literally sports room

Cape Smasher: back in the old days
anarchy or death: i didnt mean physically
Cape Smasher: people died on the court
anarchy or death: like metaphorically
+jimmyrussel: i saw it with my own two hands
+jimmyrussel: wilt KILLED A MAN with a flick of his wrist
+jimmyrussel: those were the days
+jimmyrussel: the ref didnt even call a foul
anarchy or death: like when the sixers get beat up in every game
%Kamran Laker: O______O
%AuzBat: Jimmy Wilt fought tigers and lions ofc he killed people on the court
+jimmyrussel: yeah but these days theyd give him a flagrant
%Kamran Laker: did he fite gost posters auz?
anarchy or death: Jordan couldn't win until flagrant fouls were a thing
+jimmyrussel: soft era tbh
+jimmyrussel: yeah but we dont talk about jordans failings anarchy or death
+jimmyrussel: thats the agreement the media made with him right?
+jimmyrussel: because all i hear is that he was literally perfect at everything
anarchy or death: yeah, it was that and his gambling addiction didnt happen
%AuzBat: today's NBA is so soft, people can't even lift other players up and move them out the way.
+jimmyrussel: that 95 playoffs where he choked away the series against the magic didnt happen
%Kamran Laker: bryon russell was pushed
Bill O'Reilly: AuzBat I agree
Bill O'Reilly: a simple finger touch
Bill O'Reilly: NBA Ref: FOUL FOUL FOUL
Bill O'Reilly: so stupid
%AuzBat: flagrant 2 Bill O'Reilly
+jimmyrussel: back in my day
anarchy or death: its so stupid
+jimmyrussel: we could shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
+jimmyrussel: and it wouldnt even be a foul
+jimmyrussel: youd just have to suck it up
%Kamran Laker: of course
anarchy or death: you cant even just post up one player for an entire possession anymore
+jimmyrussel: these players are soft
+jimmyrussel: anarchy or death pls
+jimmyrussel: everything older is better
anarchy or death: game has been ruined
%AuzBat: Jimmy the Lakers (before they moved to LA) were actually in a plane crash, no one died luckily
+jimmyrussel: game has been ruined we cant post up frm halfcourt anymore
%Kamran Laker: o.O
Nova Scotia: the fire rises
anarchy or death: there goes barkley's game
anarchy or death: rip
%Kamran Laker: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
+jimmyrussel: back in the good old days
+jimmyrussel: i saw bill russell rip a mans leg off with a blocked shot
anarchy or death: because people were tougher back then
+jimmyrussel: no foul
+jimmyrussel: tougher era
+jimmyrussel: the ref told him to man up
+jimmyrussel: those were the days
anarchy or death: and they would survive just one of those two things
%AuzBat: Kamran Laker http://stewthornley.net/mplslakers_plane.html
Cape Smasher: people got hurt back then
anarchy or death: no, they just put the leg right back on
Bill O'Reilly: when did this bullshit of pussifying BBall happen?
anarchy or death: and dunked it on the next possession
%Kamran Laker: ye I heard about that couple years ago auz
anarchy or death: when Jordan couldnt beat the Pistons
+jimmyrussel: jordan couldnt beat the pistons so they changed rules yeah
Bill O'Reilly: lol wtf
Bill O'Reilly: are you srs
anarchy or death: yeah
+jimmyrussel: yes
%AuzBat: Jimmy Wilt actually did dislocate someones shoulder from blocking a dunk, Wilt blocks Gus Johnson
Bill O'Reilly: good lord
+jimmyrussel: thats the least of what wilt did
+jimmyrussel: i saw wilt rip a mans throat out with one finger
anarchy or death: he killed Bin Laden i heard
+jimmyrussel: after getting a bucket
+jimmyrussel: no call
anarchy or death: with a shot put is was
+jimmyrussel: because the ref understood these were grown men
anarchy or death: right Jimmy?
+jimmyrussel: and thats just how it was
+jimmyrussel: no the shot put was when he stopped the 3rd plane on 9/11 from hitting the empire state building
%AuzBat: What about when he dunked from half court in the 1963 all star game?
+jimmyrussel: he just pegged it from the shoreline
+jimmyrussel: and it got the plane in the middle of the atlantic
%Kamran Laker: did wilt imagine the traine?
+jimmyrussel: took it down before too many casualties
%AuzBat: Jimmy Wilt done that when he was dead as well
+jimmyrussel: he isnt actually dead
%AuzBat: since he died in 99
+jimmyrussel: he was frozen like walt disney
+jimmyrussel: they bring him out when the usa needs him the most
%Kamran Laker: auz and jimmy what is dead may never die
anarchy or death: when Isis starts trying some shti
anarchy or death: shit*
+jimmyrussel: if isis starts some shit with murica
%AuzBat: What if Wilt was just Shaq in a fat suit? Have you ever seen Shaq and Wilt together?
+jimmyrussel: you think it was nukes that got japan?
+jimmyrussel: no my friend
+jimmyrussel: they dropped wilts toenails on that shit
+jimmyrussel: thats what caused the fallout
%AuzBat: Shaq was Wilt in a far suit*
%AuzBat: fat*
+jimmyrussel: the real reason
+jimmyrussel: that shaq didnt show up to 50 greatest players of all time
+jimmyrussel: was that he is actually wilt
Bill O'Reilly: >tfw you will never be born at a time where Magic Johnson - Kareem-Abdul Jabaar was the duo to ebat
Bill O'Reilly: *beat
+jimmyrussel: never seen them in the same room
%Kamran Laker: O_______O
anarchy or death: too be this lucky to not be born during that time
anarchy or death: i agree Bill
+jimmyrussel: wilt won the cold war
%AuzBat: That's what I'm saying Jimmy, he won rings even when he was 60+ years old
+jimmyrussel: with nothing but a shotput and a hirdle
%Kamran Laker: dude
%AuzBat: Jimmy he would just triple jump the battle field and take out the commander
%Kamran Laker: u guys
Bill O'Reilly: ?
%Kamran Laker: did wilt ever gost post or imagine the traine?
+jimmyrussel: you think he actually used all 3 jumps AuzBat
+jimmyrussel: i can confirm he did not
%Kamran Laker: jimmy is that response directed 2 me
+jimmyrussel: no it is not
%AuzBat: Nah he did to avoid a landmine
%Kamran Laker: 
+jimmyrussel: a landmine cannot stop wilt
+jimmyrussel: i saw him kill a landmine with nothing but a stare
+jimmyrussel: the vietkong called no foul
+jimmyrussel: out of respect
%Kamran Laker: iirc wilt is the only player in nba live 08 ranked 100 overall
Bill O'Reilly: Kamran Laker, stop drinking memes
Bill O'Reilly: you're being too dank now
anarchy or death: because they knew he was a man
+jimmyrussel: exactly
+jimmyrussel: they respected him
anarchy or death: they didnt need to call fouls in Nam
anarchy or death: because people werent pussies back then
+jimmyrussel: wilt shat napalm and pissed white phosphorus
Cape Smasher: what i miss
Bill O'Reilly: dank memes and shit
anarchy or death: the only reason Michael Jordan wasnt good at baseball is because they made him use a lead bat
anarchy or death: they had to hold him back
%Kamran Laker: white sox
Cape Smasher: +jimmyrussel: i saw him kill a landmine with nothing but a stare
Cape Smasher: +jimmyrussel: the vietkong called no foul
Cape Smasher: LOL
%AuzBat: Wilt also saved New York from King Kong and Godzille 2 weeks before the 1967 NBA finals
Bill O'Reilly: how da f am I just now laughing at Tragic Bronson
+jimmyrussel: those were harder times Cape Smasher
%Kamran Laker: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Cape Smasher: it was a different time
+jimmyrussel: not like now
Cape Smasher: a different enemy
Bill O'Reilly: Shaq is GOAT
anarchy or death: it was better
anarchy or death: more men
Cape Smasher: lebron was actually born in kenya
Bill O'Reilly: @Kamran, it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is the free thrown
Cape Smasher: not even a real american citizen
%Kamran Laker: TRAGIC BRONSON
Cape Smasher: shouldnt be allowed in the country
%AuzBat: Back when you could throw shot puts at players Cape Smasher
+jimmyrussel: but harden
anarchy or death: wait, then how is LeBron president?
+jimmyrussel: ive paid you a small fortune
+jimmyrussel: and this gives you, power over me?
Cape Smasher: you mean :eDecline?
Cape Smasher: LeDecline*
+jimmyrussel: youre pure evil
+jimmyrussel: im necessary evil
Bill O'Reilly: >tells me I'm 5 for calling DeRetardo
Bill O'Reilly: >calls LeBron, LeDecline
+jimmyrussel: realtalk though ive never seen harden and hitler in the same room
Bill O'Reilly: Cape is a hypocrite
+jimmyrussel: coincidence?
Cape Smasher: Bill O'Reilly obvious sarcasm is obvious?
Bill O'Reilly: bc Hitler killed himself
Cape Smasher: ledecline is a meme
%Kamran Laker: If I pull that off, would you die?
+jimmyrussel: how do you know that for sure Bill O'Reilly
Cape Smasher: you just made a silly name
Bill O'Reilly: it would be extremely painful
Bill O'Reilly: you're a big guy
Bill O'Reilly: for you
+jimmyrussel: for you
Cape Smasher: AuzBat have u ever imagined the traine?
Bill O'Reilly: :DDDDDDD
+jimmyrussel: NO
anarchy or death: stop using greentext
%AuzBat: Jimmy is it true Wilt won the f1s by himself without using a car, he just ran the track
+jimmyrussel: THEY EXPECT ONE OF US AT THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
anarchy or death: holy shit
Nova Scotia: dr pavel
+jimmyrussel: have we starta da fire
+jimmyrussel: YES THE FIRE RISES
Nova Scotia: i'm cia
%Kamran Laker: OML
%Kamran Laker: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bill O'Reilly: Dr. Tragic Bronson, I'm Shaq
+jimmyrussel: dey work for the mercenary
%AuzBat: Cape Smasher wtf is this traine shit
+jimmyrussel: the mosquito man
Nova Scotia: he wasn't alone
+jimmyrussel: bane
Cape Smasher: ask jimmy
Nova Scotia: you don't get to bring friends
Bill O'Reilly: THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY BENCH
anarchy or death: who here remembers when Wilt saved Metropolis AND Gotham at the same time?
Bill O'Reilly: TELL ME ABOUT LEBRON
+jimmyrussel: WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HEADBAND
Bill O'Reilly: WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HEADBAND?
%Kamran Laker: AuzBat you just have 2 imagine it
+jimmyrussel: AYYY
+jimmyrussel: AYYYY
Nova Scotia: L
+jimmyrussel: we in here
Bill O'Reilly: A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
%Kamran Laker: 187
+jimmyrussel: OR PERHAPS HES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN
+jimmyrussel: BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE
%Kamran Laker: kefe block thoughts on jimmyrussel?
%Kamran Laker: At least you can talk. Who are you?
LeBron Bane: OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A FREE THROW, BEFORE THROWING A THREE POINTER?
Nova Scotia: nothing
Nova Scotia: i said nothing
+jimmyrussel: at least you can talk LeBron Bane
LeBron Bane: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS THE DECISION
LeDecline: lads lads
%AuzBat: Alright let
LeDecline: come on now
+jimmyrussel: im miamis reckoning
%Kamran Laker: these memes
+jimmyrussel: here to end the borrowed time wades been living on
%AuzBat: 's ease up with the caps, no need to go overboard
LeBron Bane: so you've come back to die with the Heat?
Wade Batman: No
%Kamran Laker: What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
Wade Batman: I came back to stop you
%Kamran Laker: I'm the Osirus of this shit
Cutler the Great: what
Cutler the Great: yall thought yall wasnt gon see me
Nova Scotia: Cutler the Great changing his avi and deleting rooms every1
Cutler the Great: >Nova Scotia deleting rooms
%Kamran Laker: O-o