Skarner was trying to avoid the rift for months. He was lucky enough to be nerfed and made into a joke. It was a great excuse to disappear fora while, and to get away from everything. If that was the case, making a return for one day seemed to be the worst idea ever.

Kog'Maw was known to be a bit of a spaz, a naive little creature who would've rather have been derping around instead of actually participating in the league. The other issue with the void spawn was not just his hunger, but his unhealthy obsessive crush on Skarner, which was not only refused, but most of the time the question of a simple cuddle was met with great hostility and an almost immediate "Fuck off you fucking faggot." But today Kog'Maw was determined. Skarner had just came around to the Rift and he was patiently waiting for the crystal scorpion, ready to give him a hug, whether he liked it or not. Quickly, he dove into the bushes, waiting to see if Skarner would move down the river to check wards...

Skarner grumbled as his team was annoying him already. Top was feeding, bot was jerking off, and mid was...mid. The only thing he could do was ward for the support down bot lane and farm on his own until he was strong enough and wealthy enough to get what he needed to get the ball rolling. He was more of a jungler that preferred to be in the rear, keeping himself from any unneeded danger while helping his team succeed, with not much thanks and mostly anger. The frustration got to him when he was finally jumped from behind by something, flailing his pincers and thrashing his stinger. Eventually the creature jumped off him, only to reveal himself to be Kog'Maw.

"I FINALLY GOT YOU!" He exclaimed. "NOW YOU MUST GIVE HUGS."

Skarner wasn't here to put up with this shit. But at this point he knew Kog'Maw had his new broken ability and Skarner didn't want to deal with acid in the face. "What is it that you want from me?" he asked, purely annoyed more than trying to bargain. He didn't want to bother with the twat at the moment, and as long as Kog'Maw was distracted, his bot lane could push.

"I want cuddle." Kog'Maw said. "Please?"

The scorpion didn't want to. He REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO. He knew it'd get the idiotic request ball rolling. But Skarner gave in. Sighing, he spread out his pincers in a sort of hug fashion. "Fine. Come here."

The squee from the voidling as he jumped into the arms of the crystal vanguard sounded like a drunk baby puking while laughing. Skarner held Kog'Maw as he watched the little thing snuggle tightly into him, his little tail wagging and a small purr coming from his throat. Skarner thought that'd be the end of it, but then Kog'Maw opened his maw.

"Can we do thing Taric and Ezreal has?"

Skarner sat there. He slowly let go of the creature, and said... "You want to feel something, don't you?" The question was responded with an exaggerated nod and a smile. Skarner smiled back, his body shifting a bit to stand himself up, high above the void spawn. He raised his stinger.

"FEEL MY STING." Skarner stabbed down, his ultimate had been ready for some time, and skarner dragged Kog'Maw to the scorpion's turret, where Skarner's bot lane pair obliterated him.


The End.

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