/a3g/ gets shit fucked up

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Ight, so basically in this op we were 5 scuba teams being deployed along a beach, going towards a storm and with ridiculous wind speeds blowing towards us. The wind was so fucking bad the rain was almost horizontal at points, trees were almost blowing so hard they almost went 90 degrees, and you couldn't actually hit an enemy at any sort of long distance, or throw grenades, use flares, or any of that shit because everything just got swept off into the wind

So I was bravos machinegunner, but after internet issues I had to rejoin as a member of what was basically the reject squad that had to go do all the shit, and we had no actual team roles, just riflemen (we were led by duck though so it was fucking ace). After taking some serious injuries, having to make other squads come unfuck our shit. While trying to regroup with other squads at an old school, and trying to save injured people including Hulk Hogan, Duck suddenly phased out of reality, ended up in the middle of the ocean about 10 clicks away outside the map. Due to his rebreather and scuba stuff it was also impossible to die and respawn.

We decided 'fuck this' got in some cars and drove off randomly, now leaderless, and everything just got worse and worse. While driving down the road the front car decided to try and run over a russian, clipped a tree, and flipped completly. We also noticed the fire from a burning APC was being blown in the wind so fucking hard it was travelling like 100m downwind. Since we were useless shitters at this point, since 2 of us were in constant pain and we had no leader, we decided fuck the other squads and drove up a vertical hill to try and get to ammo (at this point due to the odd direction of the rain and the trees being blown around, it was pretty fucking hard to even tell what angle we were at in the car)

So after running up the last bit of the hill while someone brought the car up, we found a bunch of medical supplies that we couldn't use because we had no medic, I tried to OD on morphine but blacked out before I could because while in the car someone had stuck tourniquets on all our limbs as some kind of sick joke and it cut off circulation

We also noticed an APC that had turned it's turret to look at us, and an AA gun, but since we weren't in the air just on a mountain we figured it'd be fine, and so tried to drive the car down a vertical slope. It got stuck, some of us got out to have a look, the AA gun fired and killed the 2 guys still in the car, so we had 4 guys left now. Another squad showed up and the medic got distressed that his friend and started using all the medical shit he had on the dead guy who's arms, legs and torso were completely torn apart, we dragged the bodies to the top of the hill and started fucking around with them while the third guy was an absolute madman and fucked off down the road by himself. Hulk Hogan showed up again despite being a vegetable the last time I saw him, and I thought "fuck all ya'll" and went off down the vertical cliff to find the other guy from the squad who was out of radio range.

We managed to all regroup and join the same squad, found Meh who's a badman, and things were looking up, so we loaded into the vehicles and got moving, travelled around 2m down the road towards cherno then got shot to shit, got out, got grenaded and got absolutely fucked. Meh was now a vegetable too and all my limbs were had massive damages on. After a heavy firefight where we couldn't hit any enemies because of the wind the other squad showed up, the medic came over, concluded that we were all so injured and had so little blood that we probably shouldn't be considered alive or even human anymore, and dragged vegetable meh off to the APC. We all concluded that "our shit is as fucked as Brendan Frasers alimony".

We loaded into the vehicles and drove another 10m before an RPG went straight past, we all bailed and another RPG hit me, knocking me down. Then another RPG hit me and blew my already fucked limbs apart. Our entire useless team got wiped the fuck out, but it turned out there was still 1 more squad alive that wasn't shitters (jokes it had Hulk Hogan in) who made it to the city

After the medic tried to heal the rest of their squad, who had almost no blood just like everyone else, they decided to run straight to the objective, because the mission maker had made around 200 enemies start spawning in cherno

Hogan almost made it before getting shot loads and passing out, and some sneeki breeki cunts went round the side because they weren't retards, and got to the objective