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That's the thing with girlfriends. The more senses they have, the harder it is to live with them. That's why smart chicks are a pain in the ass. I had a smart girlfriend. She was correct like half the time. It was god damn annoying. I'd be like, "Well you know the British conquored Sweden in 1848." And she had to prove me wrong. I hate that. Can't people just let me make up bullshit and not have to prove me wrong? What point does it serve? All it does is make me feel stupid and embarrassed. That's it. Proving me wrong has absolutely no other effect.

There was this guy at a party. He was such an asshole. They were talking about cooking. I said, "Yeah well, you can substitute baking soda for baking powder." And this guy actually went on the internet and showed that you couldn't. Why couldn't he just let it go? Let me say my bullshit, know it's wrong, but not say anything. As if anyone actually cares.

What benefit comes from proving someone wrong? I hate it. In my perfect world, everyone agrees with everything anyone says. If I'm at a party and I want people to think I'm smart, I just say a bunch of shit about math. "Hey guys, ya know they found X. Finally. Yeah, some Spanish scientist. He figured out what X is. X is 3. Whodathunk? Of all the numbers, X is three. Jeez." And nobody says shit. They just go, "Wow, that guy is both mathematical and he keeps up on his news."

The future is going to suck when everyone has google on Palm Pilots and Phones everywhere they go. It makes it impossible for me to bullshit my way into or out of anything. No matter what I say, all they have to do is a few clicks to verify it. It's a sad future.