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  1. 2009-02-21
  2. Yiffmaster2000 (2:13:13 AM): ^___^ I knew you were a furry! I love your comix, plz be my boyfriend?
  3. Auto response from PR (2:13:13 AM): I am away from my computer right now.
  4. Yiffmaster2000 (2:40:02 AM): btw: I learned it from the gross fleshlight adventure you posted. I'm not a troll, and I saw your pics in an older entry and :-P
  5. Auto response from PR (2:40:02 AM): I am away from my computer right now.
  6. Yiffmaster2000 (2:40:20 AM): So, um, plz IM me before you block me at the very least. Thanks! Byebye
  7. Session concluded at 3:45:58 PM
  8.  
  9. 2009-02-24
  10. Yiffmaster2000 (8:57:17 PM): hay baby!
  11.  
  12. 2009-02-26
  13. Yiffmaster2000 (1:34:58 AM): I would like to point out a horrible instance of gay pornography. Specifically, "Field of Creams" Wherein a disembodied voice whispers, with a humorously non-affected gay twang, "if you fuck him he will come."
  14.  
  15. 2009-03-03
  16. Yiffmaster2000 (5:37:51 PM): zomg do you know kc green
  17.  
  18. 2009-03-09
  19. Yiffmaster2000 (2:12:53 AM): DUDE
  20. Auto response from PR (2:12:53 AM): I doooon't waaaant to set the woooooooooorld
  21. on
  22. fiiiiiireeeee~
  23. Yiffmaster2000 (2:12:57 AM): You gotta stop ignoring me
  24. Yiffmaster2000 (2:13:04 AM): Cuz I was singing THAT VERY SONG
  25. Yiffmaster2000 (2:13:11 AM): On L4D just like three days ago
  26. Yiffmaster2000 (2:13:34 AM): And I would sing it for you if you were on that server!
  27. Yiffmaster2000 (2:13:45 AM): Also TF2!
  28. Yiffmaster2000 (2:14:16 AM): You are super hot, you have that Cat Racer shirt (I have the hoodie!) and you and I love barbershop.
  29. Yiffmaster2000 (2:14:24 AM): IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN WHY DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???
  30. Yiffmaster2000 (2:14:40 AM): My Steam name: ***. Add or message me sometime.
  31.  
  32. 2009-03-11
  33. Yiffmaster2000 (6:49:52 AM): I just want to sta~rt...
  34. A flame in your hea~rt...
  35. Yiffmaster2000 (8:25:35 AM): Look, kiddo, don't make me send a nasty message on FA
  36. Auto response from PR (8:25:35 AM): I doooon't waaaant to set the woooooooooorld
  37. on
  38. fiiiiiireeeee~
  39. Yiffmaster2000 (8:25:40 AM): I WILL SING YOU A SONG
  40. Yiffmaster2000 (8:25:45 AM): ON LEFT 4 DEAD OR TF2 OR WHATEVER
  41. Yiffmaster2000 (8:26:03 AM): Just bring that sweet caboose 'round here and we'll get talkin.
  42. Yiffmaster2000 (8:26:10 AM): (caboose is your butt)
  43. Yiffmaster2000 (2:17:15 AM): I will sing you barbershop shit, and also barbershopify all the retarded songs you want to hear.
  44.  
  45. 2009-03-15
  46. Yiffmaster2000 (3:34:40 AM): i will sing it
  47. Auto response from PR (3:34:40 AM): I doooon't waaaant to set the woooooooooorld
  48. on
  49. fiiiiiireeeee~
  50. Yiffmaster2000 (3:34:44 AM): dont say i wont
  51. Yiffmaster2000 (3:34:52 AM): damn bean nigger <>:o
  52.  
  53. 2009-03-18
  54. Yiffmaster2000 (12:00:33 AM): damn it hot gay chris you mock me with your continued status
  55. Yiffmaster2000 (12:01:20 AM): i got news for you, diglet: IMA BARBERSHOP JIGGLYPUFF YOUR FACE OFF ON A STEAM GAME ONE OF THESE DAYS
  56. Yiffmaster2000 (12:01:24 AM): you are warned
  57. Yiffmaster2000 (12:04:15 AM): love,
  58. Midwest Gay Chris
  59.  
  60. 2009-03-20
  61. Yiffmaster2000 (12:53:26 AM): I WANT YOUR COCK
  62. Auto response from PR (12:53:26 AM): :V
  63. Yiffmaster2000 (12:53:33 AM): Why are you holding out on me
  64.  
  65. 2009-03-22
  66. Yiffmaster2000 (3:32:19 AM): I dont want to set the wo~orld o~on.... fi~ire....
  67. Auto response from PR (3:32:19 AM): I doooon't waaaant to set the woooooooooorld
  68. on
  69. fiiiiiireeeee~
  70. Yiffmaster2000 (3:33:29 AM): *sigh* oh sexy chris...
  71. Yiffmaster2000 (3:33:42 AM): PLEASE join a server with me, so I can sing to you
  72. Yiffmaster2000 (3:37:02 AM): i'm not bein all over-faggy or whatever. JUST PLAY A GAME (TF2l. CSS. L4D, amthing!) and I will for you THAT VERY SONG.
  73. Yiffmaster2000 (3:37:06 AM): JUST for you.
  74. Yiffmaster2000 (4:10:53 AM): Steam name: ****. Add me! And I will sing all the songs you love
  75. Auto response from PR (4:10:53 AM): I doooon't waaaant to set the woooooooooorld
  76. on
  77.  
  78. 2009-03-27
  79. Yiffmaster2000 (11:36:25 PM): i will rub you all over with suds and lotions
  80.  
  81. 2009-03-31
  82. Yiffmaster2000 (10:43:58 PM): ur spermz. give them to me
  83.  
  84. 2009-04-02
  85. Yiffmaster2000 (1:41:17 AM): me gusta swallando espermas
  86. Auto response from PR (1:41:17 AM): :V
  87. Yiffmaster2000 (1:41:25 AM): por favor damelos
  88. Yiffmaster2000 (1:41:54 AM): tengo un relacion mala salud contigo or some shit like that
  89. Yiffmaster2000 (1:42:02 AM): JUST LET ME LOVE YOU JEEZ LOUISE
  90. Yiffmaster2000 (1:14:40 AM): Why won't you return my love... :-( I mean no harm, I just want to lavish you with loling praise and also skilled tonguing
  91. Yiffmaster2000 (1:14:55 AM): you're the cutest gay geek I ever seen... :-(
  92.  
  93. 2009-04-05
  94. Yiffmaster2000 (9:25:24 PM): ive always waited....
  95.  
  96. 2009-04-06
  97. Yiffmaster2000 (2:08:48 AM): i will buy you [Pokemon] platinum just let me love you
  98.  
  99. 2009-04-14
  100. Yiffmaster2000 (11:12:04 PM): i am in your home and watching you shower /fap
  101. Auto response from PR (11:12:04 PM): SHOWER
  102. Yiffmaster2000 (1:21:47 AM): YOU
  103. Auto response from PR (1:21:47 AM): :V
  104. Yiffmaster2000 (1:21:49 AM): Puerto Rican
  105. Yiffmaster2000 (1:21:55 AM): Sexy gay Puerto Rican
  106. Yiffmaster2000 (1:22:22 AM): In a gesture of goodwill, I give you my PRIDE AND JOY, my Intellectual Property which I now license to you, as a show of good faith and non-trollitude.
  107. Yiffmaster2000 (1:22:34 AM): You now own the rights to the game... SimNigger.
  108. Yiffmaster2000 (1:22:46 AM): Do with it what you will. But... do something wonderful...
  109. Yiffmaster2000 (1:44:33 AM): *kissez*
  110.  
  111. 2009-04-13
  112. Yiffmaster2000 (12:13:13 AM): plz love me :-(
  113. Yiffmaster2000 (12:29:04 AM): you're so hawt is all, i gave you all i has :-(
  114. Yiffmaster2000 (1:39:04 AM): im 23/m/**, let's get married in ** or commit sodomy anywhere
  115. Auto response from PR (1:39:04 AM): I am away from my computer right now.
  116. Yiffmaster2000 (1:39:14 AM): i will make it worth your while >:3
  117.  
  118. 2009-04-14
  119. Yiffmaster2000 (2:05:13 AM): I will send you real money because I am sad and pathetically obsessed with your hot bod and adorable pokeymons
  120. Yiffmaster2000 (2:06:14 AM): plus your cute comix which are adorable
  121. Yiffmaster2000 (2:06:27 AM): & funny
  122.  
  123. 2009-04-16
  124. Yiffmaster2000 (12:59:20 AM): SimNigger.
  125.  
  126. 2009-04-21
  127. Yiffmaster2000 (11:58:09 PM): I will never give up
  128. Auto response from PR (11:58:09 PM): BED
  129. Yiffmaster2000 (11:58:22 PM): I have ordered a PuertoBall, and soon I will hurl it at you, capturing you.
  130.  
  131. 2009-05-03
  132. Yiffmaster2000 (11:51:10 PM): Ok look. I've given you my best IP (simNigger is gold, man) and I'll lay down FAT STAX OF CASH for you to start loving me
  133. Yiffmaster2000 (11:51:19 PM): butt-style
  134. Yiffmaster2000 (11:51:33 PM): (i am already stalking you ¬_¬ )
  135.  
  136. 2009-05-09
  137. Yiffmaster2000 (12:13:20 AM): I will swallow.
  138. Auto response from PR (12:13:20 AM): SETH ROGEN
  139. Yiffmaster2000 (12:13:40 AM): I will dispense blowjobs to you in a dominant and frequent manner
  140.  
  141. 2009-05-13
  142. Yiffmaster2000 (4:15:23 AM): god i dont know what you want from me
  143. Yiffmaster2000 (4:16:52 AM): i just want to love you, i live in wisconsin and no hot guys live here. you are a hot guy and you are gay, so you meet my two criteria
  144. Yiffmaster2000 (4:21:07 AM): I just need a sign. I will give you FIFTY CLAMS if you talk to me, because I am a pseudofur and a gay and I love you
  145. Yiffmaster2000 (4:21:23 AM): And I'm not fucking with you
  146. Yiffmaster2000 (4:26:40 AM): i luv u so much :,(
  147. Yiffmaster2000 (4:27:02 AM): brahbrah's scripture = funny
  148. Yiffmaster2000 (4:28:24 AM): i've been to your FA, i have my own, im not a troll, im just a lonely loser with FIFTY US DOLLARS to give to a hot homo like u
  149. Yiffmaster2000 (4:28:29 AM): (PS I'm 24 >:\ ))
  150. Yiffmaster2000 (4:29:58 AM): LETS PLAY MARIO KART
  151. Yiffmaster2000 (4:30:22 AM): i have starfox in its original starBOX
  152. Yiffmaster2000 (4:30:35 AM): before he started getting fucked by that bird guy
  153. Yiffmaster2000 (4:31:49 AM): anyway
  154. Yiffmaster2000 (4:32:10 AM): all i ask for, in exchange for FIFTY US DOLLARS FROM MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT, is for you to be my BEST FRIEND
  155. Yiffmaster2000 (4:32:25 AM): which requires you to respond to me please
  156. Yiffmaster2000 (4:32:33 AM): because i have been "stalking" you for months
  157. Yiffmaster2000 (4:37:20 AM): so please get back to me. ***@***.com i love you
  158. Yiffmaster2000 (4:37:30 AM): (note: I WILL NOT STALK AND/OR MURDER YOU)
  159.  
  160. 2009-05-14
  161. Yiffmaster2000 (1:16:09 AM): good lord why are you holding out
  162. Yiffmaster2000 (1:16:24 AM): i just want to give you money
  163. Yiffmaster2000 (1:16:37 AM): all I ask is that you talk to me
  164. Yiffmaster2000 (1:16:43 AM): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  165. Yiffmaster2000 (1:16:48 AM): goodness...
  166. Yiffmaster2000 (1:17:10 AM): i have so many moneys..............
  167. Yiffmaster2000 (1:18:16 AM): you are so incredibly hot... please just talk to me
  168. Yiffmaster2000 (1:18:20 AM): that is how sad i am
  169. Yiffmaster2000 (1:18:42 AM): so sad and faggy I will give you money if you talk to me
  170. Yiffmaster2000 (1:19:02 AM): i will send you a message on MY FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT
  171. Yiffmaster2000 (1:19:12 AM): god i just want your attention -_-
  172. Yiffmaster2000 (1:26:22 AM): I'm not fucking with you, for serious
  173. Yiffmaster2000 (1:26:36 AM): *name**city*state*
  174.  
  175. Thursday, September 09, 2010
  176. Yiffmaster2000 (1:41:48 AM):    I want to put my dick right in your kisser.
  177. Yiffmaster2000 (1:46:19 AM):    I seriously want you so bad.
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