed ic?
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] leans over and takes a chomp.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] takes a bite out of the Asian too.
- [LOOC] Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|Short brown... (Sammy): attempts, actually
- ** Ji Gi takes out a packet of ketchup, squirting it into their mouths.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Naw fam it's coo.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Thanks, you ain't so bad for a squinty eye!"
- Freedom has connected to the server.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows it.
- Ji Gi says "And you ain't so bad for a nigger!"
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "You an honorary nigga now."
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Wow it's like a hibachi grill."
- ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] lets out a stiffled chuckle, placing her right hand on her face.
- [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: Trevon Washington says "Thanks, you ain't so bad for a squinty eye!"Freedom has connected to the server.** Trevon Washington swallows it.Ji Gi says "And you ain't so bad for a nigger!"
- ** Ji Gi offers a chili-dog-cheese covered handshake.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has a white-man lapse.
- ** For both of the men.
- [OOC] Silta: whos playing the ISis Music?
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] adds his hand into the handshake.
- [OOC] Kumbabi: Meta
- [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Best Allah Akbar music outside spawn
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] shakes his cheesy, slippery hand.
- Talendril Silverleaf has disconnected from the server.
- [OOC] Revamped Rebel: Turn the isis music off before flags are confiscated and bans are handed out.
- ** Ji Gi walks up the stairs, placing his hand on the wall. The cheese would be smeared all over the wall, causing him to trip and fall.
- Ji Gi says "Ow."
- Ji Gi says "Dis hurt very bad!"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Brother."
- [OOC] the elephant man: but this music is fire
- [OOC] <:: Thuyion: // FUN POLICE RAID IN PROGRESS //
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] trips trying to catch him, landing into cheese and ketchup.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Mister Gi, I cannot afford lawsuit! Are you okay?"
- [OOC] Sammy: we have your son obama
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ooh! Kinky!"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] trips over the nigger.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rubs it all over his body.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Fuck."
- ** Ji Gi drops his chili dog on the black man, it splattering all over both of them.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Careful!"
- ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] laughs as the situation goes on, shaking her head.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Shall I call 911?"
- Ji Gi says "No."
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around in it, shoving bits of soggy, cheesy bread up his nostrils and ears.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Er, Civil Protection."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmm......"
- [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] says "Oh, dude! Oh--..."
- ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] is interrupted in her words by another laugh
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] gets up.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Oh god."
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Who crashin the party?"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "I've teleported."
- ** Ji Gi grabs a lasagna dish from the fridge.
- [OOC] BlissfulOktober: "actually saw this female metrocop, dat ass was smoking" i am ded now. bye
- [OOC] Paul: what
- ** Ji Gi attempts to take the lasagna dish down the stairs without tripping in the vomit.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 18 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi trips, throwing the dish in the air. The cold, hard lasagna would flow down his back.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Where is your restroom?"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] attempts to save the lasagna, sliding to grab it.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 5 out of 100.
- [OOC] the elephant man: graffiti
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] helps.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 2 out of 100.
- Muxwell has connected to the server.
- Screenshot Requested
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] slides in the vomit and cheese, but lands face first, getting starchy, cold lasagna noodles all over him.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to not be covered in lasagna as it splatters everywhere.
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: woah what the fuck is this map?
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 63 out of 100.
- [OOC] xX420Blaze1TXx: new, city 2.
- ** Ji Gi takes a bite, seeing if it tastes good.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 39 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] presses the starchy mess against his chest, moaning in pleasure as it seeps through his fingers and into the vomit.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "You don't like to participate."
- ** The lasagna tastes like shit.
- [OOC] Silta: can we have legit RP now?
- [OOC] Kumbabi: This IS legit rp.
- Ji Gi says "I be back!"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gets a stiffy.
- [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: we are at the cv
- ** Ji Gi attempts to scale up the stairs.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 29 out of 100.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ok, come back soon nigga."
- ** Ji Gi slips in the pile of 4-day old lasagna, attempting to re-gain his balance so he doesn't hit his head.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 72 out of 100.
- [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: The server is in shambles
- Ji Gi says "Yes!@"
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): *!*
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] attempts to breathe.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 85 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to leap up and grab the railling, pulling himself up.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 81 out of 100.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to continue having a beating heart.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 760 out of 1000.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] takes a single step forward.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto lives.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 5 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi pulls himself up, a metal rod from it falling and impaling the lasagna mess beneath him.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] fucking breaks his leg.
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_9mm
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] attempts to remove his anal beads.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "aH!"
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 83 out of 100.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "No lawsuit!"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] succeeds and flings them onto Chief.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "We must- we must make a cast!"
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I gonna sue you, nigga!"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Jesus-I mean buffalo Gods."
- ** Ji Gi grabs the fire extinguisher, pulling off the safety pin.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "NO!"
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "I cannot afford such a transaction!"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Who?"
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Spray me honey! SPRAY ME!"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] bends over.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "I think my leg died."
- [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] says "It's... Getting weird, guys..."
- ** Ji Gi blasts the whole area away with the fire extinguisher, attempting to blow the whole mess away.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 21 out of 100.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Huh? I don't see how."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "I am sure.. I am sure you are fine."
- [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: rdm
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is a mess.
- ** Ji Gi accidentally blasts himself in the face, sending him flying into the wlal.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is not removed.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around in the foam, sliding his half naked body over it.
- Ji Gi yells "SO CERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD"
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmmmmmm......"
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: I will start the vote for change back to c17
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_usp45
- ** Ji Gi attempts to blast the mess away again.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 67 out of 100.
- [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: no
- [OOC] ❤SleazyE❤: no
- [OOC] <:: Thuyion: die
- [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: How so, you were punchworing
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 16 out of 100.
- [OOC] Denaro_Oppai42069: Die
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] opens his mouth, and it is all blasted down his throat.
- ** Ji Gi blasts the waste away.
- [OOC] Silta: Well.. I'ma go..
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto is blasted by the foam as well, tripping and falling down the stairs.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 71 out of 100.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Fell my tummy, daddy!"
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Fill*
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto lands without injury!
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates but does not tell anyone.
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): im blasting you from over here kumbabi
- Silta has disconnected from the server.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): I'm not Kumbabi! This is racist
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): my bad
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Racist."
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): i meant to call you nigger
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Racist."
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): because thats what you are
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Thank you for respecting my ethnic identity
- [LOOC] Ji Gi (mush #toolgunvigilante): yes
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to be culturally sensitive.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 97 out of 100.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 28 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to leap over the mess.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "I love black men."
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 49 out of 100.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Aww hayul naw, nigga."
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is a dirty Injin.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 32 out of 100.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "I love niggers. I think everyone should own one."
- ** Ji Gi trips and falls on the stairs, attempting to keep the fire extinguisher from hitting the ground.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 43 out of 100.
- ealsakhria has disconnected from the server.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] begins to slowly dry hump the fire extinguisher.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Welcome."
- ** The fire extinguisher hits the ground, exploding into a cloudly mess, and shrapnel.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Leave while you can."
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 67 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is stabbed in the balls.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmm."
- [OOC] RuffianArmy1020: Gay I keep gettign rdm'd and now I keep my injury on death so now I cant see shit
- ** Ji Gi attempts to miss the shrapnel.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 17 out of 100.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto is scratched by a shard of shrapnel, though he remains relatively fine.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] dodge
- BlissfulOktober has disconnected from the server.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 79 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rolls around, mostly naked, in the mixture of aeresol foam, cheese, blood, and vomit.
- ** Ji Gi gets stabbed in the urethera.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] yells "OH GOD YES!"
- Ji Gi says "HEY NIGGER."
- [LOOC] Hiroto Hashimoto (IceyTracks - That's so David!): and chili
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Sorry
- Ji Gi says "PULL SHRAPNEL OUT OF MAI DICKY."
- [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: Maybe you shouldn't have punchwhored faggot
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: when did the change happen?
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] pulls it out with his teeth.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 57 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi moans.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to watch.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 5 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 25 out of 100.
- [OOC] Denaro_Oppai42069: Today
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is blown back so hard his pants and underwear fall off.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "oh no"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows the metal fragments, slicing his throat pleasurably.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows ENORMOUS CATARACTS.
- Hiroto Hashimoto yells "AHHH!"
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto's eyes are white.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to massage the black man's nipples.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 53 out of 100.
- ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] stands with a deadpand expression, observing the whole ordeal.
- ** Ji Gi squeezes them soothingly.
- That Guy You Know has disconnected from the server.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 83 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] moans like a greased walrus.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows new eyes, nice!
- ** [Fair skin|6'0|20 YOA|...] sighs at the minges, walking off.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to grab Kumbabi's butt.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 79 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to spit down the nigger's cotton-picking throat.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Get IC
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 66 out of 100.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Wtf, who says minges IC
- ** Ji Gi spits down the nigger's throat.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gives kumbabi a reacharound.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows all of daddy's spitties
- [OOC] Sammy: I'm not only dissapointed but I am scarred for life, thanks.
- [OOC] Gold_Hawk: how do i get work
- [OOC] ❤SleazyE❤: f4 jobs menu
- ** Ji Gi attempts to give the spook a rimmy with his tongy.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): roll for reacharound
- Hiroto Hashimoto radios in "The Civil Voice building.. though we are somewhat preoccupied."
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 45 out of 100.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 40 out of 100.
- Sammy has disconnected from the server.
- Hiroto Hashimoto radios in "It is in D2, in an alley."
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] accidently doesn't get a rimmy.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] accidently cums in his ass.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmmmmm."
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto attempts to help the man by moving his arm.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 12 out of 100.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto no dice
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] clenches his sphinctres, pulling the semen up into his lower intestines.
- ** Ji Gi accidentally latches onto the man's dick, attempting to latch onto it like two magnets.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 51 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is magnetized in the dick.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is still ejaculating into kumbabi by accident.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to suck the man's brains out through his urethera.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] is getting thinner.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Do not get him manpregnant!"
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 37 out of 100.
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: rip server?
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "ok"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...]'s penis slowly is pulled towards his urethra because of the magnitization.
- [OOC] Paul: no
- [OOC] IceyTracks - That's so David!: no??
- [OOC] Baboonbrain: no
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Ohhhhhhhhh..... This is just like middle school."
- [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: WOAH LAg
- Ji Gi says "This is just like with me and daddie."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Sensei~~"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] pulls up the hotdog the chink was eating earlier.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] inserts his finger up his own urethra, while it's up the Asian's.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 84 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 10 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] succeeds.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rubs Kumbabi's face with it.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto grows an enormous four-inch japanese erection because his JAM is playing.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Thank you
- ** Ji Gi lets off a horribly satisfying moan, as the inside tract of his penis is power-washed down to nothing.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] gets a woody so big you can almost see it
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] licks kumbabi
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] licks Chief's aged nipples in return.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Mmm... so wrinkly...."
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "OoooOOoOOOOo000oOOOOO~~~"
- [SCG] Jordan K #47 has disconnected from the server.
- ** [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] sweep
- ** [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] sweep
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: can someone please tp me back to plaza?
- ** Ji Gi extends his salt-covered hand onto the old man's red and raw pubes, attempting to rip them off with one quick, experienced tear. "DADDIE TAUGHT ME HOW TO EARN EXTRA MONEY IN STREET"
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 21 out of 100.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto wishes his grandfather could be here to watch and be proud.
- [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: What the shit.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] swallows the pubes, filling his throat with a light, stringy sensation.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] pulls his weiner out of kumbabi's bung-hole revealing his shit-coverd benis.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "C-"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Oh no."
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Can I lick it?"
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "Yes."
- Ji Gi says "I think you got.."
- Ji Gi says "A.."
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] scrapes the feces off and forms it into a ball, and throws it at the speakers.
- Ji Gi says "STD.."
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto gets down on all fours, like a dog.
- Ji Gi says "roll if you have an std"
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Oh no, I short fried them."
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 55 out of 100.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 84 out of 100.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] has ADIS
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): AIDS*
- RuffianArmy1020 has disconnected from the server.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): High wins stds
- Ji Gi yells "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gets ebola
- Ji Gi yells "RACKING UP MY MEDICAL BILL"
- [LOOC] Hiroto Hashimoto (IceyTracks - That's so David!): YOU GOT HIV MY DUDE
- ** Ji Gi attempts to slap the man's penis off.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 75 out of 100.
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 100 out of 100.
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): No, instant AIDS
- ** Ji Gi cracks his wrist.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rapes his mouth instead
- Ji Gi yells "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
- [LOOC] |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... (Chief Keith): i rolled 100 u have 2
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] drools over the broken wrist, trying to heal it with sensuality.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto is just inches away from sucking shit covered cock before he notices that ebola fueled blood is seeping out of his PENIS.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 3 out of 100.
- This is not a valid command!
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 98 out of 100.
- [OOC] CarneDeEsada: fuck this lag, I blame ddos
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] facefuck chink
- [OOC] <SK> | Topassassin: I blame obama
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] accidently slips his dick on the saliva, falling and hurting himself.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to suck the dick so hard that it penetrates out the back of his spine.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 50 out of 100.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates so hard it hits the wall behind asian dude
- ** The bone marrow seeps onto the ground, making the sex paste a gritty texture.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "HUUUURNNHHHGGHGRGRNNRNURURNRUNRRHHGRGGHHHH"
- [OOC] Revamped Rebel: [9.2 foot blue eyes an...] says "I want to become combine" 9.2 FOOT PERSON WTF?
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto tHE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "ALLAHU AKBAR"
- ** A huge, gaping hole would be in the asian man's head, the room now filled with 4 feet of cum.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] yells "ALLAHU AKBAR"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] rubs the semen with his nippes, absorbing them up his nipple hole.
- [OOC] Captain Zao #C2: Holy Mutant from Fallout 4.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto's face turns white as he looks upon the holy scene.
- ** Ji Gi begins cumming chow mein sauce, the room filled with a saucy, gangrene-colored substance- the liquid would be up to their necks.
- xX420Blaze1TXx has disconnected from the server.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "yOU WANT IN ON THIS HIROSHIMA?"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] wINKS
- Hiroto Hashimoto yells "FUCK ME LIKE FAT MAN SCREW LITTLE BOY!"
- Ji Gi says "GET BACK TO PICKING MY COTTON"
- Ji Gi says "IT DOESNT PICK ITSELF"
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] drinks the chow mein sauce, making his stomach expand until he's pregnant.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] rapes nagasucki.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "Daddy, I'm picking as ard as I can!"
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): Hard*
- Ji Gi says "THE COTTON PICKER IS HAVIN A BABY!"
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto screams because it's his first* time!
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] pulls at the Asian's pubes, pretending they're cotton.
- Quantum Crunch has connected to the server.
- ** Ji Gi reaches into the blackie's man-hole, attempting to rip a baby out.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] gives chink a reacharound cause he's nice like that
- [LOOC] About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... (Kumbabi): roll
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto moans!
- ** |Old|6'2"|Long Black Hair|Weathe... has rolled 16 out of 100.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 34 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi moans as his pubes are pulled on, chow-mein sauce dispensing.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 1 out of 100.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] misses his dick
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] is accidently aborted.
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "No... my baby...."
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto accidently shits himself, all over the man's arm.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] slowly sticks his 8 foot dick into the aborted fetus, moaning loudly.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "How did you know this was my fetish?"
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] eats the shit
- ** Ji Gi pulls out the baby by the head, the rest of the bottom completely shriveled like a prune.
- Hiroto Hashimoto says "Excellent."
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] ejaculates in his penis
- ** "ooga booga when i gwow up like daddy i pick cotton and sUCK DICK
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto ahh--AHHHH!
- [About 5'11'' / Colore...] says "That's my fetish"
- [OOC] [SCG] EvanZilla1999: Cherry flavored lube
- MPF.C2-HELIX.OfC.780 has banned 'Gold_Hawk' for 24 hour(s) (I dont think this gamemode is for you | Incohesive to admin order | Running off during an admin sit | Appeal at ShockCoreGaming.Com | ~Revamped).
- Gold_Hawk has disconnected from the server.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto cums back into the other man's penis.
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] licks the asian's toe jam, shoving it up his nose with his tongue.
- ** [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] licks his cum-infused ass-hair
- Paul has disconnected from the server.
- [|Old|6'2"|Long Black ...] says "OoooooooooOoOOhhhhooooohhh~~~`"
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto moans because he loves DANGEROUS MEN!
- Martz has connected to the server.
- ** Ji Gi attempts to die
- ** [About 5'11'' / Colore...] sticks his tongue so far up Chief Keith's anus that he reaches his heart, and pulls on it to stop its beating.
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto piggy backs the man with his crotch up to his face.
- ** About 5'11'' / Colored / Frizzly... has rolled 24 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi has rolled 60 out of 100.
- ** Ji Gi falls over and dies
- ** Hiroto Hashimoto has rolled 39 out of 100.
- --- Missing Vgui material vgui/hud/m9k_owmp7
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