ch 12

De chapter dat continude

foenix wus havingk fun in skool but DEN SOMEBOAAAADDY BURST IN DE

DOOOR. "FENIX, WE GUT TRABLE!" sys guy. "whu r u" sys fenix.

"IM JACKIE CHUN AND KEK OWENS IS STILL ALLLLLIVE" scrims jackie.

"wtf, y" sys foenix. "cuz she die in htrae u barrylawn-braind

idjyit."

"oh shite yeh, lETZZZZZ GO, WHARE IS SHE?!" sys phoenix. "she cam

bak 2 Eaarth. iunno ware she is so we ned sum magiic powaars or

somethingk 2 finde her" sys jackie. "I KNUW SOME1 WIT DE MAGIC

POWRS" and foenix ran bak 2 khurain and pearl was dere for liek

no reason.

"hey pearls, use ur maaaagieek powers 2 find kek owens ghost 4 us

plz" sys foenix. "dafuq, u now i cnant chanel ded peops if dey

wlalking" sys pearls. "damn, chanel ini/mini whoever dafuq was

the murdere in dat case" sys foenix.

"ok" and pearls chaned dat gurl. "wat, u want" sys gurl. "FINDE

KEK OWENS DE GHOST WIT UR COLLLLEGE DEGREE" scrims phoenix. "lol,

i liar and murderer, i wont help u!" sys gurl. "damnit, if only

dere was som1 who culd find out thingks...."

gumshoe wlalks in "hey pal, i wus stuck behinde barrylawns dumb

walll". "oh crpa, can u find kek owens?" askz jiucey. "yeh,

lemmie use my detectoves skillls".

gumshoe opens gooogle earth and scans de entire planet in liek 5

mins "Shes in eygpt pal" he sys. "alwright!" and ronan turns in2

his seal form usingk irish powers and stratls swimming. "Ill fly

plane cuz im an edumicated man" sys ron juicy. Evary1 else gets

in plane.

WHAT WILL HAPPON IN TEH EYGPTS?
FINDE OIT NXT TIEM WITH BAAARRRYSHOOORT