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  1. This is a not safe for work chat.
  2. centaursTesticle [CT] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
  3. arsenicCatnip [AC] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
  4. AC: :33 < purrlo equius!
  5. CT: D --> Ah, Nepeta, I see you are well, this is good, when last we saw each other, I had doubts
  6. CT: D --> Even though you are a STRONG independent cat
  7. AC: :33 < *she giggles and walks over to him* im fine equius.
  8. AC: :33 < although i would like something from mew.
  9. CT: D --> What is it that you desire Nepeta
  10. AC: :33 < *she extends her arms and giggles* hug purrlease!
  11. CT: D --> I... do not see the umm, purrpose of such an action in conversation over this chat client, when I could 100k for you in the lab, then e%tend my arms and actually hug you, but...
  12. CT: D --> *Attempts to hug the playful kitten as lightly as possible*
  13. CT: D --> Did, did I do that right
  14. AC: :33 < *giggles and nuzzles his chest* thank mew equius.
  15. CT: D --> Yes, yes you are welcome, and this is why you have me to 100k out for you, as it should be
  16. AC: :33 < yeah yeah equius you big silly face. *she giggles*
  17. CT: D --> *Lightly pats Nepeta's head, ruffling it* We deserve a break from the e%citement of our journey don't we. We have e%pended e%treme amounts of energy to have come this far I STRONGLY desire to be done with this game
  18. AC: :33 < i want to be done too. and we do n33d a break. what do mew suggest equius?
  19. CT: D --> We could, practice the noblest sport of archery
  20. AC: :33 < *giggles* but im a bad shot and you cant touch the bows.
  21. CT: D --> I can so touch the bows, what a 100dicrous statement
  22. CT: D --> *Sweats*
  23. AC: :33 < then pull one out! i know you k33p bunches in your scylledex
  24. CT: D --> *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps* *Reaches for a bow, it snaps*
  25. CT: D --> Fiddlesticks
  26. AC: :33 < s33. sorry equius. *she paps him lightly*
  27. CT: D --> I need a break from this break, let us stop talking about archery, how goes your erm, wall art Nepeta
  28. AC: :33 < my shipping wall? its going good *she giggles* speaking of which have mew and aradia made any purrogress?
  29. CT: D --> This topic makes me sweat, she e%ercised her right as a recently b100d b100ded individual to ah, reject my advances, I think, the signals were confusing
  30. AC: :33 < oh im sorry. would mew like me to come so we can discuss it in the pile of broken bots?
  31. CT: D --> Yes, that would be a pleasant arrangement, my moirail and the refined arrangement of scrap metal from constant tests of STRENGTH
  32. CT: D --> I find this idea e%ceedingly agreeable
  33. AC: :33 < great! be down in a few moments. *ac stops pestering ct*
  34. AC: :33 < *several minutes later ac stands waiting by the pile* equius?
  35. CT: D --> *CT stops pestering AC*
  36. CT: D --> *Equius turns around and walks over to the bot pile, approaching Nepeta, blushing b100*
  37. AC: :33 < purrlo equius! whats the matter?
  38. CT: D --> I have set up a surprise training for *Equius gets punched in the face by a robot arm, and several more robots rise out of the bot pile lunging at both Equius and Nepeta*
  39. AC: :33 < oh! *she squeals in delight and yanks her claws out to begin tearing into a few nearbye bots*
  40. CT: D --> *Equius STRONGRIPS the arm out of the socket of the robot that punched him, and uses it to bludgeon several robots into submission* *A dozen more robots, in the shape of each of the trolls shows up, accompanied by a robot that 100ks strikingly like the black king* Ah, a perfect way to rela%
  41. AC: :33 < *she giggles and charges at her own bot happily*
  42. CT: D --> *Equius 100ks on with what could be called abject horror, or shock, if it weren't just his normal slightly stunned e%pression. He isn't e%actly sure what he was e%pecting Nepeta to do, but it wasn't that. While distracted he absentmindedly blows up his own bot with a single STRONG punch*
  43. AC: :33 < *she yanks her claws out and begins dueling with herself and the kingbot while the terrezi and sollux bots surrond her*
  44. CT: D --> *Equius grabs the Karkat-bot by the legs and flings it Sollu%-bot-ward, still not paying attention to the fact that Aradia-bot and Highb100d-bot are baring down on him, along with Eri-bot and Fef-bot. Oddly Tav-bot is just sitting in a corner, making playful noises at spare robot parts and little automotons. Maybe that isn't oddly, what were you e%pecting, it's based on Tavros after all*
  45. AC: :33 < *she rips her own bots head off and begins working on the terrezi bot while still grinning happily*
  46. CT: D --> *The Aradia-bot telekinetically lifts Equius into the air and flings him into a wall, the wall crumbles into a pile of rubble and dust. Equius simply finds the attack e%hilerating, but has his fists full as Fef charges him with a 2%trident and Eridan begins firing at him*
  47. AC: :33 < *robot terrezis sword comes flying through the air and into the fefferi bots chest as she pull the sollux apart*
  48. CT: D --> *Equius blinks a few times, before grinning and STRONGLEAPING onto the Eridanbot, stomping him into scrap, before he can approach Aradia-bot though, he's grabbed around the neck by Highb100d-bot*
  49. AC: :33 < *she rams her claws through aradia and runs over towards him* pummel it equius!
  50. CT: D --> *Equius punches the Highb100d-bot in each elbow simultaneously, breaking its arms off, then claps his hands together over its clown-face, obliterating its head* Yes, good going Nepeta, wait, is that... Maryam and Serket's bots making out in the corner ne%t to the Nitram-bot?
  51. AC: :33 < ......... *she turns around and stares* oh............. oh my. mewre a dirty birdy equius.
  52. CT: D --> *Equius stares in STRONG disbelief* Uh... *The Black King-bot roars at being constantly ignored as if it weren't a threat, the roar's psionic powers knock over everyone and everything in the lab*
  53. AC: :33 < woah! *she jumps up at him as soon as she can and tries to rip it apart*
  54. CT: D --> *The Vriska-bot, annoyed at being interruped, joins in the fray, also attacking the black king, it throws its dice... summoning a weasel of unusual size!*
  55. AC: :33 < (( eyyyy! )) *she rams her claws through the black kings torso before being buffeted back* woowww!
  56. CT: D --> *Equius leaps onto the weasel, using it like a springboard to launch himself towards the Black King, but alters his course to intercept his Moirail, getting an idea as he catches her*
  57. CT: D --> Human-Baseball-Fastball Special?
  58. AC: :33 < yes!*she giggles and *curls up into a ball*
  59. CT: D --> *Equius launches Nepeta with a STRONGTHROW straight towards the black kings carapaced heart(s), victory assured*
  60. AC: :33 < *she holds her claws out and pierces his chest*
  61. CT: D --> *The black king e%plodes and e%tremely upbeat victory music plays out of nowhere, everybody dances, jumping up and down, kicking legs speedily in the air, turning their sprites to face the other way and repeating on a 100p*
  62. AC: :33 < *after the music stops she stands there a little confused* why did we start dancing?
  63. CT: D --> Uh, it 100ks like perhaps that was a ~ath subroutine on the black king bot
  64. AC: :33 < *she shrugs and giggles* cool!
  65. CT: D --> Should we smash those three 100d bots on principal, or
  66. CT: D --> *Equius points with vague distaste to the Tavbot still playing with other minibots, and the Maryam and Vriska bot that appear to be engaged in some sort of blackrom activities*
  67. AC: :33 < ...... we could .... watch since you programed them....
  68. CT: D --> I simply had the mustardb100d Sollu% provide me with AI uploads matching personalities, the only thing I programmed were attack and aggression subroutines
  69. CT: D --> I think perhaps this, and the dance, were part of his ill-conceived 'revenge' on me for ordering his assistance
  70. AC: :33 < ..... oh..... sorry then i assumed you did that.
  71. CT: D --> No, it would be 100d to depict our friends in such a manner, and, my, they are really going at it aren't they
  72. CT: D --> *Equius reaches to the side while standing put, and somehow pulls out a full container of movie-style popcorn, takes a piece and hands the carton to Nepeta*
  73. AC: :33 < *she tilts her head to the side* did you actually build them with realistic tentabulges? *she grabs it and takes a few pieces*
  74. CT: D --> *Equius blushes so profusely that the glue holding his glasses together melts and they fall off his face* I did no such... *He's caught in the act of the lie* uhhh
  75. CT: D --> Anatomical accuracy is necessary for proper fighting simulation
  76. AC: :33 < its really wonderful craftsman ship. *she eats the pieces*
  77. CT: D --> Thank you Nepeta, I would also like to commend your strength and finesse with your claws, e%cellent artistry in pugilism
  78. CT: D --> *Equius gulps* This 100ks like it requires a bucket, and privacy
  79. AC: :33 < *she nods and licks her lips before staring at her own bots carcass* did mew up........ is there a bulge and nook combo in my robot?
  80. CT: D --> Uhhh
  81. CT: D --> I think perhaps
  82. AC: :33 < mew can answer equius. i wont be mad.
  83. CT: D --> We should end the discussion of these robots anatomical accuracies
  84. CT: D --> But of course yours was made with the same degree of accuracy as all the others
  85. AC: :33 < we will. after you tell me about my robot counterparts genitalia.
  86. AC: :33 < then if mew dont mind my asking
  87. CT: D --> They are of the appropriate... proportions and configuration for what I would e%pect of my moirail
  88. AC: :33 < how did you know what to shape them like?
  89. CT: D --> Uhhh *Sweats*
  90. CT: D --> On LOLCAT, after I was pounced, there was a few moments where we were embracing, I felt the proportions then and committed them to memory, for science
  91. AC: :33 < ...... thats not true is it equius.
  92. AC: :33 < *she scoots closer*
  93. AC: :33 < its fine mew can tell me.
  94. CT: D --> Uhhh, there may be surveillance that I had the mustardb100d set up, for the purpose of protecting those of the lower castes, specifically my moirail
  95. AC: :33 < .... so mewve b33n watching me?
  96. CT: D --> ... Yes
  97. AC: :33 < and specifically mewve watched me..... mewsterbate?
  98. CT: D --> *Equius sweats a bucket or two* Uhhhh... ... ... yes
  99. AC: :33 < ...... dirty birdy equius.
  100. AC: :33 < dirty birdy.
  101. CT: D --> Yes, yessss, I am a dirty birdy, I am 100d
  102. AC: :33 < ....... oh my gog! are mew getting off on this? *she looks at him a little weirdly*
  103. CT: D --> What? No, of course not
  104. CT: D --> If I were, it would be incredibly improper
  105. AC: :33 < *she narrows her eyes and places a hand on his thigh* the lowblood cat troll thinks that the noble highblood is lying and sets forth to determine the truth through various lewd methodes.
  106. CT: D --> *The proof is in the pants... shorts... well, out of them at this point* Uhhhh, Nepeta, this is highly improper behavior for, oh my
  107. AC: :33 < the lowblood stares at his .... throbbing... bulge... oh my.
  108. CT: D --> I order you to cease this f001ishness at once, before I am e%posed, oh *Equius 100ks down, noticing just how far this has gone*
  109. AC: :33 < little late equius. *she gulps and slowly reaches a hand forward* im going to have to deal with that now.
  110. CT: D --> Nepeta, Nepeta wait, I would never have, I don't want you to think I merely 'settled' for Moiraillegiance, I'd be UDDERLY lost without you, you are the most important troll in my life, I just happen to also flush crush you on top of my pale feelings
  111. AC: :33 < *she goes solid gr33n* i ..... i also have flushed f33lings for mew.....
  112. CT: D --> *Pulls his Moirail in for a STRONG hug and a STRONGER kiss*
  113. AC: :33 < *she squeaks lightly and allows him to* m3333wwwww! *she sits in his lap and grins happily*
  114. CT: D --> *Lets out a STRONGMOAN that rattles the robotics on the f100r* *The Vriska-bot mimics the noise, causing Equius to blush and snort with laughter at the awkwardness of the 100d situation* I uh, as you know I haven't... I intended to with, but, uhhh
  115. AC: :33 < *she looks up at him* if mew dont want to we can stop.....
  116. CT: D --> I want to, I just have no e%perience in this matter *Equius blushes and continues to sweat*
  117. AC: :33 < i dont have any either....
  118. CT: D --> Then may I suggest we e%plore each other, to find out what one another responds to?
  119. AC: :33 < well figure out what were supposed to do together! *she giggles at her own corniness*
  120. AC: :33 < so where would mew like to start? me exploring mew or mew exploring me?
  121. CT: D --> *Chuckles and whipes a tear of mirth and relief from one eye* I think we can do both, but since you are here, I will begin *Tries to as gently as possible stroke Nepeta from her horntips, scalp, behind her ears, and back, all the way down her body*
  122. AC: :33 < *she shivers and meowls happily* oh my gog equius! *she squirms against him*
  123. CT: D --> Uhhh, yesss *STRONGbreathing, Equius fidgets against the squirming kitten, and leans in, resuming his ministrations and e%ploration, this time, with lips and tongue, veritably lifting Nepeta when bending forward further to e%plore her becomes problematic*
  124. AC: :33 < **she continues to shiver and squeal in delight and eventually starts to lightly move her butt back and forth across his bulge*
  125. CT: D --> Hhhh, hhhhhuufff, *Equius grips the arm of the seat in surprise, and it shatters beneath his grip* Oh, oh my, *He becomes aware of his STRENGTH once again, and virtually vibrates under Nepeta in an attempt to contain his own STRENGTH*
  126. AC: :33 < *she squeals louder and pushes against it* oh my gooooggg!
  127. CT: D --> *Equius leans in to kiss Nepeta's jaw, chin, and neck ferociously, ravenously kissing about her frame, moaning hotly into her and pressing upwards against her nook* uhhh, trolljeguz your warmth Nepeta, your carapace, your hair, your eyes, unnf
  128. AC: :33 < *she quickly yanks her pants and panties off revealing her legs and nook to be saturated in her gr33n juices*
  129. CT: D --> Oh gog, I, I am going to bury my face in that 100dicrously luscious jade
  130. CT: D --> *Lifts Nepeta's legs to sit her upon his shoulders facing him, breathing hotly into her writhing nook, e%ploring its e%ternals gently, then internals deeply with his STRONG tongue*
  131. AC: :33 < *she pushes her crotch into his face hungrily while moaning loudly* oh.... oh oh oh my googg equius!
  132. CT: D --> *Equius can't help but fle%ing his muscles, quivering and vibrating, but what's left of his clothing bursts apart in shreds as he hungrily e%plores and gulps at Nepeta's genitals, trying to be careful of how STRONGLY he grips her hips and tailbone*
  133. AC: :33 < *she meowels like a cat in heat and begins grinding against his face* oh my equius um..... im close...
  134. CT: D --> Huuuuffffff yessss *Equius rocks in the chair, aiding in the strength and rhythm of Nepeta's grinding, hungrily seeking as deeply inside of her as possible, one hand holding her in the air against his face, the other e%ploring her body's curves and tender spots*
  135. AC: :33 < fuuuahhhhhhhhhh! *she whimpers as gr33n fluid shoots out of her nook onto equiuses face and into his mouth*
  136. CT: D --> *Equius pants after gulping STRONGLY, licking his lips and licking clean Nepeta's writhing nook* I...
  137. AC: :33 < sorry equius its just....... that felt great...
  138. CT: D --> *Lowers Nepeta back into his lap and embraces her STRONGLY, kissing furiously, hungrily at her lips pulling her close by one shoulder and tilting her chin up with one finger*
  139. AC: :33 < *she returns it just as fiercely and opens her mouth a bit to allow him access should he want it*
  140. CT: D --> *Equius tugs at her lips with his, flicking his tongue across them frequently, sucking on them, then seeks out her tongue with his own, grinding upwards against her as they kiss the human-french kiss*
  141. AC: :33 < *she entwines her tongue about his and moans as she grinds against his bulge*
  142. CT: D --> *Breathing hotly, Equius reaches one hand down, stroking Nepeta's nook while keeping his bulge from going a bit too wildly out of control as it seems to have a mind of its own, craving Nepeta's orifi*
  143. AC: :33 < *she pushes against his fingers and reaches both hands down to begin jacking it off roughly*
  144. CT: D --> Holy Disciple of Gog! *Equius belts out in surprise, blushing and letting 100se a lot of lubricative f100id, he leans into the kiss and into Nepeta's hands, grinding against them*
  145. AC: :33 < *her hands are stained blue as she goes at it faster and rougher*
  146. AC: :33 < does that f33l good equius?
  147. CT: D --> Uuunnf, yess, such STRENGTH, Nepeta, may I? Can we? *Equius asks out of respect for his moirail, the most UDDERLY important, loved, and respected troll in his life*
  148. AC: :33 < *she nods and spreads her legs wider before slamming herself down on his bulge* ahhhhhhh! yes of course!
  149. CT: D --> Ohh Gogyes, *Equius kisses Nepeta deeply, his hands e%ploring her 100d erogenous areas, gripping and squeezing her resilient but sensitive areas, stroking the tender ones, and he thrusts upwards with great STRENGTH*
  150. AC: :33 < *she bites on his lip and thrusts up and down on him* mmmmppp! *she runs her hands up and down his sweaty muscles and grips the as she f33ls like*
  151. CT: D --> *Tries to keep to a rhythm similar to one of his STRENGTH training workouts, so as not to thrust too hard or fast, but quivers containing the power and desire held back by sheer STRENGTH of will* I'm... unnf *Bites our lips, sucking hungrily at lips teeth and tongue* such a 100d and horny beast
  152. AC: :33 < *she loses herself and any semblence of rythem and just thrusts herself up and down roughly*
  153. CT: D --> Mmmmmmm *Moans hotly and can't focus on kissing lips anymore, sinking his face into Nepeta's neck he sucks hungrily at skin and at bone beneath skin while thrusting upwards into her*
  154. AC: :33 < fuckkkkkk equiussssss! *she moans loudly and picks up the wild pace as her nook contorts around him hard squ33zing it roughly*
  155. CT: D --> Ohgog, Nepeta, my, Nepeta, unnnn *Moans into her neck, quivering with STRONG anticipation, his bulge throbbing inside of her, soon ready to clima%* Yes, STRONGER, more, soo close
  156. AC: :33 < *she leans forward and bites his horn while moving harder* mmmmmmmppphhh. *she moans around it*
  157. CT: D --> Nepetaunnnnnnn, I'm, mmmmmmmmm *Clamps down on her collarbone area, sucking strongly while moaning hotly into it, rubbing her inner thighs and knock while holding her tightly and thrusting into her*
  158. AC: :33 < *she pulls off of his horn and grinds into him as he sucks* do it! fill your kitten up with cum!!
  159. AC: :33 < she wants it so badddd! *she bites back down on his broken stump*
  160. CT: D --> Yesssssssss, *Lets 100se a STRONG burst of fluid, pumping deeply up into her, biting onto her neck while veritably quaking with orgasm*
  161. AC: :33 < *she screams im pleasure as a torrent of bright gr33n cum mixes with the blue now spilling out of her nook*
  162. AC: :33 < fuck.......... equius?
  163. CT: D --> Unnn, Huuffff, yes my Nepeta?
  164. AC: :33 < that felt great.....
  165. AC: :33 < really
  166. AC: :33 < really great....
  167. CT: D --> Indeed, I concur, I felt great as well, and you felt great as well, there was much... greatness
  168. AC: :33 < ...... *she leans in and kisses him softly*
  169. CT: D --> mmm, e%ceedingly pleasant *Returns the kiss without having to try to be gentle, his STRENGTH seems to be almost managable*
  170. AC: :33 < *she mews again* we um....we n33d to clean up after snuggles.
  171. CT: D --> Well, uh, perhaps the Kanaya-bot would be kind enough to fetch me some clothing, and the Vriska-bot to help you find yours, and the Nitram-bot could find me some b100dy towels
  172. AC: :33 < no........ *she leans against him and tries not to snooze off immediatly* your kitten wants to snuggle first.
  173. CT: D --> I approve of this course of a%tion
  174. CT: D --> *Pulls Nepeta tightly against himself, holding her contently*
  175. AC: :33 < good beclaws its non optional *she giggles and kisses his chest*
  176. AC: :33 < (( i gtg but this was awesome
  177. AC: :33 < (( do you have a tumblr?
  178. CT: D --> ((Pleasure to almost meet you, uh yes, one second, I need to remember it lol))
  179. CT: D --> (( tripstitan ))
  180. AC: :33 < (( mines nosuchthingastractioncitys
  181. AC: :33 < (( hmm i cant s33m to find you
  182. CT: D --> ((We shall tumbl together at some point ;) *Wonk* Wink* ))
  183. CT: D --> ((Oh, I haven't posted anything yet, let me try to addfollow you))
  184. AC: :33 < (( never mind found you
  185. AC: :33 < (( thanks jessica!
  186. CT: D --> ((Hm, did I put my name down as Jessica, or is that yours? Well either way, I added nosuchthingastractioncitys on my tripstitan account, I suppose I should get around to learning how to use tumblr heh))
  187. AC: :33 < (( yes you should.
  188. AC: :33 < (( tumblrs great! and my names matt
  189. AC: :33 < (( is your name not jessica?
  190. CT: D --> ((Nope, it's Trips ))
  191. AC: :33 < (( oh i may not have you
  192. AC: :33 < (( i may have just followed some random person
  193. AC: :33 < (( okay now i got yoy
  194. CT: D --> ((lol, nice :P I did follow your page, so if it notifies you, ah there ya go))
  195. AC: :33 < (( message me when you want to so this again or start a new one!
  196. arsenicCatnip [AC] disconnected.
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