Dadcord (Laskvurel's version) Failed Attempt

Warning: Failed attempt, story was left undone.

>You are anon.
>You shut down your computer for the last time.
>Dark thoughts have always creped into your mind.
>Tonight though you can't take it anymore.
>It has to end.
>You quickly tie the rope into a loop and attach it to a hole in your tallest shelf.
>The chair is in place and the noose is tied so you hop up.
>You kick the chair from underneath you.
>Right as the rope tightens a distant but yet familiar voice is heard
>"Not yet anon I want to have some fun and you will fulfill my needs"
>You are unable to do anything as your mind goes into an unnatural shock.
>Your vision darkens after that


>You are on your back looking up at a the blurry green leaves of the trees.
>You realize your having trouble with everything.
>Your heart is pumping way faster than it should.
>You are having trouble breathing.
>The scariest though is that you can't move.
>You are now running out of air and you don't know what to do.
>Your eyelids close and you don't know how to open them.
>A familiar voice speaks again
>"I didn't expect that you wouldn't be able to adapt to this body"
>Something lifts you up and starts running


>A tingling sensation washes over you for a second and you can now see some light behind your eyelids.
>Whatever is carrying you starts knocking on a door.
>A soft yet familiar voice speaks "I don't mean to be rude but what are you doing in the middle of the night Discord"
>When you hear that name you know that you have to be dreaming some nightmare.
>Your burning lungs gasping for air remind you otherwise.
>The deeper voice speaks again "I am awfully sorry to disturb you in the middle of the night but I found this young colt in the middle of the woods."
>"Oh my it sounds as if he is having trouble breathing"
>At this point you are gasping.
>"Yes he is but I can't take him to the doctor myself, you know how they would act if I brought in an unconscious colt."
>The softer voice quickly agrees to take you to the doctor and you are soon rushed off.


>Your racing heart starts to slow down
>You are now on what you assume is a gurney.
>You hear door after door being slammed open
>Finally you give out

>It's some time later
>You try to open your eyes and see a white ceiling.
>You still can't move your head though but at least it feels like your vital organs are functional again.
>Voices are outside so you tune in.
>"I agree it is odd that anypony would have rope burns on his neck but why all the other problems.
>"I don't know, she said he was found in the forest right?"
>"Yes but what kind of creature would cause this?"
>Then the deep voice speaks again
>"Why anon did you enjoy your beauty sleep?"


>You try to speak but instead gibberish comes out of your mouth.
>"Anon try this"
>You see what looks like a clawed hand pull back your tong as if starting up a chainsaw.
>"Better"
>You try to speak once again.
"Who are you?"
>"Oh anon you should have figured that out by now it's me Discord"
>That can't be though he was just a character from a T.V. show.
>"Here let me help you up"
>Discord sits you up.
>"Better?"
>Know that you are face to face with the creature you can't believe your eyes.
"W-what is going on?"
>"Once again anon questions you should already know the answer to."
>Your mind is now going all over the place.
>"Oh yes anon there is one last thing"
>Discord snaps his fingers to magically teleport a mirror in front of you.
>What you see puts your mind in overload mode.


>You stare at the mirror in disbelief
>You are a green colt with a black mane.
>If you weren't at a lost of words before you are now.
>"How do you like your new body I think it's some of my finer work"
>You are still staring in disbelief
>Sure you liked the show but did you really want to be a pony.
"why..."
>That was the only thing you could think of saying.
>"Oh but what's the fun in telling you why, after all I think you have consumed enough information for now."
>Discord snaps his claws making the mirror teleport away.
>"Oh and one more thing that you most likely figured out already. It will take you some time to get accustomed to your new body I wasn't expecting it to be this severe though."
>The doctor outside starts talking loudly outside.
>"Nurse can you go check on our latest patient it's been a while"
>"And I think that's my cue to leave I will see you again soon anon."
"Wait"
>But Discord already teleported away.


>After Discord left you try to move.
>The most you are able to do is move your head left and right.
>It's a start but not good enough unless you want to spend the rest of you life in a bed.
>The nurse comes in and starts checking on the bags of various liquid connected to you replacing a couple.
>She then notices your awake.
>"Oh good your up I was wondering how long it would take you to regain conscience."
>She then checks a couple more things before speaking again.
>"Well looks like your breathing normally again and your heart is beating at a regular pace. "Where am I?"
>You realize you already know but figured you better say something then just stare at the ceiling.
>"The hospital of course. You know it was really lucky that somepony found you out in the woods. Who knows what would have happened if nopony found you."
>Your mind is still pretty dizzy from the amount of information you already took in.
>"Oh ya we were wondering if you sall what attacked you in the woods".
>And that was the one question you couldn't afford to answer.


>You have to think of something quick.
"Umm... I can't quite remember."
>The nurse raises an eyebrow to your response.
>"You sure we really need to know because we have never seen such strange symptoms after an attack."
"I'm sure"
>"Oh I better inform the doctor that your awake now."
>The nurse quickly runs out to get the doctor.
>Suddenly you hear Discord's voice.
>"Oh and one more thing anon. Try to keep our little secret under wraps for now."
>You have no idea where the voice came from.
>But for now finding where he was wasn't the problem.
>The doctor was coming.


>The doctor came in with a notepad and pencil.
>"Good to see your recovering fast, now can I have your name?"
>At least this was a question that won't put a secret in jeopardy.
"Anon"
>The doctor quickly jots something down as the answer his question.
>"The nurse already told me your response to what attacked you. Tell me are you having memory problems."
>This might actually be a way to avoid a lot of annoying questions so you take the opportunity.
"Yes."
>"Well that's unfortunate, tell me can you at least remember who your parents are?"
>Armed with this new lie you are now able to bypass this question without raising an eyebrow.
"No I can't remember much other than my name."
>"Well then, we'll have to find somepony to take care of you in till you get your memory back"
>The doctor finishes writing down in his notebook and started to leave.
>"Oh and one more thing you will be leaving this hospital tomorrow.
>And with that the doctor left.



>For the rest of the day nothing too eventful happened.
>When it was time for you to eat though you nurse had to spoon feed you.
>Finally after a few hours of staring at the ceiling you started to drift off.
>Things could be worse but you still wish that the rope would have hung you.
>Oh well need to at least try to make the most of things.
>As you eyes grow heavy you hear him again.
>"I say good fellow what a way to avoid so many questions"
>It was Discord again this time with a monocle though.
>He then tosses the monocle aside.
>"But we have come across another problem I'm afraid. It seems like the hospital doesn't want you as a resident for too much longer."
>Discord teleports right beside you with a long piece of paper that touches the ground.
>"Now we have some exciting new options for you lets see here."
>He runs his claw across the paper in till he finds what he was looking for.
>"Ah here we are the finest places I have to offer. How about somewhere inside a void."
>He looks at you to see your unamused.
>"No lets find something a bit more normal then like a old shack."
"Can you tell me what you came here for other than to play this joke?"
>"Oh but I have come to find you a new home after all I don't have any plans on sending you back any time soon."
>He snaps his fingers which causes the scroll to roll up.
>"Oh well if your not liking those options I could always just shove you in my extra room."
>Shure you like Discord as a character but no way did you want to live with him.
"WAIT NO..."
>Discord has already left though leaving you staring at the wall.


>You wake up at what you would consider early in the morning.
>The hospital is already busy though it seems.
>You noticed that your covers have ben thrown about.
>You hope you knows what this means.
>You are able to raise your arm when you try to move it now.
>Good it's a start but it still feels insanely odd.
>You then sit up like you normally would with your legs hanging off the bed.
>Then out of habit you try to stand on two legs.
>Right away you fall on the ground.
>You then hear talking once again outside your door.
>"You shure you know everyone who lives here Pinkie?"
>Oh no they are trying to find your identity still it seems.
>Quickly you run to the window to see what floor your on.
>So now you have two choices.
>Either they find out for shure your not from here or leave out a second story building.

>You have some trouble with opening the window with your hooves so in the end you smash it open.
>The doctor hears the crash and slams the door open.
>You however was outside standing on the ledge.
>The doctor looks out and starts yelling at you.
>"GET BACK HERE"
>You ignore him and head to the rain gutter.
>The doctor runs to one of the nurses.
>"Get everypony you can at the bottom of the building we got a colt outside on the ledge trying to escape before we release him."
>You had to hurry or risk being caught however your wobbly legs were still giving you a hard time as you stood on two hooves using the wall as a support.
>As you wrap your arms around the rain gutter you can see some nurses running around the corner trying to stop you.
>Not much time left you let your legs go and slide on down.
>You hit the ground harder than you meant to.
>This time you stand on all fours then realize something.
>You have never even tried to walk yet let alone run.
>Quickly you try to move all four legs to run but you aren't used to having two extra legs.
>As you attempt to run you end up tripping.
>Finally one of the nurses grab you.
>"You are in big trouble young colt"
>You throw you head down as a sign of defeat.


>You are now in an office inside the hospital.
>A pink hoof grabs your lower jaw and gently raises your head to eye level.
>Pinkie then lets go.
>"Nope never seen anypony like him. Wait that means...
>You know what would have come as you sall her starting to get excited but it was stopped by doctor putting his hoof over her mouth.
>The doctor then grabbed your jaw and yanked your head up.
>"Look kid I know your memory isn't wiped you had no series head trauma. Now are you going to play ball or am I going to have to do this for an hour?"
>One of the nurses then pops in. The doctor sharply looks at her now frustrated.
>"What is it now nurse?"
>"Fluttershy came to pick him up"
>The doctor then throws your head back.
>"Fine get him away so I can get back to work"
>As you leave you hear more yelling.
>"What are you still doing here get out of my office."
>A disturbed looking Pinky quickly leaves the office.
>You knew that what you did make the doctor's day a whole lot harder but his reaction was extreme.
>Quickly you make your way to the exit and see a yellow pony waiting for you.
>"There you are Discord is waiting back at my home come on he wants to see you."
>You are then lead out by Fluttershy and away from this place hoping not to return soon.

>Man, you never wanted to get away from a hospital so bad.
>Fluttershy lead the way to her cottage.
>Well might as well try to start a conversation.
"So, umm... is Discord meeting us there?"
>"Oh, I didn't know you already met him. I thought you were out cold the whole time."
>You forgot for a second, that the meetings you and Discord had were all in secret.
>"Anyways, yes he is."
>She turned around and gave you a soft smile.
>"He said that he needed to discuss something with you."
>Ah yes, you really wanted to try to get some answers out of Discord. Starting with why in the world did he bring you here?
"Did he say what?"
>"Now that I think about it, we will have to discuss where you will be staying."
>This was one of the things you were dreading. From what Discord said last night, he said that he was planning on giving you... well you didn't know, but it would most likely lead to a trick.
>You could now see Fluttershy's cottage coming up.
>Discord is outside waving to both of you.

>Both of you approached Discord.
>"Thank you Fluttershy, I'll take him from here."
>"You sure, sometimes kids can be a hooffull."
>"I'm sure Fluttershy."
>Discord takes you before stepping through a rift.
>"He will be well taken care of."
>You feel as if you are being thrown, then being stopped suddenly with no warning.
>"Welcome to your new home Anon!"
>The room looks pretty normal, almost like one back on Earth. It was nice, but you are fed up with being denied answers. Your going to try to get him to tell you, even if he isn't willing.
"Discord, you are going to tell me something. Now!"
>"Oh and what is that?"
>Discord looks as if he is holding back from bursting from laughter.
"You are going to tell me why you brought me here, and send me back home."
>"Am I? Why would I want to do that I haven't even had a chance to mess with you yet."
"WHY, BECAUSE YOU TOOK ME FROM MY HOME AND TURNED ME INTO A PONY, THATS WHY."
>You jump at an attempt to lash out at Discord, but you are stopped by a plastic barrier blocking your path. Yes, you were in a hamster ball.
>"But Anon even if I wanted to I can't send you back now."
>You raise an eyebrow to that.
"And why is that"
>"Anon you attempted suicide made the perfect cover up, so I simply drained your body of life and put it in your current form."
>Discord pulls up a portal that shows you a picture of your room, and inside is your dead body still hanging from a noose.
"But... how?"
>"Now, now Anon don't worry yourself with the details just know. You are never going back home."

>It must have ben a few minutes staring at your own dead body.
"So, I'm dead?"
>Discord raised an eyebrow to your question and thought about it.
>"Yes and no"
>Wow it was one of the first time he answered one of you questions.
"What do you mean by that?"
>"Yes your body is dead, but no you aren't."
>You were getting tired of him making nonsense.
"And how am I alive then if my body is dead."
>Discord then brings in a black board, and you find yourself in a student desk. He then draws on the board a human.
>"Anon when a human dies their life force or soul dies with them and moves on."
>Discord then draws a pony on the other side of the board.
>"What I did was extract that energy to a new target instead of letting it go on it's marry way."
>You feel a jab on your leg. A pencil is trying to get your attention on the floor.
>"Anon now is not the time to be playing around, you should be taking notes."
>You decide it's best to argue for now and pick up the pencil before pinning it to the desk with your arm.
>"Now the problem with this was I needed a target, so I made one."
"Wait, what? You made a pony?"
>"Yes I was successful in making a natural pony body with no soul. Anyways that concludes your lessen on how you got here. Now I expect you to calm down now."
>CALM DOWN, not in a million years were you going to forgive him for forcefully bringing you here.
"I will never forgive you Discord.
>"I thought you would say that."
>Discord snaps his claws teleporting you away.


>You now find yourself in the streets of Ponyville during the busy morning. Quickly you shove your way through everyone and go for the outskirts of the town. You needed to get away from everyone and get some time to think alone.
>A cart full of hay is leaving town so you hop into the back without alerting the Pony carrying it.
>You are now on your back looking up towards the blue sky.
>Thinking back to your old life you thought it was pretty bad, sure things could be worse but the dark corners of you mind were too much. It worried you at times too but no way were you going to go up to a doc saying "Hey I think I'm insane could you go stick me in the loony house".
>Most of the time it was controllable but other times it got out of hand. At times you just weren't yourself, you did things that you hated and quickly would come to regret them.
>Looking up at the sky you slowly drift off.

>A few hours later you are woken up by the cart owner.
>"Hey kid, wake up."
>You look up and see a slightly concerned looking pony.
>"Where you from kid?"
"I guess Poneyville."
>"I could take you back there tomorrow, making a run back and forth with supplies."
>This could give you some time to think about all of this so you just nod your head.
>"So kid you got a name?"
"Anon."
>"Well anyways you can just hop back in, we will be at the trade post soon kid."
>You silently obey and climb back in.
"What's your name?"
>"That isn't important to ya. Your not going to know me for that long kid."
>And with that the cart starts moving again.


>The rest of the day went uneventful, you and the cart owner would only trade words here and there. At the end of the day the cart owner dropped off they hay and set up camp nearby.
>The cart owner went into the tent first and you followed. Except now you weren't in the tent anymore, you were back at your new room that Discord made. You look over to the cart owner to see that he is now replaced by Discord.
>"Now Anon that's no way to treat your new father now is it?"
>You just want to get away from all of this, Discord is just too much for you.
"Why won't you leave me alone?"
>"Because Anon I'm responsible for you after all I did bring you here."
>Suddenly a burst of confetti goes off and Pinkie Pie comes out.
>"You what?"
>Even Discord is surprised by her.
>"How did you get in?"
>"Oh you left a portal open."
>Pinkie Pie had a very series look on her face still.

>Pinkie looks closely at you before grabbing you and running out the portal Discord left open earlier.
>Discord was started at what Pinkie did and was unable to react in time.
>You feel the odd fizz as you are transported from your room to ponyville.
>Pinkie starts making her way as quickly as possible to Twilights castle.
>At this point you find it a little hard to breathe, since Pinkie is holding on to you so tightly.
>Behind you, you can see Discord trying to catch up but looks as if he won't make it in time.
>When you finally make it to Twilights castle Pinkie doesn't bother knocking and runs inside.
>Discord makes his way inside quickly but knocking over a purple dragon in the process.
>Despite the circumstances though you couldn't help but admire the place and how well kept it is.
>Finally Pinkie makes it to a door, she quickly rips it open and runs inside before running into a surprised Twilight, who was reading a book before you came in.
>Discord quickly follows in.
>"Discord? Pinkie? What's going on?"


>Pinkie rushes forward and points her hoof at Discord.
>"Discord brought this colt from somewhere else."
>"Ok... Pinkie don't you think your missing a few key points to be making an accusation?"
>"But I heard him say it himself" She was still pointing at Discord.
>Discord picks you up.
>"Oh Pinky do you thing that I would have hurt anypony. You heard yourself how bad he was when they brought little Anon to the hospital."
>Twilight took a second to think about it.
>"Then again Discord has never really hurt anypony, why would he start with a little colt?"
>"In that case I think I will be on my way." Halfway out the door though and Pinkie stops both of you.
>"What about Fluttershy? Wasn't she the one that brought Anon to the hospital."
>How much did Pinkie know? It seems as if she know almost everything that has happened.
>Discord looked a little surprised, "No need to wake up poor Fluttershy this late Twilight."
>Twilight looks at Discord clearly not fooled by what he just said, "Yes there is a need Discord, now lets go."


>So this was it second day and the big secret is already being investigated. Over the hill you can see Fluttershy’s cottage, where just earlier today you were somewhat happier to see it. Now you wanted to run away from it, run away from all of this mess. Somewhere where Discord won’t be able to find you, somewhere where you will be safe from this whole mess. But you were here dealing with it face to face.
>Behind you and Discord was Pinkie keeping an eye on you and Discord while Twilight leads the way. When you arrive at the cottage Twilight knocks a few times at the door. A few seconds later a somewhat sleepy looking Fluttershy opens it up.
>”Hey Twilight what do you” she stops to yawn “need?”
>”Fluttershy we need you to clear up something”
>Fluttershy looks down at you and seems to figure out what it seems to be, to some degree.
>”Where did you find Anon?”
>Fluttershy quickly answers “Discord brought him out of the woods.”
>You feel yourself being brought to the ground, you try to loosen your attackers grip to no avail. Now you can see that it is Pinkie pinning you to the ground and above you, you can see Twilight over you with her horn now glowing. Suddenly you are blasted with a bright light that seems to blind you but after a few seconds nothing happens.
>A confused Twilight starts to speak ”I don’t understand if he isn’t a changeling then where did he come from?”
>Discord then walks forward “Twilight, it’s awfully late can’t this wait in till a better time?”
>A defeated looking Twilight then tells Pinkie to let you go but makes it clear that she will find out where you came from.


>When you left you noticed two things. First you stomach would not stop bothering you for not eating for a whole entire day. The other thing was that for the first time it seemed as if Discord didn't know what to do with the situation. Usually it always seemed as if he knew what he wanted to do and when to do it but now his face shows signs of defeat. Thing is that if you don't help Discord with this, who knows how long this could go on for. Plus if they found out the truth the results could vary from them not caring, to being sent back. However being sent back would be like an execution, since you don't have a body to go back to. Well might as well try to work this out with Discord.
"Discord I know we haven't ben getting along so well."
>Oh come on stop talking like an idiot and just try to find out what you need to do.
"I think it would be in our best interest to."
>Stop being such an idiot and get it out already.
"I know I don't like this situation but we need to work together to find a solution."
>Congrats now you sound like some kid off a T.V. show.
>Oh wait.
>Discord looks somewhat defeated by the situation "I know Anon."
"But you can cook something up right?"
>This time Discord didn't even reply, he just opened up the portal back to your new home. You decide to give you dude some space and just go with him for now.
"Maybe we can just sit this out, make up our own back story, and dig our way out."
>"I don't even know if that will work Anon, they are already catching on."
>Then Discord stopped.
>"Your right Anon we can."
"What do you mean?"
>"Just play with it, tomorrow morning I want you to go running away into the woods again."
"Discord what are you talking about, how will this help?"
>"Now, now Anon get some rest. We have a big day tomorrow."
>Suddenly you feel you eyes getting heavy. Felt like Discord was putting you to sleep for the night through his magic.
"But..."
>However you weren’t even able to finish your sentence, because you quickly fall asleep.


>You wake up feeling even more hungry.
"Would it hurt him to give me some food?"
>You are now in ponyville again, seems like he will put you wherever he feels like. Well problems aren't going to solve themselves, so you make your way to the forest on the edge of town just like Discord said. However you are stopped from the screams of terror coming from your destination. A unicorn was terrorizing several ponies on the side of town. The unicorn was using her magic to cause a length of rope to slither around like snakes and attack the ponies nearby. Not too far away you can see Twilight making her way over but before she can take any action the strange unicorn retreats back into the forest.
>You quickly follow Twilight over to the ponies who are now laying on the ground gasping for air.
>"What happened here?"
>One of the ponies had to talk through her gasping.
>"Strange... unicorn... attacked us... with.. rope... poisoned."
>Not too far away you can see some ponies carrying gurneys ready to take these ponies away to the hospital.


>After all the ponies leave you have a pretty good idea what's going on, so you make your way to the forest.
>You don't have too look around in the dark and gloomy forest for long because it seems like Discord was waiting for you.
>Mainly because you never seen him actually hurt another pony seriously you ask the first question that came to your mind.
"Discord, did you just injure all of those ponies."
>Discord looks at you and ruffles up your mane.
>"Of course not, what kind of creature do you think I am? No I just used a very weak poison that has similar affects that you experienced when you came in. It should wear off in a few hours."
"What did you use."
>"My secret recipe." By now Discord is tossing several species into a giant cooking pot. He then scoops some up in a bowl and offers it to you.
>"Want a taste?"
"No" You rather not go through that again and end up at the hospital. Epically with how mad you made the doctor last time.
>"Oh well. At least this will take some of the heat off our backs and make us somewhat trustworthy."
>True, if even part of your story made sense it would make both of you extremely more credible.
>"Now Anon how about we get you something to eat?"
>And right before you were about to pass out from hunger too.


>After Discord finally got you some food it was time for him to do... well his thing.
>You find yourself in the hospital, where Twilight is about to leave the patients who were just turned in.
>"I believe you owe me something Twilight."
>Twilight, who is probably somewhat used to Discord replies.
>"I guess I do Discord. I guess somepony can change for the better."
>"Now I believe you owe us something for being so rude the other day."
>Oh no, can't let Discord bring that back up. This was your chance to get out of this mess.
"She's fine Discord lets just get going."
>"Oh, I never caught your little colts name Discord."
>Seems like she is trying to be nice to make up for her "mistake" the other day.
"I'm Anon, can't remember too much other than that Not since the attack."
>"Ya, the attack would, since your smaller." She presses her hoof against your head.
>Discord, not getting the pleading for forgiveness he came for is starting to look bored.
>"Well we need to get going Twilight."
>He quickly snatches you up and is off again to.. you know what I don't even know where he is running at the moment. No one does.


>Discord right in the middle of town and put you down.
>"Now I have a few things to do, so I expect you to keep yourself busy for the rest of today."
"Wait so your just letting me around town for the rest of the day."
>"Yep, now enjoy the flight"
"Wait, WHAT?"
>Suddenly you find yourself in the clouds. Falling down at rapid speeds, you see your only hope. A gray Pegasus is flying by with a saddlebag on her side, so you prepare to grab the bag and hold on. You end up landing right on her back and holding on the bag for dear life. The Pegasus, not expecting an extra load starts plummeting towards the ground. Both of her wings come up on both sides of you in an attempt to keep you safe. Odd she doesn't even know you and yet she is trying to keep you from harm. Finally both of you crash land on the ground, both of you seem undamaged enough to stand up.
"I'm sorry miss I didn't mean to."
>The Pegasus puts her hoof over your mouth.
>"It's ok."
>You now take a moment to look at the face that saved you... her eyes are odd, pointing in two different directions.


>Derpy stands up trying to cover her pain from the crash.
>"What's your name little guy? Where you heading? Are you alright?"
"Anon, wasn't really going anywhere. Don't really have anything to do for the rest of the day."
>She looks over you looking for any damage. Then she backs away satisfied that your mostly unharmed.
>"Well if you want you can come back with me so I can get to know you a little better."
>She ruffles up your hair a little bit. Eh what could go wrong, other than getting hurt. But that seems unlikely so you just nod your head. When she sees your reply Derpy tosses you on her back and starts walking forward.
>"I don't have to many friends around here, ponies tend to keep away from me. Maybe it's because I always tend to destroy something."
>She looks back at you.
>"Are you sure your ok?"
"Ya, you kept most of the damage off of me by covering me with your wings."
>"Well I couldn't let a little guy like you get hurt, now could I?"
>She then turns her head around and gives you a warm smile, the first one you got since you came here.


>After a few minutes of walking you come across what you can safely assume is Derpy's house. She leads you inside first then walks in behind you.
>"Make yourself at home, my daughter should be home from schools soon so I'm fixing her something to snack on. Be back in a minute."
>She then goes to her kitchen and starts pulling out a few ingredients. As you look around it seems like Derpy has a mostly normal home, except a few odd items here and there. Rocks, stones, a few gems, sealed up jar marked as chocolate rain, and a few other odd items. Derpy then comes back in after sticking the unbaked product in the oven.
"What's all these?"
>"Just things I picked up over the year." She then picks up the jar marked as chocolate rain. "Things like this; this was from when Discord turned Ponyville into the chaos capital. For some reason he decided to make it rain chocolate. I decided to keep a bottle of it to mark the event with a souvenir."
"Why do you keep all of these here?"
>"Well times may not always be exciting as these and if they calm down I can look upon my collection and remember when things were crazy and fun."
>She then gives you a pat on the head and goes to check on the oven.


>A few minutes later Derpy came back in with a plate piled high with muffins. She sets them down on a coffee table in the middle of the room.
>"Are you that colt that appeared in the forest?"
"Ya, how did you know?"
>"I work the mail system for most the village, so I hear a lot that happens."
"So that also means you know who's taking care of me right now?"
>She shakes her head yes "Yep Discord if I heard correct."
>Dinky then walks in looking somewhat surprised to see a guest.
>"Umm, Mom is something going on? Are we in trouble again?"
>Derpy then walks over to reassure her daughter. "No, I just bumped into a new friend is all. Dinky meet Anon. Anon this is my daughter Dinky."
>Dinky then nuzzles her mom for a sec and then tosses her saddlebag to the side. She takes the seat next to you and grabs a muffin.
>"So, Anon you new around here? You seem my age and I haven't seen you around school before."
"I don't know, lost my memory recently."
>"Why, what happened?" Seems she isn't as in on the news as Derpy is.
"If I knew that part of my problem would be fixed."
>Derpy then sits across from both of you. "What problem? Other than your memory."
>She actually seems to care about you despite barely knowing you.
"So, umm Derpy what do you do for work?"
>Don't need to worry Derpy about your other problems.
>"Well I'm one of the mailmares around town."
>Outside it seems like the sun is going down.
"I better get going it's ben nice bumping into you Derpy."
>"Come back anytime Anon."
>Before leaving Derpy gives you a muffin for the road.


>After you leave Derpy's you notice Twilight coming your way.
>She seems somewhat angry as she stomps your way.
>"Anon, come with me."
>Not wanting to argue you nod your head and follow her.
>After a few minutes she leads you back to he castle not saying a single word the whole way.
"Can't you tell me what's the problem?"
>"Just follow me."
>She leads you to a room with the mane six and Discord.
>Discord has his head down as if he feels disappointed in himself.
"Can you tell me what this is about now."
>Twilight now ready to explain some things steps forward.
>"We are going to Canterlot, requested by princess Celesta."
"What, why?"
>Applejack steps forward to speak.
>"We know your not from here."
>As soon as you hear that you bolt for the door.
>No good can come from this, you just need to get away but looks like they were expecting this as Rainbow Dash grabs you and brings you back to the middle of the room.
>Twilight now trying to calm you down a bit steps forward to speak.
>"Calm down, we are just going to a trail to see what do with you."
"What are they going to do?"
>For all you know this could be an execution, although you doubt it.
>"We just need to know more about you and where you came from so we can handle your properly."
>You didn't like the sound of that but with out an escape you give in.
"Fine, when do we leave?"
>"Now."


>All of you were loaded onto the train that night.
>Due to being a flight risk two guards were posted outside your door to keep you from getting away.
>Throwing yourself on your bed you notice a pickle jar to the side.
>Inside of it was one pickled Discord.
>"I do say we got ourselves in quite a pickle."
"Discord come on out of the jar."
>"Fine."
>He appears out of the jar but still is wearing a pickle costume around his body.
"I thought we had this in the bag Discord, what happened?"
>"Now, now no need to fret with details. We are all in the same boat now."
>You notice that you and Discord are now in a dingy in the middle of the room.
"Knock it off Discord, this is important."
>You hop out the boat and return to sitting on your bed.
>"Oh come on what can she do, send you back?"
"Wouldn't that kill me since my body is dead?"
>"Well yes but you won't feel a thing."
"Would you do it, I mean if you were ordered to send me back?"
>Discord seems to think for a second.
>"No, I simply never caused a death before and I have a record to keep."
>He then takes off the pickle costume and gives you a glance.
>"Rest up Anon, we have plans tomorrow."


>The train arrived at Canterlot the next morning.
>You didn't get too see much mainly because of the guards standing so close keeping you from running away.
>After a few minutes of walking you all arrive at the castle.
>Inside Celesta and Luna are waiting.
>After a hushed greeting with Twilight they make their way over to you.
>There were no kindness or welcoming sense in their eyes.
>Luna then steps forward to speak.
>"Young colt, from where did Discord get you from?"
>Seems like they found out somehow, either way best to try to find out what they know first.
"How much do you know?"
>"We know that you are not of this dimension. That Discord has plucked you out of your home and brought you here."
"Then why am I here if you already know?"
>"To find out your motive and figure what to do with you. Now answer the question that we have given you."
>Time to get some of this off your chest and just give in a little.
"I'm from a place with no magic, a world where humans are the dominant place, where I'm not a pony but one of them."
>They all seemed surprised to see that you confessed so quickly.
>"Is that so?"
"Yes, it is."
>"And for what reason are you here?"
>Great seems like she wasn't satisfied with your answer.
"I didn't come here on purpose, Discord kind of just pulled me out."
>"And would you like to return home?"
"I'm not sure, I wasn't happy home and even if I was sure Discord can't send me back."
>Luna now seeming to be satisfied loses her serious expression.
>"Then we will just have to help you make this life better."
>Everyone seemed somewhat surprised over this but fine with it at the same time.
>"And I think Discord will make a suitable Dad."


>Everyone seemed surprised by this comment for Luna.
>Twilight immediately reacted "You can't be serious, Discord can't take care of anypony."
>Celesta walked forward "I agree with my sister, this will teach him more responsibility and serve as his punishment for doing it as he did."
>Twilight still didn't seemed pleased by this.
>"We would also like to learn more about your world Anon. Since you won't be living here Twilight will serve as your teacher, and she will also be the one writing down what you want to tell us about your home."
>Twilight now calming down seemed to agree with this.
>"We would also like the rest of you to help make Anon's life here better. Hopefully he will come to like his new home."
>With that we were released and sent back on the train to ponyville, this time without guards keeping you in check.


>Finally you were back on the train heading back.
>They were right, if you are stuck here you might as well try to make the most of it.
>Seems like Twilight thought so too, as she was making her way over to you.
>"I'm sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, I hope we can still be friends."
"Twilight, back at my world there is distrust around every corner and all of you had a reason to suspect my story."
>Pinkie then decided to jump in.
>"So that means your able to forgive us? Even after I accused you as a changeling bent on our destruction, so we treated you like a criminal that wanted nothing but to see us suffer?"
"Yes Pinkie I even forgive that. Life may not always be full of great surprises but I hope this is one. Not something I will grow to hate as much as my home world."
>"That's good to hear Anon, anyways when would you like to begin?"
"Now if you want, we have a long train ride back home."


>You are Anon's friend back on Earth.
>It has been several day since you heard from your co worker.
>Usually he would say something by now but he has been quite for days.
>Finally your boss asked you to go try to find him.
>Best place to start was his home so you set off.
>First thing you noticed was that a few newspapers were sitting outside.
>His mail looked untouched too.
>Anon's car is also there, usually that means he is home.
>You try pounding on the door first.
"Anon, you there? Come on please answer the door man."
>After waiting a few minutes you use the key he gave you a while ago, to check up on his place while he was gone.
>Inside something smelled rotten, as if he left his dinner out for a few days.
"Anon, you in here?"
>After searching each room you make your way to the last door.
>You open the door and horrified by what you see.
>It's not the fact that your friend's body is hanging by a nose but the fact that his eyes are missing from his sockets.


>You are Anon, a week has past.
>A week, a whole week and you haven't done anything but listen to Twilight's lectures on the history, math, science, phycology, magic, creatures, writing, and geography of Equestria.
>Right now your back in her castle listening to her daily lecture.
"Twilight, I know you were asked to teach me about Equestria but I didn't ask to go back to collage."
>"Anon, look at how much there is to learn, there is so much you don't know and so much to learn."
"That may be so Twilight but you were asked to help with a second thing weren't you?"
>A piece of chalk is lifted up and draws Discord on the chalk board.
>"Princess not living up to her name?"
>Twilight who is getting more and more used to his daily pop ins at the end of the day doesn't act surprised.
>"Discord weren't you asked to put the house you were given, back on the ground?"
>"I don't understand though why I have to have a house here. I have a home back in my... whatever it is."
>"Discord we already went over this, that place is not suitable for a growing colt."
>"Oh fine." Discord snaps his claws and out side you hear something hit the ground, shaking the castle.
>It also seems that Discord decided to leave the chalk board.
>"Anyways, if that's all I will be on my way."
>"Well there is one more thing, tomorrow I will be busy so Anon's lessons are canceled."
>About time you got a break, you never had to sit through so many lectures in a week.
>One more and you think you were going to lose it.
>Finally Discord leads you outside, seems like it was already night though so both of you both head back to Discord's house in Ponyville.


>When you got back at Discord's temporary house at ponyville you decided to pass out on the couch.
>A few hours later you find yourself in the middle of ponyville, not much seemed off except you were still on the couch you passed out on.
>Suddenly you find yourself being carried away.
>The couch is moving as if it was well alive. You hold on for dear life trying not to get thrown off.
"Discord, come on man. This isn't funny."
>A chair to your left running alongside catches up. In the chair is Discord riding it like a horse with a lasso spinning in the air.
>At his first attempt the successfully captures the runaway couch.
"Come on Discord, can't I have a single full night of sleep?"
>Discord looks down at you "Oh but Anon, that wasn't me, that was you."
"Umm, Discord? Have you forgotten that I have no horn? There is no way this was me."
>Discord makes a desk around you and pulls up a chalkboard.
>"You see Anon you are not an Earth pony, you are not any of the three races. In fact the only thing you have in common is the things all of the races share. Their general form and a few other things. Anyways despite your physical form, you are not an Earth pony. I'm afraid I made a different race. A race where you are the first and last of your kind. Since I made your physical body it seems to posses some of my magic. However at this time it seems to have a rather entertaining mind of it's own. For example tonight, you made your couch take off and run."
>The whole time he is explaining this you are sitting in the desk dumbfounded.
"You're telling me, I posses a small amount of chaos powers that I can't control."
>Discord nods his head and teleports both of you back.
>"Now get some sleep Anon, plans await your future."
>With that you head back to the couch that decided to come back home and resume your sleep as if nothing happened.


>You are Anon’s old coworker, Martin.
>You look over Anon’s body for the last time, his eyes are closed to hide what mysterious thing happened.
>The funeral was short but you stood in shock the whole time.
>Death is inevitable but you didn’t expect Anon to surrender to it.
>Only a few people ended up showing and most of them were just coworkers.
>After you buried Anon along with everyone else you left a sticky note on his grave.
>”Goodbye Fagot”

>You are Anon.
>The rest of the night went along uneventfull. You felt well rested, despite being carried out on a couch into the middle of town.
>On the table next to the couch, you notice some mail.
>At the top of the stack was a letter labeled Anon.
>Not knowing who would send you a letter you tear it open right away but the contents confuse you.
>Inside is a sticky not with only two words on it, “Goodbye Fagot”.
>This seems odd to you, mainly because that doesn’t sound like how most of the ponies talk here.
>For now you just hold on to the letter, hopefully you could find out who sent it to you.
>Right now though you needed to get something to eat before you starve.


>You walk into the kitchen to see Discord cooking… something. Aren’t too eager to find out what it is mainly because it sounds like it’s trying to come to life.
“Hey… umm Discord. Do you have anything that won’t kill me when I eat?”
>Discord does nothing as he throws in some more spices; container and all.
“Discord”
>He continues doing his thing, stirring the green bubbling pot of… stuff.
>Eventfully you just decide to walk up to get his attention.
>As you poke his side his head turns around slowly.
>Only that it was a robot pretending to be Discord with glowing red eyes that seem to peek into your soul.
>It then opens up its mouth and starts to play a message “Dear Anon, I have some chaos to attend to so I left my dear robot to cook you up something. I will be gone for most of the day but don’t think I haven’t already set up something for you. Enjoy your meal Anon.”
>The Robot now turned around and put the pot on the table but no way were you eating that.
>The Robot however seemed to have other ideas as he picked you up and put you in the chair.
>For some reason it seems the soup starts to growl at you as an eyeball rises to the top and looks at you.
>Yeah you really didn’t feel like battling your breakfast, so you hop down but you are stopped by robo-Discord.
>Before it could do anything though it falls apart into many pieces, seems like it wasn’t built to last.
>With that out of you way you make your way to the door hoping that the green glob wasn’t going to come to life.



>You started you walk over to where you recalled she lived but the whole time you feel like a pair of eyes are drilling into the back of your head.
>Near the town hall something bugs you, the feeling of being watched is growing and can no longer be ignored.
>The bushes rustle behind you, so you walk over to check it.
>Whoever or whatever was watching you was here in the bushes.
>You start running up to the bush before making a great leap into the air.
>Whoever was in there was about to get tackled by you.
>However when you meet the shard sticks of the bush you fall straight through; hitting the ground hard.
>By now everyone was looking over at the scene you just now made.
>But you were more stunned by your mistake; you were so sure that something was in the bushes and whatever it was is still out there.
>For now though you need to just carry on; no need to try to attract more attention to yourself.

>You are Martin.
>When you turned to take one last look at the grave it seemed the note has already blown away.
>Didn’t pay it much mind and continued towards your car.
>However the whole time you couldn’t shake this feeling, as if someone was watching from afar.
>Once again it was best to try to shake this off and just focus on getting home.
>However no matter how hard you tried the feeling remained to the point where it was almost certain.