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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. You: Why... hello.
  3. Stranger: hello!!!
  4. You: *winks*
  5. You: How you doin'?
  6. You: I apologize. I love you.
  7. Stranger: me too
  8. You: Good, want to get married?
  9. You: Why does my coffee taste like this?
  10. You: What do you think I am?
  11. Stranger: yes!!! lets go to vegas!!!
  12. You: I pay all the damn bills around here.
  13. You: VEGAS
  14. You: FUCK YEAH
  15. You: So, we got married by Elvis.
  16. You: Now what?
  17. You: Options are: Domestic abuse or drugs.
  18. Stranger: drugs all the way
  19. You: Oh!
  20. You: Cocaine or heroin?
  21. You: Can I snort coke off of you?
  22. Stranger: both
  23. Stranger: yes
  24. You: Awesome!!
  25. You: Oh man we're such a good couple.
  26. You: We just had a baby./
  27. You: a coke baby.
  28. You: It died.
  29. You: shit.
  30. You: We're divored.
  31. You: Also, divorced.
  32. Stranger: let's buy a puppy!!!
  33. You: Yay!!
  34. You: We can date again!
  35. Stranger: yes!!!
  36. You: After subsequent failed second marriages.
  37. Stranger: but now lets marry with a post-it
  38. You: Oh... oh no. Oh no, I'm sorry. I don't do anal.
  39. You have disconnected.
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