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  1. Stranger:  hii
  2. You: hey
  3. Stranger: asl
  4. You: why don't you go first
  5. Stranger: how do i know u arnt a rapest
  6. You: i should say that about you
  7. You: but fine
  8. You: im 17MSeattle
  9. Stranger: 16 f LA
  10. You: sounds rapist-like
  11. Stranger: whatt
  12. You: maybe you should prove it to me :)
  13. Stranger: howw
  14. You: well you tell me your best idea first
  15. You: then i'll go
  16. Stranger: idk u pick babe
  17. Stranger: ???
  18. You: sorry
  19. You: im still here
  20. You: how about some nudes
  21. You: all LA girls have nudes right?
  22. Stranger: pics
  23. Stranger: umm no
  24. You: hmmm
  25. You: sounds rapist-like
  26. Stranger: okay shut up i am a girl and i was creeped out
  27. You: lol
  28. You: ok
  29. Stranger: sorry
  30. Stranger: what do u wanna talk about
  31. You: hm
  32. You: good question
  33. Stranger: yeahh ...what is it?
  34. You: omegle is a gathering place for pearls of wisdom
  35. You: you can talk to me about anything
  36. You: so shoot
  37. Stranger: ok
  38. Stranger: where are u really from
  39. You: ok you caught me
  40. You: im behind you
  41. Stranger: ewwww i am bout to disconnect u
  42. You: lol
  43. You: ok
  44. You: in all seriousness
  45. You: 20 minutes north of seattle
  46. Stranger: ok how old are u
  47. You: i really am 17
  48. You: are you going to question my sex now?
  49. Stranger: are u a m or f
  50. You: lol
  51. You: m
  52. Stranger: ok how tall are u
  53. You: ooh you're trying to qualify me huh?
  54. You: 5'7"
  55. Stranger: seriously please dont lie i hate liers
  56. You: seriously
  57. You: i kid you not
  58. Stranger: okk loll
  59. Stranger: ummm
  60. Stranger: did u ever have sex befor
  61. You: hmm
  62. You: sounds rapist-like
  63. Stranger: omgggg shuttttt uppp im sorryy geez i am a girllll
  64. You: so?
  65. You: girls can be rapists too
  66. Stranger: yeahh but im nott
  67. Stranger: i am italian lebinese and catholic
  68. Stranger: and i am a cheerleader and a gymnist
  69. Stranger: are u satified noww
  70. You: sure
  71. You: for the moment :)
  72. You: anyway
  73. You: to answer your question
  74. You: nothing i would consider satisfying enough to be considered real sex
  75. Stranger: wait what
  76. Stranger: i didnt get that
  77. You: no
  78. Stranger: are u going to tell me
  79. You: that was your answer
  80. You: no i have not had sec
  81. You: sex
  82. Stranger: ok me eitherr
  83. Stranger: no u ask me ?;s but i am not going to answer the ones i dont feel comfertolb about
  84. You: that's funny
  85. You: because you asked me if i have had sex
  86. You: but don't want me to ask you uncomfortable questions
  87. Stranger: i would tell u if i have or havent
  88. You: oh
  89. You: so what could get more uncomfortable than that?
  90. Stranger: why are u being soo rudee
  91. Stranger: ?
  92. You: because girls love that
  93. Stranger: o okay loll well ry not to be that rudee loll
  94. You: ah
  95. You: so you don't deny it
  96. You: lol
  97. Stranger: dont deny what
  98. You: girls like rudeness
  99. Stranger: okay not all but its fine i guess:(
  100. You: tone doesn't transfer well over text
  101. You: :-\
  102. You: that's why i have to use smilies
  103. You: haha
  104. Stranger: haha mee too
  105. Stranger: can u atleast try not to be that rude i am sad
  106. You: ok
  107. You: i'll do better
  108. Stranger: okay thankss :)
  109. Stranger: what do u wanna talk about
  110. Stranger: ?
  111. You: i have no idea
  112. You: you'd think that a cheerleader such as yourself would have had sex by 16 years...
  113. You: you sure sound attractive :)
  114. Stranger: noo loll
  115. Stranger: what is ur name
  116. You: i'm william
  117. Stranger: well i can be active but not sex whys
  118. You: oh yeah?
  119. You: do tell
  120. Stranger: do tell what
  121. You: elaborate on how you stay active
  122. Stranger: ummm but eww i dont suck dick thats just gross like hand jobs and anythig nelse i know i am boring
  123. You: haha
  124. Stranger: hello?
  125. You: i heard about how most girls think that
  126. You: most guys have no qualms about giving
  127. You: i sure don't
  128. Stranger: whatt u need to usee east words on mee im not that smartt
  129. You: lol
  130. You: most boys don't think giving head is gross like most girls do
  131. Stranger: well i like to see u go suck some guys dick lol and tell me that not gross
  132. You: oh i bet you would like to see that lol
  133. You: but it's gross because it's the same sex
  134. Stranger: yeaa i would lovee to see u go suck some guys dick lemme tell ya
  135. You: haha but what about you?
  136. You: how about you and another girl's snatch?
  137. Stranger: ew nott
  138. You: more gross or less gross?
  139. Stranger: is it okay that i think it is gross sucking dick is that okay with u
  140. You: no worries
  141. You: you can still receive right?
  142. Stranger: yeahh
  143. You: awesome
  144. You: we
  145. You: we'll get along marvelously then
  146. Stranger: okayy what will u do to me step by stepp
  147. Stranger: ??
  148. You: oh yeah
  149. You: first
  150.  
  151. [I'll leave this part out :-p]
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